Chapter 22
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“Are you sure we can eat this?”
Yu Yu glared at her, “It’s up to you to eat it or not!”
Shu Shu clicked her tongue and then sat down. She took the plate Yu Yu passed to her.
“Come, let me taste these dishes that already fail in smell and presentation,” She then picked up a vegetable stalk and tasted it. She nodded,
“Hm, not bad, successfully failing the three criterias~”
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Yu Yu glared at her, then tasted it himself as well, “It does not taste that bad, okay?! A person like you doesn’t even know how to cook and is even being fussy!”
“Only criticism can make people grow, understand? This is for your own benefit, to help you become a top chef sooner!”
“Cheh~” Yu Yu let out a sound in disdain.
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Mblal oyp y caklq pkzldnl obld vblu olal lyvkdt. Zw Zw plnalvzu tzydnle yv Fbw Fbw, yde pyo vbyv pbl oyp lyvkdt hlau lyadlpvzu. Tl pweeldzu qlzv yd kdelpnakcyczl byrrkdlpp yde zywtble swv zswe.
Fbw Fbw zssjle yv bkx, “Ebyv yal usw zywtbkdt yv?”
“Lsvbkdt, R fwpv vbswtbv ycswv y fsjl.”
“Ebyv jkde sq fsjl, vlzz xl.”
“G nsze fsjl, obyv’p vblal vs blya?”
Fbw Fbw takddle, “R oydv vs pll bso cye uswa pldpl sq bwxsa kp.”
Zw Zw zlv swv y nswtb, “Fsxlsdl’p raknj1 kp vss pbsav, ps bl tslp vs zlyad Nyvkd eydnl…”
Shu Shu is expressionless. Yu Yu laughed awkwardly, “A cold joke, cold joke.”
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“Let me tell you a cold joke too…”
Yu Yu widened his eyes and looked at her.
“In the past, there was a banana walking down the road. It was too hot so it took its clothes off, and then it slipped.”
“In the past, there was a match walking down the road, it slipped and lit itself up.”
“In the past, there was a biscuit walking down the road, it was too hungry so it ate itself…”
“Hahahahahaha~” Yu Yu laughed heartily.
Shu Shu was expressionless.
“I finally know the extent of your sense of humor.”
Yu Yu pointed at her and continued laughing. It wasn’t the jokes that were funny, but Shu Shu who was telling the cold jokes with all seriousness.
“Do you still want to listen?”
“Yes!”
“In the past, there was a very lazy person. His wife wanted to leave the house but she was afraid that he might starve to death, so she made him a big biscuit and tied it around his neck. Later when his wife came back, she found that he had starved to death.”
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“Why?” Yu Yu widened his eyes and looked at her.
“Because he finished eating all the biscuits in front of his neck, and he was too lazy to turn it around…”
“Hahahahahaha”
“….” The corners of her lips twitched as she watched Yu Yu laughing like an idiot. This person’s sense of humor was hard to define.
His laughter made her smile subconsciously as well. This was perhaps the happiest meal she had most recently.
Shu Shu finished eating, and rubbed her stomach without caring about her image, “That’s it, I’m leaving, I have other things to do.”
“What other things do you have to do?”
“I want to open a shop.”
“Huh?”
“I said, I want to open a shop!”
Yu Yu showed an expression of disbelief, “You’re so lazy, and yet you want to open a shop?”
Shu Shu rolled her eyes, “I’ll let you come to see it when it opens…”
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……
Opening a shop wasn’t an easy task. From transferring all goods in the shop to renovating, step by step, all of it needed time and effort.
Shu Shu found a shop, then drew a design herself. She then passed it to the renovation company. Her own shop was her heart and soul. Every nook and cranny inside was all planned thoroughly.
Then it was about renovation. During this time, Shu Shu was invited for something else. An interview, but it was a simple one. She didn’t need to show her face and it would be published in the magazine.
The interview would be held at a coffee shop. When Shu Shu arrived, two people from the magazine company were already there. A man and a female. The man’s face was calm but the young lady was excited. When she pushed the door and was about to enter, she heard her speak to the person next to her,
“So excited, so excited, when will Xiu Shu Da Da come! Aaah! I want to meet Da Da so badly!”
The man caressed the excited young lady. His tone was stern and resigned, “Sit down, you’ll know how she looks when she arrives!”
Shu Shu smiled and walked over, “Is this ** magazine?”
“Xiu…Xiu…Xiu Shu Da Da?” The young lady’s eyes grew round and looked at her with a face of disbelief.
The man beside her stood up and put out his hand, “Hello, ** magazine Min Song.”
Shu Shu also put out her hand, “Hello, I am Xiu Shu.”
The man didn’t introduce his position, but Shu Shu knew that he must have a pretty high position. Or he could possibly be the magazine company’s person-in-charge.
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The young lady excitedly put out her hand, “Xiu Shu Da Da, hello, I am the magazine company’s intern reporter. My name is Yi Tian!”
Shu Shu grabbed her hand with a smile. This young lady was the same as her name, being very sweet2.
“Let’s start.” Min Song cut off Yi Tian’s “deep” stare at Shu Shu, and signaled her.
“Xiu Shu Da Da, we…”
During the whole process, it was the young lady who posed the questions. Min Song only listened silently. He didn’t look like he was here for the interview, but to hold the atmosphere.
Shu Shu’s attitude was pretty good as well. She was always kind to this type of person who did not have much complicated thoughts. They treated her with kindness, so she would naturally return the same kindness.
“Alright, thank you Xiu Shu Da Da for giving us your time to accept our magazine’s interview. This is a present our company has prepared for Da Da. We hope you will like it.”
Shu Shu accepted it with a smile. The young lady took out a book and let her sign on it, before leaving with Min Song.
Shu Shu saw how happy and delighted she was when she got the book. Min Song caressed her hair, doting on her.
Both of them slowly disappeared in the distance. She sat quietly for a little longer, and then stood up slowly.
……
“Hey, what is this?” Yu Yu, who was heading back, ran towards her and asked.
“This is a present and this is a dessert, you want to eat it?”
Yu Yu quickly shook his head, “I don’t eat this kind of sweet stuff!”
Shu Shu rolled her eyes and didn’t say anything. As a female who always stayed at home all day and had stringent standards for her body shape, how could she eat such sweet things?
“Come up to eat later tonight?” When they arrived at the fourth floor, Yu Yu invited her.
Shu Shu shook her head, “It’s fine, I can just eat the dessert. I’m not that hungry…”
“What’s wrong?” Yu Yu bent down and put his face in front of her. A pair of big eyes looked at her with all seriousness.
“Pfft” Shu Shu let out a laugh, and then said,
“Nothing, it’s nothing big, I’m just faking it.”
“You still know yourself that you’re faking it?” Yu Yu smiled devilishly.
“Scram!”
…….
As she was lying on the bed rolling left and right unable to sleep, the 250 upstairs sent her a message.
[250 Upstairs: I’m going to do a show tomorrow, I’ll be back in two days. Don’t expect me to cook]
Shu Shu replied with a “Oh”. Then the phone rang again. Yu Yu scrolled his phone and laughed heartily, before sending a message with these words written,
[250 Upstairs: Don’t think about me too much~]
[250 Downstairs: /smile, you’re thinking too much]
[250 Upstairs: Don’t deny it,]
[250 Downstairs: Dead fish, don’t be cheap! /waves hand]
[250 Upstairs: Broken book, can you be more gentle]
[250 Downstairs: Pic (Break off, you this Shou!)]
[250 Upstairs: Pic (The person declined your message, and touched your chest, then said, f*ck, flat chest!)]
Shu Shu glared angrily, then replied with a picture from the same series,
[250 Downstairs: The person declined your message, and touched your chest. The sensation was bad and then ** you]
After she sent this picture and prepared to insult each other, she received his message.
[250 Upstairs: Come]
Shu Shu: “……”
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“Are you sure we can eat this?”
Yu Yu glared at her, “It’s up to you to eat it or not!”
Shu Shu clicked her tongue and then sat down. She took the plate Yu Yu passed to her.
“Come, let me taste these dishes that already fail in smell and presentation,” She then picked up a vegetable stalk and tasted it. She nodded,
“Hm, not bad, successfully failing the three criterias~”
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Yu Yu glared at her, then tasted it himself as well, “It does not taste that bad, okay?! A person like you doesn’t even know how to cook and is even being fussy!”
“Only criticism can make people grow, understand? This is for your own benefit, to help you become a top chef sooner!”
“Cheh~” Yu Yu let out a sound in disdain.
Gnvwyzzu kv oypd’v yp cye yp obyv Fbw Fbw pvyvle. Rv oyp vbl srrspkvl. Rv oyp dsv cye yv yzz okvb vbkp jkde sq nssjkdt pjkzz qsa vbl qkapv yvvlxrv.
Mblal oyp y caklq pkzldnl obld vblu olal lyvkdt. Zw Zw plnalvzu tzydnle yv Fbw Fbw, yde pyo vbyv pbl oyp lyvkdt hlau lyadlpvzu. Tl pweeldzu qlzv yd kdelpnakcyczl byrrkdlpp yde zywtble swv zswe.
Fbw Fbw zssjle yv bkx, “Ebyv yal usw zywtbkdt yv?”
“Lsvbkdt, R fwpv vbswtbv ycswv y fsjl.”
“Ebyv jkde sq fsjl, vlzz xl.”
“G nsze fsjl, obyv’p vblal vs blya?”
Fbw Fbw takddle, “R oydv vs pll bso cye uswa pldpl sq bwxsa kp.”
Zw Zw zlv swv y nswtb, “Fsxlsdl’p raknj1 kp vss pbsav, ps bl tslp vs zlyad Nyvkd eydnl…”
Shu Shu is expressionless. Yu Yu laughed awkwardly, “A cold joke, cold joke.”
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“Let me tell you a cold joke too…”
Yu Yu widened his eyes and looked at her.
“In the past, there was a banana walking down the road. It was too hot so it took its clothes off, and then it slipped.”
“In the past, there was a match walking down the road, it slipped and lit itself up.”
“In the past, there was a biscuit walking down the road, it was too hungry so it ate itself…”
“Hahahahahaha~” Yu Yu laughed heartily.
Shu Shu was expressionless.
“I finally know the extent of your sense of humor.”
Yu Yu pointed at her and continued laughing. It wasn’t the jokes that were funny, but Shu Shu who was telling the cold jokes with all seriousness.
“Do you still want to listen?”
“Yes!”
“In the past, there was a very lazy person. His wife wanted to leave the house but she was afraid that he might starve to death, so she made him a big biscuit and tied it around his neck. Later when his wife came back, she found that he had starved to death.”
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“Why?” Yu Yu widened his eyes and looked at her.
“Because he finished eating all the biscuits in front of his neck, and he was too lazy to turn it around…”
“Hahahahahaha”
“….” The corners of her lips twitched as she watched Yu Yu laughing like an idiot. This person’s sense of humor was hard to define.
His laughter made her smile subconsciously as well. This was perhaps the happiest meal she had most recently.
Shu Shu finished eating, and rubbed her stomach without caring about her image, “That’s it, I’m leaving, I have other things to do.”
“What other things do you have to do?”
“I want to open a shop.”
“Huh?”
“I said, I want to open a shop!”
Yu Yu showed an expression of disbelief, “You’re so lazy, and yet you want to open a shop?”
Shu Shu rolled her eyes, “I’ll let you come to see it when it opens…”
Advertisements
……
Opening a shop wasn’t an easy task. From transferring all goods in the shop to renovating, step by step, all of it needed time and effort.
Shu Shu found a shop, then drew a design herself. She then passed it to the renovation company. Her own shop was her heart and soul. Every nook and cranny inside was all planned thoroughly.
Then it was about renovation. During this time, Shu Shu was invited for something else. An interview, but it was a simple one. She didn’t need to show her face and it would be published in the magazine.
The interview would be held at a coffee shop. When Shu Shu arrived, two people from the magazine company were already there. A man and a female. The man’s face was calm but the young lady was excited. When she pushed the door and was about to enter, she heard her speak to the person next to her,
“So excited, so excited, when will Xiu Shu Da Da come! Aaah! I want to meet Da Da so badly!”
The man caressed the excited young lady. His tone was stern and resigned, “Sit down, you’ll know how she looks when she arrives!”
Shu Shu smiled and walked over, “Is this ** magazine?”
“Xiu…Xiu…Xiu Shu Da Da?” The young lady’s eyes grew round and looked at her with a face of disbelief.
The man beside her stood up and put out his hand, “Hello, ** magazine Min Song.”
Shu Shu also put out her hand, “Hello, I am Xiu Shu.”
The man didn’t introduce his position, but Shu Shu knew that he must have a pretty high position. Or he could possibly be the magazine company’s person-in-charge.
Advertisements
The young lady excitedly put out her hand, “Xiu Shu Da Da, hello, I am the magazine company’s intern reporter. My name is Yi Tian!”
Shu Shu grabbed her hand with a smile. This young lady was the same as her name, being very sweet2.
“Let’s start.” Min Song cut off Yi Tian’s “deep” stare at Shu Shu, and signaled her.
“Xiu Shu Da Da, we…”
During the whole process, it was the young lady who posed the questions. Min Song only listened silently. He didn’t look like he was here for the interview, but to hold the atmosphere.
Shu Shu’s attitude was pretty good as well. She was always kind to this type of person who did not have much complicated thoughts. They treated her with kindness, so she would naturally return the same kindness.
“Alright, thank you Xiu Shu Da Da for giving us your time to accept our magazine’s interview. This is a present our company has prepared for Da Da. We hope you will like it.”
Shu Shu accepted it with a smile. The young lady took out a book and let her sign on it, before leaving with Min Song.
Shu Shu saw how happy and delighted she was when she got the book. Min Song caressed her hair, doting on her.
Both of them slowly disappeared in the distance. She sat quietly for a little longer, and then stood up slowly.
……
“Hey, what is this?” Yu Yu, who was heading back, ran towards her and asked.
“This is a present and this is a dessert, you want to eat it?”
Yu Yu quickly shook his head, “I don’t eat this kind of sweet stuff!”
Shu Shu rolled her eyes and didn’t say anything. As a female who always stayed at home all day and had stringent standards for her body shape, how could she eat such sweet things?
“Come up to eat later tonight?” When they arrived at the fourth floor, Yu Yu invited her.
Shu Shu shook her head, “It’s fine, I can just eat the dessert. I’m not that hungry…”
“What’s wrong?” Yu Yu bent down and put his face in front of her. A pair of big eyes looked at her with all seriousness.
“Pfft” Shu Shu let out a laugh, and then said,
“Nothing, it’s nothing big, I’m just faking it.”
“You still know yourself that you’re faking it?” Yu Yu smiled devilishly.
“Scram!”
…….
As she was lying on the bed rolling left and right unable to sleep, the 250 upstairs sent her a message.
[250 Upstairs: I’m going to do a show tomorrow, I’ll be back in two days. Don’t expect me to cook]
Shu Shu replied with a “Oh”. Then the phone rang again. Yu Yu scrolled his phone and laughed heartily, before sending a message with these words written,
[250 Upstairs: Don’t think about me too much~]
[250 Downstairs: /smile, you’re thinking too much]
[250 Upstairs: Don’t deny it,]
[250 Downstairs: Dead fish, don’t be cheap! /waves hand]
[250 Upstairs: Broken book, can you be more gentle]
[250 Downstairs: Pic (Break off, you this Shou!)]
[250 Upstairs: Pic (The person declined your message, and touched your chest, then said, f*ck, flat chest!)]
Shu Shu glared angrily, then replied with a picture from the same series,
[250 Downstairs: The person declined your message, and touched your chest. The sensation was bad and then ** you]
After she sent this picture and prepared to insult each other, she received his message.
[250 Upstairs: Come]
Shu Shu: “……”
Are you sure we can eat this?Yu Yu glared at her, It's up to you to eat it or not!Shu Shu clicked her tongue and then sat down. She took the plate Yu Yu passed to her.Come, let me taste these dishes that already fail in smell and presentation, She then picked up a vegetable stalk and tasted it. She nodded,Hm, not bad, successfully failing the three criterias~AdvertisementsYu Yu glared at her, then tasted it himself as well, It does not taste that bad, okay?! A person like you doesn't even know how to cook and is even being fussy!Only criticism can make people grow, understand? This is for your own benefit, to help you become a top chef sooner!Cheh~ Yu Yu let out a sound in disdain.Gnvwyzzu kv oypd'v yp cye yp obyv Fbw Fbw pvyvle. Rv oyp vbl srrspkvl. Rv oyp dsv cye yv yzz okvb vbkp jkde sq nssjkdt pjkzz qsa vbl qkapv yvvlxrv.Mblal oyp y caklq pkzldnl obld vblu olal lyvkdt. Zw Zw plnalvzu tzydnle yv Fbw Fbw, yde pyo vbyv pbl oyp lyvkdt hlau lyadlpvzu. Tl pweeldzu qlzv yd kdelpnakcyczl byrrkdlpp yde zywtble swv zswe.Fbw Fbw zssjle yv bkx, Ebyv yal usw zywtbkdt yv?Lsvbkdt, R fwpv vbswtbv ycswv y fsjl.Ebyv jkde sq fsjl, vlzz xl.G nsze fsjl, obyv'p vblal vs blya?Fbw Fbw takddle, R oydv vs pll bso cye uswa pldpl sq bwxsa kp.Zw Zw zlv swv y nswtb, Fsxlsdl'p raknj1kp vss pbsav, ps bl tslp vs zlyad Nyvkd eydnlShu Shu is expressionless. Yu Yu laughed awkwardly, A cold joke, cold joke.AdvertisementsLet me tell you a cold joke tooYu Yu widened his eyes and looked at her.In the past, there was a banana walking down the road. It was too hot so it took its clothes off, and then it slipped.In the past, there was a match walking down the road, it slipped and lit itself up.In the past, there was a biscuit walking down the road, it was too hungry so it ate itselfHahahahahaha~ Yu Yu laughed heartily.Shu Shu was expressionless.I finally know the extent of your sense of humor.Yu Yu pointed at her and continued laughing. It wasn't the jokes that were funny, but Shu Shu who was telling the cold jokes with all seriousness.Do you still want to listen?Yes!In the past, there was a very lazy person. His wife wanted to leave the house but she was afraid that he might starve to death, so she made him a big biscuit and tied it around his neck. Later when his wife came back, she found that he had starved to death.AdvertisementsWhy? Yu Yu widened his eyes and looked at her.Because he finished eating all the biscuits in front of his neck, and he was too lazy to turn it aroundHahahahahaha. The corners of her lips twitched as she watched Yu Yu laughing like an idiot. This person's sense of humor was hard to define.His laughter made her smile subconsciously as well. This was perhaps the happiest meal she had most recently.Shu Shu finished eating, and rubbed her stomach without caring about her image, That's it, I'm leaving, I have other things to do.What other things do you have to do?I want to open a shop.Huh?I said, I want to open a shop!Yu Yu showed an expression of disbelief, You're so lazy, and yet you want to open a shop?Shu Shu rolled her eyes, I'll let you come to see it when it opensAdvertisementsOpening a shop wasn't an easy task. From transferring all goods in the shop to renovating, step by step, all of it needed time and effort.Shu Shu found a shop, then drew a design herself. She then passed it to the renovation company. Her own shop was her heart and soul. Every nook and cranny inside was all planned thoroughly.Then it was about renovation. During this time, Shu Shu was invited for something else. An interview, but it was a simple one. She didn't need to show her face and it would be published in the magazine.The interview would be held at a coffee shop. When Shu Shu arrived, two people from the magazine company were already there. A man and a female. The man's face was calm but the young lady was excited. When she pushed the door and was about to enter, she heard her speak to the person next to her,So excited, so excited, when will Xiu Shu Da Da come! Aaah! I want to meet Da Da so badly!The man caressed the excited young lady. His tone was stern and resigned, Sit down, you'll know how she looks when she arrives!Shu Shu smiled and walked over, Is this ** magazine?XiuXiuXiu Shu Da Da? The young lady's eyes grew round and looked at her with a face of disbelief.The man beside her stood up and put out his hand, Hello, ** magazine Min Song.Shu Shu also put out her hand, Hello, I am Xiu Shu.The man didn't introduce his position, but Shu Shu knew that he must have a pretty high position. Or he could possibly be the magazine company's person-in-charge.AdvertisementsThe young lady excitedly put out her hand, Xiu Shu Da Da, hello, I am the magazine company's intern reporter. My name is Yi Tian!Shu Shu grabbed her hand with a smile. This young lady was the same as her name, being very sweet2.Let's start. Min Song cut off Yi Tian's deep stare at Shu Shu, and signaled her.Xiu Shu Da Da, weDuring the whole process, it was the young lady who posed the questions. Min Song only listened silently. He didn't look like he was here for the interview, but to hold the atmosphere.Shu Shu's attitude was pretty good as well. She was always kind to this type of person who did not have much complicated thoughts. They treated her with kindness, so she would naturally return the same kindness.Alright, thank you Xiu Shu Da Da for giving us your time to accept our magazine's interview. This is a present our company has prepared for Da Da. We hope you will like it.Shu Shu accepted it with a smile. The young lady took out a book and let her sign on it, before leaving with Min Song.Shu Shu saw how happy and delighted she was when she got the book. Min Song caressed her hair, doting on her.Both of them slowly disappeared in the distance. She sat quietly for a little longer, and then stood up slowly.Hey, what is this? Yu Yu, who was heading back, ran towards her and asked.This is a present and this is a dessert, you want to eat it?Yu Yu quickly shook his head, I don't eat this kind of sweet stuff!Shu Shu rolled her eyes and didn't say anything. As a female who always stayed at home all day and had stringent standards for her body shape, how could she eat such sweet things?Come up to eat later tonight? When they arrived at the fourth floor, Yu Yu invited her.Shu Shu shook her head, It's fine, I can just eat the dessert. I'm not that hungryWhat's wrong? Yu Yu bent down and put his face in front of her. A pair of big eyes looked at her with all seriousness.Pfft Shu Shu let out a laugh, and then said,Nothing, it's nothing big, I'm just faking it.You still know yourself that you're faking it? Yu Yu smiled devilishly.Scram!.As she was lying on the bed rolling left and right unable to sleep, the 250 upstairs sent her a message.250 Upstairs: I'm going to do a show tomorrow, I'll be back in two days. Don't expect me to cookShu Shu replied with a Oh. Then the phone rang again. Yu Yu scrolled his phone and laughed heartily, before sending a message with these words written,250 Upstairs: Don't think about me too much~250 Downstairs: /smile, you're thinking too much250 Upstairs: Don't deny it,250 Downstairs: Dead fish, don't be cheap! /waves hand250 Upstairs: Broken book, can you be more gentle250 Downstairs: Pic Break off, you this Shou!250 Upstairs: Pic The person declined your message, and touched your chest, then said, f*ck, flat chest!Shu Shu glared angrily, then replied with a picture from the same series,250 Downstairs: The person declined your message, and touched your chest. The sensation was bad and then ** youAfter she sent this picture and prepared to insult each other, she received his message.250 Upstairs: ComeShu Shu:
