Chapter 30
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The book was written in the first person, starting from the perspective of a cat, and the perspective was particularly novel. Because the author himself was an evolutionary cat, the content was extremely credible.
For Kang Xing Luo, he could get in touch with the real thoughts of the cat while reading. This kind of experience was really rare.
The book started from the author’s self-deprecatory introduction:
[I always feel that I am a very double-minded cat.
The reason is that I have always hated the term “cat”. It was derived from humans. I feel that I cannot accept it because I am very proud. However, I like my real name ‘XX’ very much. This name was given to me by my former master. It is also given to me by humans, but I like it very much.
So, if someone says that I have a double standard, I will not refute it, and I will even send you dried fish.
Because what you said really makes sense. 】
[In the first half of my ignorant life, life as a cat was actually very happy.
I don’t have too many impressions in my mind. But I ate good food every day, slept in a soft cat bed, and ran on the floor with other cats. My cat life was already fulfilling enough.
At that time, my greatest achievement was able to understand the name my owner called me. As long as he called me, I would be happy. If he called me more times than other cats, I would be happier. Life was that simple. 】
[Many biologists and scientists have been discussing what kind of process evolution is. My own experience is that it is a feeling that can be described as “opening up”, that is, at a certain moment in a certain day, suddenly, I started to think, my brain capacity increased, and there were many thoughts that I had never had before.]
[The critical point was that one day I squatted in the litter box and used it– (silenced), and suddenly felt inexplicably, maybe I should raise my butt a bit, or it would stain my white fur. After finishing, I was going to smell it habitually, but a strong sense of reason told me that it was a bit stinky and not to smell it. But I always used to smell it.
At this time, there was a voice in my mind telling me that it was shit and I couldn’t smell it.
I was very entangled, should I smell it or not?
Finally, I smelled it.
It turns out that it really smelt bad. 】
[From that time-(silenced), I felt that I was different. Things that I had never thought about before suddenly appeared in my consciousness, and I began to pay attention to the world except for the litter box, cat food bowl and cat water bowl, I gradually started paying attention to what my master said. When he consciously talked about an object, I would take a seat, so I knew what a table was, what a chair was, and my own identity.
I am a cat.
…How could there be such a bad name as a cat.
It’s too earthy, I really feel that cats all over the world should be called ‘XX’.
By the way, ‘XX’ is my real name. 】
[After having an independent idea, my curiosity became extremely exuberant, and I was full of enthusiasm to face the challenges everything in the human world posed for me. Although I became a writer after evolution, I always thought that my talents should be used in mathematics.
I used to practice addition and subtraction with glasses and eggs at home. For example, there were a few glasses left after a glass was kicked off, and a few eggs were left at home after smashing five eggs.
However, my master seemed to disagree with my talent for counting. After he refused to cook for me, I changed my research direction due to reality.
That’s how Mr. Handsome was born.
Wait a minute, first allow me to make a sad expression. 】
[Speaking of which, I am willing to answer the common questions of many cat owners in the past, why cats like to push things off the table, I can tell you authoritatively, as a cat…
I don’t know myself.
I wanted to push it when I saw it there.
But I really didn’t mean it.]
……
……
……
[And about another problem, I need to state my point of view, there appears to be a lot of people who believe that the main factor of evolution were the blood and certain genes, and that a pet could evolve from the start. That it was destined.
I don’t think so.
I sincerely feel that whether a pet can evolve is indeed related to its own physique, but the most important factor does not depend on it, but on its owner. 】
[Again, whether it can evolve depends on its owner. Maybe many people think my point of view is very funny, but this is the fact, as I believe it to be.]
……
[End]
After reading the book in one breath, Kang Xing Luo felt great. The book itself was lively and funny. There was no need to talk about it. Kang Xing Luo couldn’t help but fall into deep thought when considering some details.
It turned out that his knowledge had always been so shallow.
He even felt that his cats were a little bit troubling, but they were clearly thinking about him!
What’s more, the writing of this book was really good. There were many details in it that indicated the process of raising a cat. This showed how observant Mr. Handsome was…
Deserving of being the author!
Kang Xing Luo was originally just a fan, but now he was about to develop into an iron fan.
As he reluctantly put down the book, Kang Lai Yin thoughtfully asked: “Are you a little tired?”
Kang Xing Luo shook his head, “Not tired, I just think this author wrote really well.”
He did not notice Kang Lai Yin’s strange silence, and right when he was not paying attention, Kang Xing Luo asked him: “The book said that during the process of evolution, one would experience an ‘opening up’ moment, since then one would begin to have their own consciousness, Xiao Shizi, when did you have your opening up? “
Kang Lai Yin: “… Opening up?”
What kind of strange description was this? Not appropriate at all! He did not ……
……
Kang Lai Yin complained inwardly, angrily found that he could not refute, so he tried to ignore the existence of Da Hei, while trying to remember.
The moment he opened himself up…
…
Where was that moment, and when was it?
There was a sudden flash in his mind, and Kang Lai Yin remembered that it was a long time ago, probably when he had been taken home by Kang Xing Luo for about two months.
It was not a special day, but it was indeed memorable. Kang Lai Yin remembered that that day was when Xing Luo had to pay the rent.
At that time, Kang Xing Luo’s life was very difficult. To be precise, Kang Xing Luo’s lifestyle had always been frugal, and during that time, the economy was extremely tight.
He did not have the rent, and the middle-aged man who came to collect the rent had drunk too much wine. Kang Xing Luo stayed at the door without saying a word, but the man took advantage of his strength to push and pull with Kang Xing Luo.
Kang Lai Yin was squatting at the door at that time, his whole body exploded, looking at the man and he started howling, his body was so weak in comparison with human beings, even the howling with all his strength seemed so weak.
Kang Xing Luo was pushed to the ground by the man. At that moment, Kang Lai Yin felt that immeasurable anger was rushing into his head, and for the first time in his cat’s life, he had a clear impression.
——No one is allowed to touch him.
——Isn’t it just money?
With the opening of his mind, these two ideas were born together in his brain. That day, after the man pushed Kang Xing Luo down, he sobered up and left, but Kang Lai Yin was left with a deep shadow.
‘He needs to have a strong body. ‘
‘He has to be rich. ‘
Even now, these two ideas had changed Xiao Shizi and turned him into Kang Lai Yin.
Kang Xing Luo: “Xiao Shizi?”
Kang Lai Yin regained his senses and shook his head. Kang Xing Luo saw that he did not respond. He only asked the question that he didn’t want the answer to, so he quickly changed the subject and exclaimed, “Well, Mr. Handsome’s writing is so good.”
Kang Lai Yin was stabbed in the heart.
The rest time should not be too tiring, so Kang Lai Yin urged Kang Xing Luo to fall asleep. When the room had quietened and only Xing Luo was breathing evenly, Kang Lai Yin went out and started thinking.
After a long time, Kang Lai Yin waved his hand and called the secretary. “I want to write an autobiography.”
Secretary: “…”
The secretary paused for a second, then said immediately: “Write it!”
Kang Lai Yin said, “Do you think I can write?”
The secretary said, “Of course.! If you are not qualified to write an autobiography, then nobody in the world is.”
Kang Lai Yin felt a little satisfied, so he nodded, and said: “Then do you think my sales can exceed Da Hei’s?”
Secretary: “…”
The secretary was silent for a moment, then said: “…should be able to.”
Kang Lai Yin: “…”
Kang Lai Yin: “…should?”
The secretary cautiously: “We can buy 100 million copies ourselves!”
Kang Lai Yin: “… …”
T/N: Life as KLY’s secretary is really not easy…
The story of KLY’s evolution almost made me cry, poor KXL he has faced so much in his life and he deserves the doting and pampering of his 6 cats….
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The book was written in the first person, starting from the perspective of a cat, and the perspective was particularly novel. Because the author himself was an evolutionary cat, the content was extremely credible.
For Kang Xing Luo, he could get in touch with the real thoughts of the cat while reading. This kind of experience was really rare.
The book started from the author’s self-deprecatory introduction:
[I always feel that I am a very double-minded cat.
The reason is that I have always hated the term “cat”. It was derived from humans. I feel that I cannot accept it because I am very proud. However, I like my real name ‘XX’ very much. This name was given to me by my former master. It is also given to me by humans, but I like it very much.
So, if someone says that I have a double standard, I will not refute it, and I will even send you dried fish.
Because what you said really makes sense. 】
[In the first half of my ignorant life, life as a cat was actually very happy.
I don’t have too many impressions in my mind. But I ate good food every day, slept in a soft cat bed, and ran on the floor with other cats. My cat life was already fulfilling enough.
At that time, my greatest achievement was able to understand the name my owner called me. As long as he called me, I would be happy. If he called me more times than other cats, I would be happier. Life was that simple. 】
[Many biologists and scientists have been discussing what kind of process evolution is. My own experience is that it is a feeling that can be described as “opening up”, that is, at a certain moment in a certain day, suddenly, I started to think, my brain capacity increased, and there were many thoughts that I had never had before.]
[The critical point was that one day I squatted in the litter box and used it– (silenced), and suddenly felt inexplicably, maybe I should raise my butt a bit, or it would stain my white fur. After finishing, I was going to smell it habitually, but a strong sense of reason told me that it was a bit stinky and not to smell it. But I always used to smell it.
At this time, there was a voice in my mind telling me that it was shit and I couldn’t smell it.
I was very entangled, should I smell it or not?
Finally, I smelled it.
It turns out that it really smelt bad. 】
[From that time-(silenced), I felt that I was different. Things that I had never thought about before suddenly appeared in my consciousness, and I began to pay attention to the world except for the litter box, cat food bowl and cat water bowl, I gradually started paying attention to what my master said. When he consciously talked about an object, I would take a seat, so I knew what a table was, what a chair was, and my own identity.
I am a cat.
…How could there be such a bad name as a cat.
It’s too earthy, I really feel that cats all over the world should be called ‘XX’.
By the way, ‘XX’ is my real name. 】
[After having an independent idea, my curiosity became extremely exuberant, and I was full of enthusiasm to face the challenges everything in the human world posed for me. Although I became a writer after evolution, I always thought that my talents should be used in mathematics.
I used to practice addition and subtraction with glasses and eggs at home. For example, there were a few glasses left after a glass was kicked off, and a few eggs were left at home after smashing five eggs.
However, my master seemed to disagree with my talent for counting. After he refused to cook for me, I changed my research direction due to reality.
That’s how Mr. Handsome was born.
Wait a minute, first allow me to make a sad expression. 】
[Speaking of which, I am willing to answer the common questions of many cat owners in the past, why cats like to push things off the table, I can tell you authoritatively, as a cat…
I don’t know myself.
I wanted to push it when I saw it there.
But I really didn’t mean it.]
……
……
……
[And about another problem, I need to state my point of view, there appears to be a lot of people who believe that the main factor of evolution were the blood and certain genes, and that a pet could evolve from the start. That it was destined.
I don’t think so.
I sincerely feel that whether a pet can evolve is indeed related to its own physique, but the most important factor does not depend on it, but on its owner. 】
[Again, whether it can evolve depends on its owner. Maybe many people think my point of view is very funny, but this is the fact, as I believe it to be.]
……
[End]
After reading the book in one breath, Kang Xing Luo felt great. The book itself was lively and funny. There was no need to talk about it. Kang Xing Luo couldn’t help but fall into deep thought when considering some details.
It turned out that his knowledge had always been so shallow.
He even felt that his cats were a little bit troubling, but they were clearly thinking about him!
What’s more, the writing of this book was really good. There were many details in it that indicated the process of raising a cat. This showed how observant Mr. Handsome was…
Deserving of being the author!
Kang Xing Luo was originally just a fan, but now he was about to develop into an iron fan.
As he reluctantly put down the book, Kang Lai Yin thoughtfully asked: “Are you a little tired?”
Kang Xing Luo shook his head, “Not tired, I just think this author wrote really well.”
He did not notice Kang Lai Yin’s strange silence, and right when he was not paying attention, Kang Xing Luo asked him: “The book said that during the process of evolution, one would experience an ‘opening up’ moment, since then one would begin to have their own consciousness, Xiao Shizi, when did you have your opening up? “
Kang Lai Yin: “… Opening up?”
What kind of strange description was this? Not appropriate at all! He did not ……
……
Kang Lai Yin complained inwardly, angrily found that he could not refute, so he tried to ignore the existence of Da Hei, while trying to remember.
The moment he opened himself up…
…
Where was that moment, and when was it?
There was a sudden flash in his mind, and Kang Lai Yin remembered that it was a long time ago, probably when he had been taken home by Kang Xing Luo for about two months.
It was not a special day, but it was indeed memorable. Kang Lai Yin remembered that that day was when Xing Luo had to pay the rent.
At that time, Kang Xing Luo’s life was very difficult. To be precise, Kang Xing Luo’s lifestyle had always been frugal, and during that time, the economy was extremely tight.
He did not have the rent, and the middle-aged man who came to collect the rent had drunk too much wine. Kang Xing Luo stayed at the door without saying a word, but the man took advantage of his strength to push and pull with Kang Xing Luo.
Kang Lai Yin was squatting at the door at that time, his whole body exploded, looking at the man and he started howling, his body was so weak in comparison with human beings, even the howling with all his strength seemed so weak.
Kang Xing Luo was pushed to the ground by the man. At that moment, Kang Lai Yin felt that immeasurable anger was rushing into his head, and for the first time in his cat’s life, he had a clear impression.
——No one is allowed to touch him.
——Isn’t it just money?
With the opening of his mind, these two ideas were born together in his brain. That day, after the man pushed Kang Xing Luo down, he sobered up and left, but Kang Lai Yin was left with a deep shadow.
‘He needs to have a strong body. ‘
‘He has to be rich. ‘
Even now, these two ideas had changed Xiao Shizi and turned him into Kang Lai Yin.
Kang Xing Luo: “Xiao Shizi?”
Kang Lai Yin regained his senses and shook his head. Kang Xing Luo saw that he did not respond. He only asked the question that he didn’t want the answer to, so he quickly changed the subject and exclaimed, “Well, Mr. Handsome’s writing is so good.”
Kang Lai Yin was stabbed in the heart.
The rest time should not be too tiring, so Kang Lai Yin urged Kang Xing Luo to fall asleep. When the room had quietened and only Xing Luo was breathing evenly, Kang Lai Yin went out and started thinking.
After a long time, Kang Lai Yin waved his hand and called the secretary. “I want to write an autobiography.”
Secretary: “…”
The secretary paused for a second, then said immediately: “Write it!”
Kang Lai Yin said, “Do you think I can write?”
The secretary said, “Of course.! If you are not qualified to write an autobiography, then nobody in the world is.”
Kang Lai Yin felt a little satisfied, so he nodded, and said: “Then do you think my sales can exceed Da Hei’s?”
Secretary: “…”
The secretary was silent for a moment, then said: “…should be able to.”
Kang Lai Yin: “…”
Kang Lai Yin: “…should?”
The secretary cautiously: “We can buy 100 million copies ourselves!”
Kang Lai Yin: “… …”
T/N: Life as KLY’s secretary is really not easy…
The story of KLY’s evolution almost made me cry, poor KXL he has faced so much in his life and he deserves the doting and pampering of his 6 cats….
The book was written in the first person, starting from the perspective of a cat, and the perspective was particularly novel. Because the author himself was an evolutionary cat, the content was extremely credible.For Kang Xing Luo, he could get in touch with the real thoughts of the cat while reading. This kind of experience was really rare.The book started from the author's self-deprecatory introduction:I always feel that I am a very double-minded cat.The reason is that I have always hated the term cat. It was derived from humans. I feel that I cannot accept it because I am very proud. However, I like my real name XX' very much. This name was given to me by my former master. It is also given to me by humans, but I like it very much.So, if someone says that I have a double standard, I will not refute it, and I will even send you dried fish.Because what you said really makes sense. In the first half of my ignorant life, life as a cat was actually very happy.I don't have too many impressions in my mind. But I ate good food every day, slept in a soft cat bed, and ran on the floor with other cats. My cat life was already fulfilling enough.At that time, my greatest achievement was able to understand the name my owner called me. As long as he called me, I would be happy. If he called me more times than other cats, I would be happier. Life was that simple. Many biologists and scientists have been discussing what kind of process evolution is. My own experience is that it is a feeling that can be described as opening up, that is, at a certain moment in a certain day, suddenly, I started to think, my brain capacity increased, and there were many thoughts that I had never had before.The critical point was that one day I squatted in the litter box and used it silenced, and suddenly felt inexplicably, maybe I should raise my butt a bit, or it would stain my white fur. After finishing, I was going to smell it habitually, but a strong sense of reason told me that it was a bit stinky and not to smell it. But I always used to smell it.At this time, there was a voice in my mind telling me that it was shit and I couldn't smell it.I was very entangled, should I smell it or not?Finally, I smelled it.It turns out that it really smelt bad. From that time-silenced, I felt that I was different. Things that I had never thought about before suddenly appeared in my consciousness, and I began to pay attention to the world except for the litter box, cat food bowl and cat water bowl, I gradually started paying attention to what my master said. When he consciously talked about an object, I would take a seat, so I knew what a table was, what a chair was, and my own identity.I am a cat.How could there be such a bad name as a cat.It's too earthy, I really feel that cats all over the world should be called XX'.By the way, XX' is my real name. After having an independent idea, my curiosity became extremely exuberant, and I was full of enthusiasm to face the challenges everything in the human world posed for me. Although I became a writer after evolution, I always thought that my talents should be used in mathematics.I used to practice addition and subtraction with glasses and eggs at home. For example, there were a few glasses left after a glass was kicked off, and a few eggs were left at home after smashing five eggs.However, my master seemed to disagree with my talent for counting. After he refused to cook for me, I changed my research direction due to reality.That's how Mr. Handsome was born.Wait a minute, first allow me to make a sad expression. Speaking of which, I am willing to answer the common questions of many cat owners in the past, why cats like to push things off the table, I can tell you authoritatively, as a catI don't know myself.I wanted to push it when I saw it there.But I really didn't mean it.And about another problem, I need to state my point of view, there appears to be a lot of people who believe that the main factor of evolution were the blood and certain genes, and that a pet could evolve from the start. That it was destined.I don't think so.I sincerely feel that whether a pet can evolve is indeed related to its own physique, but the most important factor does not depend on it, but on its owner. Again, whether it can evolve depends on its owner. Maybe many people think my point of view is very funny, but this is the fact, as I believe it to be.EndAfter reading the book in one breath, Kang Xing Luo felt great. The book itself was lively and funny. There was no need to talk about it. Kang Xing Luo couldn't help but fall into deep thought when considering some details.It turned out that his knowledge had always been so shallow.He even felt that his cats were a little bit troubling, but they were clearly thinking about him!What's more, the writing of this book was really good. There were many details in it that indicated the process of raising a cat. This showed how observant Mr. Handsome wasDeserving of being the author!Kang Xing Luo was originally just a fan, but now he was about to develop into an iron fan.As he reluctantly put down the book, Kang Lai Yin thoughtfully asked: Are you a little tired?Kang Xing Luo shook his head, Not tired, I just think this author wrote really well.He did not notice Kang Lai Yin's strange silence, and right when he was not paying attention, Kang Xing Luo asked him: The book said that during the process of evolution, one would experience an opening up' moment, since then one would begin to have their own consciousness, Xiao Shizi, when did you have your opening up? Kang Lai Yin: Opening up?What kind of strange description was this? Not appropriate at all! He did not Kang Lai Yin complained inwardly, angrily found that he could not refute, so he tried to ignore the existence of Da Hei, while trying to remember.The moment he opened himself upWhere was that moment, and when was it?There was a sudden flash in his mind, and Kang Lai Yin remembered that it was a long time ago, probably when he had been taken home by Kang Xing Luo for about two months.It was not a special day, but it was indeed memorable. Kang Lai Yin remembered that that day was when Xing Luo had to pay the rent.At that time, Kang Xing Luo's life was very difficult. To be precise, Kang Xing Luo's lifestyle had always been frugal, and during that time, the economy was extremely tight.He did not have the rent, and the middle-aged man who came to collect the rent had drunk too much wine. Kang Xing Luo stayed at the door without saying a word, but the man took advantage of his strength to push and pull with Kang Xing Luo.Kang Lai Yin was squatting at the door at that time, his whole body exploded, looking at the man and he started howling, his body was so weak in comparison with human beings, even the howling with all his strength seemed so weak.Kang Xing Luo was pushed to the ground by the man. At that moment, Kang Lai Yin felt that immeasurable anger was rushing into his head, and for the first time in his cat's life, he had a clear impression.No one is allowed to touch him.Isn't it just money?With the opening of his mind, these two ideas were born together in his brain. That day, after the man pushed Kang Xing Luo down, he sobered up and left, but Kang Lai Yin was left with a deep shadow.He needs to have a strong body. He has to be rich. Even now, these two ideas had changed Xiao Shizi and turned him into Kang Lai Yin.Kang Xing Luo: Xiao Shizi?Kang Lai Yin regained his senses and shook his head. Kang Xing Luo saw that he did not respond. He only asked the question that he didn't want the answer to, so he quickly changed the subject and exclaimed, Well, Mr. Handsome's writing is so good.Kang Lai Yin was stabbed in the heart.The rest time should not be too tiring, so Kang Lai Yin urged Kang Xing Luo to fall asleep. When the room had quietened and only Xing Luo was breathing evenly, Kang Lai Yin went out and started thinking.After a long time, Kang Lai Yin waved his hand and called the secretary. I want to write an autobiography.Secretary: The secretary paused for a second, then said immediately: Write it!Kang Lai Yin said, Do you think I can write?The secretary said, Of course.! If you are not qualified to write an autobiography, then nobody in the world is.Kang Lai Yin felt a little satisfied, so he nodded, and said: Then do you think my sales can exceed Da Hei's?Secretary: The secretary was silent for a moment, then said: should be able to.Kang Lai Yin: Kang Lai Yin: should?The secretary cautiously: We can buy 100 million copies ourselves!Kang Lai Yin: T/N: Life as KLY's secretary is really not easyThe story of KLY's evolution almost made me cry, poor KXL he has faced so much in his life and he deserves the doting and pampering of his 6 cats.
