Chapter 40: 37 This is called global... Is it okay?
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Tanaka Jiro, 28 years old, single
Her Suela Hendelberg
Memory Tris
Occupation Dungeon Tester (full-time) + Recruiter
Magical aptitude 8 (general class)
Post Warriors
After finishing the dungeon, I was alone in the party room to finish the accounting and report, which is called "remaining work".
I'm fortunate enough to be able to smoke at work, but it's hard to smoke in the office, even if it's at the Kaido, as it's hard to smoke with other members around, so I can only smoke continuously when I'm working alone like this, with an ashtray on my desk.
I don't have a lot of lights on in the room because of the time constraints.
I'm a master at typing on the keyboard and thinking about the content of a document is just a matter of holding down what I felt today, reading it and making improvements.
It goes without saying, but this job requires a lot of imagination.
In the first few months of this job, I've been doing it again and again and again, and the improvement suggestions are stuck in a rut, and I keep coming up with the same patterns.
As a result, I am learning every day.
At my age, I thought it was only in the game industry that I could think of fantasy content.
In the past I would never have imagined that I would be in such a job.
I would never have imagined drinking with a boss who was a skull and a demon.
Hmmm, I'm stuck!
The fingers that had been moving smoothly stop moving with a click.
My mind is clear, but I can't think of a plan for improvement.
The dungeon we were attacking today was the Kiroku's dungeon.
It's a dungeon with mainly golems that we're used to, but we didn't think our improvement plan would kill us when we reached the top 20 of the attack hierarchy.
We didn't think that they would pile up the wall golem and turn it into a trap to kill us.
What we did without the attackers was to break through by concentrating on Kitamiya's firepower.
I'm glad we were able to break through with that this time, but maybe this is just a party improvement plan.
Back to the point, to be honest, it's surprisingly difficult to improve a golem-based dungeon.
At first I thought it would be mechanical and easy to tinker with, but on the other hand, there's too little to play with and there's no room for improvement.
Last time I saw Minami's idea was to develop a golem that could transform and combine.
Kaido is crazy enough to develop a golem that has been taken to the extreme by a human being for assassination.
Does the guy even know he's going to get it?
Masaru is a serious person, which makes his mind even more complicated.
The peaceful look on her face when she is planning the menu for dinner makes me think that her vocation is that of a housewife.
You'll be able to see that he often comes to me to ask my opinion, so I'm sure he's leaning towards the idea of victory.
The dungeons themselves are efficiency oriented, so there are few or no gaps. This is a structure that is based on the premise of a tireless golem, as long as it has magic power. ...... I wish I could come up with a countermeasure for it: ......
Compared to other dungeons, the Kio's dungeon is actually the easiest to map, as it focuses on efficiency.
The Onion King's dungeon is an extended cave structure with many dimly lit, hidden areas and few decent roads, which makes it difficult to map.
In addition, there are only slight differences in the landscape, so even if you are mapping the dungeon, there are a few times when you are misled into taking a different path.
The Immortal King's dungeon is a ghost town, so you haven't been able to get to the dungeon first.
It is different from the golems, which are always chased by undead and undead to return home and utilize their inexhaustible physical strength to advance.
It's a good thing that they are weak against light magic and fire magic due to their race, but when it comes to dealing with that many people, their magic power is definitely not enough.
In contrast, the dungeon of the King of the Machines is a labyrinth, but the roads are well marked and the encounters with the golems are well spaced.
The quality of the individuals is tricky, but it's not currently that tricky.
It's not regimented, but as long as you don't make a mistake in mapping, you won't get lost.
The South has created a way to detect the wall golem by magic flow.
Thanks to this, you won't have to worry about getting lost in the Wall Golem.
"This is where it's going to be changed, right?
The basic structure of the dungeon, perhaps this basic structure is designed to take full advantage of the golem, but doesn't it give us a clue to attack it?
Such questions popped up in my mind one by one.
As you compile your questions into a separate report, a suggestion for improvement will gradually emerge.
As the rhythm of typing starts again, I drop the ashes of my cigarette and compile the report.
Although it is still in the conceptual stage, you feel a sense of satisfaction and finish the report.
You stretch out as if to relax your body, which has been stiffly sitting in a chair.
Is it really that late?
It seems to have taken more time than I expected.
Normally, you would still be awake at this time, but when you see a digital clock that shows the time you could be asleep, you decide to take a bath and go to bed.
But then you suddenly hear something intuitive whispering to you.
By the way, you still haven't cleaned your weapon.
Even if it is a living weapon, it is not a perfect care, although it is lightly wiped.
Normally, I would just throw it away tomorrow, but today I feel like I have to do it.
You go to the armory and step inside to open the case with the mineral tree.
...... Have you changed your mood, my friend?
Before, or rather before this evening's dinner, the shape of the knife was more like a slender knife.
However, the one that was sleeping inside the case looked more like a thicker blade than a kitchen knife, with an elongated hilt, a wavy blade pattern and a shiny black figure that was growing in luster.
This is a subspecies of katana that has evolved unnoticed by this mineral tree.
I think I've caught a glimpse of the origin of this blacksmith's crying.
The handle was comfortable even in its previous state, but now there is a slight absorption sensation.
Even with a slight shake, the handle is easier to use than before, both in terms of its weight and length.
You can't remain aghast that this is worth two million dollars.
It's just a long sword.
We'll be working all night if we don't get on with it.
Leaving the armory with the odd-shaped mineral tree in hand, I lay the cloth down on the cleared table and get to work.
It's fine that I did, but...
"Whew.
"Leader, a big yawn, that is.
Yeah, I was working on the mineral tree, and I've been sleeping late.
What time is it?
"Oh, about an hour?
"It's too early to go to bed, that it is?
Don't mess with you.
The maintenance of the mineral trees took more time than we expected.
Because the structure is different from the previous one, I had to work on many parts of the tree, and it took me many times longer than usual.
Thanks to this, I'm a little sleepy.
Well, it's a trivial matter in an elevated body.
If I had to say
Tense.
That is.
It's probably more serious for Kitamiya, which is simulating a mumbling with papers in front of you.
Today, I'm heading to the labor union to complete the transfer procedures at Kitamiya.
More precisely, we're going to the place where transfers can be discussed over here and over there in the presence of the union.
When I checked with Suela, it seems that there is a special department or room for this purpose, and if you head there, they will take care of it.
But then, why did you tell me to be on my guard?
I have a bad feeling about this, that I do.
When I checked with Suela, she was seriously contemplating exactly what it was, and yet she was still going through the paperwork at hand at high speed, which is just great.
She also said that she would have accompanied him if there were no formalities for the new department.
In this competency-driven company, personality is a secondary consideration.
If I were to extrapolate from Suera's warning.
What do you think it will be like?
"Hmmm... I don't think it's easy, that it is, but how about a man's daughter in a character that isn't here, that it is?
"Does that make Suela serious?
"in the sense that the love interest is B and L-shaped.
It's not a joke.
Isn't it?
This company is unique, for better or worse.
The owner of a giant store selling cursed weapons, a half-stalker dark elf developing a monster that could be called mad, a skull gentleman who turns a magical stick into a serious hunting stick for a yakuza who slays you with a chamberlain blade, and Top of the list is a charismatic demon king who looks like a host but is full of charisma.
As Minami says, she looks like a girl but is a man inside, and it's not surprising that her appearance would lure you into letting your guard down and noticing.
It's a good thing that we're just here to tell you what's going on, so there's no problem in pushing Kitamiya to deal with it.
Are you okay with that, that you are? Kakoi, your hands and feet are moving together, that they are?
"You've been practicing for a while now, haven't you?
"A wizard is a fool, that is, a novelty, that is.
"Ugh! You guys, like it's someone else's business! Take it seriously!
"Hey, hey, don't be that nervous, okay?
"It's important to me! Why can't you have an officer in your place?
I'm busy opening a new department.
When I was moderately cautious and not too nervous about talking to her, Kitamiya got angry with me.
From her point of view, this case is deciding our fate.
The reason why Minami and I are involved in such a fate is that I am the person in charge of the transfer, and Minami is a third party commentator on Kitamiya's feelings from the same woman's point of view.
Minami, you understand your role, don't you?
"Eradicate the rear end, isn't that all we have to do?
You're not shaky.
That's my quality, that it is?
I'm worried.
Apparently, including this air is connected to Kitamiya's tension.
I tried to ease Kitamiya's tension with this, but it seems that it had the opposite effect.
Here it is.
"There's only one sign.
"Does that mean they're not here yet?
"I don't think Nostalfel-san, but I don't think fire clarity can hide her presence. There's no point in hiding anything with her. Maybe she's from the union.
You can see a sign through the door, and you want to show the old me that you can show your cartoonish abilities even in such a trivial place, so you lead the way in.
I'm sorry, I'll be back later at ...... No, I'm sorry, I think I got the wrong room.
I'd like to praise myself for not changing my expression.
My brain refuses to recall the scene after I walked in.
"What are you doing, man?
No, I felt like I saw something I shouldn't have.
"The leader is sweating profusely, that it is?
Ah, well, Kitamiya, it looks like this room is different. Let's go find another room as soon as possible.
And my instincts are ringing the alarm bells.
Get out of here.
"It's right, come on in.
"I hear it's right, that it is, leader.
Well, it says Labor Union on the top plate, too.
"Oh, really?
But it seems to be too late.
All I can hear is a muffled voice through the door, but I know something is approaching.
Before you can react to the sound and think, I'm gripping the doorknob as hard as I can and trying not to open the door.
"Oh, my God, what's going on?
"Southie! The nail! Nail it! And the board!
When I heard that voice through the door, I was releasing my magic with all my might.
Subconsciously, my body, which has always felt that my life is in danger, is telling me to give it all I've got.
My lack of sleep last night is not just blown away, it's blown away!
"You're Jiro-chan at Suela's, right?
"You've got the wrong guy!
"Don't be so shy - I've been contacted by me to ask for advice about your party.
"I only need your thoughts! I have some business to attend to, so I will come back another time.
The offense and defense at the door.
A steady battle between the one who closes and the one who opens the door.
Open the door with all your might and turn your magic power to strengthen your body.
If it were an ordinary doorknob, it would have been broken at the first attack, but this is a maid-in-giant, and even though it looks like an ordinary doorknob, it doesn't care if it has its body strengthened with magic power.
With both hands, you secure the doorknob, then bend down and do your best to hold it down.
Eventually, you can see that he's even activated his yell.
"Huh, I'm going to get serious.
Creepy
I can feel the goosebumps running down my spine.
Avoid!
"Hunzurasha!
I followed my instincts, which I cherish more than anything else since I joined this company.
I'll tell Minami and Kitamiya to avoid them and I'll jump as hard as I can.
I can tell by the signs.
That sturdy giant door with its clasp shattered the wall and flew away.
"Oh, my God, you broke it. I'll have to have someone come back later to fix it.
""............"
Kill the impact while taking a passive role, and slowly accustom your brain to face reality, although you don't want to see it.
First of all, the door, despite the fact that it was shattered and forcibly removed from the wall, is still in its original form and distorted, as expected of a giant product, but it will never be able to take on that role again.
Next, Minami and Kitamiya, although they are falling on their asses, both in their suits and without any apparent injuries.
Their eyes are fixed on a certain point, their mouths open and their expressions tightened.
Now, be prepared for me.
Let's get real.
Slowly, I follow their gaze.
High heels and bristles, net tights and bondage, muscle and iron masks, Cupid-like tattoos on his shoulders--they're all the same.
Yeah, definitely.
I'd like to think I was wrong, but reality is cruel.
--There's a pervert out there who can't be wrong.
Nice to meet you, I'm Bastet, head of the union. Nice to meet you.
He probably winked at it.
How do you know?
That's because I'm getting goose bumps 30% more than I should be.
Pervert!
"Who's a pervert?
You! TPO! I'll forgive the mask, but that outfit is totally out!
Well, if you'll excuse me. These are the formal attire for us incubus.
The shock of the South's ending crumbled, and the rule that incubus equals handsome was now broken.
And now I know what Suera meant.
This was definitely something to keep an eye on.
I'll explain it thoroughly later.
"I'm sorry, yeah, I'm ready. I came here on business. Let's move fast.
"You were being selfish, weren't you? Well, so, I hear you're in trouble with the party members moving on, which one is it?
He looks like a joke, but he takes his job seriously.
He takes me on and gets on with the business.
Honestly, it's a d*mn shame to look straight at it.
The value of the SAN is still being skinned off.
As far as the south is concerned, those values may have been erased, or I'm thinking, "Is that an incubus? That one? And not being able to acknowledge reality.
It's going to take me a while to recover mentally from the collapse of my usual endings.
I'm going to have to let it go for a while.
It's me.
Oh, sweetie. I asked you to prepare a briefing document in advance, do you have one?
"...... Here it is.
I'm going to read it, and Kayla should be here too, so let's go inside and wait.
It seems that this one was somehow able to endure with guts here.
I felt I caught a glimpse of a woman's spirit in the sight of Kitamiya holding out a document with her trembling hand.
To go in or not to go in, that's the question.
It's annoying in a Hamlet way, but if someone doesn't feel embarrassed to enter a locked room with that being, I won't go near that person.
Okay, here we go.
Are you okay?
"I can't leave here for free!
Kitamiya, your competitive spirit is quite something when you get to that point.
Even if you're desperate, I don't know if I can muster the guts in this direction.
I lend a shoulder to Minami and follow Kitamiya as he walks in.
We'll see what happens after that, the snake or ......
Well, at least there's a gay incubus and a pervert out there.
Tanaka Jiro, 28 years old, single.
Her Suela Hendelberg
Memory Tris
Occupation Dungeon Tester (full-time) + Recruiter
Magical aptitude 8 (general class)
Post Warriors
Word of the Day
Since it's another world, I thought I'd see something unusual, but this is the first time I've had a ...... pervert placed in my department.
Is that it?
This staffing makes sense too!
Please report us if you find any errors so we can fix it asap!
Tanaka Jiro, 28 years old, single
Her Suela Hendelberg
Memory Tris
Occupation Dungeon Tester (full-time) + Recruiter
Magical aptitude 8 (general class)
Post Warriors
After finishing the dungeon, I was alone in the party room to finish the accounting and report, which is called "remaining work".
I'm fortunate enough to be able to smoke at work, but it's hard to smoke in the office, even if it's at the Kaido, as it's hard to smoke with other members around, so I can only smoke continuously when I'm working alone like this, with an ashtray on my desk.
I don't have a lot of lights on in the room because of the time constraints.
I'm a master at typing on the keyboard and thinking about the content of a document is just a matter of holding down what I felt today, reading it and making improvements.
It goes without saying, but this job requires a lot of imagination.
In the first few months of this job, I've been doing it again and again and again, and the improvement suggestions are stuck in a rut, and I keep coming up with the same patterns.
As a result, I am learning every day.
At my age, I thought it was only in the game industry that I could think of fantasy content.
In the past I would never have imagined that I would be in such a job.
I would never have imagined drinking with a boss who was a skull and a demon.
Hmmm, I'm stuck!
The fingers that had been moving smoothly stop moving with a click.
My mind is clear, but I can't think of a plan for improvement.
The dungeon we were attacking today was the Kiroku's dungeon.
It's a dungeon with mainly golems that we're used to, but we didn't think our improvement plan would kill us when we reached the top 20 of the attack hierarchy.
We didn't think that they would pile up the wall golem and turn it into a trap to kill us.
What we did without the attackers was to break through by concentrating on Kitamiya's firepower.
I'm glad we were able to break through with that this time, but maybe this is just a party improvement plan.
Back to the point, to be honest, it's surprisingly difficult to improve a golem-based dungeon.
At first I thought it would be mechanical and easy to tinker with, but on the other hand, there's too little to play with and there's no room for improvement.
Last time I saw Minami's idea was to develop a golem that could transform and combine.
Kaido is crazy enough to develop a golem that has been taken to the extreme by a human being for assassination.
Does the guy even know he's going to get it?
Masaru is a serious person, which makes his mind even more complicated.
The peaceful look on her face when she is planning the menu for dinner makes me think that her vocation is that of a housewife.
You'll be able to see that he often comes to me to ask my opinion, so I'm sure he's leaning towards the idea of victory.
The dungeons themselves are efficiency oriented, so there are few or no gaps. This is a structure that is based on the premise of a tireless golem, as long as it has magic power. ...... I wish I could come up with a countermeasure for it: ......
Compared to other dungeons, the Kio's dungeon is actually the easiest to map, as it focuses on efficiency.
The Onion King's dungeon is an extended cave structure with many dimly lit, hidden areas and few decent roads, which makes it difficult to map.
In addition, there are only slight differences in the landscape, so even if you are mapping the dungeon, there are a few times when you are misled into taking a different path.
The Immortal King's dungeon is a ghost town, so you haven't been able to get to the dungeon first.
It is different from the golems, which are always chased by undead and undead to return home and utilize their inexhaustible physical strength to advance.
It's a good thing that they are weak against light magic and fire magic due to their race, but when it comes to dealing with that many people, their magic power is definitely not enough.
In contrast, the dungeon of the King of the Machines is a labyrinth, but the roads are well marked and the encounters with the golems are well spaced.
The quality of the individuals is tricky, but it's not currently that tricky.
It's not regimented, but as long as you don't make a mistake in mapping, you won't get lost.
The South has created a way to detect the wall golem by magic flow.
Thanks to this, you won't have to worry about getting lost in the Wall Golem.
"This is where it's going to be changed, right?
The basic structure of the dungeon, perhaps this basic structure is designed to take full advantage of the golem, but doesn't it give us a clue to attack it?
Such questions popped up in my mind one by one.
As you compile your questions into a separate report, a suggestion for improvement will gradually emerge.
As the rhythm of typing starts again, I drop the ashes of my cigarette and compile the report.
Although it is still in the conceptual stage, you feel a sense of satisfaction and finish the report.
You stretch out as if to relax your body, which has been stiffly sitting in a chair.
Is it really that late?
It seems to have taken more time than I expected.
Normally, you would still be awake at this time, but when you see a digital clock that shows the time you could be asleep, you decide to take a bath and go to bed.
But then you suddenly hear something intuitive whispering to you.
By the way, you still haven't cleaned your weapon.
Even if it is a living weapon, it is not a perfect care, although it is lightly wiped.
Normally, I would just throw it away tomorrow, but today I feel like I have to do it.
You go to the armory and step inside to open the case with the mineral tree.
...... Have you changed your mood, my friend?
Before, or rather before this evening's dinner, the shape of the knife was more like a slender knife.
However, the one that was sleeping inside the case looked more like a thicker blade than a kitchen knife, with an elongated hilt, a wavy blade pattern and a shiny black figure that was growing in luster.
This is a subspecies of katana that has evolved unnoticed by this mineral tree.
I think I've caught a glimpse of the origin of this blacksmith's crying.
The handle was comfortable even in its previous state, but now there is a slight absorption sensation.
Even with a slight shake, the handle is easier to use than before, both in terms of its weight and length.
You can't remain aghast that this is worth two million dollars.
It's just a long sword.
We'll be working all night if we don't get on with it.
Leaving the armory with the odd-shaped mineral tree in hand, I lay the cloth down on the cleared table and get to work.
It's fine that I did, but...
"Whew.
"Leader, a big yawn, that is.
Yeah, I was working on the mineral tree, and I've been sleeping late.
What time is it?
"Oh, about an hour?
"It's too early to go to bed, that it is?
Don't mess with you.
The maintenance of the mineral trees took more time than we expected.
Because the structure is different from the previous one, I had to work on many parts of the tree, and it took me many times longer than usual.
Thanks to this, I'm a little sleepy.
Well, it's a trivial matter in an elevated body.
If I had to say
Tense.
That is.
It's probably more serious for Kitamiya, which is simulating a mumbling with papers in front of you.
Today, I'm heading to the labor union to complete the transfer procedures at Kitamiya.
More precisely, we're going to the place where transfers can be discussed over here and over there in the presence of the union.
When I checked with Suela, it seems that there is a special department or room for this purpose, and if you head there, they will take care of it.
But then, why did you tell me to be on my guard?
I have a bad feeling about this, that I do.
When I checked with Suela, she was seriously contemplating exactly what it was, and yet she was still going through the paperwork at hand at high speed, which is just great.
She also said that she would have accompanied him if there were no formalities for the new department.
In this competency-driven company, personality is a secondary consideration.
If I were to extrapolate from Suera's warning.
What do you think it will be like?
"Hmmm... I don't think it's easy, that it is, but how about a man's daughter in a character that isn't here, that it is?
"Does that make Suela serious?
"in the sense that the love interest is B and L-shaped.
It's not a joke.
Isn't it?
This company is unique, for better or worse.
The owner of a giant store selling cursed weapons, a half-stalker dark elf developing a monster that could be called mad, a skull gentleman who turns a magical stick into a serious hunting stick for a yakuza who slays you with a chamberlain blade, and Top of the list is a charismatic demon king who looks like a host but is full of charisma.
As Minami says, she looks like a girl but is a man inside, and it's not surprising that her appearance would lure you into letting your guard down and noticing.
It's a good thing that we're just here to tell you what's going on, so there's no problem in pushing Kitamiya to deal with it.
Are you okay with that, that you are? Kakoi, your hands and feet are moving together, that they are?
"You've been practicing for a while now, haven't you?
"A wizard is a fool, that is, a novelty, that is.
"Ugh! You guys, like it's someone else's business! Take it seriously!
"Hey, hey, don't be that nervous, okay?
"It's important to me! Why can't you have an officer in your place?
I'm busy opening a new department.
When I was moderately cautious and not too nervous about talking to her, Kitamiya got angry with me.
From her point of view, this case is deciding our fate.
The reason why Minami and I are involved in such a fate is that I am the person in charge of the transfer, and Minami is a third party commentator on Kitamiya's feelings from the same woman's point of view.
Minami, you understand your role, don't you?
"Eradicate the rear end, isn't that all we have to do?
You're not shaky.
That's my quality, that it is?
I'm worried.
Apparently, including this air is connected to Kitamiya's tension.
I tried to ease Kitamiya's tension with this, but it seems that it had the opposite effect.
Here it is.
"There's only one sign.
"Does that mean they're not here yet?
"I don't think Nostalfel-san, but I don't think fire clarity can hide her presence. There's no point in hiding anything with her. Maybe she's from the union.
You can see a sign through the door, and you want to show the old me that you can show your cartoonish abilities even in such a trivial place, so you lead the way in.
I'm sorry, I'll be back later at ...... No, I'm sorry, I think I got the wrong room.
I'd like to praise myself for not changing my expression.
My brain refuses to recall the scene after I walked in.
"What are you doing, man?
No, I felt like I saw something I shouldn't have.
"The leader is sweating profusely, that it is?
Ah, well, Kitamiya, it looks like this room is different. Let's go find another room as soon as possible.
And my instincts are ringing the alarm bells.
Get out of here.
"It's right, come on in.
"I hear it's right, that it is, leader.
Well, it says Labor Union on the top plate, too.
"Oh, really?
But it seems to be too late.
All I can hear is a muffled voice through the door, but I know something is approaching.
Before you can react to the sound and think, I'm gripping the doorknob as hard as I can and trying not to open the door.
"Oh, my God, what's going on?
"Southie! The nail! Nail it! And the board!
When I heard that voice through the door, I was releasing my magic with all my might.
Subconsciously, my body, which has always felt that my life is in danger, is telling me to give it all I've got.
My lack of sleep last night is not just blown away, it's blown away!
"You're Jiro-chan at Suela's, right?
"You've got the wrong guy!
"Don't be so shy - I've been contacted by me to ask for advice about your party.
"I only need your thoughts! I have some business to attend to, so I will come back another time.
The offense and defense at the door.
A steady battle between the one who closes and the one who opens the door.
Open the door with all your might and turn your magic power to strengthen your body.
If it were an ordinary doorknob, it would have been broken at the first attack, but this is a maid-in-giant, and even though it looks like an ordinary doorknob, it doesn't care if it has its body strengthened with magic power.
With both hands, you secure the doorknob, then bend down and do your best to hold it down.
Eventually, you can see that he's even activated his yell.
"Huh, I'm going to get serious.
Creepy
I can feel the goosebumps running down my spine.
Avoid!
"Hunzurasha!
I followed my instincts, which I cherish more than anything else since I joined this company.
I'll tell Minami and Kitamiya to avoid them and I'll jump as hard as I can.
I can tell by the signs.
That sturdy giant door with its clasp shattered the wall and flew away.
"Oh, my God, you broke it. I'll have to have someone come back later to fix it.
""............"
Kill the impact while taking a passive role, and slowly accustom your brain to face reality, although you don't want to see it.
First of all, the door, despite the fact that it was shattered and forcibly removed from the wall, is still in its original form and distorted, as expected of a giant product, but it will never be able to take on that role again.
Next, Minami and Kitamiya, although they are falling on their asses, both in their suits and without any apparent injuries.
Their eyes are fixed on a certain point, their mouths open and their expressions tightened.
Now, be prepared for me.
Let's get real.
Slowly, I follow their gaze.
High heels and bristles, net tights and bondage, muscle and iron masks, Cupid-like tattoos on his shoulders--they're all the same.
Yeah, definitely.
I'd like to think I was wrong, but reality is cruel.
--There's a pervert out there who can't be wrong.
Nice to meet you, I'm Bastet, head of the union. Nice to meet you.
He probably winked at it.
How do you know?
That's because I'm getting goose bumps 30% more than I should be.
Pervert!
"Who's a pervert?
You! TPO! I'll forgive the mask, but that outfit is totally out!
Well, if you'll excuse me. These are the formal attire for us incubus.
The shock of the South's ending crumbled, and the rule that incubus equals handsome was now broken.
And now I know what Suera meant.
This was definitely something to keep an eye on.
I'll explain it thoroughly later.
"I'm sorry, yeah, I'm ready. I came here on business. Let's move fast.
"You were being selfish, weren't you? Well, so, I hear you're in trouble with the party members moving on, which one is it?
He looks like a joke, but he takes his job seriously.
He takes me on and gets on with the business.
Honestly, it's a d*mn shame to look straight at it.
The value of the SAN is still being skinned off.
As far as the south is concerned, those values may have been erased, or I'm thinking, "Is that an incubus? That one? And not being able to acknowledge reality.
It's going to take me a while to recover mentally from the collapse of my usual endings.
I'm going to have to let it go for a while.
It's me.
Oh, sweetie. I asked you to prepare a briefing document in advance, do you have one?
"...... Here it is.
I'm going to read it, and Kayla should be here too, so let's go inside and wait.
It seems that this one was somehow able to endure with guts here.
I felt I caught a glimpse of a woman's spirit in the sight of Kitamiya holding out a document with her trembling hand.
To go in or not to go in, that's the question.
It's annoying in a Hamlet way, but if someone doesn't feel embarrassed to enter a locked room with that being, I won't go near that person.
Okay, here we go.
Are you okay?
"I can't leave here for free!
Kitamiya, your competitive spirit is quite something when you get to that point.
Even if you're desperate, I don't know if I can muster the guts in this direction.
I lend a shoulder to Minami and follow Kitamiya as he walks in.
We'll see what happens after that, the snake or ......
Well, at least there's a gay incubus and a pervert out there.
Tanaka Jiro, 28 years old, single.
Her Suela Hendelberg
Memory Tris
Occupation Dungeon Tester (full-time) + Recruiter
Magical aptitude 8 (general class)
Post Warriors
Word of the Day
Since it's another world, I thought I'd see something unusual, but this is the first time I've had a ...... pervert placed in my department.
Is that it?
This staffing makes sense too!
Tanaka Jiro, 28 years old, singleHer Suela HendelbergMemory TrisOccupation Dungeon Tester full-time + RecruiterMagical aptitude 8 general classPost WarriorsAfter finishing the dungeon, I was alone in the party room to finish the accounting and report, which is called "remaining work".I'm fortunate enough to be able to smoke at work, but it's hard to smoke in the office, even if it's at the Kaido, as it's hard to smoke with other members around, so I can only smoke continuously when I'm working alone like this, with an ashtray on my desk.I don't have a lot of lights on in the room because of the time constraints.I'm a master at typing on the keyboard and thinking about the content of a document is just a matter of holding down what I felt today, reading it and making improvements.It goes without saying, but this job requires a lot of imagination.In the first few months of this job, I've been doing it again and again and again, and the improvement suggestions are stuck in a rut, and I keep coming up with the same patterns.As a result, I am learning every day.At my age, I thought it was only in the game industry that I could think of fantasy content.In the past I would never have imagined that I would be in such a job.I would never have imagined drinking with a boss who was a skull and a demon.Hmmm, I'm stuck!The fingers that had been moving smoothly stop moving with a click.My mind is clear, but I can't think of a plan for improvement.The dungeon we were attacking today was the Kiroku's dungeon.It's a dungeon with mainly golems that we're used to, but we didn't think our improvement plan would kill us when we reached the top 20 of the attack hierarchy.We didn't think that they would pile up the wall golem and turn it into a trap to kill us.What we did without the attackers was to break through by concentrating on Kitamiya's firepower.I'm glad we were able to break through with that this time, but maybe this is just a party improvement plan.Back to the point, to be honest, it's surprisingly difficult to improve a golem-based dungeon.At first I thought it would be mechanical and easy to tinker with, but on the other hand, there's too little to play with and there's no room for improvement.Last time I saw Minami's idea was to develop a golem that could transform and combine.Kaido is crazy enough to develop a golem that has been taken to the extreme by a human being for assassination.Does the guy even know he's going to get it?Masaru is a serious person, which makes his mind even more complicated.The peaceful look on her face when she is planning the menu for dinner makes me think that her vocation is that of a housewife.You'll be able to see that he often comes to me to ask my opinion, so I'm sure he's leaning towards the idea of victory.The dungeons themselves are efficiency oriented, so there are few or no gaps. This is a structure that is based on the premise of a tireless golem, as long as it has magic power. ......I wish I could come up with a countermeasure for it: ......Compared to other dungeons, the Kio's dungeon is actually the easiest to map, as it focuses on efficiency.The Onion King's dungeon is an extended cave structure with many dimly lit, hidden areas and few decent roads, which makes it difficult to map.In addition, there are only slight differences in the landscape, so even if you are mapping the dungeon, there are a few times when you are misled into taking a different path.The Immortal King's dungeon is a ghost town, so you haven't been able to get to the dungeon first.It is different from the golems, which are always chased by undead and undead to return home and utilize their inexhaustible physical strength to advance.It's a good thing that they are weak against light magic and fire magic due to their race, but when it comes to dealing with that many people, their magic power is definitely not enough.In contrast, the dungeon of the King of the Machines is a labyrinth, but the roads are well marked and the encounters with the golems are well spaced.The quality of the individuals is tricky, but it's not currently that tricky.It's not regimented, but as long as you don't make a mistake in mapping, you won't get lost.The South has created a way to detect the wall golem by magic flow.Thanks to this, you won't have to worry about getting lost in the Wall Golem."This is where it's going to be changed, right?The basic structure of the dungeon, perhaps this basic structure is designed to take full advantage of the golem, but doesn't it give us a clue to attack it?Such questions popped up in my mind one by one.As you compile your questions into a separate report, a suggestion for improvement will gradually emerge.As the rhythm of typing starts again, I drop the ashes of my cigarette and compile the report.Although it is still in the conceptual stage, you feel a sense of satisfaction and finish the report.You stretch out as if to relax your body, which has been stiffly sitting in a chair.Is it really that late?It seems to have taken more time than I expected.Normally, you would still be awake at this time, but when you see a digital clock that shows the time you could be asleep, you decide to take a bath and go to bed.But then you suddenly hear something intuitive whispering to you.By the way, you still haven't cleaned your weapon.Even if it is a living weapon, it is not a perfect care, although it is lightly wiped.Normally, I would just throw it away tomorrow, but today I feel like I have to do it.You go to the armory and step inside to open the case with the mineral tree....... Have you changed your mood, my friend?Before, or rather before this evening's dinner, the shape of the knife was more like a slender knife.However, the one that was sleeping inside the case looked more like a thicker blade than a kitchen knife, with an elongated hilt, a wavy blade pattern and a shiny black figure that was growing in luster.This is a subspecies of katana that has evolved unnoticed by this mineral tree.I think I've caught a glimpse of the origin of this blacksmith's crying.The handle was comfortable even in its previous state, but now there is a slight absorption sensation.Even with a slight shake, the handle is easier to use than before, both in terms of its weight and length.You can't remain aghast that this is worth two million dollars.It's just a long sword.We'll be working all night if we don't get on with it.Leaving the armory with the odd-shaped mineral tree in hand, I lay the cloth down on the cleared table and get to work.It's fine that I did, but..."Whew."Leader, a big yawn, that is.Yeah, I was working on the mineral tree, and I've been sleeping late.What time is it?"Oh, about an hour?"It's too early to go to bed, that it is?Don't mess with you.The maintenance of the mineral trees took more time than we expected.Because the structure is different from the previous one, I had to work on many parts of the tree, and it took me many times longer than usual.Thanks to this, I'm a little sleepy.Well, it's a trivial matter in an elevated body.If I had to sayTense.That is.It's probably more serious for Kitamiya, which is simulating a mumbling with papers in front of you.Today, I'm heading to the labor union to complete the transfer procedures at Kitamiya.More precisely, we're going to the place where transfers can be discussed over here and over there in the presence of the union.When I checked with Suela, it seems that there is a special department or room for this purpose, and if you head there, they will take care of it.But then, why did you tell me to be on my guard?I have a bad feeling about this, that I do.When I checked with Suela, she was seriously contemplating exactly what it was, and yet she was still going through the paperwork at hand at high speed, which is just great.She also said that she would have accompanied him if there were no formalities for the new department.In this competency-driven company, personality is a secondary consideration.If I were to extrapolate from Suera's warning.What do you think it will be like?"Hmmm... I don't think it's easy, that it is, but how about a man's daughter in a character that isn't here, that it is?"Does that make Suela serious?"in the sense that the love interest is B and L-shaped.It's not a joke.Isn't it?This company is unique, for better or worse.The owner of a giant store selling cursed weapons, a half-stalker dark elf developing a monster that could be called mad, a skull gentleman who turns a magical stick into a serious hunting stick for a yakuza who slays you with a chamberlain blade, and Top of the list is a charismatic demon king who looks like a host but is full of charisma.As Minami says, she looks like a girl but is a man inside, and it's not surprising that her appearance would lure you into letting your guard down and noticing.It's a good thing that we're just here to tell you what's going on, so there's no problem in pushing Kitamiya to deal with it.Are you okay with that, that you are?Kakoi, your hands and feet are moving together, that they are?"You've been practicing for a while now, haven't you?"A wizard is a fool, that is, a novelty, that is."Ugh!You guys, like it's someone else's business!Take it seriously!"Hey, hey, don't be that nervous, okay?"It's important to me!Why can't you have an officer in your place?I'm busy opening a new department.When I was moderately cautious and not too nervous about talking to her, Kitamiya got angry with me.From her point of view, this case is deciding our fate.The reason why Minami and I are involved in such a fate is that I am the person in charge of the transfer, and Minami is a third party commentator on Kitamiya's feelings from the same woman's point of view.Minami, you understand your role, don't you?"Eradicate the rear end, isn't that all we have to do?You're not shaky.That's my quality, that it is?I'm worried.Apparently, including this air is connected to Kitamiya's tension.I tried to ease Kitamiya's tension with this, but it seems that it had the opposite effect.Here it is."There's only one sign."Does that mean they're not here yet?"I don't think Nostalfel-san, but I don't think fire clarity can hide her presence. There's no point in hiding anything with her. Maybe she's from the union.You can see a sign through the door, and you want to show the old me that you can show your cartoonish abilities even in such a trivial place, so you lead the way in.I'm sorry, I'll be back later at ...... No, I'm sorry, I think I got the wrong room.I'd like to praise myself for not changing my expression.My brain refuses to recall the scene after I walked in."What are you doing, man?No, I felt like I saw something I shouldn't have."The leader is sweating profusely, that it is?Ah, well, Kitamiya, it looks like this room is different. Let's go find another room as soon as possible.And my instincts are ringing the alarm bells.Get out of here."It's right, come on in."I hear it's right, that it is, leader.Well, it says Labor Union on the top plate, too."Oh, really?But it seems to be too late.All I can hear is a muffled voice through the door, but I know something is approaching.Before you can react to the sound and think, I'm gripping the doorknob as hard as I can and trying not to open the door."Oh, my God, what's going on?"Southie!The nail!Nail it!And the board!When I heard that voice through the door, I was releasing my magic with all my might.Subconsciously, my body, which has always felt that my life is in danger, is telling me to give it all I've got.My lack of sleep last night is not just blown away, it's blown away!"You're Jiro-chan at Suela's, right?"You've got the wrong guy!"Don't be so shy - I've been contacted by me to ask for advice about your party."I only need your thoughts!I have some business to attend to, so I will come back another time.The offense and defense at the door.A steady battle between the one who closes and the one who opens the door.Open the door with all your might and turn your magic power to strengthen your body.If it were an ordinary doorknob, it would have been broken at the first attack, but this is a maid-in-giant, and even though it looks like an ordinary doorknob, it doesn't care if it has its body strengthened with magic power.With both hands, you secure the doorknob, then bend down and do your best to hold it down.Eventually, you can see that he's even activated his yell."Huh, I'm going to get serious.CreepyI can feel the goosebumps running down my spine.Avoid!"Hunzurasha!I followed my instincts, which I cherish more than anything else since I joined this company.I'll tell Minami and Kitamiya to avoid them and I'll jump as hard as I can.I can tell by the signs.That sturdy giant door with its clasp shattered the wall and flew away."Oh, my God, you broke it. I'll have to have someone come back later to fix it.""............"Kill the impact while taking a passive role, and slowly accustom your brain to face reality, although you don't want to see it.First of all, the door, despite the fact that it was shattered and forcibly removed from the wall, is still in its original form and distorted, as expected of a giant product, but it will never be able to take on that role again.Next, Minami and Kitamiya, although they are falling on their asses, both in their suits and without any apparent injuries.Their eyes are fixed on a certain point, their mouths open and their expressions tightened.Now, be prepared for me.Let's get real.Slowly, I follow their gaze.High heels and bristles, net tights and bondage, muscle and iron masks, Cupid-like tattoos on his shoulders--they're all the same.Yeah, definitely.I'd like to think I was wrong, but reality is cruel.--There's a pervert out there who can't be wrong.Nice to meet you, I'm Bastet, head of the union. Nice to meet you.He probably winked at it.How do you know?That's because I'm getting goose bumps 30% more than I should be.Pervert!"Who's a pervert?You!TPO!I'll forgive the mask, but that outfit is totally out!Well, if you'll excuse me. These are the formal attire for us incubus.The shock of the South's ending crumbled, and the rule that incubus equals handsome was now broken.And now I know what Suera meant.This was definitely something to keep an eye on.I'll explain it thoroughly later."I'm sorry, yeah, I'm ready. I came here on business. Let's move fast."You were being selfish, weren't you?Well, so, I hear you're in trouble with the party members moving on, which one is it?He looks like a joke, but he takes his job seriously.He takes me on and gets on with the business.Honestly, it's a d*mn shame to look straight at it.The value of the SAN is still being skinned off.As far as the south is concerned, those values may have been erased, or I'm thinking, "Is that an incubus?That one? And not being able to acknowledge reality.It's going to take me a while to recover mentally from the collapse of my usual endings.I'm going to have to let it go for a while.It's me.Oh, sweetie. I asked you to prepare a briefing document in advance, do you have one?"...... Here it is.I'm going to read it, and Kayla should be here too, so let's go inside and wait.It seems that this one was somehow able to endure with guts here.I felt I caught a glimpse of a woman's spirit in the sight of Kitamiya holding out a document with her trembling hand.To go in or not to go in, that's the question.It's annoying in a Hamlet way, but if someone doesn't feel embarrassed to enter a locked room with that being, I won't go near that person.Okay, here we go.Are you okay?"I can't leave here for free!Kitamiya, your competitive spirit is quite something when you get to that point.Even if you're desperate, I don't know if I can muster the guts in this direction.I lend a shoulder to Minami and follow Kitamiya as he walks in.We'll see what happens after that, the snake or ......Well, at least there's a gay incubus and a pervert out there.Tanaka Jiro, 28 years old, single.Her Suela HendelbergMemory TrisOccupation Dungeon Tester full-time + RecruiterMagical aptitude 8 general classPost WarriorsWord of the DaySince it's another world, I thought I'd see something unusual, but this is the first time I've had a ...... pervert placed in my department.Is that it?This staffing makes sense too!
