Chapter 197
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< Evade the Hero and Flee! 197 #23. Policy Meant for My Dream! (4) >
Bombardments.
What a wonderful way to attack one-sidedly in a war that was. Especially when my side holds the absolute advantage in the firing range; I could one-sidedly annihilate the enemy without hurting my allies once.
The best example of this would be Korea’s Chungmugong Yi Sun-shin. Admiral Yi’s only crime in life was serving under an idiot king. During his battles against the invading Japs, he fully exploited the difference in the level of ships and firepower to never lose a single encounter.
And the most important aspect regarding bombardments was… It’s safe.
While fighting in close quarters, there was a good chance of getting hit by a stray arrow and dying! When almost all kingdoms in the continent join the war, you’d inevitably encounter all sorts of unexpected variables.
Among those variables was the death of the famed undefeated general during his one and only defeat. Just how hard did I have to work to deal with the aftermath!
The valuable lesson I learned back then was: “If I ever become a commander, I shall immediately slink off to the rear of the battlefield.”
However, that lesson had a fatal flaw… None other than the morale of my fellow soldiers! Which soldier in their right mind would be happy to see their commander hiding in a far-off safe place to hurl orders at them?
Since ancient times, soldiers trusted and followed a commander that stayed by their side and took the lead in the battles. That’s why… I took everyone else and stayed in the rear. Our role would be to diligently fire the bombardments from there.
Fire, then fire some more, then… fire even more!
Just like how a SiXtanX in SiXmode was firing mercilessly at the X army charging in to attack! [1]
Thanks to all the practice, my ability to calculate the distance with my naked eyes has become a bit… No, it has become one of the best in the entire world.
I rekindled that memory and resorted to long-distance bombardments against Aggreahrt. The result? Overwhelming success.
There was not a single casualty on my side while we slaughtered countless many enemies. Even Aggreahrt was successfully killed in the end.
But now, I’ve realised the truth. That wasn’t the overwhelming success, but an overwhelming failure. I should’ve been a bit more cautious back then.
However, that ship had set sail already.
“…What a chaotic mess.”
I stopped by at the demon king’s castle to get a better understanding of the situation, only to be greeted by scenes of utter pandemonium.
“Documents! Hurry up!”
“Dammit! Where did the manager for this matter run off to?!”
“He died!”
“Dammit?! Then who’s the next in line?”
“Also dead!”
“Daaaaaaaammmit!!!”
“P-please, save me…”
“Don’t die! If you die, you’ll only increase our workload!”
“Which bastard is trying to die without permission?! Are you dying after finishing your work first?!”
This was Hell.
Not a single demon walking around with documents clutched to their bosoms were free from dark circles below their eyes. I even witnessed a fair few demons crawling on the floor, too.
Some crawled, some walked, some ran, some even flew.
I watched these folks hurriedly moving around while utilising every inch of the corridor, then quickly left them alone. There’s no need to disturb hard-working people, now is there?
[1]: I have no idea what the author is referring to here. Tried to google, but didn’t get any concrete results.
[2]: This is a riff on the New Community Movement of South Korea kicked off by President Park Chung-hee in 1970.
[3]: Chollima Movement was North Korea’s state-sponsored Stakhanovite movement launched in 1956. As for the online Chollima store, it’s actually 1000lima dot kr, an online phone store. 1000 is pronounced, “cheon/천”, which is the same as “Chollima” in Korean – 천리마.
[4]: There really is a song (more like a jingle) for the New Community Movement, apparently written by President Park himself. And yes, it starts off with the line, “The new dawn’s bells are ringing.”
[5]: Gungseochae is an old-school Korean (or Hangul) font invented in the middle of the Joseon dynasty for the ease of learning the language for the palace’s maids-in-waiting.
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< Evade the Hero and Flee! 197 #23. Policy Meant for My Dream! (4) >
Bombardments.
What a wonderful way to attack one-sidedly in a war that was. Especially when my side holds the absolute advantage in the firing range; I could one-sidedly annihilate the enemy without hurting my allies once.
The best example of this would be Korea’s Chungmugong Yi Sun-shin. Admiral Yi’s only crime in life was serving under an idiot king. During his battles against the invading Japs, he fully exploited the difference in the level of ships and firepower to never lose a single encounter.
And the most important aspect regarding bombardments was… It’s safe.
While fighting in close quarters, there was a good chance of getting hit by a stray arrow and dying! When almost all kingdoms in the continent join the war, you’d inevitably encounter all sorts of unexpected variables.
Among those variables was the death of the famed undefeated general during his one and only defeat. Just how hard did I have to work to deal with the aftermath!
The valuable lesson I learned back then was: “If I ever become a commander, I shall immediately slink off to the rear of the battlefield.”
However, that lesson had a fatal flaw… None other than the morale of my fellow soldiers! Which soldier in their right mind would be happy to see their commander hiding in a far-off safe place to hurl orders at them?
Since ancient times, soldiers trusted and followed a commander that stayed by their side and took the lead in the battles. That’s why… I took everyone else and stayed in the rear. Our role would be to diligently fire the bombardments from there.
Fire, then fire some more, then… fire even more!
Just like how a SiXtanX in SiXmode was firing mercilessly at the X army charging in to attack! [1]
Thanks to all the practice, my ability to calculate the distance with my naked eyes has become a bit… No, it has become one of the best in the entire world.
I rekindled that memory and resorted to long-distance bombardments against Aggreahrt. The result? Overwhelming success.
There was not a single casualty on my side while we slaughtered countless many enemies. Even Aggreahrt was successfully killed in the end.
But now, I’ve realised the truth. That wasn’t the overwhelming success, but an overwhelming failure. I should’ve been a bit more cautious back then.
However, that ship had set sail already.
“…What a chaotic mess.”
I stopped by at the demon king’s castle to get a better understanding of the situation, only to be greeted by scenes of utter pandemonium.
“Documents! Hurry up!”
“Dammit! Where did the manager for this matter run off to?!”
“He died!”
“Dammit?! Then who’s the next in line?”
“Also dead!”
“Daaaaaaaammmit!!!”
“P-please, save me…”
“Don’t die! If you die, you’ll only increase our workload!”
“Which bastard is trying to die without permission?! Are you dying after finishing your work first?!”
This was Hell.
Not a single demon walking around with documents clutched to their bosoms were free from dark circles below their eyes. I even witnessed a fair few demons crawling on the floor, too.
Some crawled, some walked, some ran, some even flew.
I watched these folks hurriedly moving around while utilising every inch of the corridor, then quickly left them alone. There’s no need to disturb hard-working people, now is there?
[1]: I have no idea what the author is referring to here. Tried to google, but didn’t get any concrete results.
[2]: This is a riff on the New Community Movement of South Korea kicked off by President Park Chung-hee in 1970.
[3]: Chollima Movement was North Korea’s state-sponsored Stakhanovite movement launched in 1956. As for the online Chollima store, it’s actually 1000lima dot kr, an online phone store. 1000 is pronounced, “cheon/천”, which is the same as “Chollima” in Korean – 천리마.
[4]: There really is a song (more like a jingle) for the New Community Movement, apparently written by President Park himself. And yes, it starts off with the line, “The new dawn’s bells are ringing.”
[5]: Gungseochae is an old-school Korean (or Hangul) font invented in the middle of the Joseon dynasty for the ease of learning the language for the palace’s maids-in-waiting.
Evade the Hero and Flee! 197 #23. Policy Meant for My Dream! 4 Bombardments.What a wonderful way to attack one-sidedly in a war that was. Especially when my side holds the absolute advantage in the firing range; I could one-sidedly annihilate the enemy without hurting my allies once.The best example of this would be Korea's Chungmugong Yi Sun-shin. Admiral Yi's only crime in life was serving under an idiot king. During his battles against the invading Japs, he fully exploited the difference in the level of ships and firepower to never lose a single encounter.And the most important aspect regarding bombardments was It's safe.While fighting in close quarters, there was a good chance of getting hit by a stray arrow and dying! When almost all kingdoms in the continent join the war, you'd inevitably encounter all sorts of unexpected variables.Among those variables was the death of the famed undefeated general during his one and only defeat. Just how hard did I have to work to deal with the aftermath!The valuable lesson I learned back then was: If I ever become a commander, I shall immediately slink off to the rear of the battlefield.However, that lesson had a fatal flaw None other than the morale of my fellow soldiers! Which soldier in their right mind would be happy to see their commander hiding in a far-off safe place to hurl orders at them?Since ancient times, soldiers trusted and followed a commander that stayed by their side and took the lead in the battles. That's why I took everyone else and stayed in the rear. Our role would be to diligently fire the bombardments from there.Fire, then fire some more, then fire even more!Just like how a SiXtanX in SiXmode was firing mercilessly at the X army charging in to attack! 1Thanks to all the practice, my ability to calculate the distance with my naked eyes has become a bit No, it has become one of the best in the entire world.I rekindled that memory and resorted to long-distance bombardments against Aggreahrt. The result? Overwhelming success.There was not a single casualty on my side while we slaughtered countless many enemies. Even Aggreahrt was successfully killed in the end.But now, I've realised the truth. That wasn't the overwhelming success, but an overwhelming failure. I should've been a bit more cautious back then.However, that ship had set sail already.What a chaotic mess.I stopped by at the demon king's castle to get a better understanding of the situation, only to be greeted by scenes of utter pandemonium.Documents! Hurry up!Dammit! Where did the manager for this matter run off to?!He died!Dammit?! Then who's the next in line?Also dead!Daaaaaaaammmit!!!P-please, save meDon't die! If you die, you'll only increase our workload!Which bastard is trying to die without permission?! Are you dying after finishing your work first?!This was Hell.Not a single demon walking around with documents clutched to their bosoms were free from dark circles below their eyes. I even witnessed a fair few demons crawling on the floor, too.Some crawled, some walked, some ran, some even flew.I watched these folks hurriedly moving around while utilising every inch of the corridor, then quickly left them alone. There's no need to disturb hard-working people, now is there?1: I have no idea what the author is referring to here. Tried to google, but didn't get any concrete results.2: This is a riff on the New Community Movement of South Korea kicked off by President Park Chung-hee in 1970.3: Chollima Movement was North Korea's state-sponsored Stakhanovite movement launched in 1956. As for the online Chollima store, it's actually 1000lima dot kr, an online phone store. 1000 is pronounced, cheon/, which is the same as Chollima in Korean .4: There really is a song more like a jingle for the New Community Movement, apparently written by President Park himself. And yes, it starts off with the line, The new dawn's bells are ringing.5: Gungseochae is an old-school Korean or Hangul font invented in the middle of the Joseon dynasty for the ease of learning the language for the palace's maids-in-waiting.
