Volume 1 the age of innocence of Ge Shenyi’s anecdotes(january1969 – July 1990)
Chapter I
（1） , boy
1. Dazuoding village, Jurong, Jiangsu Province, on the night of January 31, 1969, the coldest day, 12 degrees below zero, was full of snow, and the snow was high. When my mother was pregnant with me, I was horizontal in my stomach and adjusted for three months. That day, Grandma had gone to bed. She thought that she must not have children tonight. It was too cold to sleep. My mother had just slept and had a stomachache. My father called for grandma. She was going to have a baby. He dared to invite the midwife. It was a baby. That is, one foot came out first. After a long time of tossing and turning, my foot was frozen purple. Everyone present thought it was useless and dared not tell my mother. Before 11 o’clock at night, he finally gave birth to a boy, Ge Yimin God.
2. At that time, there was a big family, including a grandfather, a wife, a grandfather, a grandmother, a father, a mother, a sister-in-law, an uncle and a brother. Two years later, there was a brother. He was born a landlord.
3. There is a slogan on the wall: “down with Japanese imperialism”.
4. 1974-75, kindergarten. I can sing and perform. I can perform in the people’s Liberation Army. I also perform in the outer village. There are a large audience of farmers. Others say to my mother that I perform well.
5. He was quiet and motionless. He once stood half a day before the blackboard of Uncle village primary school and was made fun of as a nerd.
6. When I was 3 years old, I wanted to find the elixir of immortality from the cactus or some herb. When I saw the cactus in the house, I wondered whether it would be immortality after eating it. In the back of the house or in the vegetable field, I wondered if there was any herb or vegetable that I ate to be immortality.
This is the origin of nerves.
7. At the age of 3, I drank the urine of a 7-year-old girl. I don’t know why. My neighbor, 7-year-old Mengmeng, had a pee in front of my house. It happened to be in a broken bowl. I waited for her to leave and took it up.
8. When I was in kindergarten, I stole a knife from a primary school student with Zhu Dehong. Twice, I said I picked it up. My grandfather didn’t believe it.
（2） , Dingcun primary school
1. 1975-80, I started listening to the Hong Kong good friend evangelical channel in primary school. I felt warm and liked it. The program impressed me deeply is desert spring. The result has been ranked in the top spear.
2. I changed my grade one transcript from 60 to 80 and 70 to 90. My brother, father and grandfather teased me, but they didn’t blame me.
3. Participate in the math contest of the whole county.
4. I began to like some girls.
5. During the winter vacation in grade one, my mother asked me to ask teacher wuchaofeng for some old newspapers. I sat at the door of the classroom for a long time after school and couldn’t open my mouth. Later, my brother asked for them and the teacher gave them to me. Afraid of dealing with teachers (leaders), which has affected us so far.
6. In summer, I could hardly sleep at school. I pretended to sleep. Once, I lied on a bench and pretended to sleep. Mr. Wu nailed a poster and took it off. The stapler fell off my head. The teacher said I was sorry. I pretended not to hear it and continued to pretend to sleep.
7. I don’t understand that I have to repay money borrowed from relatives.
8. I was envious of Mr. Wu when I saw him taking a bus.
9. Obliterate the words “reward” in the book awarded by teacher caoyuangen. I said it was painted by someone else and said a name. The teacher asked XURUI. He said there was no such person, so I was slapped by the teacher.
10. Join the red soldier and put on the red scarf.
11. At the primary school students’ meeting criticizing Deng Xiaoping, Lang sang a small poem, the content of which is no longer remembered. He only remembered that the end was “criticism and criticism and criticism”, which seemed to be written by me, my brother and my grandfather. I read with my head askew. My classmates called me askew.
12. At the neighbor XURUI’s house, he found that there was no light bulb under the wire. He said that the wire had electricity. I don’t believe it. He stood on the wooden bench and touched the wire with his hand. He was immediately electrified, as if his arm had been vigorously opened.
13. I don’t want others to take the initiative to be nice to me. Once when the whole family had lunch, my grandmother put a piece of meat in my bowl. I immediately grabbed it and threw it on the ground. It was very inhumane.
14. When my grandfather died of a cerebral hemorrhage, he stopped in the house. I saw that his mouth had been venting. I didn’t cry. My mother scolded me for being inhuman.
15. Once when I came home from school, my grandfather and my mother disputed a poem: “when I sleep in spring, I don’t know the dawn. I hear birds everywhere; when the wind and rain come at night, I know how many flowers fall.” Or: “the night sleep (Yimin) is not aware of the dawn, everywhere I hear the singing birds; the sound of wind and rain in spring, I know how many flowers fall.”
16. There was a school math contest. I had a problem that the teacher corrected. I should be the first. Grandpa wanted to go to the school to find a teacher.
17. When I take a nap in summer, sometimes when I am on duty, I touch my classmates’ eyelashes with a pencil. Blinking means that my classmates are not asleep.
18. At the end of one afternoon nap, a classmate made a prank by watering my desk and saying that I urinated. The teacher believed me and asked me.
19. Grandpa was touched by a tractor. The other party gave me a lot of tomatoes. He let me eat them, but I didn’t eat them. He was surprised and said that they weren’t poison.
20. I am afraid of herding cattle and riding on their backs. When the cattle enter the river and reach the opposite bank, they are afraid that they will not be able to pull back. The cattle will go back by themselves.
21. XURUI, caoweimin and I, fishing for fish, we distribute them fairly. Unlike adults, we wrote a composition.
22. Because he was dissatisfied with Cao Weimin, he tore Cao Weimin’s book at recess.
23. Jurong County math contest, I went to the county seat to take the bus. I felt very comfortable. I felt the pleasure of speed and stole the compasses of tongshe.
24. My brother and I were at the door, burning a fire in the flowing water cave. My uncle asked us to talk, but I didn’t.
25. Grandma said, “making money begets you” (GE Yimin). In my memory, at home, beside the water tank, there was a girl who looked like her cousin Caohui.
26. Gao Xiao, took 20 cents from his classmates.
27. Zhouxingbin said that the teacher looked at the soup served by others, while Mr. Wen said that he would serve Ge Yimin’s broth and your vegetable soup.
One arrangement, move three, and then turn it around. After class, I immediately went up and did it right.
28. Taking a nap at the same table, brother Tai Juan, has a bunch of waste keys. I have touched them for a long time, but others are pretending to sleep. I want to steal his waste keys.
29. In primary school, I had inexplicable lumbago and leg pain and could not walk. Others went to the fields to call my mother for acupuncture. I remember moving home slowly from the forest farm.
30. In summer, my grandfather took me to see the Milky way, which is full of stars. The Milky way is a drum in the middle and small ellipses on both sides. It is very beautiful and bright. An ellipse is solid.
31. Once my aunt was sleeping at my house. A table tennis ball I was playing was on the bed. The next morning, she said she was separated from her waist.
32. Once, Grandpa chatted at the door of Xiazi’s house and said, “good people don’t live long, bad people live for thousands of years.” an old lady said how can bad people live for thousands of years? Grandpa said no. if you mention bad people, he will live for thousands of years.
33. Sitting on Grandpa’s lap, he gave me a fruit candy. I crushed it and ate it. It was sweeter.
34. Dad, a novice fisherman, caught the largest Grasscarp. Old Jichun asked him to sell him some.
35. The first time I fished, I caught a big white fish in Jiejia mountain. I was afraid and asked my brother to come down.
Once when I was fishing in the pond in the village, I caught a lot of big Grasscarp, as if someone had put them in the pond.
36. XURUI, a fellow villager, whose father was a commune doctor, left a microscope after his death. One night, we took blood from our ears and looked at it under a microscope. Of course, we could see nothing but a blood pattern.
37. I was brave when I was young. On summer nights, I flashed a flashlight and scratched a toad. I heard that supply and marketing cooperatives sell money.
38. China’s political leadership should also liberate all mankind and all politicians. On the way from primary school, I told my classmates that the Soviet Union was strong militarily, but its economy was not as good as that of the United States.
39. I can’t avoid dog shit now, but I picked it up as fertilizer when I was young. That is, before school in the morning, I took a dustpan and fire tongs to look for dog shit in the village.
40. In high school and elementary school, the teacher led the students to shout slogans: “make up your mind, fear no sacrifice, overcome all difficulties and strive for victory.”
See the four basic principles written in white lime on the wall far away from the school.
41. After the smashing of the gang of four, we always wrote at the beginning: “this year is the” first “year of the smashing of the gang of four. The situation in all walks of life across the country is very good...”
Volume 1 the age of innocence of Ge Shenyi’s anecdotes(january1969 – July 1990)
Chapter I
（1） , boy
1. Dazuoding village, Jurong, Jiangsu Province, on the night of January 31, 1969, the coldest day, 12 degrees below zero, was full of snow, and the snow was high. When my mother was pregnant with me, I was horizontal in my stomach and adjusted for three months. That day, Grandma had gone to bed. She thought that she must not have children tonight. It was too cold to sleep. My mother had just slept and had a stomachache. My father called for grandma. She was going to have a baby. He dared to invite the midwife. It was a baby. That is, one foot came out first. After a long time of tossing and turning, my foot was frozen purple. Everyone present thought it was useless and dared not tell my mother. Before 11 o’clock at night, he finally gave birth to a boy, Ge Yimin God.
2. At that time, there was a big family, including a grandfather, a wife, a grandfather, a grandmother, a father, a mother, a sister-in-law, an uncle and a brother. Two years later, there was a brother. He was born a landlord.
3. There is a slogan on the wall: “down with Japanese imperialism”.
4. 1974-75, kindergarten. I can sing and perform. I can perform in the people’s Liberation Army. I also perform in the outer village. There are a large audience of farmers. Others say to my mother that I perform well.
5. He was quiet and motionless. He once stood half a day before the blackboard of Uncle village primary school and was made fun of as a nerd.
6. When I was 3 years old, I wanted to find the elixir of immortality from the cactus or some herb. When I saw the cactus in the house, I wondered whether it would be immortality after eating it. In the back of the house or in the vegetable field, I wondered if there was any herb or vegetable that I ate to be immortality.
This is the origin of nerves.
7. At the age of 3, I drank the urine of a 7-year-old girl. I don’t know why. My neighbor, 7-year-old Mengmeng, had a pee in front of my house. It happened to be in a broken bowl. I waited for her to leave and took it up.
8. When I was in kindergarten, I stole a knife from a primary school student with Zhu Dehong. Twice, I said I picked it up. My grandfather didn’t believe it.
（2） , Dingcun primary school
1. 1975-80, I started listening to the Hong Kong good friend evangelical channel in primary school. I felt warm and liked it. The program impressed me deeply is desert spring. The result has been ranked in the top spear.
2. I changed my grade one transcript from 60 to 80 and 70 to 90. My brother, father and grandfather teased me, but they didn’t blame me.
3. Participate in the math contest of the whole county.
4. I began to like some girls.
5. During the winter vacation in grade one, my mother asked me to ask teacher wuchaofeng for some old newspapers. I sat at the door of the classroom for a long time after school and couldn’t open my mouth. Later, my brother asked for them and the teacher gave them to me. Afraid of dealing with teachers (leaders), which has affected us so far.
6. In summer, I could hardly sleep at school. I pretended to sleep. Once, I lied on a bench and pretended to sleep. Mr. Wu nailed a poster and took it off. The stapler fell off my head. The teacher said I was sorry. I pretended not to hear it and continued to pretend to sleep.
7. I don’t understand that I have to repay money borrowed from relatives.
8. I was envious of Mr. Wu when I saw him taking a bus.
9. Obliterate the words “reward” in the book awarded by teacher caoyuangen. I said it was painted by someone else and said a name. The teacher asked XURUI. He said there was no such person, so I was slapped by the teacher.
10. Join the red soldier and put on the red scarf.
11. At the primary school students’ meeting criticizing Deng Xiaoping, Lang sang a small poem, the content of which is no longer remembered. He only remembered that the end was “criticism and criticism and criticism”, which seemed to be written by me, my brother and my grandfather. I read with my head askew. My classmates called me askew.
12. At the neighbor XURUI’s house, he found that there was no light bulb under the wire. He said that the wire had electricity. I don’t believe it. He stood on the wooden bench and touched the wire with his hand. He was immediately electrified, as if his arm had been vigorously opened.
13. I don’t want others to take the initiative to be nice to me. Once when the whole family had lunch, my grandmother put a piece of meat in my bowl. I immediately grabbed it and threw it on the ground. It was very inhumane.
14. When my grandfather died of a cerebral hemorrhage, he stopped in the house. I saw that his mouth had been venting. I didn’t cry. My mother scolded me for being inhuman.
15. Once when I came home from school, my grandfather and my mother disputed a poem: “when I sleep in spring, I don’t know the dawn. I hear birds everywhere; when the wind and rain come at night, I know how many flowers fall.” Or: “the night sleep (Yimin) is not aware of the dawn, everywhere I hear the singing birds; the sound of wind and rain in spring, I know how many flowers fall.”
16. There was a school math contest. I had a problem that the teacher corrected. I should be the first. Grandpa wanted to go to the school to find a teacher.
17. When I take a nap in summer, sometimes when I am on duty, I touch my classmates’ eyelashes with a pencil. Blinking means that my classmates are not asleep.
18. At the end of one afternoon nap, a classmate made a prank by watering my desk and saying that I urinated. The teacher believed me and asked me.
19. Grandpa was touched by a tractor. The other party gave me a lot of tomatoes. He let me eat them, but I didn’t eat them. He was surprised and said that they weren’t poison.
20. I am afraid of herding cattle and riding on their backs. When the cattle enter the river and reach the opposite bank, they are afraid that they will not be able to pull back. The cattle will go back by themselves.
21. XURUI, caoweimin and I, fishing for fish, we distribute them fairly. Unlike adults, we wrote a composition.
22. Because he was dissatisfied with Cao Weimin, he tore Cao Weimin’s book at recess.
23. Jurong County math contest, I went to the county seat to take the bus. I felt very comfortable. I felt the pleasure of speed and stole the compasses of tongshe.
24. My brother and I were at the door, burning a fire in the flowing water cave. My uncle asked us to talk, but I didn’t.
25. Grandma said, “making money begets you” (GE Yimin). In my memory, at home, beside the water tank, there was a girl who looked like her cousin Caohui.
26. Gao Xiao, took 20 cents from his classmates.
27. Zhouxingbin said that the teacher looked at the soup served by others, while Mr. Wen said that he would serve Ge Yimin’s broth and your vegetable soup.
One arrangement, move three, and then turn it around. After class, I immediately went up and did it right.
28. Taking a nap at the same table, brother Tai Juan, has a bunch of waste keys. I have touched them for a long time, but others are pretending to sleep. I want to steal his waste keys.
29. In primary school, I had inexplicable lumbago and leg pain and could not walk. Others went to the fields to call my mother for acupuncture. I remember moving home slowly from the forest farm.
30. In summer, my grandfather took me to see the Milky way, which is full of stars. The Milky way is a drum in the middle and small ellipses on both sides. It is very beautiful and bright. An ellipse is solid.
31. Once my aunt was sleeping at my house. A table tennis ball I was playing was on the bed. The next morning, she said she was separated from her waist.
32. Once, Grandpa chatted at the door of Xiazi’s house and said, “good people don’t live long, bad people live for thousands of years.” an old lady said how can bad people live for thousands of years? Grandpa said no. if you mention bad people, he will live for thousands of years.
33. Sitting on Grandpa’s lap, he gave me a fruit candy. I crushed it and ate it. It was sweeter.
34. Dad, a novice fisherman, caught the largest Grasscarp. Old Jichun asked him to sell him some.
35. The first time I fished, I caught a big white fish in Jiejia mountain. I was afraid and asked my brother to come down.
Once when I was fishing in the pond in the village, I caught a lot of big Grasscarp, as if someone had put them in the pond.
36. XURUI, a fellow villager, whose father was a commune doctor, left a microscope after his death. One night, we took blood from our ears and looked at it under a microscope. Of course, we could see nothing but a blood pattern.
37. I was brave when I was young. On summer nights, I flashed a flashlight and scratched a toad. I heard that supply and marketing cooperatives sell money.
38. China’s political leadership should also liberate all mankind and all politicians. On the way from primary school, I told my classmates that the Soviet Union was strong militarily, but its economy was not as good as that of the United States.
39. I can’t avoid dog shit now, but I picked it up as fertilizer when I was young. That is, before school in the morning, I took a dustpan and fire tongs to look for dog shit in the village.
40. In high school and elementary school, the teacher led the students to shout slogans: “make up your mind, fear no sacrifice, overcome all difficulties and strive for victory.”
See the four basic principles written in white lime on the wall far away from the school.
41. After the smashing of the gang of four, we always wrote at the beginning: “this year is the” first “year of the smashing of the gang of four. The situation in all walks of life across the country is very good...”
