Chapter 1453: Thief Guevara
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Both he and Xiaoxian discovered someone stealing a locomotive outside.
These years, there are still thieves who dare to steal him?
Jiang Siming was amused, and then he said unhurriedly: "Don't have to, after buying water, go out and look for him."
After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he continued to carry water and settled the bill.
When he came out, the locomotive at the door really disappeared. Just two hundred meters away, a thin, short man with long hair was pushing his locomotive hard.
He doesn't have the key, so he can only push the car.
Jiang Siming not only didn't panic, but took a leisurely sip, and then lit a cigarette.
Then walked slowly towards the other person, and within a few steps, he walked up to this person.
"Dude, this car is cool, is it yours?" Jiang Siming asked.
The man was focused on the cart and had no time to turn his head. He immediately replied: "Well, yes."
"Then why don't you drive? How tired it is to push." Jiang Siming persuaded him ‘kindly’.
"Um... my car is out of gas, there is no way."
"Really, I happen to have a barrel of oil, do you want?"
"Don't don't, I..." This person finally turned his head and saw Jiang Siming's clothes and instantly understood.
He immediately dropped the car, and ran into the distance.
"Almost toppled my locomotive and slapped your kid." Jiang Siming held his car firmly without any damage.
At the same time, watching this buddy running away, Jiang Siming got on the car, took out the key to start, and easily chased him.
This man saw that he was running harder, and it was estimated that all the energy of breastfeeding was used, but Jiang Siming's locomotive was still following behind.
After running for a while, he couldn't run anymore. The man suddenly stopped running and sat on the ground, panting.
"Brother, let me go, I won't steal the locomotive next time, I only steal the battery."
Jiang Siming smiled, stopped the car, sat in the car and asked him with a smile: "Did you only steal batteries before?"
"Yeah, I was passing by Jerry today. I saw your car is so beautiful, so I wanted to steal it and keep it like a live Jerry."
Jiang Siming found that the accent and tone of this buddy resembled the voice of a car thief who was popular on the Internet before.
Can't help but curiously said: "You raise your head."
This buddy really looked up honestly, and Jiang Siming always felt that the more he looked, the more familiar he became.
"You are... your last name Zhou?" Jiang Siming tried to think back, as if the person who stole the car was named Zhou, and he didn't know the specific name.
"Yeah, brother, why do you know me? Now what's the matter? People everywhere know me. When I was released from prison, many companies came to my house and said they wanted to sign me as an Internet celebrity. ~It's so annoying~"
The man showed a bitter expression after speaking.
Jiang Siming didn't expect it to be him, so he searched on his mobile phone and found that it was really correct.
Four years ago, a car thief said something in an interview, which instantly detonated the Internet and became a topic of ridicule and discussion among netizens.
"It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work part-time in this life, and you can't do business. You can only survive by stealing things."
"Entering the detention center is like going home. Everyone inside is full of talents. They speak nicely. I really like it."
Wait, these quotations have been popular on the Internet for more than four years, and they have been talked about by many people.
Later, some netizens named him Steal Guevara because he looked like Che Guevara in Cuba.
At first I thought it was just a ridicule, but I didn't expect this buddy to become an internet celebrity, and so many people knew him after he was released from prison.
"Then why don't you become an internet celebrity? This is more money than stealing a battery." Jiang Siming asked curiously.
"Being an Internet celebrity is also for people to work. I don't want to work for people. I will never work for people in my life. Besides, a person like me can never become an Internet celebrity. This will harm children."
The man answered with reason.
After listening to Jiang Siming's words, he couldn't help but praise him. This is exactly what he wanted to say.
A person like Zhou can be teased by everyone on the Internet, but he can never be learned by everyone.
Do you know why Zhou is on fire? It is mainly his remarks, which have spoken the aspirations of many contemporary young people, and have stepped on the pulse of the current era.
"I won't go to work tomorrow. It's cool. Ba Shi is very...not to see clients pretending to be grandson... to live a little truth."
This song "I won't go to work tomorrow" sung by a rapper in Chengdu is obviously just a saliva song, but it hits the pain points and resonance of many people.
It is impossible to work in this life, and it is precisely the state of life that countless social animals want to get rid of but it is difficult to get rid of, venting everyone's desire for freedom.
So he became hot, and even if he was released from prison, he was targeted by those bad influencers, and wanted to package him into a net red for a big profit.
For this kind of Internet celebrity company, Jiang Siming can only say that they are fortunate not to meet him, otherwise he will defeat one of them!
This kind of Internet celebrity company only cares about making money, they only look at popularity and only traffic, and they don't care what the person does.
Why can't Zhou be an internet celebrity, as he himself said, he himself is a bad boy, even if his character is not a downright bad person.
However, if he becomes an internet celebrity, it is easy to spoil teenagers and children.
Many children may think that a car thief can be an Internet celebrity, and I will also steal cars in the future, or learn other illegal tricks.
Therefore, Jiang Siming absolutely does not approve of Zhou's appearance in the public eye.
It is estimated that many people want to say why Lu can repeat it.
Everyone has to make it clear that someone Zhou is a crime.
And Lu, who abetted fans, broke the live broadcast atmosphere.
Coupled with the fact that it happened to be rectifying the unhealthy trends in the live broadcast industry at that time, he would be blocked, and he was not illegal.
So he was just blocked, and he was not sanctioned by law.
This is why.
And Zhou Mou himself knows this truth, but would those Internet celebrity companies not know it?
They just pretended not to know, because they saw huge economic benefits in Zhou.
"Then you continue to steal the car?" Jiang Siming asked. He actually didn't plan to care about Zhou with these two words.
This person has a good heart. Although he is uneducated, he is at least not a downright bad person. He still has a conscience.
"I can't live without stealing the car..." Zhou said with a sad face.
Jiang Siming smiled and said, "Then why don't you go back to your hometown to farm, since you don't have a diploma, you don't have much skill, and farming is also good."
Zhou said with a bitter face, "I also thought about it. I thought about it when I was released from prison a few days ago, but now many company bosses are waiting at my house, and my family sees them taking so much money. Always persuading me to agree, I had no choice but to run out."
After hearing this, Jiang Siming shook his head sympathetically. Zhou was on fire, he did not float, but his family floated first.
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[Author's digression]: Second more~
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Both he and Xiaoxian discovered someone stealing a locomotive outside.
These years, there are still thieves who dare to steal him?
Jiang Siming was amused, and then he said unhurriedly: "Don't have to, after buying water, go out and look for him."
After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he continued to carry water and settled the bill.
When he came out, the locomotive at the door really disappeared. Just two hundred meters away, a thin, short man with long hair was pushing his locomotive hard.
He doesn't have the key, so he can only push the car.
Jiang Siming not only didn't panic, but took a leisurely sip, and then lit a cigarette.
Then walked slowly towards the other person, and within a few steps, he walked up to this person.
"Dude, this car is cool, is it yours?" Jiang Siming asked.
The man was focused on the cart and had no time to turn his head. He immediately replied: "Well, yes."
"Then why don't you drive? How tired it is to push." Jiang Siming persuaded him ‘kindly’.
"Um... my car is out of gas, there is no way."
"Really, I happen to have a barrel of oil, do you want?"
"Don't don't, I..." This person finally turned his head and saw Jiang Siming's clothes and instantly understood.
He immediately dropped the car, and ran into the distance.
"Almost toppled my locomotive and slapped your kid." Jiang Siming held his car firmly without any damage.
At the same time, watching this buddy running away, Jiang Siming got on the car, took out the key to start, and easily chased him.
This man saw that he was running harder, and it was estimated that all the energy of breastfeeding was used, but Jiang Siming's locomotive was still following behind.
After running for a while, he couldn't run anymore. The man suddenly stopped running and sat on the ground, panting.
"Brother, let me go, I won't steal the locomotive next time, I only steal the battery."
Jiang Siming smiled, stopped the car, sat in the car and asked him with a smile: "Did you only steal batteries before?"
"Yeah, I was passing by Jerry today. I saw your car is so beautiful, so I wanted to steal it and keep it like a live Jerry."
Jiang Siming found that the accent and tone of this buddy resembled the voice of a car thief who was popular on the Internet before.
Can't help but curiously said: "You raise your head."
This buddy really looked up honestly, and Jiang Siming always felt that the more he looked, the more familiar he became.
"You are... your last name Zhou?" Jiang Siming tried to think back, as if the person who stole the car was named Zhou, and he didn't know the specific name.
"Yeah, brother, why do you know me? Now what's the matter? People everywhere know me. When I was released from prison, many companies came to my house and said they wanted to sign me as an Internet celebrity. ~It's so annoying~"
The man showed a bitter expression after speaking.
Jiang Siming didn't expect it to be him, so he searched on his mobile phone and found that it was really correct.
Four years ago, a car thief said something in an interview, which instantly detonated the Internet and became a topic of ridicule and discussion among netizens.
"It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work part-time in this life, and you can't do business. You can only survive by stealing things."
"Entering the detention center is like going home. Everyone inside is full of talents. They speak nicely. I really like it."
Wait, these quotations have been popular on the Internet for more than four years, and they have been talked about by many people.
Later, some netizens named him Steal Guevara because he looked like Che Guevara in Cuba.
At first I thought it was just a ridicule, but I didn't expect this buddy to become an internet celebrity, and so many people knew him after he was released from prison.
"Then why don't you become an internet celebrity? This is more money than stealing a battery." Jiang Siming asked curiously.
"Being an Internet celebrity is also for people to work. I don't want to work for people. I will never work for people in my life. Besides, a person like me can never become an Internet celebrity. This will harm children."
The man answered with reason.
After listening to Jiang Siming's words, he couldn't help but praise him. This is exactly what he wanted to say.
A person like Zhou can be teased by everyone on the Internet, but he can never be learned by everyone.
Do you know why Zhou is on fire? It is mainly his remarks, which have spoken the aspirations of many contemporary young people, and have stepped on the pulse of the current era.
"I won't go to work tomorrow. It's cool. Ba Shi is very...not to see clients pretending to be grandson... to live a little truth."
This song "I won't go to work tomorrow" sung by a rapper in Chengdu is obviously just a saliva song, but it hits the pain points and resonance of many people.
It is impossible to work in this life, and it is precisely the state of life that countless social animals want to get rid of but it is difficult to get rid of, venting everyone's desire for freedom.
So he became hot, and even if he was released from prison, he was targeted by those bad influencers, and wanted to package him into a net red for a big profit.
For this kind of Internet celebrity company, Jiang Siming can only say that they are fortunate not to meet him, otherwise he will defeat one of them!
This kind of Internet celebrity company only cares about making money, they only look at popularity and only traffic, and they don't care what the person does.
Why can't Zhou be an internet celebrity, as he himself said, he himself is a bad boy, even if his character is not a downright bad person.
However, if he becomes an internet celebrity, it is easy to spoil teenagers and children.
Many children may think that a car thief can be an Internet celebrity, and I will also steal cars in the future, or learn other illegal tricks.
Therefore, Jiang Siming absolutely does not approve of Zhou's appearance in the public eye.
It is estimated that many people want to say why Lu can repeat it.
Everyone has to make it clear that someone Zhou is a crime.
And Lu, who abetted fans, broke the live broadcast atmosphere.
Coupled with the fact that it happened to be rectifying the unhealthy trends in the live broadcast industry at that time, he would be blocked, and he was not illegal.
So he was just blocked, and he was not sanctioned by law.
This is why.
And Zhou Mou himself knows this truth, but would those Internet celebrity companies not know it?
They just pretended not to know, because they saw huge economic benefits in Zhou.
"Then you continue to steal the car?" Jiang Siming asked. He actually didn't plan to care about Zhou with these two words.
This person has a good heart. Although he is uneducated, he is at least not a downright bad person. He still has a conscience.
"I can't live without stealing the car..." Zhou said with a sad face.
Jiang Siming smiled and said, "Then why don't you go back to your hometown to farm, since you don't have a diploma, you don't have much skill, and farming is also good."
Zhou said with a bitter face, "I also thought about it. I thought about it when I was released from prison a few days ago, but now many company bosses are waiting at my house, and my family sees them taking so much money. Always persuading me to agree, I had no choice but to run out."
After hearing this, Jiang Siming shook his head sympathetically. Zhou was on fire, he did not float, but his family floated first.
.....
[Author's digression]: Second more~
Both he and Xiaoxian discovered someone stealing a locomotive outside.These years, there are still thieves who dare to steal him?Jiang Siming was amused, and then he said unhurriedly: "Don't have to, after buying water, go out and look for him."After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he continued to carry water and settled the bill.When he came out, the locomotive at the door really disappeared. Just two hundred meters away, a thin, short man with long hair was pushing his locomotive hard.He doesn't have the key, so he can only push the car.Jiang Siming not only didn't panic, but took a leisurely sip, and then lit a cigarette.Then walked slowly towards the other person, and within a few steps, he walked up to this person."Dude, this car is cool, is it yours?" Jiang Siming asked.The man was focused on the cart and had no time to turn his head. He immediately replied: "Well, yes.""Then why don't you drive? How tired it is to push." Jiang Siming persuaded him kindly'."Um... my car is out of gas, there is no way.""Really, I happen to have a barrel of oil, do you want?""Don't don't, I..." This person finally turned his head and saw Jiang Siming's clothes and instantly understood.He immediately dropped the car, and ran into the distance."Almost toppled my locomotive and slapped your kid." Jiang Siming held his car firmly without any damage.At the same time, watching this buddy running away, Jiang Siming got on the car, took out the key to start, and easily chased him.This man saw that he was running harder, and it was estimated that all the energy of breastfeeding was used, but Jiang Siming's locomotive was still following behind.After running for a while, he couldn't run anymore. The man suddenly stopped running and sat on the ground, panting."Brother, let me go, I won't steal the locomotive next time, I only steal the battery."Jiang Siming smiled, stopped the car, sat in the car and asked him with a smile: "Did you only steal batteries before?""Yeah, I was passing by Jerry today. I saw your car is so beautiful, so I wanted to steal it and keep it like a live Jerry."Jiang Siming found that the accent and tone of this buddy resembled the voice of a car thief who was popular on the Internet before.Can't help but curiously said: "You raise your head."This buddy really looked up honestly, and Jiang Siming always felt that the more he looked, the more familiar he became."You are... your last name Zhou?" Jiang Siming tried to think back, as if the person who stole the car was named Zhou, and he didn't know the specific name."Yeah, brother, why do you know me? Now what's the matter? People everywhere know me. When I was released from prison, many companies came to my house and said they wanted to sign me as an Internet celebrity. ~It's so annoying~"The man showed a bitter expression after speaking.Jiang Siming didn't expect it to be him, so he searched on his mobile phone and found that it was really correct.Four years ago, a car thief said something in an interview, which instantly detonated the Internet and became a topic of ridicule and discussion among netizens."It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work part-time in this life, and you can't do business. You can only survive by stealing things.""Entering the detention center is like going home. Everyone inside is full of talents. They speak nicely. I really like it."Wait, these quotations have been popular on the Internet for more than four years, and they have been talked about by many people.Later, some netizens named him Steal Guevara because he looked like Che Guevara in Cuba.At first I thought it was just a ridicule, but I didn't expect this buddy to become an internet celebrity, and so many people knew him after he was released from prison."Then why don't you become an internet celebrity? This is more money than stealing a battery." Jiang Siming asked curiously."Being an Internet celebrity is also for people to work. I don't want to work for people. I will never work for people in my life. Besides, a person like me can never become an Internet celebrity. This will harm children."The man answered with reason.After listening to Jiang Siming's words, he couldn't help but praise him. This is exactly what he wanted to say.A person like Zhou can be teased by everyone on the Internet, but he can never be learned by everyone.Do you know why Zhou is on fire? It is mainly his remarks, which have spoken the aspirations of many contemporary young people, and have stepped on the pulse of the current era."I won't go to work tomorrow. It's cool. Ba Shi is very...not to see clients pretending to be grandson... to live a little truth."This song "I won't go to work tomorrow" sung by a rapper in Chengdu is obviously just a saliva song, but it hits the pain points and resonance of many people.It is impossible to work in this life, and it is precisely the state of life that countless social animals want to get rid of but it is difficult to get rid of, venting everyone's desire for freedom.So he became hot, and even if he was released from prison, he was targeted by those bad influencers, and wanted to package him into a net red for a big profit.For this kind of Internet celebrity company, Jiang Siming can only say that they are fortunate not to meet him, otherwise he will defeat one of them!This kind of Internet celebrity company only cares about making money, they only look at popularity and only traffic, and they don't care what the person does.Why can't Zhou be an internet celebrity, as he himself said, he himself is a bad boy, even if his character is not a downright bad person.However, if he becomes an internet celebrity, it is easy to spoil teenagers and children.Many children may think that a car thief can be an Internet celebrity, and I will also steal cars in the future, or learn other illegal tricks.Therefore, Jiang Siming absolutely does not approve of Zhou's appearance in the public eye.It is estimated that many people want to say why Lu can repeat it.Everyone has to make it clear that someone Zhou is a crime.And Lu, who abetted fans, broke the live broadcast atmosphere.Coupled with the fact that it happened to be rectifying the unhealthy trends in the live broadcast industry at that time, he would be blocked, and he was not illegal.So he was just blocked, and he was not sanctioned by law.This is why.And Zhou Mou himself knows this truth, but would those Internet celebrity companies not know it?They just pretended not to know, because they saw huge economic benefits in Zhou."Then you continue to steal the car?" Jiang Siming asked. He actually didn't plan to care about Zhou with these two words.This person has a good heart. Although he is uneducated, he is at least not a downright bad person. He still has a conscience."I can't live without stealing the car..." Zhou said with a sad face.Jiang Siming smiled and said, "Then why don't you go back to your hometown to farm, since you don't have a diploma, you don't have much skill, and farming is also good."Zhou said with a bitter face, "I also thought about it. I thought about it when I was released from prison a few days ago, but now many company bosses are waiting at my house, and my family sees them taking so much money. Always persuading me to agree, I had no choice but to run out."After hearing this, Jiang Siming shook his head sympathetically. Zhou was on fire, he did not float, but his family floated first......Author's digression: Second more~
