Chapter 118: 114 Come on, be crazy!!
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Tanaka Jiro, 28 years old, with a spouse
Wife Suella Handelberg
Memory Tris
Occupation Dungeon Tester (full-time)
Magical aptitude nine (quasi-magical grade)
Post Warriors
Waiting for the telephonic call, with a ringing sound in my head that reminds me of the phone ringing a generation ago.
"This is Suela.
"Oh, Suela?
It was only a few seconds of waiting, but the time spent waiting for Suela to leave, trying to escape the reality that her mother's intuition was no longer in the realm of future prediction, and trying not to see her lover's parents gathered in front of her, would have been short in real terms, but it was long in substance.
'Jiro-san? I'm sorry, I'm busy, I'll call you back later if you're not in a hurry.
You'll be able to get a lot more information about the company.
I'm sure you'll be able to find out more about this in the future.
Your tone is a little fast.
Maybe you're trying to make time for today's discussion.
But it would be bad enough not to tell you what's going on, so I'll just make it quick.
"Yeah, it's nothing urgent, but Suela's parents are in the store at Memoria right now. I didn't think it would be a good idea not to tell Suera.
I don't know why.
There shouldn't be any noise in the telephonic speech, but I thought I heard Suela hit something loudly over the telephonic speech.
...... Is my father here?
"Oh, and someone who calls himself Grandfather? Suela? Suela?
Also, Suela's mother wanted to continue with the story, but the telephonic tale was cut off before she got there.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to have the same thing happen to you.
So even if you know you're off, you can call back as if you were on the phone, but the answer is naturally silence.
I wonder if he was that busy, but I can't leave it that way forever.
I'm going to have to face reality.
I shift my gaze and there is a smiling Smilasta who has been waiting for me to finish the call.
"Here you go. Uh, Mr. Smilasta?
No, no, I'm not waiting for much. And you can call me Mom or Stepmother, please.
"Ah! No fair! That's what I asked for first! Hey, groom! Call me stepmother!
Mmm.
"Whoa! This is no time for fighting, son! That vampire is about to give his son-in-law his first father-in-law's name! Get the hell out of here!
"I'm not done talking, okay. Okay, please don't kick me!
Where the hell did the quiet time go?
I thought that quiet was as good as quiet, but this state of being Prince Shotoku is also very difficult to handle.
One word from me causes everyone but Memoria to react.
Now how will we settle this?
If I just changed the name, it would make it all go away.
The problem is how to keep things contained without getting in the way.
If I mentioned Memoria's parents first, it might make Suera's parents uncomfortable.
While you're wondering what to do, ostensibly with a vague smile, there's something noisy outside the store.
The store has been mingling with various voices since a while ago, but it's not so noisy as to be noisy.
If you listen carefully, your strengthened body will pick up the sounds as well.
What's going on? As you pause for a moment, the sounds become clearer.
"Hey! Lois got run over!
You're stuck in the wall. ...... MEDIC! Mehmedic!
"Oh, man, he's having a weird cramp!
"Hey there, devil! You get your right foot and I'll get my left foot!
Based on the commotion that can be heard on the other side of the gradually approaching explosion, it seems that something like a traffic accident has occurred.
A traffic accident on the road to a fantastic underground facility?
I'm not sure if it was a dragon that went out of control or not, and from the content of the story, I decided that it's none of my business.
I'm sure that this sound of explosions will continue to pass through the store.
I thought so, but this sound of explosions was related to me.
The sound didn't pass by, but I heard a screeching sound outside the store, and then I heard
"What are you doing?
"Hugos!
"Gofo!"?
"Oh dear.
Suela, in a suit, came in like a flash of light and performed a spectacular cartwheel.
I stopped for a moment to think as she kicked two male dark elves in the back of the head in a horizontal line, unleashed from her beautiful legs.
The power was suppressed, but put enough power into it to make you lean forward.
There was a hard sound, too, and I worried for the two men who crouched down and held their bruised heads.
"Well, are you okay?
"Hahahahaha, it's all right, son-in-law.
"Mmm, nice spinning kick, even for my granddaughter.
Also, my name is Jiro Tanaka, nice to meet you.
Yeah, Suella told me. I'm my father, Myt Handelberg, and this is
This is my grandfather, Muille Hendelberg. It's a pleasure to meet you, son-in-law!
I called out to them because they didn't look okay, but maybe these two are just as sturdy as I thought they were.
I'm sure you'll be able to find a way to make the most out of your time with the help of your friends and family.
Then you look next to me.
Maybe I'm seeing something rare.
Sitting on my hands and being lectured by Suela.
"Suela, you're not your only body right now, okay? Don't do such strenuous exercise.
"But
"But not but! What if there's an eventuality! Do you understand?
"Yes.
How that happened is nothing.
Perhaps Suela had come rushing in to lecture the family on how to act without their knowledge.
If it had been her normal body, it would have been fine, but now she was carrying a child.
That situation was a problem.
Dark elves care for their children.
As if to embody those words, the calm expression on her face changed as if to shed it, and there was Smilasta lecturing Suela with a devilish look on her face.
The action after that was swift.
After kicking past the two men, Suela tried to move into a sermon, but Ms. Smilasta moved behind Suela as if to control her.
You can find a number of different types of shoes and boots in the marketplace, but you can also find a number of different types of shoes and boots that are available in the marketplace.
"Sit here, Suela, sit up straight.
He uttered a cold word.
It's a conditioned reflex.
You have to be sure that you have offended someone who should not be offended, and with that word, Suela immediately sat upright on the floor to create the scene you see now.
It's a very good idea to be able to have a good idea of what you want to do with it.
You'll be able to get the most out of it.
You'll be able to find a lot of opportunities to learn that they are parent and child in some strange way.
It's time for you to stop lecturing me, Sumi. You have to listen to your son-in-law's story first.
I'm sorry that I got caught up in the blood of the dark elves. I'm sorry.
The blood of the dark elves is terrible.
It was enough to make me swear that I would never offend my mother-in-law, but fortunately, Suela was here too, and we managed to get things under control.
Now, all you have to do is ask for permission to get married.
Let's go with good grace when we come this far.
What?
Just as I was about to do so, my phone beeps at an inopportune moment.
A drop of cold sweat runs down my back and my body reacts.
It's not a bad premonition, but I look at the screen of my phone with a confident hunch.
Mom.
Sure enough, the call was my mom.
I wonder why the timing was so bad, but this was probably the best timing for her.
I think that decision was correct, but I couldn't ignore it and turned to Suela and Memoria's parents and was prompted by their eyes to come in.
"Excuse me for a moment. ...... Hello.
Take advantage of the action and press the call button.
"Oh! I'm connected! I thought you were going to ignore this because of you, but my instincts are fading, too.
I knew it from the display, but it was still my mother.
"Don't worry, she's not fading, she's just fine. I'm calling at this time. If it was my mom, she'd say she was on her way.
'You know what I'm talking about, son! After the call with Jiro, I was going to look for a hotel, but I felt like I had to be there. Well, it was worth the effort to pass the time by making Ichiro eat the bucket parfait!
"Dad
If I remember correctly, my dad wasn't that good at sweets.
And yet, this mother followed her instincts and ordered something that took a long time to wait inside the store, even though I told her I'd see her later.
It seems that he was not the one to eat, though.
I always take my hat off to him for his energy, but I feel sorry for my father when I hear the facts of his behavior.
And, this way, no amount of leverage will change her opinion.
You can't help but feel sorry for her.
Huh, give me 30 minutes. I'll be at your door in 30 minutes.
Then I'd better get everyone together, let out a sigh, and hang up.
Now, let's see.
I turn around and all eyes are drawn to the store, which is not small, but not very wide.
"I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm going to go get my parents.
I held back a sigh as I thought I'd get down on my knees to the supervisor before that.
Oh, Suela and Memoria, I'll buy you enough time to put on your makeup, so get ready to go.
I bail to my lover, who suddenly takes out a compact mirror, thinking about this as I leave the memoria store.
You've grown up in a short period of time.
"Is it my imagination that it sounds like I joined a strange company?
What? You know what?
How long do you think I've been your son?
I went to the supervisor's office, prepared to sacrifice my life, and somehow managed to get my parents inside the company.
My mother is patting my back and checking the muscle tone.
Kirika Tanaka, with black hair cut short at the shoulders and eyes like mine.
She's one head shorter than me, but she's powerful enough to make her look taller than she is.
You might want to call her Miss.
She's also a fierce competitor who could pass through the company's wards without any magic tools.
I believe that if you measure your magic aptitude value you'll see a hell of a number.
And don't stay too far away from it. This place seems to be more special than we thought.
I grabbed my dad by the collar to make sure he wouldn't go away if I took my hand off his collar, while my mom looked around with half-closed eyes.
To me it's everyday life, but to my mother it's extraordinary.
Just by looking around for a moment, a smile similar to a wry smile appears on my face.
Jiro, you're definitely my boy. What's going on here in this happy company?
My mom would have thought it would be fun. I'm just relieved it didn't shake out the way I thought it would. Hey, hey, Dad, you can't be in here.
I know, Jiro. This is a great discovery! There really was an alternate universe! I can't stop being excited! Hey, Jiro, let me take a little picture of you!
And I hate to say it, but this middle-aged, gray-haired, glasses-wearing father with the twinkle in his eye like a child is my father.
Tanaka Ichiro, usually quite feeble in his tone, but when it comes to his domain, he's quite talkative.
His body is such that he can roam the world without risking the frontier.
The body is well-honed and honed to the point where it is able to shave off useless flesh.
But there's a witchcraft tool around this one's neck that serves as a pass.
The way the company's wards shifted my perception of him, it seems my father has no aptitude for magic.
Dismissed! Calm down for a moment, old man.
My dad can't hide his excitement at a passing orc, to a wary mom.
I can respect your parents' ability to adapt, but I wish they were a little quieter now.
I can't stop staring at my coworkers.
Yeah, come here.
I felt uncomfortable, though not quite like a needle, and started walking with them in tow.
As expected, I'm not allowed to let an outsider, even if he is my relative, into the underground facility.
We're not going to the underground facility, but to the room where I had my interview.
It's soundproofed, partly because it's a room for the outside world.
Good for this story, too.
I'll contact Suela and Memoria, and their relatives should be there as well.
"So Jiro, what was this girl you found out about? Talk to your mother.
Have fun with it.
What, are you the kind of kid who can't tell?
I'm not saying that. I just want you to meet my mother without any prior information.
Hmm, you want me to find out with my own eyes? That's how confident you are. My son looks like he's got a pretty good girl.
Half right and half wrong, but all I can tell you is that my lover is not a person, as the appearance of this company would suggest.
"What's that?
You'll know it when you see it, and I'm telling you, Mom, keep your father's hand on it. Don't let him get loose and go into the wrong place.
It's a long way from here, but my dad could easily get lost and end up in a dungeon if he takes his eyes off the road.
That would be quite troublesome, so I'm always watching for my father with my presence.
I know that. Look, Ichiro, this way, not that way!
"Ah! My unknown!
My mom teases me on the way there, but I let it slide.
After all, I'm going to tell you that you're two-timing her.
I'm sure she knows, but I'll keep the information to the limit.
And it's a short walk to the end.
"This is it? There seems to be a lot of signs, do you have a big family over there?
You'll know it when you get in.
Finally, my heart thumps hard at the parents' meeting.
Slowly, I knock on the door.
"Come in.
I heard Suela's voice and slowly opened the door.
Tanaka Jiro, twenty-eight years old, with a spouse
Wife Suella Handelberg
Memory Tris
Occupation Dungeon Tester (full-time)
Magical aptitude nine (quasi-magical grade)
Post Warriors
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Tanaka Jiro, 28 years old, with a spouse
Wife Suella Handelberg
Memory Tris
Occupation Dungeon Tester (full-time)
Magical aptitude nine (quasi-magical grade)
Post Warriors
Waiting for the telephonic call, with a ringing sound in my head that reminds me of the phone ringing a generation ago.
"This is Suela.
"Oh, Suela?
It was only a few seconds of waiting, but the time spent waiting for Suela to leave, trying to escape the reality that her mother's intuition was no longer in the realm of future prediction, and trying not to see her lover's parents gathered in front of her, would have been short in real terms, but it was long in substance.
'Jiro-san? I'm sorry, I'm busy, I'll call you back later if you're not in a hurry.
You'll be able to get a lot more information about the company.
I'm sure you'll be able to find out more about this in the future.
Your tone is a little fast.
Maybe you're trying to make time for today's discussion.
But it would be bad enough not to tell you what's going on, so I'll just make it quick.
"Yeah, it's nothing urgent, but Suela's parents are in the store at Memoria right now. I didn't think it would be a good idea not to tell Suera.
I don't know why.
There shouldn't be any noise in the telephonic speech, but I thought I heard Suela hit something loudly over the telephonic speech.
...... Is my father here?
"Oh, and someone who calls himself Grandfather? Suela? Suela?
Also, Suela's mother wanted to continue with the story, but the telephonic tale was cut off before she got there.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to have the same thing happen to you.
So even if you know you're off, you can call back as if you were on the phone, but the answer is naturally silence.
I wonder if he was that busy, but I can't leave it that way forever.
I'm going to have to face reality.
I shift my gaze and there is a smiling Smilasta who has been waiting for me to finish the call.
"Here you go. Uh, Mr. Smilasta?
No, no, I'm not waiting for much. And you can call me Mom or Stepmother, please.
"Ah! No fair! That's what I asked for first! Hey, groom! Call me stepmother!
Mmm.
"Whoa! This is no time for fighting, son! That vampire is about to give his son-in-law his first father-in-law's name! Get the hell out of here!
"I'm not done talking, okay. Okay, please don't kick me!
Where the hell did the quiet time go?
I thought that quiet was as good as quiet, but this state of being Prince Shotoku is also very difficult to handle.
One word from me causes everyone but Memoria to react.
Now how will we settle this?
If I just changed the name, it would make it all go away.
The problem is how to keep things contained without getting in the way.
If I mentioned Memoria's parents first, it might make Suera's parents uncomfortable.
While you're wondering what to do, ostensibly with a vague smile, there's something noisy outside the store.
The store has been mingling with various voices since a while ago, but it's not so noisy as to be noisy.
If you listen carefully, your strengthened body will pick up the sounds as well.
What's going on? As you pause for a moment, the sounds become clearer.
"Hey! Lois got run over!
You're stuck in the wall. ...... MEDIC! Mehmedic!
"Oh, man, he's having a weird cramp!
"Hey there, devil! You get your right foot and I'll get my left foot!
Based on the commotion that can be heard on the other side of the gradually approaching explosion, it seems that something like a traffic accident has occurred.
A traffic accident on the road to a fantastic underground facility?
I'm not sure if it was a dragon that went out of control or not, and from the content of the story, I decided that it's none of my business.
I'm sure that this sound of explosions will continue to pass through the store.
I thought so, but this sound of explosions was related to me.
The sound didn't pass by, but I heard a screeching sound outside the store, and then I heard
"What are you doing?
"Hugos!
"Gofo!"?
"Oh dear.
Suela, in a suit, came in like a flash of light and performed a spectacular cartwheel.
I stopped for a moment to think as she kicked two male dark elves in the back of the head in a horizontal line, unleashed from her beautiful legs.
The power was suppressed, but put enough power into it to make you lean forward.
There was a hard sound, too, and I worried for the two men who crouched down and held their bruised heads.
"Well, are you okay?
"Hahahahaha, it's all right, son-in-law.
"Mmm, nice spinning kick, even for my granddaughter.
Also, my name is Jiro Tanaka, nice to meet you.
Yeah, Suella told me. I'm my father, Myt Handelberg, and this is
This is my grandfather, Muille Hendelberg. It's a pleasure to meet you, son-in-law!
I called out to them because they didn't look okay, but maybe these two are just as sturdy as I thought they were.
I'm sure you'll be able to find a way to make the most out of your time with the help of your friends and family.
Then you look next to me.
Maybe I'm seeing something rare.
Sitting on my hands and being lectured by Suela.
"Suela, you're not your only body right now, okay? Don't do such strenuous exercise.
"But
"But not but! What if there's an eventuality! Do you understand?
"Yes.
How that happened is nothing.
Perhaps Suela had come rushing in to lecture the family on how to act without their knowledge.
If it had been her normal body, it would have been fine, but now she was carrying a child.
That situation was a problem.
Dark elves care for their children.
As if to embody those words, the calm expression on her face changed as if to shed it, and there was Smilasta lecturing Suela with a devilish look on her face.
The action after that was swift.
After kicking past the two men, Suela tried to move into a sermon, but Ms. Smilasta moved behind Suela as if to control her.
You can find a number of different types of shoes and boots in the marketplace, but you can also find a number of different types of shoes and boots that are available in the marketplace.
"Sit here, Suela, sit up straight.
He uttered a cold word.
It's a conditioned reflex.
You have to be sure that you have offended someone who should not be offended, and with that word, Suela immediately sat upright on the floor to create the scene you see now.
It's a very good idea to be able to have a good idea of what you want to do with it.
You'll be able to get the most out of it.
You'll be able to find a lot of opportunities to learn that they are parent and child in some strange way.
It's time for you to stop lecturing me, Sumi. You have to listen to your son-in-law's story first.
I'm sorry that I got caught up in the blood of the dark elves. I'm sorry.
The blood of the dark elves is terrible.
It was enough to make me swear that I would never offend my mother-in-law, but fortunately, Suela was here too, and we managed to get things under control.
Now, all you have to do is ask for permission to get married.
Let's go with good grace when we come this far.
What?
Just as I was about to do so, my phone beeps at an inopportune moment.
A drop of cold sweat runs down my back and my body reacts.
It's not a bad premonition, but I look at the screen of my phone with a confident hunch.
Mom.
Sure enough, the call was my mom.
I wonder why the timing was so bad, but this was probably the best timing for her.
I think that decision was correct, but I couldn't ignore it and turned to Suela and Memoria's parents and was prompted by their eyes to come in.
"Excuse me for a moment. ...... Hello.
Take advantage of the action and press the call button.
"Oh! I'm connected! I thought you were going to ignore this because of you, but my instincts are fading, too.
I knew it from the display, but it was still my mother.
"Don't worry, she's not fading, she's just fine. I'm calling at this time. If it was my mom, she'd say she was on her way.
'You know what I'm talking about, son! After the call with Jiro, I was going to look for a hotel, but I felt like I had to be there. Well, it was worth the effort to pass the time by making Ichiro eat the bucket parfait!
"Dad
If I remember correctly, my dad wasn't that good at sweets.
And yet, this mother followed her instincts and ordered something that took a long time to wait inside the store, even though I told her I'd see her later.
It seems that he was not the one to eat, though.
I always take my hat off to him for his energy, but I feel sorry for my father when I hear the facts of his behavior.
And, this way, no amount of leverage will change her opinion.
You can't help but feel sorry for her.
Huh, give me 30 minutes. I'll be at your door in 30 minutes.
Then I'd better get everyone together, let out a sigh, and hang up.
Now, let's see.
I turn around and all eyes are drawn to the store, which is not small, but not very wide.
"I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm going to go get my parents.
I held back a sigh as I thought I'd get down on my knees to the supervisor before that.
Oh, Suela and Memoria, I'll buy you enough time to put on your makeup, so get ready to go.
I bail to my lover, who suddenly takes out a compact mirror, thinking about this as I leave the memoria store.
You've grown up in a short period of time.
"Is it my imagination that it sounds like I joined a strange company?
What? You know what?
How long do you think I've been your son?
I went to the supervisor's office, prepared to sacrifice my life, and somehow managed to get my parents inside the company.
My mother is patting my back and checking the muscle tone.
Kirika Tanaka, with black hair cut short at the shoulders and eyes like mine.
She's one head shorter than me, but she's powerful enough to make her look taller than she is.
You might want to call her Miss.
She's also a fierce competitor who could pass through the company's wards without any magic tools.
I believe that if you measure your magic aptitude value you'll see a hell of a number.
And don't stay too far away from it. This place seems to be more special than we thought.
I grabbed my dad by the collar to make sure he wouldn't go away if I took my hand off his collar, while my mom looked around with half-closed eyes.
To me it's everyday life, but to my mother it's extraordinary.
Just by looking around for a moment, a smile similar to a wry smile appears on my face.
Jiro, you're definitely my boy. What's going on here in this happy company?
My mom would have thought it would be fun. I'm just relieved it didn't shake out the way I thought it would. Hey, hey, Dad, you can't be in here.
I know, Jiro. This is a great discovery! There really was an alternate universe! I can't stop being excited! Hey, Jiro, let me take a little picture of you!
And I hate to say it, but this middle-aged, gray-haired, glasses-wearing father with the twinkle in his eye like a child is my father.
Tanaka Ichiro, usually quite feeble in his tone, but when it comes to his domain, he's quite talkative.
His body is such that he can roam the world without risking the frontier.
The body is well-honed and honed to the point where it is able to shave off useless flesh.
But there's a witchcraft tool around this one's neck that serves as a pass.
The way the company's wards shifted my perception of him, it seems my father has no aptitude for magic.
Dismissed! Calm down for a moment, old man.
My dad can't hide his excitement at a passing orc, to a wary mom.
I can respect your parents' ability to adapt, but I wish they were a little quieter now.
I can't stop staring at my coworkers.
Yeah, come here.
I felt uncomfortable, though not quite like a needle, and started walking with them in tow.
As expected, I'm not allowed to let an outsider, even if he is my relative, into the underground facility.
We're not going to the underground facility, but to the room where I had my interview.
It's soundproofed, partly because it's a room for the outside world.
Good for this story, too.
I'll contact Suela and Memoria, and their relatives should be there as well.
"So Jiro, what was this girl you found out about? Talk to your mother.
Have fun with it.
What, are you the kind of kid who can't tell?
I'm not saying that. I just want you to meet my mother without any prior information.
Hmm, you want me to find out with my own eyes? That's how confident you are. My son looks like he's got a pretty good girl.
Half right and half wrong, but all I can tell you is that my lover is not a person, as the appearance of this company would suggest.
"What's that?
You'll know it when you see it, and I'm telling you, Mom, keep your father's hand on it. Don't let him get loose and go into the wrong place.
It's a long way from here, but my dad could easily get lost and end up in a dungeon if he takes his eyes off the road.
That would be quite troublesome, so I'm always watching for my father with my presence.
I know that. Look, Ichiro, this way, not that way!
"Ah! My unknown!
My mom teases me on the way there, but I let it slide.
After all, I'm going to tell you that you're two-timing her.
I'm sure she knows, but I'll keep the information to the limit.
And it's a short walk to the end.
"This is it? There seems to be a lot of signs, do you have a big family over there?
You'll know it when you get in.
Finally, my heart thumps hard at the parents' meeting.
Slowly, I knock on the door.
"Come in.
I heard Suela's voice and slowly opened the door.
Tanaka Jiro, twenty-eight years old, with a spouse
Wife Suella Handelberg
Memory Tris
Occupation Dungeon Tester (full-time)
Magical aptitude nine (quasi-magical grade)
Post Warriors
Word of the Day
If you've made it this far, push on!
Tanaka Jiro, 28 years old, with a spouseWife Suella HandelbergMemory TrisOccupation Dungeon Tester full-timeMagical aptitude nine quasi-magical gradePost WarriorsWaiting for the telephonic call, with a ringing sound in my head that reminds me of the phone ringing a generation ago."This is Suela."Oh, Suela?It was only a few seconds of waiting, but the time spent waiting for Suela to leave, trying to escape the reality that her mother's intuition was no longer in the realm of future prediction, and trying not to see her lover's parents gathered in front of her, would have been short in real terms, but it was long in substance.'Jiro-san?I'm sorry, I'm busy, I'll call you back later if you're not in a hurry.You'll be able to get a lot more information about the company.I'm sure you'll be able to find out more about this in the future.Your tone is a little fast.Maybe you're trying to make time for today's discussion.But it would be bad enough not to tell you what's going on, so I'll just make it quick."Yeah, it's nothing urgent, but Suela's parents are in the store at Memoria right now. I didn't think it would be a good idea not to tell Suera.I don't know why.There shouldn't be any noise in the telephonic speech, but I thought I heard Suela hit something loudly over the telephonic speech....... Is my father here?"Oh, and someone who calls himself Grandfather?Suela?Suela?Also, Suela's mother wanted to continue with the story, but the telephonic tale was cut off before she got there.I'm not sure if it's a good idea to have the same thing happen to you.So even if you know you're off, you can call back as if you were on the phone, but the answer is naturally silence.I wonder if he was that busy, but I can't leave it that way forever.I'm going to have to face reality.I shift my gaze and there is a smiling Smilasta who has been waiting for me to finish the call."Here you go. Uh, Mr. Smilasta?No, no, I'm not waiting for much. And you can call me Mom or Stepmother, please."Ah! No fair!That's what I asked for first!Hey, groom!Call me stepmother!Mmm."Whoa!This is no time for fighting, son!That vampire is about to give his son-in-law his first father-in-law's name!Get the hell out of here!"I'm not done talking, okay. Okay, please don't kick me!Where the hell did the quiet time go?I thought that quiet was as good as quiet, but this state of being Prince Shotoku is also very difficult to handle.One word from me causes everyone but Memoria to react.Now how will we settle this?If I just changed the name, it would make it all go away.The problem is how to keep things contained without getting in the way.If I mentioned Memoria's parents first, it might make Suera's parents uncomfortable.While you're wondering what to do, ostensibly with a vague smile, there's something noisy outside the store.The store has been mingling with various voices since a while ago, but it's not so noisy as to be noisy.If you listen carefully, your strengthened body will pick up the sounds as well.What's going on? As you pause for a moment, the sounds become clearer."Hey!Lois got run over!You're stuck in the wall. ...... MEDIC!Mehmedic!"Oh, man, he's having a weird cramp!"Hey there, devil!You get your right foot and I'll get my left foot!Based on the commotion that can be heard on the other side of the gradually approaching explosion, it seems that something like a traffic accident has occurred.A traffic accident on the road to a fantastic underground facility?I'm not sure if it was a dragon that went out of control or not, and from the content of the story, I decided that it's none of my business.I'm sure that this sound of explosions will continue to pass through the store.I thought so, but this sound of explosions was related to me.The sound didn't pass by, but I heard a screeching sound outside the store, and then I heard"What are you doing?"Hugos!"Gofo!"?"Oh dear.Suela, in a suit, came in like a flash of light and performed a spectacular cartwheel.I stopped for a moment to think as she kicked two male dark elves in the back of the head in a horizontal line, unleashed from her beautiful legs.The power was suppressed, but put enough power into it to make you lean forward.There was a hard sound, too, and I worried for the two men who crouched down and held their bruised heads."Well, are you okay?"Hahahahaha, it's all right, son-in-law."Mmm, nice spinning kick, even for my granddaughter.Also, my name is Jiro Tanaka, nice to meet you.Yeah, Suella told me. I'm my father, Myt Handelberg, and this isThis is my grandfather, Muille Hendelberg. It's a pleasure to meet you, son-in-law!I called out to them because they didn't look okay, but maybe these two are just as sturdy as I thought they were.I'm sure you'll be able to find a way to make the most out of your time with the help of your friends and family.Then you look next to me.Maybe I'm seeing something rare.Sitting on my hands and being lectured by Suela."Suela, you're not your only body right now, okay?Don't do such strenuous exercise."But"But not but!What if there's an eventuality!Do you understand?"Yes.How that happened is nothing.Perhaps Suela had come rushing in to lecture the family on how to act without their knowledge.If it had been her normal body, it would have been fine, but now she was carrying a child.That situation was a problem.Dark elves care for their children.As if to embody those words, the calm expression on her face changed as if to shed it, and there was Smilasta lecturing Suela with a devilish look on her face.The action after that was swift.After kicking past the two men, Suela tried to move into a sermon, but Ms. Smilasta moved behind Suela as if to control her.You can find a number of different types of shoes and boots in the marketplace, but you can also find a number of different types of shoes and boots that are available in the marketplace."Sit here, Suela, sit up straight.He uttered a cold word.It's a conditioned reflex.You have to be sure that you have offended someone who should not be offended, and with that word, Suela immediately sat upright on the floor to create the scene you see now.It's a very good idea to be able to have a good idea of what you want to do with it.You'll be able to get the most out of it.You'll be able to find a lot of opportunities to learn that they are parent and child in some strange way.It's time for you to stop lecturing me, Sumi. You have to listen to your son-in-law's story first.I'm sorry that I got caught up in the blood of the dark elves. I'm sorry.The blood of the dark elves is terrible.It was enough to make me swear that I would never offend my mother-in-law, but fortunately, Suela was here too, and we managed to get things under control.Now, all you have to do is ask for permission to get married.Let's go with good grace when we come this far.What?Just as I was about to do so, my phone beeps at an inopportune moment.A drop of cold sweat runs down my back and my body reacts.It's not a bad premonition, but I look at the screen of my phone with a confident hunch.Mom.Sure enough, the call was my mom.I wonder why the timing was so bad, but this was probably the best timing for her.I think that decision was correct, but I couldn't ignore it and turned to Suela and Memoria's parents and was prompted by their eyes to come in."Excuse me for a moment. ...... Hello.Take advantage of the action and press the call button."Oh!I'm connected! I thought you were going to ignore this because of you, but my instincts are fading, too.I knew it from the display, but it was still my mother."Don't worry, she's not fading, she's just fine. I'm calling at this time. If it was my mom, she'd say she was on her way.'You know what I'm talking about, son!After the call with Jiro, I was going to look for a hotel, but I felt like I had to be there. Well, it was worth the effort to pass the time by making Ichiro eat the bucket parfait!"DadIf I remember correctly, my dad wasn't that good at sweets.And yet, this mother followed her instincts and ordered something that took a long time to wait inside the store, even though I told her I'd see her later.It seems that he was not the one to eat, though.I always take my hat off to him for his energy, but I feel sorry for my father when I hear the facts of his behavior.And, this way, no amount of leverage will change her opinion.You can't help but feel sorry for her.Huh, give me 30 minutes. I'll be at your door in 30 minutes.Then I'd better get everyone together, let out a sigh, and hang up.Now, let's see.I turn around and all eyes are drawn to the store, which is not small, but not very wide."I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm going to go get my parents.I held back a sigh as I thought I'd get down on my knees to the supervisor before that.Oh, Suela and Memoria, I'll buy you enough time to put on your makeup, so get ready to go.I bail to my lover, who suddenly takes out a compact mirror, thinking about this as I leave the memoria store.You've grown up in a short period of time."Is it my imagination that it sounds like I joined a strange company?What? You know what?How long do you think I've been your son?I went to the supervisor's office, prepared to sacrifice my life, and somehow managed to get my parents inside the company.My mother is patting my back and checking the muscle tone.Kirika Tanaka, with black hair cut short at the shoulders and eyes like mine.She's one head shorter than me, but she's powerful enough to make her look taller than she is.You might want to call her Miss.She's also a fierce competitor who could pass through the company's wards without any magic tools.I believe that if you measure your magic aptitude value you'll see a hell of a number.And don't stay too far away from it. This place seems to be more special than we thought.I grabbed my dad by the collar to make sure he wouldn't go away if I took my hand off his collar, while my mom looked around with half-closed eyes.To me it's everyday life, but to my mother it's extraordinary.Just by looking around for a moment, a smile similar to a wry smile appears on my face.Jiro, you're definitely my boy. What's going on here in this happy company?My mom would have thought it would be fun. I'm just relieved it didn't shake out the way I thought it would. Hey, hey, Dad, you can't be in here.I know, Jiro. This is a great discovery!There really was an alternate universe!I can't stop being excited!Hey, Jiro, let me take a little picture of you!And I hate to say it, but this middle-aged, gray-haired, glasses-wearing father with the twinkle in his eye like a child is my father.Tanaka Ichiro, usually quite feeble in his tone, but when it comes to his domain, he's quite talkative.His body is such that he can roam the world without risking the frontier.The body is well-honed and honed to the point where it is able to shave off useless flesh.But there's a witchcraft tool around this one's neck that serves as a pass.The way the company's wards shifted my perception of him, it seems my father has no aptitude for magic.Dismissed! Calm down for a moment, old man.My dad can't hide his excitement at a passing orc, to a wary mom.I can respect your parents' ability to adapt, but I wish they were a little quieter now.I can't stop staring at my coworkers.Yeah, come here.I felt uncomfortable, though not quite like a needle, and started walking with them in tow.As expected, I'm not allowed to let an outsider, even if he is my relative, into the underground facility.We're not going to the underground facility, but to the room where I had my interview.It's soundproofed, partly because it's a room for the outside world.Good for this story, too.I'll contact Suela and Memoria, and their relatives should be there as well."So Jiro, what was this girl you found out about?Talk to your mother.Have fun with it.What, are you the kind of kid who can't tell?I'm not saying that. I just want you to meet my mother without any prior information.Hmm, you want me to find out with my own eyes?That's how confident you are. My son looks like he's got a pretty good girl.Half right and half wrong, but all I can tell you is that my lover is not a person, as the appearance of this company would suggest."What's that?You'll know it when you see it, and I'm telling you, Mom, keep your father's hand on it. Don't let him get loose and go into the wrong place.It's a long way from here, but my dad could easily get lost and end up in a dungeon if he takes his eyes off the road.That would be quite troublesome, so I'm always watching for my father with my presence.I know that. Look, Ichiro, this way, not that way!"Ah!My unknown!My mom teases me on the way there, but I let it slide.After all, I'm going to tell you that you're two-timing her.I'm sure she knows, but I'll keep the information to the limit.And it's a short walk to the end."This is it?There seems to be a lot of signs, do you have a big family over there?You'll know it when you get in.Finally, my heart thumps hard at the parents' meeting.Slowly, I knock on the door."Come in.I heard Suela's voice and slowly opened the door.Tanaka Jiro, twenty-eight years old, with a spouseWife Suella HandelbergMemory TrisOccupation Dungeon Tester full-timeMagical aptitude nine quasi-magical gradePost WarriorsWord of the DayIf you've made it this far, push on!
