Chapter 1146: Laxatives
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To Liu Bei's surprise, Jiang Siming's army did not attack the city, but retreated to camp thirty miles away.
Not only was there no siege today, but on the second and third days... Jiang Siming's army did not move.
Liu Bei was still afraid that Jiang Siming would use the same trick he used to deal with Yuan Shu in digging tunnels. He hurriedly sent people out of the city to scan all the easy-to-dig grounds every day to prevent anyone from digging tunnels at any time.
But I searched all over the city and outside the city, but found no trace of digging a tunnel.
Liu Bei was very puzzled. What is Jiang Siming's plan? Why didn't he move here for several days?
Isn't he wasting his military rations?
Liu Bei thought about it for a long time, but in the end he couldn't think of why, and he simply couldn't come out in Pengcheng.
In this way, time passed day by day, and the guards in the city gradually relaxed.
Think Jiang Siming's army has nothing to do, so he can only stare.
In Jiang Siming's camp of the Chinese Army, Jiang Siming was leaning on the chair, writing and drawing on the case table.
If someone leaned in to read it, he would definitely think he was reading a book.
In fact, Jiang Siming didn't worry about the siege. He was drawing architectural drawings. The buildings that might be needed in the future, Jiang Siming had nothing to do in the Three Kingdoms, and he painted them all.
By the way, I also drew the imperial palace to be built in the future to unify the world, built one by one according to the Forbidden City, hehe.
The Forbidden City is a building from the Ming and Qing dynasties, but it doesn't exist now, so Jiang Siming plans to get it out and become the emperor in it.
Dian Wei waited loyally outside the books.
It was already sweltering in the Three Kingdoms at this time. Dian Wei was shirtless and only wore a light armor. Despite the heat, he still endured the task of guarding Jiang Siming.
"Dian Wei, come in for a drink of iced plum soup."
Jiang Siming was also distressed for his beloved general. He obtained a lot of ice cubes from Qiankun Ring, and other generals received a lot.
"Lord, it's okay, I can stand it." Dian Wei smiled, only white teeth were visible under his dark skin.
Jiang Siming looked amused, and simply raised his hand, a breeze blew across Dian Wei, and he trembled in comfort.
"Hey, it's weird, where's the cool breeze, it's so **** comfortable." Dian Wei whispered to himself, standing even more straight now.
Not long after, Guo Jia came over, along with Xun Yu and Xu Shu.
"Master, Army Master Guo, Army Master Xun, and Master Xu are here."
Although Xu Shu is only with the army for the time being, he is actually also a military division. Sooner or later, he will be promoted.
It's just that Xu Shu hasn't done much credit yet. If he is promoted at will, other counsellors will feel unwilling.
"Come in." Jiang Siming said without looking up.
When the three entered the army, Guo Jia took the lead with a smile and handed over to Jiang Siming: "Congratulations to the lord, congratulations to the lord."
"How can you congratulate the truth? How can you congratulate you? I can't tell you don't want to eat today." Jiang Siming frightened.
Guo Jia was not at all shocked, he knew that the lord was joking with him.
After being in contact for a long time, Guo Jiaxunyu and the others are grateful that they can meet such a master.
Not only give the greatest support and trust in their work, let them do what they do, but also care about their personal life and body.
The ministers often eat together and hunt together, just like brothers.
They can guarantee that this feeling will never be seen in other princes.
Working under Jiang Siming, there is a family atmosphere, and a sense of belonging makes them never think of another place.
Even if Jiang Siming had dismissed them from their posts and demoted them to common people, they would still be willing to spend their entire lives in Jiang Siming's territory.
"Lord, Feng Xiao said that the lord is happy, so naturally he is happy. If you don't believe me, ask Yuan Zhi and Wen Ruo." Guo Jia said with a smile.
Xu Shu and Xun Yu were speechless to him, and at the same time they understood that Guo Jia wanted to give them more opportunities.
"Yuan Zhi, let's talk about it." Xun Yu pushed the ball to Xu Shu again.
Xu Shu had no choice but to stand up and say to Jiang Siming: "Master, we finally waited for the scorching heat these few days. Inside and outside of Xuzhou City, the sun is scorching, the horses are lacking, and the guard is loose. This is the best time to implement our plan!"
"Is your medicine ready?" Jiang Siming asked.
Xun Yu smiled and nodded, and said: "Thanks to the lord, the minister will use all the laxatives in Chang'an and Hanzhong to ensure that they will be poured into the river and flow into the city. The people and livestock in the city are in the time when they are thirsty and need to drink water. Effectiveness of the medicine. Second, when they drink the most frequently, even if the common people are recruited by diarrhea and weakness, but for Liu Bei's army, it is their weakest time. Wait until then to attack the city to ensure that our army will not It takes as little effort to conquer the city."
It turns out that there has been no movement in the past few days, but they are waiting for the rain to finish these days and the weather comes to the hottest time.
"Then go and do it, you won't be able to get Pengcheng within ten days of eating it. The three of you don't want to eat hot pot and drink anymore this year." Jiang Siming warned.
The three of them all smiled embarrassedly. Guo Jia loves to drink, and Xu Shu and Xun Yu love to eat hot pot. It's not enough for them to have no alcohol or hot pot this year.
Although it was not a big punishment, the three military divisions did not want to disappoint the lord.
So immediately went down to arrange.
Soon, all the laxatives collected were dumped into the underground river in Xuzhou. The amount of these medicines was enough to cause at least one third of the people in the city to have diarrhea.
Not long after the laxative was poured, when Pengcheng had the hottest time, everyone had to drink nearly a bucket of water every day.
The frequency of fetching water is very high, especially the Pengcheng soldiers who wear armor every day.
The armor is thick and heavy, and you have to guard the city in the sun, and the sweat you shed every day counts.
Liu Bei couldn't help it. I didn't know when Jiang Siming suddenly attacked the city. He could only let the soldiers wear every day. In order to cool them down, he could only give them more water.
But soon, Liu Bei noticed something was wrong, and many people in the army started to have a stomachache.
At first he only thought that everyone drank too much cold water, but soon, more and more people had stomach troubles, and the toilet was full every day.
Many soldiers waited in line, so they just found a place in the city to have fun.
After the diarrhea, all of them were exhausted, joking, and diarrhea on such a hot day, isn’t this terrible?
Liu Bei was anxious and asked the doctor for diagnosis and treatment, but the doctor's diagnosis and treatment couldn't keep up with the speed of infection.
In addition, there was too much stool to be discharged from the city, and the ancient excretion system was very poor, and countless stools rotted crazily under the scorching sun.
It also became a paradise for all kinds of maggots and flies, and gradually even began to get malaria.
This is worse, Liu Bei can only quickly let everyone clean up the excrement in the city and bury it underground.
Three days later, the air in Pengcheng carried a strange smell.
The people in the city complained constantly, and the soldiers in Pengcheng had no fighting spirit. They were all limp, so they didn't want to fight.
[Author's digression]: Third, the update is a bit slower, but it is still coming, sorry~
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To Liu Bei's surprise, Jiang Siming's army did not attack the city, but retreated to camp thirty miles away.
Not only was there no siege today, but on the second and third days... Jiang Siming's army did not move.
Liu Bei was still afraid that Jiang Siming would use the same trick he used to deal with Yuan Shu in digging tunnels. He hurriedly sent people out of the city to scan all the easy-to-dig grounds every day to prevent anyone from digging tunnels at any time.
But I searched all over the city and outside the city, but found no trace of digging a tunnel.
Liu Bei was very puzzled. What is Jiang Siming's plan? Why didn't he move here for several days?
Isn't he wasting his military rations?
Liu Bei thought about it for a long time, but in the end he couldn't think of why, and he simply couldn't come out in Pengcheng.
In this way, time passed day by day, and the guards in the city gradually relaxed.
Think Jiang Siming's army has nothing to do, so he can only stare.
In Jiang Siming's camp of the Chinese Army, Jiang Siming was leaning on the chair, writing and drawing on the case table.
If someone leaned in to read it, he would definitely think he was reading a book.
In fact, Jiang Siming didn't worry about the siege. He was drawing architectural drawings. The buildings that might be needed in the future, Jiang Siming had nothing to do in the Three Kingdoms, and he painted them all.
By the way, I also drew the imperial palace to be built in the future to unify the world, built one by one according to the Forbidden City, hehe.
The Forbidden City is a building from the Ming and Qing dynasties, but it doesn't exist now, so Jiang Siming plans to get it out and become the emperor in it.
Dian Wei waited loyally outside the books.
It was already sweltering in the Three Kingdoms at this time. Dian Wei was shirtless and only wore a light armor. Despite the heat, he still endured the task of guarding Jiang Siming.
"Dian Wei, come in for a drink of iced plum soup."
Jiang Siming was also distressed for his beloved general. He obtained a lot of ice cubes from Qiankun Ring, and other generals received a lot.
"Lord, it's okay, I can stand it." Dian Wei smiled, only white teeth were visible under his dark skin.
Jiang Siming looked amused, and simply raised his hand, a breeze blew across Dian Wei, and he trembled in comfort.
"Hey, it's weird, where's the cool breeze, it's so **** comfortable." Dian Wei whispered to himself, standing even more straight now.
Not long after, Guo Jia came over, along with Xun Yu and Xu Shu.
"Master, Army Master Guo, Army Master Xun, and Master Xu are here."
Although Xu Shu is only with the army for the time being, he is actually also a military division. Sooner or later, he will be promoted.
It's just that Xu Shu hasn't done much credit yet. If he is promoted at will, other counsellors will feel unwilling.
"Come in." Jiang Siming said without looking up.
When the three entered the army, Guo Jia took the lead with a smile and handed over to Jiang Siming: "Congratulations to the lord, congratulations to the lord."
"How can you congratulate the truth? How can you congratulate you? I can't tell you don't want to eat today." Jiang Siming frightened.
Guo Jia was not at all shocked, he knew that the lord was joking with him.
After being in contact for a long time, Guo Jiaxunyu and the others are grateful that they can meet such a master.
Not only give the greatest support and trust in their work, let them do what they do, but also care about their personal life and body.
The ministers often eat together and hunt together, just like brothers.
They can guarantee that this feeling will never be seen in other princes.
Working under Jiang Siming, there is a family atmosphere, and a sense of belonging makes them never think of another place.
Even if Jiang Siming had dismissed them from their posts and demoted them to common people, they would still be willing to spend their entire lives in Jiang Siming's territory.
"Lord, Feng Xiao said that the lord is happy, so naturally he is happy. If you don't believe me, ask Yuan Zhi and Wen Ruo." Guo Jia said with a smile.
Xu Shu and Xun Yu were speechless to him, and at the same time they understood that Guo Jia wanted to give them more opportunities.
"Yuan Zhi, let's talk about it." Xun Yu pushed the ball to Xu Shu again.
Xu Shu had no choice but to stand up and say to Jiang Siming: "Master, we finally waited for the scorching heat these few days. Inside and outside of Xuzhou City, the sun is scorching, the horses are lacking, and the guard is loose. This is the best time to implement our plan!"
"Is your medicine ready?" Jiang Siming asked.
Xun Yu smiled and nodded, and said: "Thanks to the lord, the minister will use all the laxatives in Chang'an and Hanzhong to ensure that they will be poured into the river and flow into the city. The people and livestock in the city are in the time when they are thirsty and need to drink water. Effectiveness of the medicine. Second, when they drink the most frequently, even if the common people are recruited by diarrhea and weakness, but for Liu Bei's army, it is their weakest time. Wait until then to attack the city to ensure that our army will not It takes as little effort to conquer the city."
It turns out that there has been no movement in the past few days, but they are waiting for the rain to finish these days and the weather comes to the hottest time.
"Then go and do it, you won't be able to get Pengcheng within ten days of eating it. The three of you don't want to eat hot pot and drink anymore this year." Jiang Siming warned.
The three of them all smiled embarrassedly. Guo Jia loves to drink, and Xu Shu and Xun Yu love to eat hot pot. It's not enough for them to have no alcohol or hot pot this year.
Although it was not a big punishment, the three military divisions did not want to disappoint the lord.
So immediately went down to arrange.
Soon, all the laxatives collected were dumped into the underground river in Xuzhou. The amount of these medicines was enough to cause at least one third of the people in the city to have diarrhea.
Not long after the laxative was poured, when Pengcheng had the hottest time, everyone had to drink nearly a bucket of water every day.
The frequency of fetching water is very high, especially the Pengcheng soldiers who wear armor every day.
The armor is thick and heavy, and you have to guard the city in the sun, and the sweat you shed every day counts.
Liu Bei couldn't help it. I didn't know when Jiang Siming suddenly attacked the city. He could only let the soldiers wear every day. In order to cool them down, he could only give them more water.
But soon, Liu Bei noticed something was wrong, and many people in the army started to have a stomachache.
At first he only thought that everyone drank too much cold water, but soon, more and more people had stomach troubles, and the toilet was full every day.
Many soldiers waited in line, so they just found a place in the city to have fun.
After the diarrhea, all of them were exhausted, joking, and diarrhea on such a hot day, isn’t this terrible?
Liu Bei was anxious and asked the doctor for diagnosis and treatment, but the doctor's diagnosis and treatment couldn't keep up with the speed of infection.
In addition, there was too much stool to be discharged from the city, and the ancient excretion system was very poor, and countless stools rotted crazily under the scorching sun.
It also became a paradise for all kinds of maggots and flies, and gradually even began to get malaria.
This is worse, Liu Bei can only quickly let everyone clean up the excrement in the city and bury it underground.
Three days later, the air in Pengcheng carried a strange smell.
The people in the city complained constantly, and the soldiers in Pengcheng had no fighting spirit. They were all limp, so they didn't want to fight.
[Author's digression]: Third, the update is a bit slower, but it is still coming, sorry~
To Liu Bei's surprise, Jiang Siming's army did not attack the city, but retreated to camp thirty miles away.Not only was there no siege today, but on the second and third days... Jiang Siming's army did not move.Liu Bei was still afraid that Jiang Siming would use the same trick he used to deal with Yuan Shu in digging tunnels. He hurriedly sent people out of the city to scan all the easy-to-dig grounds every day to prevent anyone from digging tunnels at any time.But I searched all over the city and outside the city, but found no trace of digging a tunnel.Liu Bei was very puzzled. What is Jiang Siming's plan? Why didn't he move here for several days?Isn't he wasting his military rations?Liu Bei thought about it for a long time, but in the end he couldn't think of why, and he simply couldn't come out in Pengcheng.In this way, time passed day by day, and the guards in the city gradually relaxed.Think Jiang Siming's army has nothing to do, so he can only stare.In Jiang Siming's camp of the Chinese Army, Jiang Siming was leaning on the chair, writing and drawing on the case table.If someone leaned in to read it, he would definitely think he was reading a book.In fact, Jiang Siming didn't worry about the siege. He was drawing architectural drawings. The buildings that might be needed in the future, Jiang Siming had nothing to do in the Three Kingdoms, and he painted them all.By the way, I also drew the imperial palace to be built in the future to unify the world, built one by one according to the Forbidden City, hehe.The Forbidden City is a building from the Ming and Qing dynasties, but it doesn't exist now, so Jiang Siming plans to get it out and become the emperor in it.Dian Wei waited loyally outside the books.It was already sweltering in the Three Kingdoms at this time. Dian Wei was shirtless and only wore a light armor. Despite the heat, he still endured the task of guarding Jiang Siming."Dian Wei, come in for a drink of iced plum soup."Jiang Siming was also distressed for his beloved general. He obtained a lot of ice cubes from Qiankun Ring, and other generals received a lot."Lord, it's okay, I can stand it." Dian Wei smiled, only white teeth were visible under his dark skin.Jiang Siming looked amused, and simply raised his hand, a breeze blew across Dian Wei, and he trembled in comfort."Hey, it's weird, where's the cool breeze, it's so **** comfortable." Dian Wei whispered to himself, standing even more straight now.Not long after, Guo Jia came over, along with Xun Yu and Xu Shu."Master, Army Master Guo, Army Master Xun, and Master Xu are here."Although Xu Shu is only with the army for the time being, he is actually also a military division. Sooner or later, he will be promoted.It's just that Xu Shu hasn't done much credit yet. If he is promoted at will, other counsellors will feel unwilling."Come in." Jiang Siming said without looking up.When the three entered the army, Guo Jia took the lead with a smile and handed over to Jiang Siming: "Congratulations to the lord, congratulations to the lord.""How can you congratulate the truth? How can you congratulate you? I can't tell you don't want to eat today." Jiang Siming frightened.Guo Jia was not at all shocked, he knew that the lord was joking with him.After being in contact for a long time, Guo Jiaxunyu and the others are grateful that they can meet such a master.Not only give the greatest support and trust in their work, let them do what they do, but also care about their personal life and body.The ministers often eat together and hunt together, just like brothers.They can guarantee that this feeling will never be seen in other princes.Working under Jiang Siming, there is a family atmosphere, and a sense of belonging makes them never think of another place.Even if Jiang Siming had dismissed them from their posts and demoted them to common people, they would still be willing to spend their entire lives in Jiang Siming's territory."Lord, Feng Xiao said that the lord is happy, so naturally he is happy. If you don't believe me, ask Yuan Zhi and Wen Ruo." Guo Jia said with a smile.Xu Shu and Xun Yu were speechless to him, and at the same time they understood that Guo Jia wanted to give them more opportunities."Yuan Zhi, let's talk about it." Xun Yu pushed the ball to Xu Shu again.Xu Shu had no choice but to stand up and say to Jiang Siming: "Master, we finally waited for the scorching heat these few days. Inside and outside of Xuzhou City, the sun is scorching, the horses are lacking, and the guard is loose. This is the best time to implement our plan!""Is your medicine ready?" Jiang Siming asked.Xun Yu smiled and nodded, and said: "Thanks to the lord, the minister will use all the laxatives in Chang'an and Hanzhong to ensure that they will be poured into the river and flow into the city. The people and livestock in the city are in the time when they are thirsty and need to drink water. Effectiveness of the medicine. Second, when they drink the most frequently, even if the common people are recruited by diarrhea and weakness, but for Liu Bei's army, it is their weakest time. Wait until then to attack the city to ensure that our army will not It takes as little effort to conquer the city."It turns out that there has been no movement in the past few days, but they are waiting for the rain to finish these days and the weather comes to the hottest time."Then go and do it, you won't be able to get Pengcheng within ten days of eating it. The three of you don't want to eat hot pot and drink anymore this year." Jiang Siming warned.The three of them all smiled embarrassedly. Guo Jia loves to drink, and Xu Shu and Xun Yu love to eat hot pot. It's not enough for them to have no alcohol or hot pot this year.Although it was not a big punishment, the three military divisions did not want to disappoint the lord.So immediately went down to arrange.Soon, all the laxatives collected were dumped into the underground river in Xuzhou. The amount of these medicines was enough to cause at least one third of the people in the city to have diarrhea.Not long after the laxative was poured, when Pengcheng had the hottest time, everyone had to drink nearly a bucket of water every day.The frequency of fetching water is very high, especially the Pengcheng soldiers who wear armor every day.The armor is thick and heavy, and you have to guard the city in the sun, and the sweat you shed every day counts.Liu Bei couldn't help it. I didn't know when Jiang Siming suddenly attacked the city. He could only let the soldiers wear every day. In order to cool them down, he could only give them more water.But soon, Liu Bei noticed something was wrong, and many people in the army started to have a stomachache.At first he only thought that everyone drank too much cold water, but soon, more and more people had stomach troubles, and the toilet was full every day.Many soldiers waited in line, so they just found a place in the city to have fun.After the diarrhea, all of them were exhausted, joking, and diarrhea on such a hot day, isn't this terrible?Liu Bei was anxious and asked the doctor for diagnosis and treatment, but the doctor's diagnosis and treatment couldn't keep up with the speed of infection.In addition, there was too much stool to be discharged from the city, and the ancient excretion system was very poor, and countless stools rotted crazily under the scorching sun.It also became a paradise for all kinds of maggots and flies, and gradually even began to get malaria.This is worse, Liu Bei can only quickly let everyone clean up the excrement in the city and bury it underground.Three days later, the air in Pengcheng carried a strange smell.The people in the city complained constantly, and the soldiers in Pengcheng had no fighting spirit. They were all limp, so they didn't want to fight.Author's digression: Third, the update is a bit slower, but it is still coming, sorry~
