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Pasadena.
Caltech Physics Department Party.
"Hahaha~"
Sheldon laughed out loud.
"what's so funny?"
Dr. Gablehouse was puzzled.
"There is no meaning of disrespect, but you are just a high school physics teacher who was praised.
The last successful experiment just ignited your fart. "
After following Leonard for many years, Sheldon has also learned some basic forms, and he is very polite and understands that there is no disrespect.
"You don't know that theoretical physicists will not be expelled in theory. You can't expel me."
"Keep your eyes open and look at the shape of my mouth. I will fire you now!"
Dr. Gablehouse's face was completely dark.
"..."
Seeing that Dr. Gablehouse didn't seem to be joking, Sheldon couldn't help but stared blankly, then looked at Leonard aggrievedly.
"Leinard, he can't fire me, can he?"
"Dr. Cooper."
Leonard didn't call his name, but used a very distant address. He glanced at Shelton, with a look of ‘we’re not familiar, don’t talk nonsense’.
Then he looked at the black-faced new department head, with a look of ‘I’m so dumb, I don’t know why he is talking to me’.
"Dr. Gablehouse is our department chair, and he has every right to expel anyone!
And from our warm applause, we can also know that any of his actions will be unanimously supported by all our colleagues in the California Department of Physics! "
With that said, replacing Howard, the first to applaud and slap rainbow farts for Dr. Gablehouse.
Emmm.
That's right.
Howard was the first to applaud the expulsion of Sheldon.
He is not too big to watch and join in the fun, he is always the first!
At the party, there was a wave of applause again.
Dr. Gablehouse originally had an opinion with Leonard and them.
After all, they stand together with Sheldon, it is a joint injury, and they are tired of the house.
But seeing Leonard and the others like this twice, I can't help but believe that Leonard and Sheldon are really unfamiliar.
It just happened to be entangled by a lunatic like Shelton at the party.
That's right.
In his eyes, Sheldon is a lunatic.
If you are not a lunatic, who would do such a thing at the welcome party of the new boss.
"Is this handsome guy so annoying?"
A tall woman stood beside Howard who applauded enthusiastically.
While applauding in a gregarious manner, he looked at Sheldon's handsome and aggrieved face.
Can't help but secretly ask Howard who introduced her into this new world.
"Summer, it's nothing."
Howard looked up to see his side than a full head of woman, very satisfied with the group of 'scientific bitches' in it so he took a high-quality party companion, really have a face.
"Sheldon's existence itself is the greatest malice against the world."
"Sounds quite interesting."
The tall woman named Summer still greedily looked at Sheldon's face: "I think you didn't greet him specially before? You are not his friend?"
"...Yes, of course it is!"
Howard looked at this summer and suddenly changed his expression: "This is how our friends get along, you know we are scientists."
"It turned out to be so."
Xia Xia observed the scientists around and nodded in agreement with the explanation.
"Do you understand..."
Howard was very happy, and when he was happy, he stretched out his hand to cover the waist of summer.
After all, his height is really easy to hold.
"Howard, I said it."
Xia Xia immediately looked at Howard and warned: "You can touch it, but you have to add money!"
"Sorry, I'm used to it."
The high-quality male Howard immediately took back the salted pig's knuckles and murmured: "You also know that these are some of the habits of our scientists."
"I know."
Xia Xia said with a smile, "I also want to say sorry, I am also used to it. This is how we get along with people."
"..."
Howard was speechless.
Emmm.
That's right.
The fame of the summer is so casual, like a flower name or a pseudonym, and it can be brought by Howard to a party in the physics department.
Naturally, it's not that Howard really has the ability to find a party girl by himself.
In fact, for the graduation party of Howard High School, the only candidate for the female companion was the current Mrs. Vorowitz.
AKA Howard mother.
Until now, there hasn't been much change.
Normal people should be like Leonard and others, not looking for a female companion.
But Howard didn't think so.
He is a little uncomfortable attending this kind of party.
Because this will magnify the joke that is out of date for a lifetime to the maximum.
Meet a large group of doctors, and he will be Mr. Vorowitz.
Usually with Shelton and the others, it is 3:1, three calls to each other doctor, one call to Mr. Vorowitz.
And to the party in this department.
That is tens to hundreds: 1.
A joke that can usually be laughed at, but when it comes to this, it's completely useless.
No matter how magnanimous he is, he can't stand this situation.
The welcome party for the new department chair, it won’t work if you don’t come.
When it comes, there may be a lot of pressure to be ridiculed to break the defense collapse.
Fortunately, he has his show operation.
For the time being, there is no chance to get a Ph.D., maybe for a lifetime.
But it doesn't matter, he can make people forget that he is not a doctor.
And how to deal with these 'scientific bitches', he had plenty of experience.
So, he spent money to hire a ‘professional’ as his female companion.
All he needs to do is to go slant, label himself a playboy, and hide his conspicuous label ‘not a doctor’.
Become the most sassy **** among the scientists, just be the most powerful scientist among the playboys.
Of course, like getting a doctorate, he doesn't have this ability.
But it doesn't matter, he has a Jewish adult gift voucher to redeem.
In summer, it is a professional person, as long as you give money, you will be very professional.
The only drawback is that it is too expensive.
You have to add money at every turn!
"Wait for you to help introduce your friend."
Xia Xia was still watching Sheldon, who was alive as an emoji, and said with interest.
"...You are the female companion I brought."
Howard of high-quality men naturally knew that this was courtship of high-quality women, so he was an unhappy reminder.
"So?"
Xia Tian didn't care: "I said that after the party is over, our contract will also end at that time, unless of course you still want to add money?"
"..."
Howard was speechless and muttered: "Sheldon is not that kind of person, he won't spend money to find you..."
"No need for him to spend money."
Xia Xia greedily looked at Sheldon's face, and said casually: "I'm not that kind of woman."
The corner of Howard's mouth twitched.
It's not that kind of woman.
You just said you want to add money!
"Sheldon is a giant baby who doesn't understand anything. How can he be better than me."
Howard straightened his ribs and chest, and tried his best to remind summer of his charm.
Emmm.
Trying not to add money...
"You do not understand."
Summer temporarily retracted his gaze, looked down at Howard, and said with a smile: "His style is actually very attractive, and many men and women like it.
Wasn't he fired?
If I can't find a job in the future, I can help him find it.
Tired is a little tired.
But I promise, the income is good. "
"Sheldon is attractive?"
Howard laughed directly: "Don't be kidding, don't geniuses feel like it now?"
"Have you never seen a beautiful mind? Genius also feels, it's normal."
Xia Xia looked at Howard in surprise: "Well, of course it depends on the character, height and looks of this genius~"
Having said this, an expression of ‘you don’t meet the last and most important one’ makes Howard choked.
"and many more."
Howard is a high-quality human male. He was ridiculed. As long as he didn't completely break the defense and collapsed, he quickly emerged from the negative emotions and grasped the point.
"You mean you want to introduce Sheldon to work~ want Sheldon to be your colleague~?"
"Why, there is a problem?"
Xia Xia looked at him: "Do you discriminate against our work?"
"No no!"
Howard smiled and said: "I respect you professionals the most.
Don't worry, I will introduce you to Shelton when the party is over.
Anyway, when he is idle, he is also idle, so it's better to take advantage of this time to sell to the world what a genius is.
It's just that he is not short of money.
His family and his good friends are all very rich.
How to persuade him to embark on this road of popular science still needs us to discuss and ponder..."
"Still have to add money."
In the summer, seeing Howard talked and started to stretch out the salty pig's hand again, and reiterated the principle again.
no way.
A high-quality human male like Howard really didn't have the urge to break her principles.
How to do it, you still have to follow the principle.
No one can be less.
Here, Howard and his female companion are in conflict.
Over there, after the new department head fired Sheldon, everyone unanimously supported him.
Looking at Sheldon's bewildered expression, the corners of his mouth twitching to cry or not, my heart was much more relaxed.
Unlike Sheldon, he is gracious, and naturally will not continue to target Sheldon, or simply let Sheldon get away from his welcome party.
Just let him take his life back to comfort Sheldon, that's not even thinking about it.
So he turned around and left, and went on chatting with other people.
"Leinard, I seem to have gone through time."
Shelton was in a trance: "Remember that before coming to the party, I talked to you about the time travel?
At that time, I said I would definitely not be happy at the party, now you see it? "
"Then in the future, did you tell you to go and apologize to Dr. Gablehouse right now?"
Leonard didn't look at Sheldon at all, his eyes always followed the department head, only a low voice reminding him.
"Apologize to that idiot?"
Sheldon said angrily: "No matter which timeline I am, or even which parallel universe I am, I will not apologize to an idiot."
"Okay, you are great."
Leonard murmured: "Did you see Professor Finkton over there?"
"Yes?"
Shelton glanced puzzledly.
"You dislike him last time holding you and discussing cave exploration for a full 45 minutes, and said that the cave is not fun at all."
Leonard still ignored Sheldon and maintained the posture of a secret spy: "Now you go to Professor Finkton again to see if he will discuss with you or not."
"I don't want to discuss with him."
Sheldon still didn't grasp the point of Leonard's words.
"... Let me tell you that."
Leonard was helpless, and could only speak a little more plainly: "Professor Finkton has always had problems with his spirit.
Therefore, he is the only person at the party who will actively pull you to talk, and it will last 45 minutes.
I heard that after doing this at the last party.
Many people went directly to his office, visiting in name, but actually went to the office where he was measured.
Because they completely affirmed that Professor Finkton had become a neuropathy.
Before long, Professor Finkton's office will become vacant.
And they all coveted his big and nice office..."
"I remember you went too."
Sheldon couldn't help but said.
"...Yes."
Leonard did not deny, and the corner of his mouth curled up: "I am more certain than them, because I know you better than them!
Professor Finkton can take you for 45 minutes, 200% is crazy.
The question now is, after you have offended the dean of the department just now, even if you are crazy like him, will you be ignored?
If even he ignores you.
You will be completely ignored.
Believe me, you will miss the excitement of cave exploration~"
"No, I won't."
Sheldon shook his head and sneered.
"Are you really afraid of not having a job?"
Leonard couldn't help but glanced at him: "California Institute of Technology is the best."
"I have said that theoretical physicists will not be expelled in theory."
Shelton believed in himself: "Like a mathematician, look at Peggy. He is in Pasadena and still has a Princeton job."
"All right, you just have to be happy."
Leonard thought for a while, and there was some truth in it.
In his eyes, geniuses are like Shelton, but they don't have to worry about finding a job at all.
Leonard and the others, at Sheldon's urging, left the party soon.
And over there, Dr. Hibbert, the president of Caltech, also belatedly attended the welcome party of the new dean of the Physics Department.
"Dr. Gablehouse, how do you feel?"
"feeling good."
Dr. Gablehouse laughed at himself: "So much so that I issued the first executive order at the party just now."
"Oh, that's great."
Principal Hibbert laughed and said, "The Department of Physics at Caltech needs an enterprising leader like you, Dr. Gablehouse."
"thanks."
Dr. Gablehouse laughed: "I was still a little worried before, the principal, you will blame me."
"Oh?"
Principal Hibbert was startled: "By the way, what is your first executive order?"
"I fired one person and everyone was very happy. It seems that his popularity is really bad."
Dr. Gablehouse smiled and looked at the person aside: "By the way, what is his name?"
Headmaster Hibbert said, "Don't be Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper?"
"It's Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper!"
The person next to him said with a smile.
"God~www.novelhall.com~Headmaster Hibbert has a headache.
"Principal, what's the matter?"
Dr. Gablehouse's face sank: "He can't be fired?"
"Not really."
Principal Hibbert swept around and saw that everyone was paying attention. Naturally, he couldn't brush Dr. Gablehouse's face at this moment and forcefully laughed.
"I believe that Dr. Gablehouse must have a reason to fire him..."
This matter is over.
Principal Hibbert, quickly found an opportunity to leave.
When Dr. Gablehouse saw this, he felt a little uneasy. He followed and saw Principal Hibbert calling in a low voice: "Dr. Duncan..."
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Pasadena.
Caltech Physics Department Party.
"Hahaha~"
Sheldon laughed out loud.
"what's so funny?"
Dr. Gablehouse was puzzled.
"There is no meaning of disrespect, but you are just a high school physics teacher who was praised.
The last successful experiment just ignited your fart. "
After following Leonard for many years, Sheldon has also learned some basic forms, and he is very polite and understands that there is no disrespect.
"You don't know that theoretical physicists will not be expelled in theory. You can't expel me."
"Keep your eyes open and look at the shape of my mouth. I will fire you now!"
Dr. Gablehouse's face was completely dark.
"..."
Seeing that Dr. Gablehouse didn't seem to be joking, Sheldon couldn't help but stared blankly, then looked at Leonard aggrievedly.
"Leinard, he can't fire me, can he?"
"Dr. Cooper."
Leonard didn't call his name, but used a very distant address. He glanced at Shelton, with a look of ‘we’re not familiar, don’t talk nonsense’.
Then he looked at the black-faced new department head, with a look of ‘I’m so dumb, I don’t know why he is talking to me’.
"Dr. Gablehouse is our department chair, and he has every right to expel anyone!
And from our warm applause, we can also know that any of his actions will be unanimously supported by all our colleagues in the California Department of Physics! "
With that said, replacing Howard, the first to applaud and slap rainbow farts for Dr. Gablehouse.
Emmm.
That's right.
Howard was the first to applaud the expulsion of Sheldon.
He is not too big to watch and join in the fun, he is always the first!
At the party, there was a wave of applause again.
Dr. Gablehouse originally had an opinion with Leonard and them.
After all, they stand together with Sheldon, it is a joint injury, and they are tired of the house.
But seeing Leonard and the others like this twice, I can't help but believe that Leonard and Sheldon are really unfamiliar.
It just happened to be entangled by a lunatic like Shelton at the party.
That's right.
In his eyes, Sheldon is a lunatic.
If you are not a lunatic, who would do such a thing at the welcome party of the new boss.
"Is this handsome guy so annoying?"
A tall woman stood beside Howard who applauded enthusiastically.
While applauding in a gregarious manner, he looked at Sheldon's handsome and aggrieved face.
Can't help but secretly ask Howard who introduced her into this new world.
"Summer, it's nothing."
Howard looked up to see his side than a full head of woman, very satisfied with the group of 'scientific bitches' in it so he took a high-quality party companion, really have a face.
"Sheldon's existence itself is the greatest malice against the world."
"Sounds quite interesting."
The tall woman named Summer still greedily looked at Sheldon's face: "I think you didn't greet him specially before? You are not his friend?"
"...Yes, of course it is!"
Howard looked at this summer and suddenly changed his expression: "This is how our friends get along, you know we are scientists."
"It turned out to be so."
Xia Xia observed the scientists around and nodded in agreement with the explanation.
"Do you understand..."
Howard was very happy, and when he was happy, he stretched out his hand to cover the waist of summer.
After all, his height is really easy to hold.
"Howard, I said it."
Xia Xia immediately looked at Howard and warned: "You can touch it, but you have to add money!"
"Sorry, I'm used to it."
The high-quality male Howard immediately took back the salted pig's knuckles and murmured: "You also know that these are some of the habits of our scientists."
"I know."
Xia Xia said with a smile, "I also want to say sorry, I am also used to it. This is how we get along with people."
"..."
Howard was speechless.
Emmm.
That's right.
The fame of the summer is so casual, like a flower name or a pseudonym, and it can be brought by Howard to a party in the physics department.
Naturally, it's not that Howard really has the ability to find a party girl by himself.
In fact, for the graduation party of Howard High School, the only candidate for the female companion was the current Mrs. Vorowitz.
AKA Howard mother.
Until now, there hasn't been much change.
Normal people should be like Leonard and others, not looking for a female companion.
But Howard didn't think so.
He is a little uncomfortable attending this kind of party.
Because this will magnify the joke that is out of date for a lifetime to the maximum.
Meet a large group of doctors, and he will be Mr. Vorowitz.
Usually with Shelton and the others, it is 3:1, three calls to each other doctor, one call to Mr. Vorowitz.
And to the party in this department.
That is tens to hundreds: 1.
A joke that can usually be laughed at, but when it comes to this, it's completely useless.
No matter how magnanimous he is, he can't stand this situation.
The welcome party for the new department chair, it won’t work if you don’t come.
When it comes, there may be a lot of pressure to be ridiculed to break the defense collapse.
Fortunately, he has his show operation.
For the time being, there is no chance to get a Ph.D., maybe for a lifetime.
But it doesn't matter, he can make people forget that he is not a doctor.
And how to deal with these 'scientific bitches', he had plenty of experience.
So, he spent money to hire a ‘professional’ as his female companion.
All he needs to do is to go slant, label himself a playboy, and hide his conspicuous label ‘not a doctor’.
Become the most sassy **** among the scientists, just be the most powerful scientist among the playboys.
Of course, like getting a doctorate, he doesn't have this ability.
But it doesn't matter, he has a Jewish adult gift voucher to redeem.
In summer, it is a professional person, as long as you give money, you will be very professional.
The only drawback is that it is too expensive.
You have to add money at every turn!
"Wait for you to help introduce your friend."
Xia Xia was still watching Sheldon, who was alive as an emoji, and said with interest.
"...You are the female companion I brought."
Howard of high-quality men naturally knew that this was courtship of high-quality women, so he was an unhappy reminder.
"So?"
Xia Tian didn't care: "I said that after the party is over, our contract will also end at that time, unless of course you still want to add money?"
"..."
Howard was speechless and muttered: "Sheldon is not that kind of person, he won't spend money to find you..."
"No need for him to spend money."
Xia Xia greedily looked at Sheldon's face, and said casually: "I'm not that kind of woman."
The corner of Howard's mouth twitched.
It's not that kind of woman.
You just said you want to add money!
"Sheldon is a giant baby who doesn't understand anything. How can he be better than me."
Howard straightened his ribs and chest, and tried his best to remind summer of his charm.
Emmm.
Trying not to add money...
"You do not understand."
Summer temporarily retracted his gaze, looked down at Howard, and said with a smile: "His style is actually very attractive, and many men and women like it.
Wasn't he fired?
If I can't find a job in the future, I can help him find it.
Tired is a little tired.
But I promise, the income is good. "
"Sheldon is attractive?"
Howard laughed directly: "Don't be kidding, don't geniuses feel like it now?"
"Have you never seen a beautiful mind? Genius also feels, it's normal."
Xia Xia looked at Howard in surprise: "Well, of course it depends on the character, height and looks of this genius~"
Having said this, an expression of ‘you don’t meet the last and most important one’ makes Howard choked.
"and many more."
Howard is a high-quality human male. He was ridiculed. As long as he didn't completely break the defense and collapsed, he quickly emerged from the negative emotions and grasped the point.
"You mean you want to introduce Sheldon to work~ want Sheldon to be your colleague~?"
"Why, there is a problem?"
Xia Xia looked at him: "Do you discriminate against our work?"
"No no!"
Howard smiled and said: "I respect you professionals the most.
Don't worry, I will introduce you to Shelton when the party is over.
Anyway, when he is idle, he is also idle, so it's better to take advantage of this time to sell to the world what a genius is.
It's just that he is not short of money.
His family and his good friends are all very rich.
How to persuade him to embark on this road of popular science still needs us to discuss and ponder..."
"Still have to add money."
In the summer, seeing Howard talked and started to stretch out the salty pig's hand again, and reiterated the principle again.
no way.
A high-quality human male like Howard really didn't have the urge to break her principles.
How to do it, you still have to follow the principle.
No one can be less.
Here, Howard and his female companion are in conflict.
Over there, after the new department head fired Sheldon, everyone unanimously supported him.
Looking at Sheldon's bewildered expression, the corners of his mouth twitching to cry or not, my heart was much more relaxed.
Unlike Sheldon, he is gracious, and naturally will not continue to target Sheldon, or simply let Sheldon get away from his welcome party.
Just let him take his life back to comfort Sheldon, that's not even thinking about it.
So he turned around and left, and went on chatting with other people.
"Leinard, I seem to have gone through time."
Shelton was in a trance: "Remember that before coming to the party, I talked to you about the time travel?
At that time, I said I would definitely not be happy at the party, now you see it? "
"Then in the future, did you tell you to go and apologize to Dr. Gablehouse right now?"
Leonard didn't look at Sheldon at all, his eyes always followed the department head, only a low voice reminding him.
"Apologize to that idiot?"
Sheldon said angrily: "No matter which timeline I am, or even which parallel universe I am, I will not apologize to an idiot."
"Okay, you are great."
Leonard murmured: "Did you see Professor Finkton over there?"
"Yes?"
Shelton glanced puzzledly.
"You dislike him last time holding you and discussing cave exploration for a full 45 minutes, and said that the cave is not fun at all."
Leonard still ignored Sheldon and maintained the posture of a secret spy: "Now you go to Professor Finkton again to see if he will discuss with you or not."
"I don't want to discuss with him."
Sheldon still didn't grasp the point of Leonard's words.
"... Let me tell you that."
Leonard was helpless, and could only speak a little more plainly: "Professor Finkton has always had problems with his spirit.
Therefore, he is the only person at the party who will actively pull you to talk, and it will last 45 minutes.
I heard that after doing this at the last party.
Many people went directly to his office, visiting in name, but actually went to the office where he was measured.
Because they completely affirmed that Professor Finkton had become a neuropathy.
Before long, Professor Finkton's office will become vacant.
And they all coveted his big and nice office..."
"I remember you went too."
Sheldon couldn't help but said.
"...Yes."
Leonard did not deny, and the corner of his mouth curled up: "I am more certain than them, because I know you better than them!
Professor Finkton can take you for 45 minutes, 200% is crazy.
The question now is, after you have offended the dean of the department just now, even if you are crazy like him, will you be ignored?
If even he ignores you.
You will be completely ignored.
Believe me, you will miss the excitement of cave exploration~"
"No, I won't."
Sheldon shook his head and sneered.
"Are you really afraid of not having a job?"
Leonard couldn't help but glanced at him: "California Institute of Technology is the best."
"I have said that theoretical physicists will not be expelled in theory."
Shelton believed in himself: "Like a mathematician, look at Peggy. He is in Pasadena and still has a Princeton job."
"All right, you just have to be happy."
Leonard thought for a while, and there was some truth in it.
In his eyes, geniuses are like Shelton, but they don't have to worry about finding a job at all.
Leonard and the others, at Sheldon's urging, left the party soon.
And over there, Dr. Hibbert, the president of Caltech, also belatedly attended the welcome party of the new dean of the Physics Department.
"Dr. Gablehouse, how do you feel?"
"feeling good."
Dr. Gablehouse laughed at himself: "So much so that I issued the first executive order at the party just now."
"Oh, that's great."
Principal Hibbert laughed and said, "The Department of Physics at Caltech needs an enterprising leader like you, Dr. Gablehouse."
"thanks."
Dr. Gablehouse laughed: "I was still a little worried before, the principal, you will blame me."
"Oh?"
Principal Hibbert was startled: "By the way, what is your first executive order?"
"I fired one person and everyone was very happy. It seems that his popularity is really bad."
Dr. Gablehouse smiled and looked at the person aside: "By the way, what is his name?"
Headmaster Hibbert said, "Don't be Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper?"
"It's Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper!"
The person next to him said with a smile.
"God~www.novelhall.com~Headmaster Hibbert has a headache.
"Principal, what's the matter?"
Dr. Gablehouse's face sank: "He can't be fired?"
"Not really."
Principal Hibbert swept around and saw that everyone was paying attention. Naturally, he couldn't brush Dr. Gablehouse's face at this moment and forcefully laughed.
"I believe that Dr. Gablehouse must have a reason to fire him..."
This matter is over.
Principal Hibbert, quickly found an opportunity to leave.
When Dr. Gablehouse saw this, he felt a little uneasy. He followed and saw Principal Hibbert calling in a low voice: "Dr. Duncan..."
Genius remembers this site address in one second: https://fastest update! No ads!Pasadena.Caltech Physics Department Party."Hahaha~"Sheldon laughed out loud."what's so funny?"Dr. Gablehouse was puzzled."There is no meaning of disrespect, but you are just a high school physics teacher who was praised.The last successful experiment just ignited your fart. "After following Leonard for many years, Sheldon has also learned some basic forms, and he is very polite and understands that there is no disrespect."You don't know that theoretical physicists will not be expelled in theory. You can't expel me.""Keep your eyes open and look at the shape of my mouth. I will fire you now!"Dr. Gablehouse's face was completely dark."..."Seeing that Dr. Gablehouse didn't seem to be joking, Sheldon couldn't help but stared blankly, then looked at Leonard aggrievedly."Leinard, he can't fire me, can he?""Dr. Cooper."Leonard didn't call his name, but used a very distant address. He glanced at Shelton, with a look of we're not familiar, don't talk nonsense'.Then he looked at the black-faced new department head, with a look of I'm so dumb, I don't know why he is talking to me'."Dr. Gablehouse is our department chair, and he has every right to expel anyone!And from our warm applause, we can also know that any of his actions will be unanimously supported by all our colleagues in the California Department of Physics! "With that said, replacing Howard, the first to applaud and slap rainbow farts for Dr. Gablehouse.Emmm.That's right.Howard was the first to applaud the expulsion of Sheldon.He is not too big to watch and join in the fun, he is always the first!At the party, there was a wave of applause again.Dr. Gablehouse originally had an opinion with Leonard and them.After all, they stand together with Sheldon, it is a joint injury, and they are tired of the house.But seeing Leonard and the others like this twice, I can't help but believe that Leonard and Sheldon are really unfamiliar.It just happened to be entangled by a lunatic like Shelton at the party.That's right.In his eyes, Sheldon is a lunatic.If you are not a lunatic, who would do such a thing at the welcome party of the new boss."Is this handsome guy so annoying?"A tall woman stood beside Howard who applauded enthusiastically.While applauding in a gregarious manner, he looked at Sheldon's handsome and aggrieved face.Can't help but secretly ask Howard who introduced her into this new world."Summer, it's nothing."Howard looked up to see his side than a full head of woman, very satisfied with the group of 'scientific bitches' in it so he took a high-quality party companion, really have a face."Sheldon's existence itself is the greatest malice against the world.""Sounds quite interesting."The tall woman named Summer still greedily looked at Sheldon's face: "I think you didn't greet him specially before? You are not his friend?""...Yes, of course it is!"Howard looked at this summer and suddenly changed his expression: "This is how our friends get along, you know we are scientists.""It turned out to be so."Xia Xia observed the scientists around and nodded in agreement with the explanation."Do you understand..."Howard was very happy, and when he was happy, he stretched out his hand to cover the waist of summer.After all, his height is really easy to hold."Howard, I said it."Xia Xia immediately looked at Howard and warned: "You can touch it, but you have to add money!""Sorry, I'm used to it."The high-quality male Howard immediately took back the salted pig's knuckles and murmured: "You also know that these are some of the habits of our scientists.""I know."Xia Xia said with a smile, "I also want to say sorry, I am also used to it. This is how we get along with people.""..."Howard was speechless.Emmm.That's right.The fame of the summer is so casual, like a flower name or a pseudonym, and it can be brought by Howard to a party in the physics department.Naturally, it's not that Howard really has the ability to find a party girl by himself.In fact, for the graduation party of Howard High School, the only candidate for the female companion was the current Mrs. Vorowitz.AKA Howard mother.Until now, there hasn't been much change.Normal people should be like Leonard and others, not looking for a female companion.But Howard didn't think so.He is a little uncomfortable attending this kind of party.Because this will magnify the joke that is out of date for a lifetime to the maximum.Meet a large group of doctors, and he will be Mr. Vorowitz.Usually with Shelton and the others, it is 3:1, three calls to each other doctor, one call to Mr. Vorowitz.And to the party in this department.That is tens to hundreds: 1.A joke that can usually be laughed at, but when it comes to this, it's completely useless.No matter how magnanimous he is, he can't stand this situation.The welcome party for the new department chair, it won't work if you don't come.When it comes, there may be a lot of pressure to be ridiculed to break the defense collapse.Fortunately, he has his show operation.For the time being, there is no chance to get a Ph.D., maybe for a lifetime.But it doesn't matter, he can make people forget that he is not a doctor.And how to deal with these 'scientific bitches', he had plenty of experience.So, he spent money to hire a professional' as his female companion.All he needs to do is to go slant, label himself a playboy, and hide his conspicuous label not a doctor'.Become the most sassy **** among the scientists, just be the most powerful scientist among the playboys.Of course, like getting a doctorate, he doesn't have this ability.But it doesn't matter, he has a Jewish adult gift voucher to redeem.In summer, it is a professional person, as long as you give money, you will be very professional.The only drawback is that it is too expensive.You have to add money at every turn!"Wait for you to help introduce your friend."Xia Xia was still watching Sheldon, who was alive as an emoji, and said with interest."...You are the female companion I brought."Howard of high-quality men naturally knew that this was courtship of high-quality women, so he was an unhappy reminder."So?"Xia Tian didn't care: "I said that after the party is over, our contract will also end at that time, unless of course you still want to add money?""..."Howard was speechless and muttered: "Sheldon is not that kind of person, he won't spend money to find you...""No need for him to spend money."Xia Xia greedily looked at Sheldon's face, and said casually: "I'm not that kind of woman."The corner of Howard's mouth twitched.It's not that kind of woman.You just said you want to add money!"Sheldon is a giant baby who doesn't understand anything. How can he be better than me."Howard straightened his ribs and chest, and tried his best to remind summer of his charm.Emmm.Trying not to add money..."You do not understand."Summer temporarily retracted his gaze, looked down at Howard, and said with a smile: "His style is actually very attractive, and many men and women like it.Wasn't he fired?If I can't find a job in the future, I can help him find it.Tired is a little tired.But I promise, the income is good. ""Sheldon is attractive?"Howard laughed directly: "Don't be kidding, don't geniuses feel like it now?""Have you never seen a beautiful mind? Genius also feels, it's normal."Xia Xia looked at Howard in surprise: "Well, of course it depends on the character, height and looks of this genius~"Having said this, an expression of you don't meet the last and most important one' makes Howard choked."and many more."Howard is a high-quality human male. He was ridiculed. As long as he didn't completely break the defense and collapsed, he quickly emerged from the negative emotions and grasped the point."You mean you want to introduce Sheldon to work~ want Sheldon to be your colleague~?""Why, there is a problem?"Xia Xia looked at him: "Do you discriminate against our work?""No no!"Howard smiled and said: "I respect you professionals the most.Don't worry, I will introduce you to Shelton when the party is over.Anyway, when he is idle, he is also idle, so it's better to take advantage of this time to sell to the world what a genius is.It's just that he is not short of money.His family and his good friends are all very rich.How to persuade him to embark on this road of popular science still needs us to discuss and ponder...""Still have to add money."In the summer, seeing Howard talked and started to stretch out the salty pig's hand again, and reiterated the principle again.no way.A high-quality human male like Howard really didn't have the urge to break her principles.How to do it, you still have to follow the principle.No one can be less.Here, Howard and his female companion are in conflict.Over there, after the new department head fired Sheldon, everyone unanimously supported him.Looking at Sheldon's bewildered expression, the corners of his mouth twitching to cry or not, my heart was much more relaxed.Unlike Sheldon, he is gracious, and naturally will not continue to target Sheldon, or simply let Sheldon get away from his welcome party.Just let him take his life back to comfort Sheldon, that's not even thinking about it.So he turned around and left, and went on chatting with other people."Leinard, I seem to have gone through time."Shelton was in a trance: "Remember that before coming to the party, I talked to you about the time travel?At that time, I said I would definitely not be happy at the party, now you see it? ""Then in the future, did you tell you to go and apologize to Dr. Gablehouse right now?"Leonard didn't look at Sheldon at all, his eyes always followed the department head, only a low voice reminding him."Apologize to that idiot?"Sheldon said angrily: "No matter which timeline I am, or even which parallel universe I am, I will not apologize to an idiot.""Okay, you are great."Leonard murmured: "Did you see Professor Finkton over there?""Yes?"Shelton glanced puzzledly."You dislike him last time holding you and discussing cave exploration for a full 45 minutes, and said that the cave is not fun at all."Leonard still ignored Sheldon and maintained the posture of a secret spy: "Now you go to Professor Finkton again to see if he will discuss with you or not.""I don't want to discuss with him."Sheldon still didn't grasp the point of Leonard's words."... Let me tell you that."Leonard was helpless, and could only speak a little more plainly: "Professor Finkton has always had problems with his spirit.Therefore, he is the only person at the party who will actively pull you to talk, and it will last 45 minutes.I heard that after doing this at the last party.Many people went directly to his office, visiting in name, but actually went to the office where he was measured.Because they completely affirmed that Professor Finkton had become a neuropathy.Before long, Professor Finkton's office will become vacant.And they all coveted his big and nice office...""I remember you went too."Sheldon couldn't help but said."...Yes."Leonard did not deny, and the corner of his mouth curled up: "I am more certain than them, because I know you better than them!Professor Finkton can take you for 45 minutes, 200% is crazy.The question now is, after you have offended the dean of the department just now, even if you are crazy like him, will you be ignored?If even he ignores you.You will be completely ignored.Believe me, you will miss the excitement of cave exploration~""No, I won't."Sheldon shook his head and sneered."Are you really afraid of not having a job?"Leonard couldn't help but glanced at him: "California Institute of Technology is the best.""I have said that theoretical physicists will not be expelled in theory."Shelton believed in himself: "Like a mathematician, look at Peggy. He is in Pasadena and still has a Princeton job.""All right, you just have to be happy."Leonard thought for a while, and there was some truth in it.In his eyes, geniuses are like Shelton, but they don't have to worry about finding a job at all.Leonard and the others, at Sheldon's urging, left the party soon.And over there, Dr. Hibbert, the president of Caltech, also belatedly attended the welcome party of the new dean of the Physics Department."Dr. Gablehouse, how do you feel?""feeling good."Dr. Gablehouse laughed at himself: "So much so that I issued the first executive order at the party just now.""Oh, that's great."Principal Hibbert laughed and said, "The Department of Physics at Caltech needs an enterprising leader like you, Dr. Gablehouse.""thanks."Dr. Gablehouse laughed: "I was still a little worried before, the principal, you will blame me.""Oh?"Principal Hibbert was startled: "By the way, what is your first executive order?""I fired one person and everyone was very happy. It seems that his popularity is really bad."Dr. Gablehouse smiled and looked at the person aside: "By the way, what is his name?"Headmaster Hibbert said, "Don't be Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper?""It's Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper!"The person next to him said with a smile."God~www.novelhall.com~Headmaster Hibbert has a headache."Principal, what's the matter?"Dr. Gablehouse's face sank: "He can't be fired?""Not really."Principal Hibbert swept around and saw that everyone was paying attention. Naturally, he couldn't brush Dr. Gablehouse's face at this moment and forcefully laughed."I believe that Dr. Gablehouse must have a reason to fire him..."This matter is over.Principal Hibbert, quickly found an opportunity to leave.When Dr. Gablehouse saw this, he felt a little uneasy. He followed and saw Principal Hibbert calling in a low voice: "Dr. Duncan..."
