Chapter 10
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Wake up, he’s a double standard, mad devil, wife-con
Actually, Ruan Song guessed that Ren Qinming would definitely use the show as an opportunity to take advantage of him.
He had also prepared to endure it.
But when Ren Qinming actually hugged him, Ruan Song heard the other’s heart frantically beating in the other’s chest, and his hand that was about to push the other away immediately softened.
After hesitating over and over again, he decided to pat the little puppy’s burning hot nape twice, comforted himself by thinking he was only acting for others to see, and asked: “Can you not be so embarrassing?”
Everyone in the crowded room was watching, yet Ren Qinming stubbornly acted as if they didn’t exist. After he extremely obediently ‘ang’ed1 in reply, he shifted aside, but as if he was afraid the other would run away, his hand tightly grasped onto the other.
The director group who had missed Ruan Song’s entrance trembled as they came forward to confirm: “This person……is teacher Ren’s boyfriend, Ruan Song?”
Ren Qinming lowered his head as he pushed both of their suitcases next to the dressing room’s mirror: “If I could, I also want to immediately obtain a marriage license.”
Director group: “…………”
[……Good guy]
The fans in the bullet screen finally sobered up, and all simultaneously thought of the previous explosive allegation from the self professed old classmate from Xiliu.
[Maybe my ge really did cry after he wasn’t accepted into A university with Ruan Song……]
[Or did they say that he cried just to give him some face……]
[Does this make sense? Is there really someone who could look this handsome with just a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt??]
[Ah…… it’s so strange, let me take another look, let me take another look]
The bullet screen in the live broadcast was a large-scale scene of self doubt.
[It seems I’m a fake wife fan, seeing Ren Qinming hold someone else’s hand I unexpectedly can’t help but smile stupidly……]
Jiang Qiqi gazed at the two in front of her who seemed to find it unbearable to part, and for the first time in her life as a love brain, felt she had met a formidable opponent.
She grabbed her fiancé who already had his makeup done and walked over.
The man’s figure was tall and lanky, and wore an entire outfit of haute couture, giving off the impression of a prince. His temperament appeared mild and gentlemanly, and it was no wonder that he was liked by an eldest young lady. His mouth spoke artfully as he gazed admiringly at Ruan Song who stood next to Ren Qinming.
“Today, Qiqi and I were still worried about what clothes to bring along with us. Who would have thought that we would expose our weakness at the first step. Normally, no one would dare appear on camera with such a simple outfit as it puts us to the test, so we didn’t dare to recognize you.”
[……?]
Turns out you can learn to talk by watching a variety show?
[High EQ: Generally, stars wouldn’t dare to wear such an outfit]
[Low EQ: Generally, stars wouldn’t wear such an outfit]
The bullet screen collectively brought out a notebook to take notes.
In the past, everyone usually only paid attention to Jiang Qiqi who appeared in public. Who would have thought her fiance unexpectedly had a few tricks up his sleeve as well.
[With one sentence he solved the embarrassment in the situation, praised Ruan Song for being good-looking, and even helped excuse Qiqi for recognizing the wrong person, amazing, amazing]
Ren Qinming naturally wouldn’t ask for trouble, and directly asked Ruan Song why the other didn’t wear the clothes he had gifted.
In the end, Ruan Song was too lazy to welcome the other’s flattery, and dealt with the matter in one sentence as he sat in front of the mirror: “No problem, it’s fine as long as Ren Qinming dares to recognize me.”
Ren Qinming’s heart was immediately pierced by an arrow: “!”
Even though he knew Ruan Song only said this casually, he still……
[Fuck? Why did I unexpectedly find that a little bit sweet?????]
Ruan Song looked up at him: “You’re just gonna stand there as punishment or something?”
Ren Qinming’s usually cold face expressed a rare sense of helplessness: “……Can I sit next to you?”
Ruan Song snorted and laughed out of anger with a ‘pft’, and then raised his eyebrow as he dragged over another makeup chair while his thin lips spread lightly. His deft reply of “Why are you still the same as you were in high school” drove the bullet screen into a frenzy.
Xu Lan had been in this industry for so long, yet she had never seen the fans’ sentiments change this quickly.
Just one second ago, they had been itching to tear into Ruan Song, yet in the next second, each one called out ‘teacher Ruan’, their mouths as sweet as anyone else!
[What the, this smile is too! Enchanting!!!]
[Sisters, I admit it, beauty is just and it’s meaningless to cling onto old habits! Clenches fist.jpg]
[Goodbye Qinming ge, goodbye fellow stans, I, am climbing the wall2, baring my teeth.jpg]
[Everyone, a wise man knows when to submit, once teacher Ruan smiled, even god would clap their hands in applause!]
[Who wouldn’t be confused after seeing this, our ge becoming confused is too normal!!]
[Who else’s eyes cling onto teacher Ruan’s body, it’s me and my ge 15551]
[Also he’s so sweet, clearly Ren Qinming is the one fawning over him, but I feel when Ruan Song dotes on him, it’s even sweeter! This ‘why are you still the same as you were in high school’, might as well just kill me to liven up the scene for them!]
[I won’t say anything else, just that Ruan Song’s bare face is too good]
[Forget it, forget it. Let me directly say, “hi sister-in-law”, or how about “forget about my ge, consider me instead!” pervert.jpg]
Ren Qinming’s fans, who previously threatened to spread Ruan Song’s ashes, fell over in their eagerness to change their views, and a new hot search immediately popped up, [Ruan Song’s smile].
Upon clicking into the article, the entire page was filled with close up images of Ruan Song’s smiling bare face.
All that nonsense about the top film emperor kissing him on the street, fighting someone for him, attending a variety show for the first time to announce their relationship, turning from a wolfdog into sweet pea……it all made sense!
With Ruan Song’s celestial beauty and ability to ensnare others, who wouldn’t become greedy after seeing him?
To the extent that partner fans all grew jealous. Unexpectedly, Ren Qinming was not only not blind in his love, but even seemed to be the one who was climbing a social ladder.
[This passerby just wants to say, I’m suddenly not envious of Ren Qinming’s partner, now I’m starting to be jealous of Ren Qinming, doge]
Outside the wooden house, the assistant Xiao Lu was not in the least surprised as he cupped his phone, and comforted Xu Lan who sat in the seat behind him: “Jie, you can rest easy now.”
Xu Lan felt the direction of public opinion was simply too unfathomable.
Regarding Ren Qinming’s situation, if they had left it the way it was, they definitely would have had to hire a navy to help with public relations with this crisis.
Either the celebrity would have to lose fans, or the public relations team would lose their skin. But as a result, Ruan Song unexpectedly resolved the crisis easily with just a smile.
She didn’t know whether to say Ruan Song was too good looking, or was it that being shallow was in vogue: “No wonder you guys weren’t worried at all before.”
As it turns out, the fans really were fine after feasting on Ruan Song’s face, and there was no huge issue at all.
“After all, fans follow their master.” Xiao Lu joked as he twisted the keys to the van, “Then jie, let’s go back now?”
Xu Lan loitered around after sending Ren Qinming because she was scared that after Ruan Song’s first appearance on camera, public opinion on Weibo couldn’t be controlled.
But as a result, the fans all climbed the wall to ship this CP, and defected without even a hint of struggle.
Xu Lan shook her head: “Let’s go, it seems that as long as Xiao Song’s face is here, then all is well, and there’s no need for me to stay.”
…
Meanwhile in the broadcast, after the guests finished their makeup, they would then go to the neighboring set to take a few photos according to the order of who finished first.
Other variety shows released promotional photos as their first appearance before they began broadcasting, only ‘19 Days of Cohabitation’ took an unconventional gamble.
Every part of the preparatory procedures became a part of their variety show, and holistically showed the behind the scenes of the artists’ work.
Jiang Qiqi and her fiance, Liang Yi, were the first guest couple to arrive at the dressing room, and naturally became the first couple to go to the neighboring filming set.
The second couple originally should have been Zheng Qing and Qin Sijia.
But the makeup artist finished putting makeup on Ren Qinming and Ruan Song very quickly, and the intermediate step of meticulously removing one’s blemishes seemed to have been completely omitted.
[If I place this pair’s bare face at the top amongst the history of guests in ‘19 Days of Cohabitation’, no one would disagree, right?]
[As long as teacher Ruan is ranked ahead of Ren Qinming, then I don’t care, pervert.jpg]
[Wuwuwu, I wish I could transfer my soul into teacher Ruan’s makeup brush]
[When you love him, he’s your gege, but when you don’t love him, he directly becomes Ren Qinming. Did you guys forget that your ID still has our ge’s name? Doge]
[I’m curious about Ruan Song’s occupation]
[Who cares about his profession, with that face of his, he’s a god for agreeing to participate in a variety show! He’s just a teacher!]
Usually whatever the guests of ‘19 Days of Cohabitation’ initially wore when they came in, would become the outfits they wore in their photos.
But Ruan Song was truly dressed too casually, to the point that it was a waste of his natural resources! It completely didn’t exhibit the superiority of his face to its fullest!
So for the first time since the beginning of history, the director group set a precedent and asked whether or not Ruan Song wanted to change into an outfit that was just prepared for him by the designer.
Ruan Song disliked anything inconvenient, and frowned: “Do I have to change?”
“Well, teacher Ren’s outfit is more formal, and your outfit isn’t quite compatible with teacher Ren’s.”
The director group believed they found an impeccable excuse.
A certain King of Hell who was unwilling to admit that he was famous for being difficult to work with, unexpectedly scrambled to answer before Ruan Song: “I can change.”
Director group: “?”
Ren Qinming: “If I change then we’ll match.”
Director group: “…………”
[Not only did they not achieve their desired result, but they even led another person astray, xswl3]
[The most important point is that my ge actually looks quite proud: Be grateful that I’m being understanding, doge]
But was this the end of inconveniences for the program team? Of course not.
…
In the filming studio, the directions of the photographer, the flashing, the continually changing angles, and the click of the camera shutter mixed together.
Each worker excitedly opened their eyes wide as they surrounded the two sides of the filming site.
The setting of the set in front of the camera was very simple. Only a gray colored curtain was hung up, and the focus of everyone’s attention was gathered in front of the curtain, intimately hugging each other.
Ren Qinming eagerly responded to the director’s “request”, and changed into a pair of jeans as well as a white t-shirt. This didn’t affect his temperament at all, and in the face of various filming requests, his heroic appearance unfolded from beginning to end.
The photographer often looked past the camera to examine them carefully, and couldn’t help exclaiming with admiration in his heart.
But then his gaze turned to land on that person who was currently being embraced in the arms of the film emperor.
The photographer’s spirit immediately drained, and countlessly lowered the camera to gesture with his hands: “Teacher Ruan, do you really not plan to smile? I’ve never met someone who didn’t laugh even a little bit while standing that close to teacher Ren.”
Ruan Song couldn’t understand, it was already pretty good that he wasn’t frowning while Ren Qinming embraced his waist: “Why do I have to smile when he’s close to me?”
The surrounding workers roared in laughter: “Of course it’s because teacher Ren is handsome! How could anyone keep a straight face when seeing a face as handsome as that.”
Qin Sijia who was happily waiting behind the scenes interjected: “How could teacher Ruan be the same as us, he’s definitely tired of seeing that face everyday.”
After saying this, she seemed to be insinuating this at Zheng Qing as she pushed his shoulder, using it as an excuse to flirt with the other.
The bullet screen in the broadcast immediately grew jealous.
[For a second, I actually didn’t know who to be jealous of, just a lemon.jpg]
[I already have a bed, the next step is how can I be able to hug teacher Ruan to sleep, aggrieved.jpg]
[It’s true for Zheng Qing, but with Sijia’s body, even a girl like me would love it]
[So did teacher Ren and Ren Qinming date since high school? So long]
[I don’t know if it’s long, but now I only know that my ge isn’t a person. He would actually leave such a good wife and spend 330 days in a year with the filming crew, goodbye.jpg]
Ruan Song cast a sidelong glance at a certain someone who “isn’t a person”, the slender tip of his eyebrows raised.
Ren Qinming immediately followed along: “If you don’t want to smile, then don’t smile. There’s no rule in the contract that says you have to smile in photos.”
Photographer, director group: “……”
While a layperson may not understand unspoken rules, but a film emperor like you also doesn’t understand???
Can you be a bit more principled!
The bullet screen laughed to death.
[It feels like the photographer and director group’s faces are about to turn green hhh]
[Ren Qinming you can’t be saved, you really love him! Loudspeaker.jpg x3]
[Teacher Ruan’s eyebrow raise just now has bewitched me, I also i4 him wuwuwu]
Ultimately, when the final photos were released, the other guests were all in fancy clothes, looking sweet and intimate.
Only Ren Qinming and Ruan Song became the coolest pair in the six seasons of ‘19 Days of Cohabitation’, their expressions were completely as if they didn’t come to show off their love, but instead came to divorce!
The director group was already heartbroken. After all, they couldn’t afford to provoke the film emperor.
But as a result, this group of viewers were also very strange. The more Ruan Song’s expression dragged, the more they loved it!
There was no need for the director group to painstakingly make arrangements as a new hot search had already appeared.
If one clicked into [Ruan Song, the representative model of the hook-and-snare5], it was completely filled with the crying and shouting of fans saying that there was a big beauty heartthrob of the Jinjiang6 hook-and-snare community!
The director group: “???”
There were even some who arranged a 3×3 gif set of Ren Qinming and Ruan Song’s interactions since tonight’s broadcast.
Each fan kept breathing in oxygen as they asked Ruan Song to stop fishing.
The 3×3 gif set be like7:
1. Ruan Song beckoned his hand saying “Come here”, Ren Qinming immediately called “Song ge” as he walked over.
2. Ruan Song asked him “can you not be so embarrassing”, Ren Qinming immediately and obediently “Ang”ed and let him go.
3. Liang Yi said they didn’t dare recognize Ruan Song, Ruan Song responded: “No problem, it’s fine as long as Ren Qinming dares to recognize me.”
……
Also, the immediate result of this gif set, was that everyone couldn’t help but begin to question their own memory.
[Seriously, did I misunderstand Ren Qinming in the past or something? Actually, he’s always been very good, but he just doesn’t know how to express it? We just couldn’t see it?]
At that time, the staff in the filming site also fell into deep thought.
Discrepancies between the character design of a celebrity and the actual person was never unusual.
Regardless of the rampant rumors of Ren Qinming as a cold-faced King of Hell, this was the first time they had met the film emperor himself! Clearly, he really was very good and very gentle!
Regarding the photography staff, they could not stay with the production staff for the rest of the 19 days. After taking photos of the dressed up guests, they had to tidy up and leave. As such, this was a rare opportunity.
So someone was brave enough to find Ren Qinming and Ruan Song who were just about to leave to ask for a group photo.
Ruan Song thought it was nothing, so he nodded in agreement.
Ren Qinming stood next to him without even half the arrogance of a film emperor, and with considerable patience, he kept close to Ruan Song as he bent down to match the heights of everyone else to take a group photo.
The photography staff immediately and excitedly lined up.
To the extent that they wished they could bring out their phones and tell every single person in their WeChat contacts that Ren Qinming wasn’t at all as scary as they said in the rumors!
But soon, Ruan Song was called away by a staff member in the dressing room on the grounds that someone had called his phone.
Ren Qinming’s refined waist immediately stopped bending over.
The remaining workers who had yet to take a group photo were full of confidence as they requested: “Teacher Ruan left, but we can still take a photo with just you!”
Ren Qinming’s face changed in a second, and his pitch-black eyes seemed to have been submerged in ice cold water. He raised his chin as he stuffed a hand into his pocket: “Who is willing to take it with you? Not me.”
Everyone at the scene grew dazed: “?????”
Bullet screen […………]
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The author has something to say:
Bullet screen: Wake up, I will now call you Ren-double standard, mad devil, wife-con-Qinming
1. There’s no english equivalent, and this is an onomatopoeia (Ang~, tilde for emphasis hehe) but RQM is basically saying yes in a cute way.
2. Climbing the wall is a slang term for being unfaithful
3. xswl = 笑死我了, essentially lmao/lol
4. i sounds like 爱 (ai) = love. Hence, the comment = I also love him wuwuwu
5. Author actually uses 钓系 (lit. fishing department) which essentially refers to someone who is so attractive they can catch anyone (fishing champion lol). I used hook and snare for a (hopefully) better english equivalent.
6. Jinjiang is the website jjwxc
7. ‘be like’ was written in english, i left it as is despite improper gramma
Please report us if you find any errors so we can fix it asap!
Wake up, he’s a double standard, mad devil, wife-con
Actually, Ruan Song guessed that Ren Qinming would definitely use the show as an opportunity to take advantage of him.
He had also prepared to endure it.
But when Ren Qinming actually hugged him, Ruan Song heard the other’s heart frantically beating in the other’s chest, and his hand that was about to push the other away immediately softened.
After hesitating over and over again, he decided to pat the little puppy’s burning hot nape twice, comforted himself by thinking he was only acting for others to see, and asked: “Can you not be so embarrassing?”
Everyone in the crowded room was watching, yet Ren Qinming stubbornly acted as if they didn’t exist. After he extremely obediently ‘ang’ed1 in reply, he shifted aside, but as if he was afraid the other would run away, his hand tightly grasped onto the other.
The director group who had missed Ruan Song’s entrance trembled as they came forward to confirm: “This person……is teacher Ren’s boyfriend, Ruan Song?”
Ren Qinming lowered his head as he pushed both of their suitcases next to the dressing room’s mirror: “If I could, I also want to immediately obtain a marriage license.”
Director group: “…………”
[……Good guy]
The fans in the bullet screen finally sobered up, and all simultaneously thought of the previous explosive allegation from the self professed old classmate from Xiliu.
[Maybe my ge really did cry after he wasn’t accepted into A university with Ruan Song……]
[Or did they say that he cried just to give him some face……]
[Does this make sense? Is there really someone who could look this handsome with just a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt??]
[Ah…… it’s so strange, let me take another look, let me take another look]
The bullet screen in the live broadcast was a large-scale scene of self doubt.
[It seems I’m a fake wife fan, seeing Ren Qinming hold someone else’s hand I unexpectedly can’t help but smile stupidly……]
Jiang Qiqi gazed at the two in front of her who seemed to find it unbearable to part, and for the first time in her life as a love brain, felt she had met a formidable opponent.
She grabbed her fiancé who already had his makeup done and walked over.
The man’s figure was tall and lanky, and wore an entire outfit of haute couture, giving off the impression of a prince. His temperament appeared mild and gentlemanly, and it was no wonder that he was liked by an eldest young lady. His mouth spoke artfully as he gazed admiringly at Ruan Song who stood next to Ren Qinming.
“Today, Qiqi and I were still worried about what clothes to bring along with us. Who would have thought that we would expose our weakness at the first step. Normally, no one would dare appear on camera with such a simple outfit as it puts us to the test, so we didn’t dare to recognize you.”
[……?]
Turns out you can learn to talk by watching a variety show?
[High EQ: Generally, stars wouldn’t dare to wear such an outfit]
[Low EQ: Generally, stars wouldn’t wear such an outfit]
The bullet screen collectively brought out a notebook to take notes.
In the past, everyone usually only paid attention to Jiang Qiqi who appeared in public. Who would have thought her fiance unexpectedly had a few tricks up his sleeve as well.
[With one sentence he solved the embarrassment in the situation, praised Ruan Song for being good-looking, and even helped excuse Qiqi for recognizing the wrong person, amazing, amazing]
Ren Qinming naturally wouldn’t ask for trouble, and directly asked Ruan Song why the other didn’t wear the clothes he had gifted.
In the end, Ruan Song was too lazy to welcome the other’s flattery, and dealt with the matter in one sentence as he sat in front of the mirror: “No problem, it’s fine as long as Ren Qinming dares to recognize me.”
Ren Qinming’s heart was immediately pierced by an arrow: “!”
Even though he knew Ruan Song only said this casually, he still……
[Fuck? Why did I unexpectedly find that a little bit sweet?????]
Ruan Song looked up at him: “You’re just gonna stand there as punishment or something?”
Ren Qinming’s usually cold face expressed a rare sense of helplessness: “……Can I sit next to you?”
Ruan Song snorted and laughed out of anger with a ‘pft’, and then raised his eyebrow as he dragged over another makeup chair while his thin lips spread lightly. His deft reply of “Why are you still the same as you were in high school” drove the bullet screen into a frenzy.
Xu Lan had been in this industry for so long, yet she had never seen the fans’ sentiments change this quickly.
Just one second ago, they had been itching to tear into Ruan Song, yet in the next second, each one called out ‘teacher Ruan’, their mouths as sweet as anyone else!
[What the, this smile is too! Enchanting!!!]
[Sisters, I admit it, beauty is just and it’s meaningless to cling onto old habits! Clenches fist.jpg]
[Goodbye Qinming ge, goodbye fellow stans, I, am climbing the wall2, baring my teeth.jpg]
[Everyone, a wise man knows when to submit, once teacher Ruan smiled, even god would clap their hands in applause!]
[Who wouldn’t be confused after seeing this, our ge becoming confused is too normal!!]
[Who else’s eyes cling onto teacher Ruan’s body, it’s me and my ge 15551]
[Also he’s so sweet, clearly Ren Qinming is the one fawning over him, but I feel when Ruan Song dotes on him, it’s even sweeter! This ‘why are you still the same as you were in high school’, might as well just kill me to liven up the scene for them!]
[I won’t say anything else, just that Ruan Song’s bare face is too good]
[Forget it, forget it. Let me directly say, “hi sister-in-law”, or how about “forget about my ge, consider me instead!” pervert.jpg]
Ren Qinming’s fans, who previously threatened to spread Ruan Song’s ashes, fell over in their eagerness to change their views, and a new hot search immediately popped up, [Ruan Song’s smile].
Upon clicking into the article, the entire page was filled with close up images of Ruan Song’s smiling bare face.
All that nonsense about the top film emperor kissing him on the street, fighting someone for him, attending a variety show for the first time to announce their relationship, turning from a wolfdog into sweet pea……it all made sense!
With Ruan Song’s celestial beauty and ability to ensnare others, who wouldn’t become greedy after seeing him?
To the extent that partner fans all grew jealous. Unexpectedly, Ren Qinming was not only not blind in his love, but even seemed to be the one who was climbing a social ladder.
[This passerby just wants to say, I’m suddenly not envious of Ren Qinming’s partner, now I’m starting to be jealous of Ren Qinming, doge]
Outside the wooden house, the assistant Xiao Lu was not in the least surprised as he cupped his phone, and comforted Xu Lan who sat in the seat behind him: “Jie, you can rest easy now.”
Xu Lan felt the direction of public opinion was simply too unfathomable.
Regarding Ren Qinming’s situation, if they had left it the way it was, they definitely would have had to hire a navy to help with public relations with this crisis.
Either the celebrity would have to lose fans, or the public relations team would lose their skin. But as a result, Ruan Song unexpectedly resolved the crisis easily with just a smile.
She didn’t know whether to say Ruan Song was too good looking, or was it that being shallow was in vogue: “No wonder you guys weren’t worried at all before.”
As it turns out, the fans really were fine after feasting on Ruan Song’s face, and there was no huge issue at all.
“After all, fans follow their master.” Xiao Lu joked as he twisted the keys to the van, “Then jie, let’s go back now?”
Xu Lan loitered around after sending Ren Qinming because she was scared that after Ruan Song’s first appearance on camera, public opinion on Weibo couldn’t be controlled.
But as a result, the fans all climbed the wall to ship this CP, and defected without even a hint of struggle.
Xu Lan shook her head: “Let’s go, it seems that as long as Xiao Song’s face is here, then all is well, and there’s no need for me to stay.”
…
Meanwhile in the broadcast, after the guests finished their makeup, they would then go to the neighboring set to take a few photos according to the order of who finished first.
Other variety shows released promotional photos as their first appearance before they began broadcasting, only ‘19 Days of Cohabitation’ took an unconventional gamble.
Every part of the preparatory procedures became a part of their variety show, and holistically showed the behind the scenes of the artists’ work.
Jiang Qiqi and her fiance, Liang Yi, were the first guest couple to arrive at the dressing room, and naturally became the first couple to go to the neighboring filming set.
The second couple originally should have been Zheng Qing and Qin Sijia.
But the makeup artist finished putting makeup on Ren Qinming and Ruan Song very quickly, and the intermediate step of meticulously removing one’s blemishes seemed to have been completely omitted.
[If I place this pair’s bare face at the top amongst the history of guests in ‘19 Days of Cohabitation’, no one would disagree, right?]
[As long as teacher Ruan is ranked ahead of Ren Qinming, then I don’t care, pervert.jpg]
[Wuwuwu, I wish I could transfer my soul into teacher Ruan’s makeup brush]
[When you love him, he’s your gege, but when you don’t love him, he directly becomes Ren Qinming. Did you guys forget that your ID still has our ge’s name? Doge]
[I’m curious about Ruan Song’s occupation]
[Who cares about his profession, with that face of his, he’s a god for agreeing to participate in a variety show! He’s just a teacher!]
Usually whatever the guests of ‘19 Days of Cohabitation’ initially wore when they came in, would become the outfits they wore in their photos.
But Ruan Song was truly dressed too casually, to the point that it was a waste of his natural resources! It completely didn’t exhibit the superiority of his face to its fullest!
So for the first time since the beginning of history, the director group set a precedent and asked whether or not Ruan Song wanted to change into an outfit that was just prepared for him by the designer.
Ruan Song disliked anything inconvenient, and frowned: “Do I have to change?”
“Well, teacher Ren’s outfit is more formal, and your outfit isn’t quite compatible with teacher Ren’s.”
The director group believed they found an impeccable excuse.
A certain King of Hell who was unwilling to admit that he was famous for being difficult to work with, unexpectedly scrambled to answer before Ruan Song: “I can change.”
Director group: “?”
Ren Qinming: “If I change then we’ll match.”
Director group: “…………”
[Not only did they not achieve their desired result, but they even led another person astray, xswl3]
[The most important point is that my ge actually looks quite proud: Be grateful that I’m being understanding, doge]
But was this the end of inconveniences for the program team? Of course not.
…
In the filming studio, the directions of the photographer, the flashing, the continually changing angles, and the click of the camera shutter mixed together.
Each worker excitedly opened their eyes wide as they surrounded the two sides of the filming site.
The setting of the set in front of the camera was very simple. Only a gray colored curtain was hung up, and the focus of everyone’s attention was gathered in front of the curtain, intimately hugging each other.
Ren Qinming eagerly responded to the director’s “request”, and changed into a pair of jeans as well as a white t-shirt. This didn’t affect his temperament at all, and in the face of various filming requests, his heroic appearance unfolded from beginning to end.
The photographer often looked past the camera to examine them carefully, and couldn’t help exclaiming with admiration in his heart.
But then his gaze turned to land on that person who was currently being embraced in the arms of the film emperor.
The photographer’s spirit immediately drained, and countlessly lowered the camera to gesture with his hands: “Teacher Ruan, do you really not plan to smile? I’ve never met someone who didn’t laugh even a little bit while standing that close to teacher Ren.”
Ruan Song couldn’t understand, it was already pretty good that he wasn’t frowning while Ren Qinming embraced his waist: “Why do I have to smile when he’s close to me?”
The surrounding workers roared in laughter: “Of course it’s because teacher Ren is handsome! How could anyone keep a straight face when seeing a face as handsome as that.”
Qin Sijia who was happily waiting behind the scenes interjected: “How could teacher Ruan be the same as us, he’s definitely tired of seeing that face everyday.”
After saying this, she seemed to be insinuating this at Zheng Qing as she pushed his shoulder, using it as an excuse to flirt with the other.
The bullet screen in the broadcast immediately grew jealous.
[For a second, I actually didn’t know who to be jealous of, just a lemon.jpg]
[I already have a bed, the next step is how can I be able to hug teacher Ruan to sleep, aggrieved.jpg]
[It’s true for Zheng Qing, but with Sijia’s body, even a girl like me would love it]
[So did teacher Ren and Ren Qinming date since high school? So long]
[I don’t know if it’s long, but now I only know that my ge isn’t a person. He would actually leave such a good wife and spend 330 days in a year with the filming crew, goodbye.jpg]
Ruan Song cast a sidelong glance at a certain someone who “isn’t a person”, the slender tip of his eyebrows raised.
Ren Qinming immediately followed along: “If you don’t want to smile, then don’t smile. There’s no rule in the contract that says you have to smile in photos.”
Photographer, director group: “……”
While a layperson may not understand unspoken rules, but a film emperor like you also doesn’t understand???
Can you be a bit more principled!
The bullet screen laughed to death.
[It feels like the photographer and director group’s faces are about to turn green hhh]
[Ren Qinming you can’t be saved, you really love him! Loudspeaker.jpg x3]
[Teacher Ruan’s eyebrow raise just now has bewitched me, I also i4 him wuwuwu]
Ultimately, when the final photos were released, the other guests were all in fancy clothes, looking sweet and intimate.
Only Ren Qinming and Ruan Song became the coolest pair in the six seasons of ‘19 Days of Cohabitation’, their expressions were completely as if they didn’t come to show off their love, but instead came to divorce!
The director group was already heartbroken. After all, they couldn’t afford to provoke the film emperor.
But as a result, this group of viewers were also very strange. The more Ruan Song’s expression dragged, the more they loved it!
There was no need for the director group to painstakingly make arrangements as a new hot search had already appeared.
If one clicked into [Ruan Song, the representative model of the hook-and-snare5], it was completely filled with the crying and shouting of fans saying that there was a big beauty heartthrob of the Jinjiang6 hook-and-snare community!
The director group: “???”
There were even some who arranged a 3×3 gif set of Ren Qinming and Ruan Song’s interactions since tonight’s broadcast.
Each fan kept breathing in oxygen as they asked Ruan Song to stop fishing.
The 3×3 gif set be like7:
1. Ruan Song beckoned his hand saying “Come here”, Ren Qinming immediately called “Song ge” as he walked over.
2. Ruan Song asked him “can you not be so embarrassing”, Ren Qinming immediately and obediently “Ang”ed and let him go.
3. Liang Yi said they didn’t dare recognize Ruan Song, Ruan Song responded: “No problem, it’s fine as long as Ren Qinming dares to recognize me.”
……
Also, the immediate result of this gif set, was that everyone couldn’t help but begin to question their own memory.
[Seriously, did I misunderstand Ren Qinming in the past or something? Actually, he’s always been very good, but he just doesn’t know how to express it? We just couldn’t see it?]
At that time, the staff in the filming site also fell into deep thought.
Discrepancies between the character design of a celebrity and the actual person was never unusual.
Regardless of the rampant rumors of Ren Qinming as a cold-faced King of Hell, this was the first time they had met the film emperor himself! Clearly, he really was very good and very gentle!
Regarding the photography staff, they could not stay with the production staff for the rest of the 19 days. After taking photos of the dressed up guests, they had to tidy up and leave. As such, this was a rare opportunity.
So someone was brave enough to find Ren Qinming and Ruan Song who were just about to leave to ask for a group photo.
Ruan Song thought it was nothing, so he nodded in agreement.
Ren Qinming stood next to him without even half the arrogance of a film emperor, and with considerable patience, he kept close to Ruan Song as he bent down to match the heights of everyone else to take a group photo.
The photography staff immediately and excitedly lined up.
To the extent that they wished they could bring out their phones and tell every single person in their WeChat contacts that Ren Qinming wasn’t at all as scary as they said in the rumors!
But soon, Ruan Song was called away by a staff member in the dressing room on the grounds that someone had called his phone.
Ren Qinming’s refined waist immediately stopped bending over.
The remaining workers who had yet to take a group photo were full of confidence as they requested: “Teacher Ruan left, but we can still take a photo with just you!”
Ren Qinming’s face changed in a second, and his pitch-black eyes seemed to have been submerged in ice cold water. He raised his chin as he stuffed a hand into his pocket: “Who is willing to take it with you? Not me.”
Everyone at the scene grew dazed: “?????”
Bullet screen […………]
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The author has something to say:
Bullet screen: Wake up, I will now call you Ren-double standard, mad devil, wife-con-Qinming
1. There’s no english equivalent, and this is an onomatopoeia (Ang~, tilde for emphasis hehe) but RQM is basically saying yes in a cute way.
2. Climbing the wall is a slang term for being unfaithful
3. xswl = 笑死我了, essentially lmao/lol
4. i sounds like 爱 (ai) = love. Hence, the comment = I also love him wuwuwu
5. Author actually uses 钓系 (lit. fishing department) which essentially refers to someone who is so attractive they can catch anyone (fishing champion lol). I used hook and snare for a (hopefully) better english equivalent.
6. Jinjiang is the website jjwxc
7. ‘be like’ was written in english, i left it as is despite improper gramma
Wake up, he's a double standard, mad devil, wife-conActually, Ruan Song guessed that Ren Qinming would definitely use the show as an opportunity to take advantage of him.He had also prepared to endure it.But when Ren Qinming actually hugged him, Ruan Song heard the other's heart frantically beating in the other's chest, and his hand that was about to push the other away immediately softened.After hesitating over and over again, he decided to pat the little puppy's burning hot nape twice, comforted himself by thinking he was only acting for others to see, and asked: Can you not be so embarrassing?Everyone in the crowded room was watching, yet Ren Qinming stubbornly acted as if they didn't exist. After he extremely obediently ang'ed1in reply, he shifted aside, but as if he was afraid the other would run away, his hand tightly grasped onto the other.The director group who had missed Ruan Song's entrance trembled as they came forward to confirm: This personis teacher Ren's boyfriend, Ruan Song?Ren Qinming lowered his head as he pushed both of their suitcases next to the dressing room's mirror: If I could, I also want to immediately obtain a marriage license.Director group: Good guyThe fans in the bullet screen finally sobered up, and all simultaneously thought of the previous explosive allegation from the self professed old classmate from Xiliu.Maybe mygereally did cry after he wasn't accepted into A university with Ruan SongOr did they say that he cried just to give him some faceDoes this make sense? Is there really someone who could look this handsome with just a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt??Ah it's so strange, let me take another look, let me take another lookThe bullet screen in the live broadcast was a large-scale scene of self doubt.It seems I'm a fake wife fan, seeing Ren Qinming hold someone else's hand I unexpectedly can't help but smile stupidlyJiang Qiqi gazed at the two in front of her who seemed to find it unbearable to part, and for the first time in her life as a love brain, felt she had met a formidable opponent.She grabbed her fianc who already had his makeup done and walked over.The man's figure was tall and lanky, and wore an entire outfit of haute couture, giving off the impression of a prince. His temperament appeared mild and gentlemanly, and it was no wonder that he was liked by an eldest young lady. His mouth spoke artfully as he gazed admiringly at Ruan Song who stood next to Ren Qinming.Today, Qiqi and I were still worried about what clothes to bring along with us. Who would have thought that we would expose our weakness at the first step. Normally, no one would dare appear on camera with such a simple outfit as it puts us to the test, so we didn't dare to recognize you.?Turns out you can learn to talk by watching a variety show?High EQ: Generally, stars wouldn't dare to wear such an outfitLow EQ: Generally, stars wouldn't wear such an outfitThe bullet screen collectively brought out a notebook to take notes.In the past, everyone usually only paid attention to Jiang Qiqi who appeared in public. Who would have thought her fiance unexpectedly had a few tricks up his sleeve as well.With one sentence he solved the embarrassment in the situation, praised Ruan Song for being good-looking, and even helped excuse Qiqi for recognizing the wrong person, amazing, amazingRen Qinming naturally wouldn't ask for trouble, and directly asked Ruan Song why the other didn't wear the clothes he had gifted.In the end, Ruan Song was too lazy to welcome the other's flattery, and dealt with the matter in one sentence as he sat in front of the mirror: No problem, it's fine as long as Ren Qinming dares to recognize me.Ren Qinming's heart was immediately pierced by an arrow: !Even though he knew Ruan Song only said this casually, he stillFuck? Why did I unexpectedly find that a little bit sweet?????Ruan Song looked up at him: You're just gonna stand there as punishment or something?Ren Qinming's usually cold face expressed a rare sense of helplessness: Can I sit next to you?Ruan Song snorted and laughed out of anger with a pft', and then raised his eyebrow as he dragged over another makeup chair while his thin lips spread lightly. His deft reply of Why are you still the same as you were in high school drove the bullet screen into a frenzy.Xu Lan had been in this industry for so long, yet she had never seen the fans' sentiments change this quickly.Just one second ago, they had been itching to tear into Ruan Song, yet in the next second, each one called out teacher Ruan', their mouths as sweet as anyone else!What the, this smile is too! Enchanting!!!Sisters, I admit it, beauty is just and it's meaningless to cling onto old habits! Clenches fist.jpgGoodbye Qinmingge, goodbye fellow stans, I, am climbing the wall2, baring my teeth.jpgEveryone, a wise man knows when to submit, once teacher Ruan smiled, even god would clap their hands in applause!Who wouldn't be confused after seeing this, ourgebecoming confused is too normal!!Who else's eyes cling onto teacher Ruan's body, it's me and myge15551Also he's so sweet, clearly Ren Qinming is the one fawning over him, but I feel when Ruan Song dotes on him, it's even sweeter! This why are you still the same as you were in high school', might as well just kill me to liven up the scene for them!I won't say anything else, just that Ruan Song's bare face is too goodForget it, forget it. Let me directly say, hi sister-in-law, or how about forget about myge, consider me instead! pervert.jpgRen Qinming's fans, who previously threatened to spread Ruan Song's ashes, fell over in their eagerness to change their views, and a new hot search immediately popped up, Ruan Song's smile.Upon clicking into the article, the entire page was filled with close up images of Ruan Song's smiling bare face.All that nonsense about the top film emperor kissing him on the street, fighting someone for him, attending a variety show for the first time to announce their relationship, turning from a wolfdog into sweet peait all made sense!With Ruan Song's celestial beauty and ability to ensnare others, who wouldn't become greedy after seeing him?To the extent that partner fans all grew jealous. Unexpectedly, Ren Qinming was not only not blind in his love, but even seemed to be the one who was climbing a social ladder.This passerby just wants to say, I'm suddenly not envious of Ren Qinming's partner, now I'm starting to be jealous of Ren Qinming, dogeOutside the wooden house, the assistantXiaoLu was not in the least surprised as he cupped his phone, and comforted Xu Lan who sat in the seat behind him: Jie, you can rest easy now.Xu Lan felt the direction of public opinion was simply too unfathomable.Regarding Ren Qinming's situation, if they had left it the way it was, they definitely would have had to hire a navy to help with public relations with this crisis.Either the celebrity would have to lose fans, or the public relations team would lose their skin. But as a result, Ruan Song unexpectedly resolved the crisis easily with just a smile.She didn't know whether to say Ruan Song was too good looking, or was it that being shallow was in vogue: No wonder you guys weren't worried at all before.As it turns out, the fans really were fine after feasting on Ruan Song's face, and there was no huge issue at all.After all, fans follow their master.XiaoLu joked as he twisted the keys to the van, Thenjie, let's go back now?Xu Lan loitered around after sending Ren Qinming because she was scared that after Ruan Song's first appearance on camera, public opinion on Weibo couldn't be controlled.But as a result, the fans all climbed the wall to ship this CP, and defected without even a hint of struggle.Xu Lan shook her head: Let's go, it seems that as long asXiaoSong's face is here, then all is well, and there's no need for me to stay.Meanwhile in the broadcast, after the guests finished their makeup, they would then go to the neighboring set to take a few photos according to the order of who finished first.Other variety shows released promotional photos as their first appearance before they began broadcasting, only 19 Days of Cohabitation' took an unconventional gamble.Every part of the preparatory procedures became a part of their variety show, and holistically showed the behind the scenes of the artists' work.Jiang Qiqi and her fiance, Liang Yi, were the first guest couple to arrive at the dressing room, and naturally became the first couple to go to the neighboring filming set.The second couple originally should have been Zheng Qing and Qin Sijia.But the makeup artist finished putting makeup on Ren Qinming and Ruan Song very quickly, and the intermediate step of meticulously removing one's blemishes seemed to have been completely omitted.If I place this pair's bare face at the top amongst the history of guests in 19 Days of Cohabitation', no one would disagree, right?As long as teacher Ruan is ranked ahead of Ren Qinming, then I don't care, pervert.jpgWuwuwu, I wish I could transfer my soul into teacher Ruan's makeup brushWhen you love him, he's yourgege, but when you don't love him, he directly becomes Ren Qinming. Did you guys forget that your ID still has ourge's name? DogeI'm curious about Ruan Song's occupationWho cares about his profession, with that face of his, he's a god for agreeing to participate in a variety show! He's just a teacher!Usually whatever the guests of 19 Days of Cohabitation' initially wore when they came in, would become the outfits they wore in their photos.But Ruan Song was truly dressed too casually, to the point that it was a waste of his natural resources! It completely didn't exhibit the superiority of his face to its fullest!So for the first time since the beginning of history, the director group set a precedent and asked whether or not Ruan Song wanted to change into an outfit that was just prepared for him by the designer.Ruan Song disliked anything inconvenient, and frowned: Do I have to change?Well, teacher Ren's outfit is more formal, and your outfit isn't quite compatible with teacher Ren's.The director group believed they found an impeccable excuse.A certain King of Hell who was unwilling to admit that he was famous for being difficult to work with, unexpectedly scrambled to answer before Ruan Song: I can change.Director group: ?Ren Qinming: If I change then we'll match.Director group: Not only did they not achieve their desired result, but they even led another person astray, xswl3The most important point is that mygeactually looks quite proud: Be grateful that I'm being understanding, dogeBut was this the end of inconveniences for the program team? Of course not.In the filming studio, the directions of the photographer, the flashing, the continually changing angles, and the click of the camera shutter mixed together.Each worker excitedly opened their eyes wide as they surrounded the two sides of the filming site.The setting of the set in front of the camera was very simple. Only a gray colored curtain was hung up, and the focus of everyone's attention was gathered in front of the curtain, intimately hugging each other.Ren Qinming eagerly responded to the director's request, and changed into a pair of jeans as well as a white t-shirt. This didn't affect his temperament at all, and in the face of various filming requests, his heroic appearance unfolded from beginning to end.The photographer often looked past the camera to examine them carefully, and couldn't help exclaiming with admiration in his heart.But then his gaze turned to land on that person who was currently being embraced in the arms of the film emperor.The photographer's spirit immediately drained, and countlessly lowered the camera to gesture with his hands: Teacher Ruan, do you really not plan to smile? I've never met someone who didn't laugh even a little bit while standing that close to teacher Ren.Ruan Song couldn't understand, it was already pretty good that he wasn't frowning while Ren Qinming embraced his waist: Why do I have to smile when he's close to me?The surrounding workers roared in laughter: Of course it's because teacher Ren is handsome! How could anyone keep a straight face when seeing a face as handsome as that.Qin Sijia who was happily waiting behind the scenes interjected: How could teacher Ruan be the same as us, he's definitely tired of seeing that face everyday.After saying this, she seemed to be insinuating this at Zheng Qing as she pushed his shoulder, using it as an excuse to flirt with the other.The bullet screen in the broadcast immediately grew jealous.For a second, I actually didn't know who to be jealous of, just a lemon.jpgI already have a bed, the next step is how can I be able to hug teacher Ruan to sleep, aggrieved.jpgIt's true for Zheng Qing, but with Sijia's body, even a girl like me would love itSo did teacher Ren and Ren Qinming date since high school? So longI don't know if it's long, but now I only know that mygeisn't a person. He would actually leave such a good wife and spend 330 days in a year with the filming crew, goodbye.jpgRuan Song cast a sidelong glance at a certain someone who isn't a person, the slender tip of his eyebrows raised.Ren Qinming immediately followed along: If you don't want to smile, then don't smile. There's no rule in the contract that says you have to smile in photos.Photographer, director group: While a layperson may not understand unspoken rules, but a film emperor like you also doesn't understand???Can you be a bit more principled!The bullet screen laughed to death.It feels like the photographer and director group's faces are about to turn green hhhRen Qinming you can't be saved, you really love him! Loudspeaker.jpg x3Teacher Ruan's eyebrow raise just now has bewitched me, I also i4himwuwuwuUltimately, when the final photos were released, the other guests were all in fancy clothes, looking sweet and intimate.Only Ren Qinming and Ruan Song became the coolest pair in the six seasons of 19 Days of Cohabitation', their expressions were completely as if they didn't come to show off their love, but instead came to divorce!The director group was already heartbroken. After all, they couldn't afford to provoke the film emperor.But as a result, this group of viewers were also very strange. The more Ruan Song's expression dragged, the more they loved it!There was no need for the director group to painstakingly make arrangements as a new hot search had already appeared.If one clicked into Ruan Song, the representative model of the hook-and-snare5, it was completely filled with the crying and shouting of fans saying that there was a big beauty heartthrob of the Jinjiang6hook-and-snare community!The director group: ???There were even some who arranged a 33 gif set of Ren Qinming and Ruan Song's interactions since tonight's broadcast.Each fan kept breathing in oxygen as they asked Ruan Song to stop fishing.The 33 gif set be like7:1. Ruan Song beckoned his hand saying Come here, Ren Qinming immediately called Songge as he walked over.2. Ruan Song asked him can you not be so embarrassing, Ren Qinming immediately and obediently Anged and let him go.3. Liang Yi said they didn't dare recognize Ruan Song, Ruan Song responded: No problem, it's fine as long as Ren Qinming dares to recognize me.Also, the immediate result of this gif set, was that everyone couldn't help but begin to question their own memory.Seriously, did I misunderstand Ren Qinming in the past or something? Actually, he's always been very good, but he just doesn't know how to express it? We just couldn't see it?At that time, the staff in the filming site also fell into deep thought.Discrepancies between the character design of a celebrity and the actual person was never unusual.Regardless of the rampant rumors of Ren Qinming as a cold-faced King of Hell, this was the first time they had met the film emperor himself! Clearly, he really was very good and very gentle!Regarding the photography staff, they could not stay with the production staff for the rest of the 19 days. After taking photos of the dressed up guests, they had to tidy up and leave. As such, this was a rare opportunity.So someone was brave enough to find Ren Qinming and Ruan Song who were just about to leave to ask for a group photo.Ruan Song thought it was nothing, so he nodded in agreement.Ren Qinming stood next to him without even half the arrogance of a film emperor, and with considerable patience, he kept close to Ruan Song as he bent down to match the heights of everyone else to take a group photo.The photography staff immediately and excitedly lined up.To the extent that they wished they could bring out their phones and tell every single person in their WeChat contacts that Ren Qinming wasn't at all as scary as they said in the rumors!But soon, Ruan Song was called away by a staff member in the dressing room on the grounds that someone had called his phone.Ren Qinming's refined waist immediately stopped bending over.The remaining workers who had yet to take a group photo were full of confidence as they requested: Teacher Ruan left, but we can still take a photo with just you!Ren Qinming's face changed in a second, and his pitch-black eyes seemed to have been submerged in ice cold water. He raised his chin as he stuffed a hand into his pocket: Who is willing to take it with you? Not me.Everyone at the scene grew dazed: ?????Bullet screen .The author has something to say:Bullet screen: Wake up, I will now call you Ren-double standard, mad devil, wife-con-Qinming1. There's no english equivalent, and this is an onomatopoeia Ang~, tilde for emphasis hehe but RQM is basically saying yes in a cute way.2. Climbing the wall is a slang term for being unfaithful3. xswl = , essentially lmao/lol4. i sounds like ai = love. Hence, the comment = I also love him wuwuwu5. Author actually uses lit. fishing department which essentially refers to someone who is so attractive they can catch anyone fishing champion lol. I used hook and snare for a hopefully better english equivalent.6. Jinjiang is the website jjwxc7. be like' was written in english, i left it as is despite improper gramma
