Chapter 6
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Chapter 6 – Oh, Happy Day (6)
There is a saying that life is unpredictable.
That means the current misery could become the futures joy..
This. is my character?
But this was more than just misery. They say you never know what might happen, but the future ofthistrash is more than crystal clear.
Glass BodyandWeak Mentality. A character that cant become a Warrior or Mage. Now the only possible way left was a social type character, but.
– Mukaba :LOLLLLLLLLL
– Jokass :LMAOOOOOOO
– Soygaybar :Now this is GG! Always so exciting!
The finished character crushed the last bit of hope I had left.
The ideal warrior of my dreams. The character looked like a true warrior, which looked about 1 million light years from a social type.
– Speedwagon :Youre seriously screwed.
– Highwaynachoman :LOLLLLLLL Im dyinggg
– Mukaba :Your appearance was your last hope and look at him LOLLLLLLL
– Holli :Uh. Are the looks really that important? Everyones making it sound like it is..
Yeah. It really is.
As if he had given up, Gyosu started explaining with empty eyes.
Like that hipster oldie always says, GG is obsessed with being realistic. Think about it. Imagine a nicely dressed good-looking man walks up to you with a smile and says, May we talk for a moment?, then imagine a character like mine going, Hahahah! Oi! Lets talk!. Which do you think would have better results?
– Holli :Oh.
Exactly. Of course, traits are the most important, but appearance also greatly impacts the gameplay.
I cut out a lot of details to shorten the explanation, but appearances were important in a lot of parts of the game. Like he just said, it affects the results of talking to NPCs, and it was one of the biggest things that affected relationships.
While Holli quietly realized the importance of appearances, Speedwagon seemed to realize something else and started talking to me.
– Speedwagon :Thats not the problem right now.
– professor ????
– Speedwagon :The trait Glass Body. Durability is permanently set to 90.
Yeah, and?
– Speedwagon :If the durability is set to 90 no matter what, it means the durability will be even lower when its spread out. Youre already big, so your durability for each must already be low. But itll get even lower the bigger your body gets.
!!!
– Holli ::0
– Blood_N_Guns :That means.
– korekorekorekore :Its not just glass; its really thin glass LOLLLLLLLLL
– Speedwagon :The approximate difference would be like a normal glass pane to a glass microscope slide.
– Jokass :Ah, this body? This is what you call balloon muscles. Dont touch them. It hurts.
– Highwaynachoman :Your touch makes me feel like Ill explode~ (actually explodes)
Sighhhhh..
I didnt even have enough energy to feel sad. My character is complete trash.
The character creation mustve been completed. I was looking at the tall figure when I spun around, and suddenly, my field of vision was a lot higher up.
{[Character Sync Complete]}
{[Our savior, please save the Gedroits Continent.]}
– korekorekorekore :Goddess : This.. is the savior?
-:The future of GG is dark indeed
As the snickering chat slowly glided away, my consciousness felt like it was floating. I made a firm determination to myself.
One month, Ill play for just one month, then quit!
Whoooosh-!
The bright light faded, and I stepped on firm land with my new body.
I took a deep breath, then let it out.
Ah~ This fresh air. Its been a while!
There was wind. It wasnt aggressive, sand-filled wind but a cool, light breeze. The green leaves in front of me blew around gently in the wind, and the small chirpings of birds tickled my ear.
A beautiful scene that I could never see outside. I was finally starting to feel that I was inside the Game of Gedroits.
Well. I guess it started.
I think I received all the stress I could handle for a year just from making the character. No, nows not the time. If I dont pay attention, Ill be a goner in seconds. Concentrate!
– Highwaynachoman :What are you gonna do first?
-:He needs to farm a bag, of course.
– Jokass :Whatre you talking about? Look at him. He needs to start working so he can buy a Stoneskin spellbook.
Can you guys quiet down a bit? I already have a headache from the sync, you know.
The first thing I needed to do was check my condition. First is the body. Although it was dirty, tattered, and basically just rags, you could tell it was made from a pretty expensive cloth. The shoes were dirty too, but even then, they managed to keep a shine.
[Son of a Fallen Knight Family] you say.. It must have been a nicer family than I thought.
That was terrible news for me. If it was that great of a family, then it also meant the enemies that destroyed it were also that much stronger.
– Jokass :Are you sure thats still in puberty?
– Speedwagon :It said he was 20 on the character sheet.
– Soygaybar :20? How is thatthinga freshman college student? He looks like hes already seen one too many battles for his day.
Looking at the position of his vision, I looked a little over 190cm. When I swung my arms around, the muscular limbs made big whoosh sounds my warrior character heart liked very much.
If only he wasnt 90 durability.
Popp-!
Aghhhh! What the heck!
I swung my arms widely to stretch and warm up, but as soon as the end of my fingertip hit the tree on the side, I sprained my wrist.
Aughhh, w, what is this. Did I just sprain my wrist because I hit that tree a little? Is this for real?
– Highwaynachoman :Handmade Trash Character
– Soygaybar :Artwork Made from Skill and Luck
– korekorekorekore :Masterpiece
These guys were enjoying it.
Shut up! Im serious right now! I need to check things out before I do anything. Inventory!
Log/Info
Name: ???
Profession : Undecided
Race : [Human]
Gender : [Male]
Title : [Son of a Fallen Knight Family]
Age : [Puberty(20)]
+Traits : [Curiosity], [Magical Aptitude], [Sparkling Eyes], [Glass Body], [Weak Mentality]
+ Log
+ Log
+ Item : / / /
+ Item : / / /
When I said the word, a translucent window popped up. This simple text box was the information window that the game provided. This games inventory differed greatly from other games, and it only showed the information the players knew.
Like now, when you just started, it didnt show you any information. From the name, job, and goal to the year, date, or time. It didnt tell you anything.
Lets see.. I should have some basic items, even if its a random start. Splint, please give me a splint!
Seeing that all four inventory spaces were full, there was definitely something in there. I scanned my battered clothes with my bloody hand and found a piece of rolled-up cloth.
{[Contaminated Bandage x 4 : Bandages made to stop bleeding and prevent infections. But contaminated due to poor maintenance.]}
Bandages. Not bad, but there are only 4 of these? I guess this can make do.
There were enough bandages, so now all I needed was a sturdy stick to tie it to.
Pull-
Owwwww! That hurts! It freaking hurts!
I pulled hard on the branch to break it and ended up with a bloody, splintered hand.
{[ Item : Contaminated Bandage x 2 ]}
I wrapped both hands with the bandages.
Sprained right hand. Bloody left palm.
What Ive done since starting. Stretching. Breaking a branch.
This isnt right. This. this cant be right! It cant be! I cant even break one small tree branch! How can I save the world with this body!
– Soygaybar :LOLLLLLL Dont tell me you were going to try clearing the world with that body.
– Jokass :You are still an innocent child, professor. You still know how to dream.
– Speedwagon :Change your mindset. Dont think of it as the body you knew. Pretend youre wearing delicate glassware gloves.
Glassware. you say.
I sighed as I looked at my huge muscular body, which looked like it would be full of strength.
With that sigh, I also let out all my hopes and dreams, making me feel much better. Think of it as a 24-hour stealth mission. Sound means counteraction. Softly. Slowly.
To make a splint, I decided to use my weight instead of strength. I used the rest of the bandages, wrapped my arms and legs, and slowly climbed up the tree. After firmly positioning myself on a relatively thick branch, I carefully started shaking my body.
Cr- Crackkk!
I, it worked! Its breakin-gaaaaaaaah!!!
Boom!
Aghhhh!
{[Collected : Sturdy Branch x 3, Left shin sprained.]}
It wasnt even as tall as my waist!
I looked at my current condition. Right wrist sprained, left leg sprained, and left palm splintered. 2 of my 4 limbs were utterly useless, and one was hard to move freely. And all of this happened while I was trying to get a branch for a sturdy splint.
I picked up the sturdy branch on the ground.
Ding-!
Item: Sturdy Branch
– A branch broken off a tree that can be seen anywhere. It can be used for kindle or cane.
+ Player Knowledge :The wood grain is good, and its strength is okay too. I could use this as a weapon.
One Handed Blunt Weapon / 3 Attack / 45 Durability
Wow..
Player Knowledgewas exactly what it meant. It wasnt knowledge from observing this world; it was knowledge you already had. I had a side job as a blacksmith on the World 2 dual-wield warrior I had. That must be why I have this knowledge.
45 Durability? Its half of my body?
Since my body is 90 durability, if someone had the strength to break 2 of those branches at once, they could fold me literally in half.
Hah, wow. Im not even mad anymore.
I wrapped and tightened the bandage on the wood.
Ding-!
{[Improvised Contaminated Splint x 2 : Made from unprocessed wood and contaminated bandages. It wont help with healing, but it will prevent the sprained areas condition from worsening.]}
Well, that worked out eventually.
3 of the 2 branches I got by spraining my leg were used as a splint for my arm and leg, and the other one I used as a cane.
My arm and leg were wrapped with a splint and bandage. With my ragged clothes and a makeshift cane, I looked just like a wounded soldier.
Lets go to a village first.
This was what happened just from existing. The second a wild dog appeared on the road, I would feel the pain of being eaten alive while waving the 500 thousand Shilling accountbye-bye.
My entire body hurt so much that my head was shaking, and my painful headache was so bad I couldnt think.
Lets hurry.
Thunk, drag.
Thunk, drag.
Gyosu slowly limped his way towards the castle wall he saw in the distance.
Finally, his adventure has started.
Angels Corner
Yow, my guys! I dont know if youve already noticed, but some sentences suddenly shift to third-point-of-view. Yeah, its just how its written. I thought of changing those to first pov for consistency, but, meh, it has its own charm, I guess. The author & translator decided to do it that way, so I gotta abide.
Anyways, our warrior-looking with a body as fragile as glass, Gyosu, is finally starting his adventure to death for survival!
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Chapter 6 – Oh, Happy Day (6)
There is a saying that life is unpredictable.
That means the current misery could become the futures joy..
This. is my character?
But this was more than just misery. They say you never know what might happen, but the future ofthistrash is more than crystal clear.
Glass BodyandWeak Mentality. A character that cant become a Warrior or Mage. Now the only possible way left was a social type character, but.
– Mukaba :LOLLLLLLLLL
– Jokass :LMAOOOOOOO
– Soygaybar :Now this is GG! Always so exciting!
The finished character crushed the last bit of hope I had left.
The ideal warrior of my dreams. The character looked like a true warrior, which looked about 1 million light years from a social type.
– Speedwagon :Youre seriously screwed.
– Highwaynachoman :LOLLLLLLL Im dyinggg
– Mukaba :Your appearance was your last hope and look at him LOLLLLLLL
– Holli :Uh. Are the looks really that important? Everyones making it sound like it is..
Yeah. It really is.
As if he had given up, Gyosu started explaining with empty eyes.
Like that hipster oldie always says, GG is obsessed with being realistic. Think about it. Imagine a nicely dressed good-looking man walks up to you with a smile and says, May we talk for a moment?, then imagine a character like mine going, Hahahah! Oi! Lets talk!. Which do you think would have better results?
– Holli :Oh.
Exactly. Of course, traits are the most important, but appearance also greatly impacts the gameplay.
I cut out a lot of details to shorten the explanation, but appearances were important in a lot of parts of the game. Like he just said, it affects the results of talking to NPCs, and it was one of the biggest things that affected relationships.
While Holli quietly realized the importance of appearances, Speedwagon seemed to realize something else and started talking to me.
– Speedwagon :Thats not the problem right now.
– professor ????
– Speedwagon :The trait Glass Body. Durability is permanently set to 90.
Yeah, and?
– Speedwagon :If the durability is set to 90 no matter what, it means the durability will be even lower when its spread out. Youre already big, so your durability for each must already be low. But itll get even lower the bigger your body gets.
!!!
– Holli ::0
– Blood_N_Guns :That means.
– korekorekorekore :Its not just glass; its really thin glass LOLLLLLLLLL
– Speedwagon :The approximate difference would be like a normal glass pane to a glass microscope slide.
– Jokass :Ah, this body? This is what you call balloon muscles. Dont touch them. It hurts.
– Highwaynachoman :Your touch makes me feel like Ill explode~ (actually explodes)
Sighhhhh..
I didnt even have enough energy to feel sad. My character is complete trash.
The character creation mustve been completed. I was looking at the tall figure when I spun around, and suddenly, my field of vision was a lot higher up.
{[Character Sync Complete]}
{[Our savior, please save the Gedroits Continent.]}
– korekorekorekore :Goddess : This.. is the savior?
-:The future of GG is dark indeed
As the snickering chat slowly glided away, my consciousness felt like it was floating. I made a firm determination to myself.
One month, Ill play for just one month, then quit!
Whoooosh-!
The bright light faded, and I stepped on firm land with my new body.
I took a deep breath, then let it out.
Ah~ This fresh air. Its been a while!
There was wind. It wasnt aggressive, sand-filled wind but a cool, light breeze. The green leaves in front of me blew around gently in the wind, and the small chirpings of birds tickled my ear.
A beautiful scene that I could never see outside. I was finally starting to feel that I was inside the Game of Gedroits.
Well. I guess it started.
I think I received all the stress I could handle for a year just from making the character. No, nows not the time. If I dont pay attention, Ill be a goner in seconds. Concentrate!
– Highwaynachoman :What are you gonna do first?
-:He needs to farm a bag, of course.
– Jokass :Whatre you talking about? Look at him. He needs to start working so he can buy a Stoneskin spellbook.
Can you guys quiet down a bit? I already have a headache from the sync, you know.
The first thing I needed to do was check my condition. First is the body. Although it was dirty, tattered, and basically just rags, you could tell it was made from a pretty expensive cloth. The shoes were dirty too, but even then, they managed to keep a shine.
[Son of a Fallen Knight Family] you say.. It must have been a nicer family than I thought.
That was terrible news for me. If it was that great of a family, then it also meant the enemies that destroyed it were also that much stronger.
– Jokass :Are you sure thats still in puberty?
– Speedwagon :It said he was 20 on the character sheet.
– Soygaybar :20? How is thatthinga freshman college student? He looks like hes already seen one too many battles for his day.
Looking at the position of his vision, I looked a little over 190cm. When I swung my arms around, the muscular limbs made big whoosh sounds my warrior character heart liked very much.
If only he wasnt 90 durability.
Popp-!
Aghhhh! What the heck!
I swung my arms widely to stretch and warm up, but as soon as the end of my fingertip hit the tree on the side, I sprained my wrist.
Aughhh, w, what is this. Did I just sprain my wrist because I hit that tree a little? Is this for real?
– Highwaynachoman :Handmade Trash Character
– Soygaybar :Artwork Made from Skill and Luck
– korekorekorekore :Masterpiece
These guys were enjoying it.
Shut up! Im serious right now! I need to check things out before I do anything. Inventory!
Log/Info
Name: ???
Profession : Undecided
Race : [Human]
Gender : [Male]
Title : [Son of a Fallen Knight Family]
Age : [Puberty(20)]
+Traits : [Curiosity], [Magical Aptitude], [Sparkling Eyes], [Glass Body], [Weak Mentality]
+ Log
+ Log
+ Item : / / /
+ Item : / / /
When I said the word, a translucent window popped up. This simple text box was the information window that the game provided. This games inventory differed greatly from other games, and it only showed the information the players knew.
Like now, when you just started, it didnt show you any information. From the name, job, and goal to the year, date, or time. It didnt tell you anything.
Lets see.. I should have some basic items, even if its a random start. Splint, please give me a splint!
Seeing that all four inventory spaces were full, there was definitely something in there. I scanned my battered clothes with my bloody hand and found a piece of rolled-up cloth.
{[Contaminated Bandage x 4 : Bandages made to stop bleeding and prevent infections. But contaminated due to poor maintenance.]}
Bandages. Not bad, but there are only 4 of these? I guess this can make do.
There were enough bandages, so now all I needed was a sturdy stick to tie it to.
Pull-
Owwwww! That hurts! It freaking hurts!
I pulled hard on the branch to break it and ended up with a bloody, splintered hand.
{[ Item : Contaminated Bandage x 2 ]}
I wrapped both hands with the bandages.
Sprained right hand. Bloody left palm.
What Ive done since starting. Stretching. Breaking a branch.
This isnt right. This. this cant be right! It cant be! I cant even break one small tree branch! How can I save the world with this body!
– Soygaybar :LOLLLLLL Dont tell me you were going to try clearing the world with that body.
– Jokass :You are still an innocent child, professor. You still know how to dream.
– Speedwagon :Change your mindset. Dont think of it as the body you knew. Pretend youre wearing delicate glassware gloves.
Glassware. you say.
I sighed as I looked at my huge muscular body, which looked like it would be full of strength.
With that sigh, I also let out all my hopes and dreams, making me feel much better. Think of it as a 24-hour stealth mission. Sound means counteraction. Softly. Slowly.
To make a splint, I decided to use my weight instead of strength. I used the rest of the bandages, wrapped my arms and legs, and slowly climbed up the tree. After firmly positioning myself on a relatively thick branch, I carefully started shaking my body.
Cr- Crackkk!
I, it worked! Its breakin-gaaaaaaaah!!!
Boom!
Aghhhh!
{[Collected : Sturdy Branch x 3, Left shin sprained.]}
It wasnt even as tall as my waist!
I looked at my current condition. Right wrist sprained, left leg sprained, and left palm splintered. 2 of my 4 limbs were utterly useless, and one was hard to move freely. And all of this happened while I was trying to get a branch for a sturdy splint.
I picked up the sturdy branch on the ground.
Ding-!
Item: Sturdy Branch
– A branch broken off a tree that can be seen anywhere. It can be used for kindle or cane.
+ Player Knowledge :The wood grain is good, and its strength is okay too. I could use this as a weapon.
One Handed Blunt Weapon / 3 Attack / 45 Durability
Wow..
Player Knowledgewas exactly what it meant. It wasnt knowledge from observing this world; it was knowledge you already had. I had a side job as a blacksmith on the World 2 dual-wield warrior I had. That must be why I have this knowledge.
45 Durability? Its half of my body?
Since my body is 90 durability, if someone had the strength to break 2 of those branches at once, they could fold me literally in half.
Hah, wow. Im not even mad anymore.
I wrapped and tightened the bandage on the wood.
Ding-!
{[Improvised Contaminated Splint x 2 : Made from unprocessed wood and contaminated bandages. It wont help with healing, but it will prevent the sprained areas condition from worsening.]}
Well, that worked out eventually.
3 of the 2 branches I got by spraining my leg were used as a splint for my arm and leg, and the other one I used as a cane.
My arm and leg were wrapped with a splint and bandage. With my ragged clothes and a makeshift cane, I looked just like a wounded soldier.
Lets go to a village first.
This was what happened just from existing. The second a wild dog appeared on the road, I would feel the pain of being eaten alive while waving the 500 thousand Shilling accountbye-bye.
My entire body hurt so much that my head was shaking, and my painful headache was so bad I couldnt think.
Lets hurry.
Thunk, drag.
Thunk, drag.
Gyosu slowly limped his way towards the castle wall he saw in the distance.
Finally, his adventure has started.
Angels Corner
Yow, my guys! I dont know if youve already noticed, but some sentences suddenly shift to third-point-of-view. Yeah, its just how its written. I thought of changing those to first pov for consistency, but, meh, it has its own charm, I guess. The author & translator decided to do it that way, so I gotta abide.
Anyways, our warrior-looking with a body as fragile as glass, Gyosu, is finally starting his adventure to death for survival!
Chapter 6 Oh, Happy Day 6There is a saying that life is unpredictable.That means the current misery could become the futures joy..This. is my character?But this was more than just misery. They say you never know what might happen, but the future ofthistrash is more than crystal clear.Glass BodyandWeak Mentality. A character that cant become a Warrior or Mage. Now the only possible way left was a social type character, but. Mukaba :LOLLLLLLLLL Jokass :LMAOOOOOOO Soygaybar :Now this is GG! Always so exciting!The finished character crushed the last bit of hope I had left.The ideal warrior of my dreams. The character looked like a true warrior, which looked about 1 million light years from a social type. Speedwagon :Youre seriously screwed. Highwaynachoman :LOLLLLLLL Im dyinggg Mukaba :Your appearance was your last hope and look at him LOLLLLLLL Holli :Uh. Are the looks really that important? Everyones making it sound like it is..Yeah. It really is.As if he had given up, Gyosu started explaining with empty eyes.Like that hipster oldie always says, GG is obsessed with being realistic. Think about it. Imagine a nicely dressed good-looking man walks up to you with a smile and says, May we talk for a moment?, then imagine a character like mine going, Hahahah! Oi! Lets talk!. Which do you think would have better results? Holli :Oh.Exactly. Of course, traits are the most important, but appearance also greatly impacts the gameplay.I cut out a lot of details to shorten the explanation, but appearances were important in a lot of parts of the game. Like he just said, it affects the results of talking to NPCs, and it was one of the biggest things that affected relationships.While Holli quietly realized the importance of appearances, Speedwagon seemed to realize something else and started talking to me. Speedwagon :Thats not the problem right now. professor ???? Speedwagon :The trait Glass Body. Durability is permanently set to 90.Yeah, and? Speedwagon :If the durability is set to 90 no matter what, it means the durability will be even lower when its spread out. Youre already big, so your durability for each must already be low. But itll get even lower the bigger your body gets.!!! Holli ::0 Blood_N_Guns :That means. korekorekorekore :Its not just glass; its really thin glass LOLLLLLLLLL Speedwagon :The approximate difference would be like a normal glass pane to a glass microscope slide. Jokass :Ah, this body? This is what you call balloon muscles. Dont touch them. It hurts. Highwaynachoman :Your touch makes me feel like Ill explode~ actually explodesSighhhhh..I didnt even have enough energy to feel sad. My character is complete trash.The character creation mustve been completed. I was looking at the tall figure when I spun around, and suddenly, my field of vision was a lot higher up.{Character Sync Complete}{Our savior, please save the Gedroits Continent.} korekorekorekore :Goddess : This.. is the savior?-:The future of GG is dark indeedAs the snickering chat slowly glided away, my consciousness felt like it was floating. I made a firm determination to myself.One month, Ill play for just one month, then quit!Whoooosh-!The bright light faded, and I stepped on firm land with my new body.I took a deep breath, then let it out.Ah~ This fresh air. Its been a while!There was wind. It wasnt aggressive, sand-filled wind but a cool, light breeze. The green leaves in front of me blew around gently in the wind, and the small chirpings of birds tickled my ear.A beautiful scene that I could never see outside. I was finally starting to feel that I was inside the Game of Gedroits.Well. I guess it started.I think I received all the stress I could handle for a year just from making the character. No, nows not the time. If I dont pay attention, Ill be a goner in seconds. Concentrate! Highwaynachoman :What are you gonna do first?-:He needs to farm a bag, of course. Jokass :Whatre you talking about? Look at him. He needs to start working so he can buy a Stoneskin spellbook.Can you guys quiet down a bit? I already have a headache from the sync, you know.The first thing I needed to do was check my condition. First is the body. Although it was dirty, tattered, and basically just rags, you could tell it was made from a pretty expensive cloth. The shoes were dirty too, but even then, they managed to keep a shine.Son of a Fallen Knight Family you say.. It must have been a nicer family than I thought.That was terrible news for me. If it was that great of a family, then it also meant the enemies that destroyed it were also that much stronger. Jokass :Are you sure thats still in puberty? Speedwagon :It said he was 20 on the character sheet. Soygaybar :20? How is thatthinga freshman college student? He looks like hes already seen one too many battles for his day.Looking at the position of his vision, I looked a little over 190cm. When I swung my arms around, the muscular limbs made big whoosh sounds my warrior character heart liked very much.If only he wasnt 90 durability.Popp-!Aghhhh! What the heck!I swung my arms widely to stretch and warm up, but as soon as the end of my fingertip hit the tree on the side, I sprained my wrist.Aughhh, w, what is this. Did I just sprain my wrist because I hit that tree a little? Is this for real? Highwaynachoman :Handmade Trash Character Soygaybar :Artwork Made from Skill and Luck korekorekorekore :MasterpieceThese guys were enjoying it.Shut up! Im serious right now! I need to check things out before I do anything. Inventory!Log/InfoName: ???Profession : UndecidedRace : HumanGender : MaleTitle : Son of a Fallen Knight FamilyAge : Puberty20+Traits : Curiosity, Magical Aptitude, Sparkling Eyes, Glass Body, Weak Mentality+ Log+ Log+ Item : / / / + Item : / / / When I said the word, a translucent window popped up. This simple text box was the information window that the game provided. This games inventory differed greatly from other games, and it only showed the information the players knew.Like now, when you just started, it didnt show you any information. From the name, job, and goal to the year, date, or time. It didnt tell you anything.Lets see.. I should have some basic items, even if its a random start. Splint, please give me a splint!Seeing that all four inventory spaces were full, there was definitely something in there. I scanned my battered clothes with my bloody hand and found a piece of rolled-up cloth.{Contaminated Bandage x 4 : Bandages made to stop bleeding and prevent infections. But contaminated due to poor maintenance.}Bandages. Not bad, but there are only 4 of these? I guess this can make do.There were enough bandages, so now all I needed was a sturdy stick to tie it to.Pull-Owwwww! That hurts! It freaking hurts!I pulled hard on the branch to break it and ended up with a bloody, splintered hand.{ Item : Contaminated Bandage x 2 }I wrapped both hands with the bandages.Sprained right hand. Bloody left palm.What Ive done since starting. Stretching. Breaking a branch.This isnt right. This. this cant be right! It cant be! I cant even break one small tree branch! How can I save the world with this body! Soygaybar :LOLLLLLL Dont tell me you were going to try clearing the world with that body. Jokass :You are still an innocent child, professor. You still know how to dream. Speedwagon :Change your mindset. Dont think of it as the body you knew. Pretend youre wearing delicate glassware gloves.Glassware. you say.I sighed as I looked at my huge muscular body, which looked like it would be full of strength.With that sigh, I also let out all my hopes and dreams, making me feel much better. Think of it as a 24-hour stealth mission. Sound means counteraction. Softly. Slowly.To make a splint, I decided to use my weight instead of strength. I used the rest of the bandages, wrapped my arms and legs, and slowly climbed up the tree. After firmly positioning myself on a relatively thick branch, I carefully started shaking my body.Cr- Crackkk!I, it worked! Its breakin-gaaaaaaaah!!!Boom!Aghhhh!{Collected : Sturdy Branch x 3, Left shin sprained.}It wasnt even as tall as my waist!I looked at my current condition. Right wrist sprained, left leg sprained, and left palm splintered. 2 of my 4 limbs were utterly useless, and one was hard to move freely. And all of this happened while I was trying to get a branch for a sturdy splint.I picked up the sturdy branch on the ground.Ding-!Item: Sturdy Branch A branch broken off a tree that can be seen anywhere. It can be used for kindle or cane.+ Player Knowledge :The wood grain is good, and its strength is okay too. I could use this as a weapon.One Handed Blunt Weapon / 3 Attack / 45 DurabilityWow..Player Knowledgewas exactly what it meant. It wasnt knowledge from observing this world; it was knowledge you already had. I had a side job as a blacksmith on the World 2 dual-wield warrior I had. That must be why I have this knowledge.45 Durability? Its half of my body?Since my body is 90 durability, if someone had the strength to break 2 of those branches at once, they could fold me literally in half.Hah, wow. Im not even mad anymore.I wrapped and tightened the bandage on the wood.Ding-!{Improvised Contaminated Splint x 2 : Made from unprocessed wood and contaminated bandages. It wont help with healing, but it will prevent the sprained areas condition from worsening.}Well, that worked out eventually.3 of the 2 branches I got by spraining my leg were used as a splint for my arm and leg, and the other one I used as a cane.My arm and leg were wrapped with a splint and bandage. With my ragged clothes and a makeshift cane, I looked just like a wounded soldier.Lets go to a village first.This was what happened just from existing. The second a wild dog appeared on the road, I would feel the pain of being eaten alive while waving the 500 thousand Shilling accountbye-bye.My entire body hurt so much that my head was shaking, and my painful headache was so bad I couldnt think.Lets hurry.Thunk, drag.Thunk, drag.Gyosu slowly limped his way towards the castle wall he saw in the distance.Finally, his adventure has started.Angels CornerYow, my guys! I dont know if youve already noticed, but some sentences suddenly shift to third-point-of-view. Yeah, its just how its written. I thought of changing those to first pov for consistency, but, meh, it has its own charm, I guess. The author & translator decided to do it that way, so I gotta abide.Anyways, our warrior-looking with a body as fragile as glass, Gyosu, is finally starting his adventure to death for survival!
