How does a whole new world open unto you? Not by resurrecting, not by time-traveling — if you also married a ghost husband that died a month ago, you would understand all of this! If he just died, if I just married, it would still be fine, but he had to come every night and eat me clean! If he just ate me, I would still be able to tolerate, but the living is a hassle too! A coquettish mother-in-law, an uncle that keeps on sending silent love messages to my mother-in-law, and a sullen aunt that never talks……
