Chapter 1010
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The day when Asuka and King Li got married was soon settled.
According to what Mu Feng said before, a large room was specially selected for Asuka and Bai Fang, and the tables, chairs, benches, beds, pottery, etc. inside were brand new.
When Mu Feng, who had been there, followed Asuka to choose a bed, he deliberately looked left and right, "very attentively" in choosing a bed for Asuka.
"Asuka, look at this bed, it's pretty good, it's very light. No matter when you lie down and wear it, it will be very comfortable. Try it!"
Asuka really lay down on it for a while, rolled on it, grinned and said with a grin: "The great chief said yes, then it must be good, then this bed!"
Mu Feng nodded solemnly: "Okay!"
But actually he almost laughed out loud.
Because the bed he picked for Asuka was worse than his previous bed, the kind that would creak soon.
"Boy, I'll let you lie on the wall!" Mu Feng thought to himself, "The retribution will come soon!"
As for Li Wang, there are some troubles, not to mention the big house, even the bed has to be specially made.
"Great Chief, I don't want to build a new house anymore. I'm still living next to you. Just spread thatch on the ground and give me animal skin mattresses!"
"This big fool!" Mu Feng laughed dumbly, "How can anyone sleep on the floor after getting married?"
In fact, what he was thinking in his heart was: "You idiot, if you don't sleep at night, I will still sleep. Is it possible that I still need on-site guidance? I don't have that hobby!"
"Wait!" Mu Feng thought to himself in his heart, "Li Wang is a big fool, so he doesn't know how to give birth to a child?"
Thinking of this, he asked Li Wang viciously: "Well, Li Wang, do you know how to have children when married?"
Li Wang scratched his head and answered honestly: "No."
"I knew it!" Mu Feng shook his head and sighed, "Then you want to know?"
Li Wang looked excited: "I think, you teach me!"
"Me?" Mu Feng waved his hand, "Forget it, I'll ask Shuo Feng to teach you about this!"
"But Shuofeng himself said that he doesn't know as much as you do." Li Wang frowned, and said very seriously, "Shuofeng said he knows two moves in total, but you know many moves!"
Speaking of this, Li Wang stretched his brows and said excitedly: "Great chief, tell me, when the time comes, should I chase the moon with a meteor or press it with Mount Tai?"
"Press your head!" Mu Feng laughed dumbly.
This stupid big man thought he was swinging a sledgehammer!
He waved his hand and said, "Okay, go and learn from Shuo Feng, I will let him teach you!"
"No!" Li Wang firmly shook his head, "If you want to learn, you have to learn more, the more moves you know, the more powerful I am!"
"This..." Mu Feng couldn't help but smile bitterly, "This is not a war, what's the use of knowing more?"
King Li still shook his head resolutely: "But I think this may be harder than fighting a war. I see that you were very tired in the days when you were just married..."
"I'll go!" Mu Feng stomped his feet, "You idiot!"
He never thought that this guy Li Wang would come around to him.
Fortunately, he didn't realize it, if Shuo Feng and the others saw this, they might give out a wretched smile of "you know me".
He waved his hand: "Okay, you go and learn from Shuo Feng first, and after learning the simple ones, I will teach you other things."
"why?"
"Because my moves are too complicated!"
...
Because Asuka was going to get married, Bai Yue, the big leader, rushed back from the Hexi tribe on purpose.
Except for Bai Yue, Konoha and Han Shu also rushed back from other places.
Leaving Thunder Dragon, Chi Lei, Rhinoceros and others guarding and maintaining stability in various places.
After all, it wasn't Mu Feng who got married, and not all important officials had to come back.
Da Huyou and Lei Meng also returned to Longcheng from their respective residences, and both came to attend their wedding.
Shuofeng was still leading people to graze cattle and horses in Heiyabu area, so he hurried back to the tribe.
In his words: "Without me, Shuofeng, you people know how to teach children?"
Bai Yue sneered and said: "With the great chief here, can you still be used?"
Shuo Feng waved his hand: "The great chief is too busy to teach.
Besides, I was also appointed by the chief to teach them!
Hehe, for this kind of thing, the great chief is thin-skinned, how dare he go to battle in person for this kind of thing, let me do it! "
...
On the day of the wedding, the meals of the clansmen in Longcheng had been improved.
In particular, the tulou where Asuka lives is affixed with big red happy characters.
As for the Yuelou where Mufeng was located, firecrackers were set off as a "family home".
From Yuelou to Tulou, the distance is not far, and there is no need for a carriage to toss around in the tribe.
Originally, Asuka was scratching his head in disappointment.
But when Mu Feng ordered the sedan chair prepared in advance to be brought over, his eyes lit up.
The sedan chair is naturally made of wood style after the sedan chair in the previous life.
Even the curtains around the sedan chair were dyed with safflower juice soaked in rags.
Bunches of small flowers were tied with animal tendon ropes on the top and around the sedan chair—although they were not as bright as the roses in the previous life, they were more colorful and fragrant.
This bridal sedan chair is considered to be a gift specially made by Mu Feng for Bai Ya, his childhood sweetheart sister.
In fact, when White Fang saw the sedan chair, he laughed like a flower.
The sedan chair is naturally a large sedan chair with eight lifts, and Mu Feng spent a long time teaching the "carriers" in the tribe how to lift the sedan chair.
Of course, Mu Feng also explained the corresponding rules and etiquette for getting on and off the sedan chair to Yu Li and the other parties involved.
The two bridegroom officials went to pick up the bride one after another.
The two grooms also had a large bunch of flowers made of red linen tied on their horses, and they went to pick up the bride in high spirits.
Of course, as the groom, the two of them must have put on new clothes.
When it comes to clothes, it is natural that Asuka wants to look good, and he needs to be imposing.
On the contrary, Li Wang was used to having his chest covered and his back exposed, but suddenly he was not used to wearing a neat groom's attire.
As the bridegroom, the two naturally walked in front, followed by the young and unmarried young men from the tribe, each riding a horse team composed of Zhao Yebai to follow behind, very majestic.
All clansmen in Dragon City came out to watch the fun.
There was a lot of discussion.
elated.
It's just that the most excited ones are not the two bridegroom officials, but the old men Li Hu and Ming Guang!
Since it was a wedding reception, naturally these "older generations" didn't have to worry about it.
Right now, Yuli, Lihu, Mingguang, Baimu, Mingsong, Lihuo, etc., the elders of the older generation, watched the crowd pass by them, filled with emotion.
"Brother, brother, is this the current population of my Da Jiang? Just standing here is much more than before!"
"Needless to say, there were only four to five hundred people before, but there are four to five thousand people here!"
"I never thought that the two branches of the Jiang family could join forces!"
"Yeah, we didn't expect to go back to Da Jiang again!"
"It's like a dream!"
"You say, if the old chief also knows, he will be very happy!"
"Who would have thought that my Da Jiang's son would no longer have to go out to marry, and my Da Jiang's daughter would no longer have to marry outside!"
"What a foreign marriage, Yema Duo from the Jade Bird Department has married me, Da Jiang!"
"Hahaha, Hua Guzi from the Red Luan Department has become my daughter, Da Jiang!"
"Thanks to Wood Wind!"
"My great ginger has the wind of wood, it is my great ginger's blessing!"
...
At the end, Yu Li, Li Hu, and Ming Song all burst into tears and were very excited.
Several people tried their best to wipe away their tears, but the tears still couldn't stop flowing down.
They are happy!
Big Jiang can be as strong as he is today, this is something they never dared to imagine before!
...
Asuka married Li Wang, Mu Feng and Chang Ning became "spectators".
Originally, when Bai Ya got married, Chang Ning, as a "sister-in-law", needed to help Bai Ya tidy up the animal skin mattress.
It's a pity that Bai Ya said to her very sensiblely: "Sister-in-law Chang Xi, your body is precious now, so it's fine to leave these matters to others."
Even if she insisted on doing it, she was blocked by White Fang.
Changning was very helpless and had to give up.
Looking at the groom in front and the sedan chair in the back, Chang Ning smiled, his phoenix eyes and silkworm eyebrows were full of joy.
She asked Mu Feng in a low voice: "Why don't you and I use such a sedan chair when we hold a wedding, it's so beautiful?"
Mu Feng's heart tightened, sure enough, women saw what others had but what they didn't have, so they wanted to ask their men for it.
But he still smiled and said, "I didn't pick you up in a carriage at that time, wouldn't it be prettier than this?"
Chang Ning pursed his lips, obviously dissatisfied with Mu Feng's statement.
Mu Feng sighed in his heart, rolled his eyes, stretched out his hand to hold her hand with a smile, and said with a smile: "I'm an old couple, so why do I need these silly things."
Chang Ning was suddenly shy by Mu Feng's sudden "gentleness", and his ears were stained pink.
"Huh?" Mu Feng had a thought, leaned close to Chang Ning's ear, and laughed in a low voice, "Your red face is so pretty!"
"You..." Chang Ning was a little flustered, how could anyone get so close in front of so many people, and even leaned close to their faces, "Wow, how could it be!"
"Yes!" Mu Feng smiled and said, "It's just that the red color on your face is different from before!"
"Different?" Chang Ning quickly touched his face, "Is there, why is it different?"
Mu Feng laughed softly: "It used to be red like an apple, but now it's red like a peach blossom!"
"Ah?" Chang Ning showed panic, "It's different, is there any problem?"
Mu Feng waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay!"
As he spoke, he leaned close to Chang Ning's ear and explained in a low voice.
Now Chang Ning's face turned even redder.
She glanced left and right, and found that no one noticed her, so she hurriedly turned her face away, bowed her head and went back to her room.
shame on me...
Mu Feng, alone, followed the welcoming team from Yuelou to Tulou, and from Tulou to Yuelou, looking like an idler who eats melons.
At the beginning, the clansmen still saluted him respectfully, but after he waved his hand to signal to everyone what to do, the clansmen relaxed and booed along with the wedding reception team.
Asuka and Li Wang blushed as they climbed up on their mounts, and grinned, and occasionally they could see the back molars when they looked sideways.
Mu Feng laughed strangely: "You two just wait, Shuo Feng will teach you a lesson in a while!"
...
Sure enough, after the wedding ceremony was completed, Asuka and Li Wang were dragged into the "little black room" by the crowd while Bai Ya and Er Hua were changing clothes.
Mu Feng sits in the middle, with Da Huyou and Huang Shi sitting on the left and right.
Yu Li and Li Hu didn't show up because they were busy preparing for the wedding.
And Ming Guang knew that his presence would affect Shuo Feng's "performance", so he wisely did not appear.
As for Da Huyou and Huang Shi, although they are elders, they are especially "friendly" among the younger generation.
Even Da Huyou approached Shuofeng in private, and added some "knowledge" to Shuofeng very seriously.
The reason why Shuofeng dared to take over the job of preaching to newcomers was also the source of his confidence.
Surrounded by Baiyue, Hanshu, Konoha and other younger generations who were married or not, all of them blushed with excitement and grinned strangely.
Those who have been married are all old-fashioned ruffians who "you know what I know", and they are inexplicably excited.
It's rare to have the opportunity to exchange ideas with other people in the tribe!
And those who are not married, either came to join in the fun, or were called by Shuofeng to learn experience in advance, all of them had red faces, screaming and laughing.
The most important thing is that last time the Great Chief Mufeng got married, everyone hadn't adapted to this "argumentative marriage" method, and afterward they were "painful and painful". To sum it up, they all wanted to find a "place" here at Asuka.
For a while, the whole small black room was like three trials.
This actually made Asuka, who had been mentally prepared, uncertain.
After entering the house, seeing the smirks and wretched faces of the people around him, he was inexplicably guilty.
But Li Wang didn't know, so he scratched his head, looked left and right, and asked suspiciously: "Is this where you learn the child's moves?"
The room suddenly fell into silence.
Moments later the whole room erupted.
"Pfft, learn moves!"
"Hahaha!"
"That's right, it's here that students and children are born!"
"Hahaha!"
Everyone roared with laughter.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" Shuofeng stepped forward and wanted to hook Li Wang's shoulders, but found that he was short, so he had to grab his arm instead, "Come on, Brother Li Wang, this is where you learn how to give birth !"
Everyone started booing with "oh oh oh".
King Li scratched his head: "Okay, you have to teach me well, the great chief said, only after you learn your simple ones can you learn his difficult ones!"
"Ah?" Everyone was taken aback, and they all looked at Mu Feng with burning eyes.
"Ahem!" Mu Feng hurriedly waved his hands, "I'll talk about this later, let Shuo Feng teach the two of them first, it's important!"
Then everyone looked at Li Wang and Shuo Feng.
Shuo Feng began to talk: "Brother Li Wang, you don't know, it's hard work to have a baby."
"I'm not afraid of hard work!" Li Wang vowed.
"Yeah!" Shuofeng nodded, "It's a good thing not to be afraid of hard work, but this body is fundamental...
You have to know, this is like fighting a war. Although there are only two people, it is harder than fighting on the battlefield! "
"Yeah, the great chief also told me that it was harder than fighting!"
Everyone looked at Mu Feng again, with strange eyes.
It turned out that the great chief also felt hard work!
"You idiot!" Mu Feng gritted his teeth, "Learn your moves well, don't take me with you!"
"Hahaha!"
(end of this chapter)
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The day when Asuka and King Li got married was soon settled.
According to what Mu Feng said before, a large room was specially selected for Asuka and Bai Fang, and the tables, chairs, benches, beds, pottery, etc. inside were brand new.
When Mu Feng, who had been there, followed Asuka to choose a bed, he deliberately looked left and right, "very attentively" in choosing a bed for Asuka.
"Asuka, look at this bed, it's pretty good, it's very light. No matter when you lie down and wear it, it will be very comfortable. Try it!"
Asuka really lay down on it for a while, rolled on it, grinned and said with a grin: "The great chief said yes, then it must be good, then this bed!"
Mu Feng nodded solemnly: "Okay!"
But actually he almost laughed out loud.
Because the bed he picked for Asuka was worse than his previous bed, the kind that would creak soon.
"Boy, I'll let you lie on the wall!" Mu Feng thought to himself, "The retribution will come soon!"
As for Li Wang, there are some troubles, not to mention the big house, even the bed has to be specially made.
"Great Chief, I don't want to build a new house anymore. I'm still living next to you. Just spread thatch on the ground and give me animal skin mattresses!"
"This big fool!" Mu Feng laughed dumbly, "How can anyone sleep on the floor after getting married?"
In fact, what he was thinking in his heart was: "You idiot, if you don't sleep at night, I will still sleep. Is it possible that I still need on-site guidance? I don't have that hobby!"
"Wait!" Mu Feng thought to himself in his heart, "Li Wang is a big fool, so he doesn't know how to give birth to a child?"
Thinking of this, he asked Li Wang viciously: "Well, Li Wang, do you know how to have children when married?"
Li Wang scratched his head and answered honestly: "No."
"I knew it!" Mu Feng shook his head and sighed, "Then you want to know?"
Li Wang looked excited: "I think, you teach me!"
"Me?" Mu Feng waved his hand, "Forget it, I'll ask Shuo Feng to teach you about this!"
"But Shuofeng himself said that he doesn't know as much as you do." Li Wang frowned, and said very seriously, "Shuofeng said he knows two moves in total, but you know many moves!"
Speaking of this, Li Wang stretched his brows and said excitedly: "Great chief, tell me, when the time comes, should I chase the moon with a meteor or press it with Mount Tai?"
"Press your head!" Mu Feng laughed dumbly.
This stupid big man thought he was swinging a sledgehammer!
He waved his hand and said, "Okay, go and learn from Shuo Feng, I will let him teach you!"
"No!" Li Wang firmly shook his head, "If you want to learn, you have to learn more, the more moves you know, the more powerful I am!"
"This..." Mu Feng couldn't help but smile bitterly, "This is not a war, what's the use of knowing more?"
King Li still shook his head resolutely: "But I think this may be harder than fighting a war. I see that you were very tired in the days when you were just married..."
"I'll go!" Mu Feng stomped his feet, "You idiot!"
He never thought that this guy Li Wang would come around to him.
Fortunately, he didn't realize it, if Shuo Feng and the others saw this, they might give out a wretched smile of "you know me".
He waved his hand: "Okay, you go and learn from Shuo Feng first, and after learning the simple ones, I will teach you other things."
"why?"
"Because my moves are too complicated!"
...
Because Asuka was going to get married, Bai Yue, the big leader, rushed back from the Hexi tribe on purpose.
Except for Bai Yue, Konoha and Han Shu also rushed back from other places.
Leaving Thunder Dragon, Chi Lei, Rhinoceros and others guarding and maintaining stability in various places.
After all, it wasn't Mu Feng who got married, and not all important officials had to come back.
Da Huyou and Lei Meng also returned to Longcheng from their respective residences, and both came to attend their wedding.
Shuofeng was still leading people to graze cattle and horses in Heiyabu area, so he hurried back to the tribe.
In his words: "Without me, Shuofeng, you people know how to teach children?"
Bai Yue sneered and said: "With the great chief here, can you still be used?"
Shuo Feng waved his hand: "The great chief is too busy to teach.
Besides, I was also appointed by the chief to teach them!
Hehe, for this kind of thing, the great chief is thin-skinned, how dare he go to battle in person for this kind of thing, let me do it! "
...
On the day of the wedding, the meals of the clansmen in Longcheng had been improved.
In particular, the tulou where Asuka lives is affixed with big red happy characters.
As for the Yuelou where Mufeng was located, firecrackers were set off as a "family home".
From Yuelou to Tulou, the distance is not far, and there is no need for a carriage to toss around in the tribe.
Originally, Asuka was scratching his head in disappointment.
But when Mu Feng ordered the sedan chair prepared in advance to be brought over, his eyes lit up.
The sedan chair is naturally made of wood style after the sedan chair in the previous life.
Even the curtains around the sedan chair were dyed with safflower juice soaked in rags.
Bunches of small flowers were tied with animal tendon ropes on the top and around the sedan chair—although they were not as bright as the roses in the previous life, they were more colorful and fragrant.
This bridal sedan chair is considered to be a gift specially made by Mu Feng for Bai Ya, his childhood sweetheart sister.
In fact, when White Fang saw the sedan chair, he laughed like a flower.
The sedan chair is naturally a large sedan chair with eight lifts, and Mu Feng spent a long time teaching the "carriers" in the tribe how to lift the sedan chair.
Of course, Mu Feng also explained the corresponding rules and etiquette for getting on and off the sedan chair to Yu Li and the other parties involved.
The two bridegroom officials went to pick up the bride one after another.
The two grooms also had a large bunch of flowers made of red linen tied on their horses, and they went to pick up the bride in high spirits.
Of course, as the groom, the two of them must have put on new clothes.
When it comes to clothes, it is natural that Asuka wants to look good, and he needs to be imposing.
On the contrary, Li Wang was used to having his chest covered and his back exposed, but suddenly he was not used to wearing a neat groom's attire.
As the bridegroom, the two naturally walked in front, followed by the young and unmarried young men from the tribe, each riding a horse team composed of Zhao Yebai to follow behind, very majestic.
All clansmen in Dragon City came out to watch the fun.
There was a lot of discussion.
elated.
It's just that the most excited ones are not the two bridegroom officials, but the old men Li Hu and Ming Guang!
Since it was a wedding reception, naturally these "older generations" didn't have to worry about it.
Right now, Yuli, Lihu, Mingguang, Baimu, Mingsong, Lihuo, etc., the elders of the older generation, watched the crowd pass by them, filled with emotion.
"Brother, brother, is this the current population of my Da Jiang? Just standing here is much more than before!"
"Needless to say, there were only four to five hundred people before, but there are four to five thousand people here!"
"I never thought that the two branches of the Jiang family could join forces!"
"Yeah, we didn't expect to go back to Da Jiang again!"
"It's like a dream!"
"You say, if the old chief also knows, he will be very happy!"
"Who would have thought that my Da Jiang's son would no longer have to go out to marry, and my Da Jiang's daughter would no longer have to marry outside!"
"What a foreign marriage, Yema Duo from the Jade Bird Department has married me, Da Jiang!"
"Hahaha, Hua Guzi from the Red Luan Department has become my daughter, Da Jiang!"
"Thanks to Wood Wind!"
"My great ginger has the wind of wood, it is my great ginger's blessing!"
...
At the end, Yu Li, Li Hu, and Ming Song all burst into tears and were very excited.
Several people tried their best to wipe away their tears, but the tears still couldn't stop flowing down.
They are happy!
Big Jiang can be as strong as he is today, this is something they never dared to imagine before!
...
Asuka married Li Wang, Mu Feng and Chang Ning became "spectators".
Originally, when Bai Ya got married, Chang Ning, as a "sister-in-law", needed to help Bai Ya tidy up the animal skin mattress.
It's a pity that Bai Ya said to her very sensiblely: "Sister-in-law Chang Xi, your body is precious now, so it's fine to leave these matters to others."
Even if she insisted on doing it, she was blocked by White Fang.
Changning was very helpless and had to give up.
Looking at the groom in front and the sedan chair in the back, Chang Ning smiled, his phoenix eyes and silkworm eyebrows were full of joy.
She asked Mu Feng in a low voice: "Why don't you and I use such a sedan chair when we hold a wedding, it's so beautiful?"
Mu Feng's heart tightened, sure enough, women saw what others had but what they didn't have, so they wanted to ask their men for it.
But he still smiled and said, "I didn't pick you up in a carriage at that time, wouldn't it be prettier than this?"
Chang Ning pursed his lips, obviously dissatisfied with Mu Feng's statement.
Mu Feng sighed in his heart, rolled his eyes, stretched out his hand to hold her hand with a smile, and said with a smile: "I'm an old couple, so why do I need these silly things."
Chang Ning was suddenly shy by Mu Feng's sudden "gentleness", and his ears were stained pink.
"Huh?" Mu Feng had a thought, leaned close to Chang Ning's ear, and laughed in a low voice, "Your red face is so pretty!"
"You..." Chang Ning was a little flustered, how could anyone get so close in front of so many people, and even leaned close to their faces, "Wow, how could it be!"
"Yes!" Mu Feng smiled and said, "It's just that the red color on your face is different from before!"
"Different?" Chang Ning quickly touched his face, "Is there, why is it different?"
Mu Feng laughed softly: "It used to be red like an apple, but now it's red like a peach blossom!"
"Ah?" Chang Ning showed panic, "It's different, is there any problem?"
Mu Feng waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay!"
As he spoke, he leaned close to Chang Ning's ear and explained in a low voice.
Now Chang Ning's face turned even redder.
She glanced left and right, and found that no one noticed her, so she hurriedly turned her face away, bowed her head and went back to her room.
shame on me...
Mu Feng, alone, followed the welcoming team from Yuelou to Tulou, and from Tulou to Yuelou, looking like an idler who eats melons.
At the beginning, the clansmen still saluted him respectfully, but after he waved his hand to signal to everyone what to do, the clansmen relaxed and booed along with the wedding reception team.
Asuka and Li Wang blushed as they climbed up on their mounts, and grinned, and occasionally they could see the back molars when they looked sideways.
Mu Feng laughed strangely: "You two just wait, Shuo Feng will teach you a lesson in a while!"
...
Sure enough, after the wedding ceremony was completed, Asuka and Li Wang were dragged into the "little black room" by the crowd while Bai Ya and Er Hua were changing clothes.
Mu Feng sits in the middle, with Da Huyou and Huang Shi sitting on the left and right.
Yu Li and Li Hu didn't show up because they were busy preparing for the wedding.
And Ming Guang knew that his presence would affect Shuo Feng's "performance", so he wisely did not appear.
As for Da Huyou and Huang Shi, although they are elders, they are especially "friendly" among the younger generation.
Even Da Huyou approached Shuofeng in private, and added some "knowledge" to Shuofeng very seriously.
The reason why Shuofeng dared to take over the job of preaching to newcomers was also the source of his confidence.
Surrounded by Baiyue, Hanshu, Konoha and other younger generations who were married or not, all of them blushed with excitement and grinned strangely.
Those who have been married are all old-fashioned ruffians who "you know what I know", and they are inexplicably excited.
It's rare to have the opportunity to exchange ideas with other people in the tribe!
And those who are not married, either came to join in the fun, or were called by Shuofeng to learn experience in advance, all of them had red faces, screaming and laughing.
The most important thing is that last time the Great Chief Mufeng got married, everyone hadn't adapted to this "argumentative marriage" method, and afterward they were "painful and painful". To sum it up, they all wanted to find a "place" here at Asuka.
For a while, the whole small black room was like three trials.
This actually made Asuka, who had been mentally prepared, uncertain.
After entering the house, seeing the smirks and wretched faces of the people around him, he was inexplicably guilty.
But Li Wang didn't know, so he scratched his head, looked left and right, and asked suspiciously: "Is this where you learn the child's moves?"
The room suddenly fell into silence.
Moments later the whole room erupted.
"Pfft, learn moves!"
"Hahaha!"
"That's right, it's here that students and children are born!"
"Hahaha!"
Everyone roared with laughter.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" Shuofeng stepped forward and wanted to hook Li Wang's shoulders, but found that he was short, so he had to grab his arm instead, "Come on, Brother Li Wang, this is where you learn how to give birth !"
Everyone started booing with "oh oh oh".
King Li scratched his head: "Okay, you have to teach me well, the great chief said, only after you learn your simple ones can you learn his difficult ones!"
"Ah?" Everyone was taken aback, and they all looked at Mu Feng with burning eyes.
"Ahem!" Mu Feng hurriedly waved his hands, "I'll talk about this later, let Shuo Feng teach the two of them first, it's important!"
Then everyone looked at Li Wang and Shuo Feng.
Shuo Feng began to talk: "Brother Li Wang, you don't know, it's hard work to have a baby."
"I'm not afraid of hard work!" Li Wang vowed.
"Yeah!" Shuofeng nodded, "It's a good thing not to be afraid of hard work, but this body is fundamental...
You have to know, this is like fighting a war. Although there are only two people, it is harder than fighting on the battlefield! "
"Yeah, the great chief also told me that it was harder than fighting!"
Everyone looked at Mu Feng again, with strange eyes.
It turned out that the great chief also felt hard work!
"You idiot!" Mu Feng gritted his teeth, "Learn your moves well, don't take me with you!"
"Hahaha!"
(end of this chapter)
The day when Asuka and King Li got married was soon settled. According to what Mu Feng said before, a large room was specially selected for Asuka and Bai Fang, and the tables, chairs, benches, beds, pottery, etc. inside were brand new. When Mu Feng, who had been there, followed Asuka to choose a bed, he deliberately looked left and right, "very attentively" in choosing a bed for Asuka. "Asuka, look at this bed, it's pretty good, it's very light. No matter when you lie down and wear it, it will be very comfortable. Try it!" Asuka really lay down on it for a while, rolled on it, grinned and said with a grin: "The great chief said yes, then it must be good, then this bed!" Mu Feng nodded solemnly: "Okay!" But actually he almost laughed out loud. Because the bed he picked for Asuka was worse than his previous bed, the kind that would creak soon. "Boy, I'll let you lie on the wall!" Mu Feng thought to himself, "The retribution will come soon!" As for Li Wang, there are some troubles, not to mention the big house, even the bed has to be specially made. "Great Chief, I don't want to build a new house anymore. I'm still living next to you. Just spread thatch on the ground and give me animal skin mattresses!" "This big fool!" Mu Feng laughed dumbly, "How can anyone sleep on the floor after getting married?" In fact, what he was thinking in his heart was: "You idiot, if you don't sleep at night, I will still sleep. Is it possible that I still need on-site guidance? I don't have that hobby!" "Wait!" Mu Feng thought to himself in his heart, "Li Wang is a big fool, so he doesn't know how to give birth to a child?" Thinking of this, he asked Li Wang viciously: "Well, Li Wang, do you know how to have children when married?" Li Wang scratched his head and answered honestly: "No." "I knew it!" Mu Feng shook his head and sighed, "Then you want to know?" Li Wang looked excited: "I think, you teach me!" "Me?" Mu Feng waved his hand, "Forget it, I'll ask Shuo Feng to teach you about this!" "But Shuofeng himself said that he doesn't know as much as you do." Li Wang frowned, and said very seriously, "Shuofeng said he knows two moves in total, but you know many moves!" Speaking of this, Li Wang stretched his brows and said excitedly: "Great chief, tell me, when the time comes, should I chase the moon with a meteor or press it with Mount Tai?" "Press your head!" Mu Feng laughed dumbly. This stupid big man thought he was swinging a sledgehammer! He waved his hand and said, "Okay, go and learn from Shuo Feng, I will let him teach you!" "No!" Li Wang firmly shook his head, "If you want to learn, you have to learn more, the more moves you know, the more powerful I am!" "This..." Mu Feng couldn't help but smile bitterly, "This is not a war, what's the use of knowing more?" King Li still shook his head resolutely: "But I think this may be harder than fighting a war. I see that you were very tired in the days when you were just married..." "I'll go!" Mu Feng stomped his feet, "You idiot!" He never thought that this guy Li Wang would come around to him. Fortunately, he didn't realize it, if Shuo Feng and the others saw this, they might give out a wretched smile of "you know me". He waved his hand: "Okay, you go and learn from Shuo Feng first, and after learning the simple ones, I will teach you other things." "why?" "Because my moves are too complicated!" ... Because Asuka was going to get married, Bai Yue, the big leader, rushed back from the Hexi tribe on purpose. Except for Bai Yue, Konoha and Han Shu also rushed back from other places. Leaving Thunder Dragon, Chi Lei, Rhinoceros and others guarding and maintaining stability in various places. After all, it wasn't Mu Feng who got married, and not all important officials had to come back. Da Huyou and Lei Meng also returned to Longcheng from their respective residences, and both came to attend their wedding. Shuofeng was still leading people to graze cattle and horses in Heiyabu area, so he hurried back to the tribe. In his words: "Without me, Shuofeng, you people know how to teach children?" Bai Yue sneered and said: "With the great chief here, can you still be used?" Shuo Feng waved his hand: "The great chief is too busy to teach. Besides, I was also appointed by the chief to teach them! Hehe, for this kind of thing, the great chief is thin-skinned, how dare he go to battle in person for this kind of thing, let me do it! " ... On the day of the wedding, the meals of the clansmen in Longcheng had been improved. In particular, the tulou where Asuka lives is affixed with big red happy characters. As for the Yuelou where Mufeng was located, firecrackers were set off as a "family home". From Yuelou to Tulou, the distance is not far, and there is no need for a carriage to toss around in the tribe. Originally, Asuka was scratching his head in disappointment. But when Mu Feng ordered the sedan chair prepared in advance to be brought over, his eyes lit up. The sedan chair is naturally made of wood style after the sedan chair in the previous life. Even the curtains around the sedan chair were dyed with safflower juice soaked in rags. Bunches of small flowers were tied with animal tendon ropes on the top and around the sedan chairalthough they were not as bright as the roses in the previous life, they were more colorful and fragrant. This bridal sedan chair is considered to be a gift specially made by Mu Feng for Bai Ya, his childhood sweetheart sister. In fact, when White Fang saw the sedan chair, he laughed like a flower. The sedan chair is naturally a large sedan chair with eight lifts, and Mu Feng spent a long time teaching the "carriers" in the tribe how to lift the sedan chair. Of course, Mu Feng also explained the corresponding rules and etiquette for getting on and off the sedan chair to Yu Li and the other parties involved. The two bridegroom officials went to pick up the bride one after another. The two grooms also had a large bunch of flowers made of red linen tied on their horses, and they went to pick up the bride in high spirits. Of course, as the groom, the two of them must have put on new clothes. When it comes to clothes, it is natural that Asuka wants to look good, and he needs to be imposing. On the contrary, Li Wang was used to having his chest covered and his back exposed, but suddenly he was not used to wearing a neat groom's attire. As the bridegroom, the two naturally walked in front, followed by the young and unmarried young men from the tribe, each riding a horse team composed of Zhao Yebai to follow behind, very majestic. All clansmen in Dragon City came out to watch the fun. There was a lot of discussion. elated. It's just that the most excited ones are not the two bridegroom officials, but the old men Li Hu and Ming Guang! Since it was a wedding reception, naturally these "older generations" didn't have to worry about it. Right now, Yuli, Lihu, Mingguang, Baimu, Mingsong, Lihuo, etc., the elders of the older generation, watched the crowd pass by them, filled with emotion. "Brother, brother, is this the current population of my Da Jiang? Just standing here is much more than before!" "Needless to say, there were only four to five hundred people before, but there are four to five thousand people here!" "I never thought that the two branches of the Jiang family could join forces!" "Yeah, we didn't expect to go back to Da Jiang again!" "It's like a dream!" "You say, if the old chief also knows, he will be very happy!" "Who would have thought that my Da Jiang's son would no longer have to go out to marry, and my Da Jiang's daughter would no longer have to marry outside!" "What a foreign marriage, Yema Duo from the Jade Bird Department has married me, Da Jiang!" "Hahaha, Hua Guzi from the Red Luan Department has become my daughter, Da Jiang!" "Thanks to Wood Wind!" "My great ginger has the wind of wood, it is my great ginger's blessing!" ... At the end, Yu Li, Li Hu, and Ming Song all burst into tears and were very excited. Several people tried their best to wipe away their tears, but the tears still couldn't stop flowing down. They are happy! Big Jiang can be as strong as he is today, this is something they never dared to imagine before! ... Asuka married Li Wang, Mu Feng and Chang Ning became "spectators". Originally, when Bai Ya got married, Chang Ning, as a "sister-in-law", needed to help Bai Ya tidy up the animal skin mattress. It's a pity that Bai Ya said to her very sensiblely: "Sister-in-law Chang Xi, your body is precious now, so it's fine to leave these matters to others." Even if she insisted on doing it, she was blocked by White Fang. Changning was very helpless and had to give up. Looking at the groom in front and the sedan chair in the back, Chang Ning smiled, his phoenix eyes and silkworm eyebrows were full of joy. She asked Mu Feng in a low voice: "Why don't you and I use such a sedan chair when we hold a wedding, it's so beautiful?" Mu Feng's heart tightened, sure enough, women saw what others had but what they didn't have, so they wanted to ask their men for it. But he still smiled and said, "I didn't pick you up in a carriage at that time, wouldn't it be prettier than this?" Chang Ning pursed his lips, obviously dissatisfied with Mu Feng's statement. Mu Feng sighed in his heart, rolled his eyes, stretched out his hand to hold her hand with a smile, and said with a smile: "I'm an old couple, so why do I need these silly things." Chang Ning was suddenly shy by Mu Feng's sudden "gentleness", and his ears were stained pink. "Huh?" Mu Feng had a thought, leaned close to Chang Ning's ear, and laughed in a low voice, "Your red face is so pretty!" "You..." Chang Ning was a little flustered, how could anyone get so close in front of so many people, and even leaned close to their faces, "Wow, how could it be!" "Yes!" Mu Feng smiled and said, "It's just that the red color on your face is different from before!" "Different?" Chang Ning quickly touched his face, "Is there, why is it different?" Mu Feng laughed softly: "It used to be red like an apple, but now it's red like a peach blossom!" "Ah?" Chang Ning showed panic, "It's different, is there any problem?" Mu Feng waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay!" As he spoke, he leaned close to Chang Ning's ear and explained in a low voice. Now Chang Ning's face turned even redder. She glanced left and right, and found that no one noticed her, so she hurriedly turned her face away, bowed her head and went back to her room. shame on me... Mu Feng, alone, followed the welcoming team from Yuelou to Tulou, and from Tulou to Yuelou, looking like an idler who eats melons. At the beginning, the clansmen still saluted him respectfully, but after he waved his hand to signal to everyone what to do, the clansmen relaxed and booed along with the wedding reception team. Asuka and Li Wang blushed as they climbed up on their mounts, and grinned, and occasionally they could see the back molars when they looked sideways. Mu Feng laughed strangely: "You two just wait, Shuo Feng will teach you a lesson in a while!" ... Sure enough, after the wedding ceremony was completed, Asuka and Li Wang were dragged into the "little black room" by the crowd while Bai Ya and Er Hua were changing clothes. Mu Feng sits in the middle, with Da Huyou and Huang Shi sitting on the left and right. Yu Li and Li Hu didn't show up because they were busy preparing for the wedding. And Ming Guang knew that his presence would affect Shuo Feng's "performance", so he wisely did not appear. As for Da Huyou and Huang Shi, although they are elders, they are especially "friendly" among the younger generation. Even Da Huyou approached Shuofeng in private, and added some "knowledge" to Shuofeng very seriously. The reason why Shuofeng dared to take over the job of preaching to newcomers was also the source of his confidence. Surrounded by Baiyue, Hanshu, Konoha and other younger generations who were married or not, all of them blushed with excitement and grinned strangely. Those who have been married are all old-fashioned ruffians who "you know what I know", and they are inexplicably excited. It's rare to have the opportunity to exchange ideas with other people in the tribe! And those who are not married, either came to join in the fun, or were called by Shuofeng to learn experience in advance, all of them had red faces, screaming and laughing. The most important thing is that last time the Great Chief Mufeng got married, everyone hadn't adapted to this "argumentative marriage" method, and afterward they were "painful and painful". To sum it up, they all wanted to find a "place" here at Asuka. For a while, the whole small black room was like three trials. This actually made Asuka, who had been mentally prepared, uncertain. After entering the house, seeing the smirks and wretched faces of the people around him, he was inexplicably guilty. But Li Wang didn't know, so he scratched his head, looked left and right, and asked suspiciously: "Is this where you learn the child's moves?" The room suddenly fell into silence. Moments later the whole room erupted. "Pfft, learn moves!" "Hahaha!" "That's right, it's here that students and children are born!" "Hahaha!" Everyone roared with laughter. "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" Shuofeng stepped forward and wanted to hook Li Wang's shoulders, but found that he was short, so he had to grab his arm instead, "Come on, Brother Li Wang, this is where you learn how to give birth !" Everyone started booing with "oh oh oh". King Li scratched his head: "Okay, you have to teach me well, the great chief said, only after you learn your simple ones can you learn his difficult ones!" "Ah?" Everyone was taken aback, and they all looked at Mu Feng with burning eyes. "Ahem!" Mu Feng hurriedly waved his hands, "I'll talk about this later, let Shuo Feng teach the two of them first, it's important!" Then everyone looked at Li Wang and Shuo Feng. Shuo Feng began to talk: "Brother Li Wang, you don't know, it's hard work to have a baby." "I'm not afraid of hard work!" Li Wang vowed. "Yeah!" Shuofeng nodded, "It's a good thing not to be afraid of hard work, but this body is fundamental... You have to know, this is like fighting a war. Although there are only two people, it is harder than fighting on the battlefield! " "Yeah, the great chief also told me that it was harder than fighting!" Everyone looked at Mu Feng again, with strange eyes. It turned out that the great chief also felt hard work! "You idiot!" Mu Feng gritted his teeth, "Learn your moves well, don't take me with you!" "Hahaha!" end of this chapter
