28 Monologue of A Certain Girl
「Sorry. I-I’m really happy to receive that letter, but I only think of you as a friend… going out is a little bit…」
I called out the guy who looked like the one who gave me the love letter, but he looked the same as any other boy, neither good nor bad. If I were forced to say, he belonged to below average.
The letter was a mess, almost unreadable, I couldn’t even read the name or the class of the sender.
Well, I then went to the class that, according to what I deciphered in the letter, was the class the sender of the letter was in and asked someone to call 「XXXI-something-kun.」. His name happened to be written on the blackboard for today’s class duty.
Well, since it’s kinda pitiful if I just straight-up rejecting him. Let’s put on a bit of a cute gesture while rejecting him.
「THAT’S WHY, SORRY! MITARAI!」
Thus, I turned around and left after I told him so.
He seemed to be shouting something but that’s none of my business. Maybe he thought that I wouldn’t reject him. Hah, dream on, have you ever tried to see your own reflection in the mirror? Well, it couldn’t be helped, it was my fault for being too adorable.
「Let’s tell Maki about this matter too.」
Messaging with LINE was too slow for this. It’s time to use phone call aaand, conne-…. Wait, why did she cut my call immediately? Are you trying to mess with me!?
After calling her again and again, she finally accepted my call.
「HEY MAKI, WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!」
『… Sorry, but we don’t want to have anything to do with you again, EVER.』
「Haah!? What are you talking about! You’re just joking right?」
『You… have you already forgot about what you did to Tsukunecchi? Not only did you insult her verbally, you even called her a slow-witted princess on the internet, you’re also spreading all kinds of false rumors about her. Thanks to your action, we decided that we can’t deal with you anymore. And since you’re the kind of person that needs special attention whether when you’re at a cosplay or dance party, we who come along with you end up being ostracized by the others. That’s why we decided that it’s much better if we just kick you out. That’s why NEVER COME AGAIN!!!』
「Wait, what do you me–」
She cut me off.
SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!?
Tsukune, that slow-witted girl!? The one who was cosplaying as heroine in 『Seiroku』, the girl who was waiting upon Duke, Fredrick, and all capture targets. As if to rub salt into injury, she even added Katrina and the other rival girls into yuri harem. I was thinking about including them as my friend since this was the first time I saw a cosplay group with a complete cast in it.
And yet, despite telling that slow-witted girl about the date and place of gathering, no one but her came. When I told her to call the others, she insisted that the other members couldn’t come since they’re busy. Even though everyone had already decided to do this gathering, this selfish girl messed up our plan, so I wrote about her later in my blog, mixing a lot of lies within a small amount of truth.
Aah, so annoying.
I guess I’ll vent this feeling in karao-… eh, what’s this scream?
A car entered the walkway, running over some people walking in there. Moreover, a truck was heading towards me due to the chain of collisions and the――
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Where is this? This place is cold, and I’m hungry. Aah, someone stop that baby’s crying already.
Their crying voices were annoying as hell.
It was only sometime later that I realized I was reincarnated.
The heck, where is the explanation in the white room before I got sent to reincarnate? Can the god of this world at least do their job properly!?
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「Aah, Irene is skipping her sweeping job again. Let’s report her to the director.」
「Shut up. I’ve got enough of that already. Listen, I’m someone who will marry the crown prince, the future queen of this kingdom. I’m different from lowly peasants like you.」
Yes, I’m different from you peasants. Why, you ask? Because I’m Irene. I’m the heroine of 『Saint Legend~Descendant of Six Gods~』. Strawberry blonde hair, pretty and adorable face. One glance is enough for anyone to like me. Dirty and lowly people like you aren’t worth my time.
Geez, why didn’t that lazy god add a skip function when he reincarnated me? Seriously God, do your job properly, will ya?
「Do your cleaning job properly. You’re already five years old. Stop talking about your strange dream and start helping with cleaning.」
The oldest girl was glaring at me as she spoke. She was an unpleasant girl who was always ordering me. And yet, for some reason, everyone loved her.
「Just leave that crazy girl alone, Lia-neechan. Look, the director is almost going back. Today is the birthday party of the crown prince, right? He’ll definitely go back with a lot of delicious treats for us, let’s finish cleaning quickly.」
SAY WHAT!?
Didn’t that mean that I could meet the prince… Elliot if I go now?
This wasn’t the time to waste my time in this orphanage!
「WAIT, IRENE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING! IRENEEEE!」
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After I went through the secret passage whose entrance was located in the tree-planting forest park, I finally arrived at the 『Rose’s Maze』.
Fufufu, I can’t wait to see who I’m going to meet now.
When I was looking at the garden, I saw the figures of children eating the food on the table. That yellow hair, so it was Theodore huh.
Well, I guess it really couldn’t be helped, let’s finish this tutorial as fast as possible.
And yet, even though I was right here, Theodore was leading the girl with yellow hair by hand as if they’re going on a date.
What was that slow-witted woman doing to my Theodore? Even though you’re just a clumsy girl who is always loitering around Theodore and got beaten so easily by the heroine(Irene AKA me).
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As if I’m gonna let you have a date with Theodore leaving me behind!
Wait in there, Theodore. Your heroine will save you from that slow-witted girl.
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Eh, Wha-Wha-What’s happening here!
Why am I the one at fault?! I’m just following the script!
Why is Theodore glaring at me as if I’m his enemy… I mean, You’re safe a tile Theodore who was always replying with a smile no matter what I say to you, right? Why are you going as far as protecting that slow-witted girl… Oh well, it can’t be helped, Theodore was a nice guy after all. It was only natural that he treated that slow-witted woman kindly too. It was the fault of that slow-witted woman for intentionally trying to fall into the water fountain when I pushed her. Yes, she was just doing that to attract Theodore’s attention. Too bad, I’m right here to stop your stupid act.
I mean, that slow-witted girl was also trying to disturb me from talking to Fredrick too.
But, I guess that was enough for today. I had to go back right now since there were so many people searching around the thickets.
「Oi, you over there.」
When I turned around towards the voice that was calling out to me…
There I saw the figure of my prince, Elliot-sama.
「So you’re that suspicious person, huh. How dare you mess around during my birthday party! Even though my big brother finally attended my party, how dare you spoil it―― But, I’ll at least forgive you for making that insolent boy eat the dust with your punch.」
I unintentionally embraced him.
「I-Insole――」
「『I will make your wish come true. I’m gonna help you to get along with your big brother.』」
「YOUR HIGHNESS!」
Since I heard the voice of approaching soldiers, I jumped into the thickets right after I told him the catchphrase. Just like that, I retraced my way back by using the same secret passage, went back to the orphanage, and secluded myself in my room.
YAAAY! I DID IT!
Now that I’d told him the line to catch Elliot’s heart, I’d captured him!
Let’s leave the rest to everyone’s best friend, Theodore.
「Have you returned, Irene?」
Director entered after knocking on the door of my room.
「Since you’ve returned, tell me one thing. Where did you disappear to until just a while ago? Everyone was worried about you.」
You liar! There was no way everyone was worrying about me. They just wanted to tell the director that I’d been neglecting my cleaning duty.
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「Good grief, you won’t be able to make friends if you keep acting like that you know.」
Like I care about those mobs!
「Anyhow, please come to my office. You have a guest.」
「Eh? a visitor for me?」
「Yeah, it’s Baron Plum’s couple. Behave when you show yourself in front of them.」
HERE IT COMES!
Girl of Baron Household, Irene Plum. This was the Heroine’s default name.
In short, my name. Whether it was villainess, other rival girls, or mobs, none of them could match against me. Why, you ask? It’s because I’m the heroine! My fate(script) had already been decided. [TL: Did she deliberately dismiss the (Unfortunate)fate(bad end)?]
Yes, everyone will bow before me, THE HEROINE!!
28 Monologue of A Certain Girl
「Sorry. I-I’m really happy to receive that letter, but I only think of you as a friend… going out is a little bit…」
I called out the guy who looked like the one who gave me the love letter, but he looked the same as any other boy, neither good nor bad. If I were forced to say, he belonged to below average.
The letter was a mess, almost unreadable, I couldn’t even read the name or the class of the sender.
Well, I then went to the class that, according to what I deciphered in the letter, was the class the sender of the letter was in and asked someone to call 「XXXI-something-kun.」. His name happened to be written on the blackboard for today’s class duty.
Well, since it’s kinda pitiful if I just straight-up rejecting him. Let’s put on a bit of a cute gesture while rejecting him.
「THAT’S WHY, SORRY! MITARAI!」
Thus, I turned around and left after I told him so.
He seemed to be shouting something but that’s none of my business. Maybe he thought that I wouldn’t reject him. Hah, dream on, have you ever tried to see your own reflection in the mirror? Well, it couldn’t be helped, it was my fault for being too adorable.
「Let’s tell Maki about this matter too.」
Messaging with LINE was too slow for this. It’s time to use phone call aaand, conne-…. Wait, why did she cut my call immediately? Are you trying to mess with me!?
After calling her again and again, she finally accepted my call.
「HEY MAKI, WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!」
『… Sorry, but we don’t want to have anything to do with you again, EVER.』
「Haah!? What are you talking about! You’re just joking right?」
『You… have you already forgot about what you did to Tsukunecchi? Not only did you insult her verbally, you even called her a slow-witted princess on the internet, you’re also spreading all kinds of false rumors about her. Thanks to your action, we decided that we can’t deal with you anymore. And since you’re the kind of person that needs special attention whether when you’re at a cosplay or dance party, we who come along with you end up being ostracized by the others. That’s why we decided that it’s much better if we just kick you out. That’s why NEVER COME AGAIN!!!』
「Wait, what do you me–」
She cut me off.
SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!?
Tsukune, that slow-witted girl!? The one who was cosplaying as heroine in 『Seiroku』, the girl who was waiting upon Duke, Fredrick, and all capture targets. As if to rub salt into injury, she even added Katrina and the other rival girls into yuri harem. I was thinking about including them as my friend since this was the first time I saw a cosplay group with a complete cast in it.
And yet, despite telling that slow-witted girl about the date and place of gathering, no one but her came. When I told her to call the others, she insisted that the other members couldn’t come since they’re busy. Even though everyone had already decided to do this gathering, this selfish girl messed up our plan, so I wrote about her later in my blog, mixing a lot of lies within a small amount of truth.
Aah, so annoying.
I guess I’ll vent this feeling in karao-… eh, what’s this scream?
A car entered the walkway, running over some people walking in there. Moreover, a truck was heading towards me due to the chain of collisions and the――
◇
Where is this? This place is cold, and I’m hungry. Aah, someone stop that baby’s crying already.
Their crying voices were annoying as hell.
It was only sometime later that I realized I was reincarnated.
The heck, where is the explanation in the white room before I got sent to reincarnate? Can the god of this world at least do their job properly!?
◇
「Aah, Irene is skipping her sweeping job again. Let’s report her to the director.」
「Shut up. I’ve got enough of that already. Listen, I’m someone who will marry the crown prince, the future queen of this kingdom. I’m different from lowly peasants like you.」
Yes, I’m different from you peasants. Why, you ask? Because I’m Irene. I’m the heroine of 『Saint Legend~Descendant of Six Gods~』. Strawberry blonde hair, pretty and adorable face. One glance is enough for anyone to like me. Dirty and lowly people like you aren’t worth my time.
Geez, why didn’t that lazy god add a skip function when he reincarnated me? Seriously God, do your job properly, will ya?
「Do your cleaning job properly. You’re already five years old. Stop talking about your strange dream and start helping with cleaning.」
The oldest girl was glaring at me as she spoke. She was an unpleasant girl who was always ordering me. And yet, for some reason, everyone loved her.
「Just leave that crazy girl alone, Lia-neechan. Look, the director is almost going back. Today is the birthday party of the crown prince, right? He’ll definitely go back with a lot of delicious treats for us, let’s finish cleaning quickly.」
SAY WHAT!?
Didn’t that mean that I could meet the prince… Elliot if I go now?
This wasn’t the time to waste my time in this orphanage!
「WAIT, IRENE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING! IRENEEEE!」
◇
After I went through the secret passage whose entrance was located in the tree-planting forest park, I finally arrived at the 『Rose’s Maze』.
Fufufu, I can’t wait to see who I’m going to meet now.
When I was looking at the garden, I saw the figures of children eating the food on the table. That yellow hair, so it was Theodore huh.
Well, I guess it really couldn’t be helped, let’s finish this tutorial as fast as possible.
And yet, even though I was right here, Theodore was leading the girl with yellow hair by hand as if they’re going on a date.
What was that slow-witted woman doing to my Theodore? Even though you’re just a clumsy girl who is always loitering around Theodore and got beaten so easily by the heroine(Irene AKA me).
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As if I’m gonna let you have a date with Theodore leaving me behind!
Wait in there, Theodore. Your heroine will save you from that slow-witted girl.
◇
Eh, Wha-Wha-What’s happening here!
Why am I the one at fault?! I’m just following the script!
Why is Theodore glaring at me as if I’m his enemy… I mean, You’re safe a tile Theodore who was always replying with a smile no matter what I say to you, right? Why are you going as far as protecting that slow-witted girl… Oh well, it can’t be helped, Theodore was a nice guy after all. It was only natural that he treated that slow-witted woman kindly too. It was the fault of that slow-witted woman for intentionally trying to fall into the water fountain when I pushed her. Yes, she was just doing that to attract Theodore’s attention. Too bad, I’m right here to stop your stupid act.
I mean, that slow-witted girl was also trying to disturb me from talking to Fredrick too.
But, I guess that was enough for today. I had to go back right now since there were so many people searching around the thickets.
「Oi, you over there.」
When I turned around towards the voice that was calling out to me…
There I saw the figure of my prince, Elliot-sama.
「So you’re that suspicious person, huh. How dare you mess around during my birthday party! Even though my big brother finally attended my party, how dare you spoil it―― But, I’ll at least forgive you for making that insolent boy eat the dust with your punch.」
I unintentionally embraced him.
「I-Insole――」
「『I will make your wish come true. I’m gonna help you to get along with your big brother.』」
「YOUR HIGHNESS!」
Since I heard the voice of approaching soldiers, I jumped into the thickets right after I told him the catchphrase. Just like that, I retraced my way back by using the same secret passage, went back to the orphanage, and secluded myself in my room.
YAAAY! I DID IT!
Now that I’d told him the line to catch Elliot’s heart, I’d captured him!
Let’s leave the rest to everyone’s best friend, Theodore.
「Have you returned, Irene?」
Director entered after knocking on the door of my room.
「Since you’ve returned, tell me one thing. Where did you disappear to until just a while ago? Everyone was worried about you.」
You liar! There was no way everyone was worrying about me. They just wanted to tell the director that I’d been neglecting my cleaning duty.
""
「Good grief, you won’t be able to make friends if you keep acting like that you know.」
Like I care about those mobs!
「Anyhow, please come to my office. You have a guest.」
「Eh? a visitor for me?」
「Yeah, it’s Baron Plum’s couple. Behave when you show yourself in front of them.」
HERE IT COMES!
Girl of Baron Household, Irene Plum. This was the Heroine’s default name.
In short, my name. Whether it was villainess, other rival girls, or mobs, none of them could match against me. Why, you ask? It’s because I’m the heroine! My fate(script) had already been decided. [TL: Did she deliberately dismiss the (Unfortunate)fate(bad end)?]
Yes, everyone will bow before me, THE HEROINE!!
