Chapter 1990: Alarm clock prank
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Jiang Siming couldn't laugh after hearing it, and the kites were all lying on Jiang Siming's shoulders, suffocating.
Forever, what a miserable man.
"I remembered that before, Lao Jiang used to cheat forever when he was making women's clothes. He was on the B station video." Great God remembered this.
Suddenly, Jiang Siming and the others laughed happily at this table, except forever.
"People's sorrows and joys are not connected, I just think they are noisy."
Excerpted from Lu Xun's quotations, always feel the same.
After the wedding banquet was over, Aluka brought her little wife back to the wedding room.
Aluka also bought a house in Shanghai. Although it can't compare to the Great God's purchase of a villa in the ring, it is also a high-end community on the third ring.
The area is 150 square meters, and the house price is more than 70,000 yuan per square meter. If you win this suite, you will get more than 10 million yuan.
According to Aluka's salary, he can't actually afford it.
Even if Jiang Siming became the boss, they doubled their wages.
Even so, Aluka's salary is only more than 50,000 a month.
And the prize income of the game is not much for the players who did not play the game.
In addition, Aluka used to spend a lot of money, so it stands to reason that he can't afford this house.
But Aluka's wife has a small amount of money at home, and his family and mother-in-law's family paid for this apartment together.
If it weren't for his sweet wife to pay, Jiang Siming would definitely arrange it for him.
It's just a house, and he even gave it to a tea restaurant with hundreds of millions of dollars. He still cares about it.
Jiang Siming and their good friends also followed Aluka to his new home, the decoration was very warm.
Aluka's wife is very virtuous and a senior accountant, so Aluka will definitely not be able to spend money lavishly in the future.
"Brother Jiang, Captain, you sit back first, and I will send my wife home with my wife first." Aluka said to Jiang Siming and the others, and poured tea for them.
"Okay, go, let's sit back here." Jiang Siming promised.
Aluka and his wife went out to see off the guests with confidence, and even the money collected today was placed in the living room at will, not afraid of being stolen.
Aluka's mother-in-law didn't know Jiang Siming at first, and she was a little worried and persuaded Aluka to hide the money.
Aluka and his wife almost made no sense after they heard it, Mom, please, our little money may not even count as a drop of water in the sea in the eyes of Brother Jiang...
Who knew that Jiang Siming became restless as soon as Aluka and his wife left.
Of course, he must have no interest in money.
But he is very interested in pranks.
Jiang Siming said to the Great God and them: "Do you want to leave some unforgettable memories for Aluka's wedding?"
Wei Shen asked openly: "You don't want to **** on his marriage bed, do you?"
Jiang Siming had a black thread, and he used the pillow on the sofa to give him a ‘headshot’. Damn, he would vomit out the wedding dinner he just ate.
"Then do you have any good ideas?" Great God smiled awkwardly, his own idea is indeed a bit non-human, disgusting~
Jiang Siming looked towards Forever, and said: "Forever, now you go to the supermarket downstairs and buy 20 alarm clocks."
"Buy an alarm clock? What for?" Always wondering.
"Just buy it, go quickly, remember, don't let Aluka find out."
"Okay Brother Jiang, I will go now."
Always get up immediately and go downstairs to buy an alarm clock.
Before long, he came back with a large box of alarm clocks.
Jiang Siming smiled and said to everyone: "We set up these alarm clocks, starting from 8 o'clock in the evening, setting an alarm clock every half an hour, and then hiding them in every corner."
When the great gods heard them, they all showed treacherous eyes.
This idea...it hurts, hahahaha, but they like it!
"At that time, when Brother Car and sister-in-law, there will be an alarm clock ringing, hahaha, will Brother Car hit the club and beat us the next day?" I'll always understand.
"It's okay, just learn how to retired God of War and let Chris close the door." Great God is not afraid at all.
Duoyu added with a smirk: "Why don't you set one every five minutes, one in half an hour, I don't think it will take half an hour at all."
Poof, hahahaha.
Everyone laughed.
The final decision is to set an alarm clock every ten minutes, hoping that Aluka will fight for his breath and don't hand in his gun within ten minutes.
Several people started ‘doing bad things’, set all the alarm clocks, and hid them one by one.
Kite will not participate in this ‘bad thing’ anymore, these men are too bad (cover their mouths).
Bathrooms, sofas, TV cabinets, wedding rooms, and even the ceiling.
In short, it's hard to find where to hide. More than twenty alarm clocks are all hidden.
Not long after, Aluka returned with his wife.
"Come here, let's continue to drink some brothers." Aluka greeted warmly.
Jiang Siming shook his head and said: "What's the matter with drinking with us on the wedding night, staying with your wife, and working hard is the key. It's not too early. I have to go home. There are children at home. "
After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he got up and took the kite to bid farewell. The great gods and the others followed.
Aluka had no choice but to send them out.
Before leaving, the Great God patted Aluka on the shoulder and said, "Can you do it on the day of your wedding? If you drink so much wine today, it won't be gone in three minutes, right?"
Aluka smiled contemptuously and said: "You are farting, brother is a "God of War", OK, usually it is impossible to retreat in twenty minutes."
This is relieved when everyone hears it, I hope he is not bragging.
After Jiang Siming and the others left, Aluka returned home thoughtfully.
The wife asked him what happened.
"I don't know, I can't tell, it just feels like these guys have a conspiracy."
"There is no conspiracy, I am going to take a bath, are you going?"
"Hey, of course! My wife is waiting for me."
At night, Aluka and his wife were planning to make some rain, but he didn't know that a ‘big conspiracy’ was waiting for him.
Just entering the state, drip, drip.
This wave of alarm clocks shocked both of them.
Aluka thought it was a thief who had come in, and hurried out of the bedroom carefully, but found an alarm clock.
"Awei and the others must have done it." Aluka smiled bitterly and immediately turned off the alarm clock and went back to the room to continue.
But after a while, another alarm sounded.
that's it...
The next day I heard that Aluka ran to the club with black eye circles and gritted her teeth, and gave the Great God a ‘fat beating’.
He and his wife looked for an alarm clock all night last night, and all the oil they used was wasted. He had nowhere to vent all night and almost didn't break...
Although the great gods kept saying that it was Jiang Siming's idea, he was the mastermind.
However, Aluka didn't care and only "beaten" them. As for Brother Jiang, he couldn't have such an idea, they must be framed!
Well, it must be so!
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First today~
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Jiang Siming couldn't laugh after hearing it, and the kites were all lying on Jiang Siming's shoulders, suffocating.
Forever, what a miserable man.
"I remembered that before, Lao Jiang used to cheat forever when he was making women's clothes. He was on the B station video." Great God remembered this.
Suddenly, Jiang Siming and the others laughed happily at this table, except forever.
"People's sorrows and joys are not connected, I just think they are noisy."
Excerpted from Lu Xun's quotations, always feel the same.
After the wedding banquet was over, Aluka brought her little wife back to the wedding room.
Aluka also bought a house in Shanghai. Although it can't compare to the Great God's purchase of a villa in the ring, it is also a high-end community on the third ring.
The area is 150 square meters, and the house price is more than 70,000 yuan per square meter. If you win this suite, you will get more than 10 million yuan.
According to Aluka's salary, he can't actually afford it.
Even if Jiang Siming became the boss, they doubled their wages.
Even so, Aluka's salary is only more than 50,000 a month.
And the prize income of the game is not much for the players who did not play the game.
In addition, Aluka used to spend a lot of money, so it stands to reason that he can't afford this house.
But Aluka's wife has a small amount of money at home, and his family and mother-in-law's family paid for this apartment together.
If it weren't for his sweet wife to pay, Jiang Siming would definitely arrange it for him.
It's just a house, and he even gave it to a tea restaurant with hundreds of millions of dollars. He still cares about it.
Jiang Siming and their good friends also followed Aluka to his new home, the decoration was very warm.
Aluka's wife is very virtuous and a senior accountant, so Aluka will definitely not be able to spend money lavishly in the future.
"Brother Jiang, Captain, you sit back first, and I will send my wife home with my wife first." Aluka said to Jiang Siming and the others, and poured tea for them.
"Okay, go, let's sit back here." Jiang Siming promised.
Aluka and his wife went out to see off the guests with confidence, and even the money collected today was placed in the living room at will, not afraid of being stolen.
Aluka's mother-in-law didn't know Jiang Siming at first, and she was a little worried and persuaded Aluka to hide the money.
Aluka and his wife almost made no sense after they heard it, Mom, please, our little money may not even count as a drop of water in the sea in the eyes of Brother Jiang...
Who knew that Jiang Siming became restless as soon as Aluka and his wife left.
Of course, he must have no interest in money.
But he is very interested in pranks.
Jiang Siming said to the Great God and them: "Do you want to leave some unforgettable memories for Aluka's wedding?"
Wei Shen asked openly: "You don't want to **** on his marriage bed, do you?"
Jiang Siming had a black thread, and he used the pillow on the sofa to give him a ‘headshot’. Damn, he would vomit out the wedding dinner he just ate.
"Then do you have any good ideas?" Great God smiled awkwardly, his own idea is indeed a bit non-human, disgusting~
Jiang Siming looked towards Forever, and said: "Forever, now you go to the supermarket downstairs and buy 20 alarm clocks."
"Buy an alarm clock? What for?" Always wondering.
"Just buy it, go quickly, remember, don't let Aluka find out."
"Okay Brother Jiang, I will go now."
Always get up immediately and go downstairs to buy an alarm clock.
Before long, he came back with a large box of alarm clocks.
Jiang Siming smiled and said to everyone: "We set up these alarm clocks, starting from 8 o'clock in the evening, setting an alarm clock every half an hour, and then hiding them in every corner."
When the great gods heard them, they all showed treacherous eyes.
This idea...it hurts, hahahaha, but they like it!
"At that time, when Brother Car and sister-in-law, there will be an alarm clock ringing, hahaha, will Brother Car hit the club and beat us the next day?" I'll always understand.
"It's okay, just learn how to retired God of War and let Chris close the door." Great God is not afraid at all.
Duoyu added with a smirk: "Why don't you set one every five minutes, one in half an hour, I don't think it will take half an hour at all."
Poof, hahahaha.
Everyone laughed.
The final decision is to set an alarm clock every ten minutes, hoping that Aluka will fight for his breath and don't hand in his gun within ten minutes.
Several people started ‘doing bad things’, set all the alarm clocks, and hid them one by one.
Kite will not participate in this ‘bad thing’ anymore, these men are too bad (cover their mouths).
Bathrooms, sofas, TV cabinets, wedding rooms, and even the ceiling.
In short, it's hard to find where to hide. More than twenty alarm clocks are all hidden.
Not long after, Aluka returned with his wife.
"Come here, let's continue to drink some brothers." Aluka greeted warmly.
Jiang Siming shook his head and said: "What's the matter with drinking with us on the wedding night, staying with your wife, and working hard is the key. It's not too early. I have to go home. There are children at home. "
After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he got up and took the kite to bid farewell. The great gods and the others followed.
Aluka had no choice but to send them out.
Before leaving, the Great God patted Aluka on the shoulder and said, "Can you do it on the day of your wedding? If you drink so much wine today, it won't be gone in three minutes, right?"
Aluka smiled contemptuously and said: "You are farting, brother is a "God of War", OK, usually it is impossible to retreat in twenty minutes."
This is relieved when everyone hears it, I hope he is not bragging.
After Jiang Siming and the others left, Aluka returned home thoughtfully.
The wife asked him what happened.
"I don't know, I can't tell, it just feels like these guys have a conspiracy."
"There is no conspiracy, I am going to take a bath, are you going?"
"Hey, of course! My wife is waiting for me."
At night, Aluka and his wife were planning to make some rain, but he didn't know that a ‘big conspiracy’ was waiting for him.
Just entering the state, drip, drip.
This wave of alarm clocks shocked both of them.
Aluka thought it was a thief who had come in, and hurried out of the bedroom carefully, but found an alarm clock.
"Awei and the others must have done it." Aluka smiled bitterly and immediately turned off the alarm clock and went back to the room to continue.
But after a while, another alarm sounded.
that's it...
The next day I heard that Aluka ran to the club with black eye circles and gritted her teeth, and gave the Great God a ‘fat beating’.
He and his wife looked for an alarm clock all night last night, and all the oil they used was wasted. He had nowhere to vent all night and almost didn't break...
Although the great gods kept saying that it was Jiang Siming's idea, he was the mastermind.
However, Aluka didn't care and only "beaten" them. As for Brother Jiang, he couldn't have such an idea, they must be framed!
Well, it must be so!
····
First today~
Thank you everyone for your blessings on sake yesterday. Sake has been seen in the book review. Thank you. Thank you~ You can only use the update to thank you~
Jiang Siming couldn't laugh after hearing it, and the kites were all lying on Jiang Siming's shoulders, suffocating.Forever, what a miserable man."I remembered that before, Lao Jiang used to cheat forever when he was making women's clothes. He was on the B station video." Great God remembered this.Suddenly, Jiang Siming and the others laughed happily at this table, except forever."People's sorrows and joys are not connected, I just think they are noisy."Excerpted from Lu Xun's quotations, always feel the same.After the wedding banquet was over, Aluka brought her little wife back to the wedding room.Aluka also bought a house in Shanghai. Although it can't compare to the Great God's purchase of a villa in the ring, it is also a high-end community on the third ring.The area is 150 square meters, and the house price is more than 70,000 yuan per square meter. If you win this suite, you will get more than 10 million yuan.According to Aluka's salary, he can't actually afford it.Even if Jiang Siming became the boss, they doubled their wages.Even so, Aluka's salary is only more than 50,000 a month.And the prize income of the game is not much for the players who did not play the game.In addition, Aluka used to spend a lot of money, so it stands to reason that he can't afford this house.But Aluka's wife has a small amount of money at home, and his family and mother-in-law's family paid for this apartment together.If it weren't for his sweet wife to pay, Jiang Siming would definitely arrange it for him.It's just a house, and he even gave it to a tea restaurant with hundreds of millions of dollars. He still cares about it.Jiang Siming and their good friends also followed Aluka to his new home, the decoration was very warm.Aluka's wife is very virtuous and a senior accountant, so Aluka will definitely not be able to spend money lavishly in the future."Brother Jiang, Captain, you sit back first, and I will send my wife home with my wife first." Aluka said to Jiang Siming and the others, and poured tea for them."Okay, go, let's sit back here." Jiang Siming promised.Aluka and his wife went out to see off the guests with confidence, and even the money collected today was placed in the living room at will, not afraid of being stolen.Aluka's mother-in-law didn't know Jiang Siming at first, and she was a little worried and persuaded Aluka to hide the money.Aluka and his wife almost made no sense after they heard it, Mom, please, our little money may not even count as a drop of water in the sea in the eyes of Brother Jiang...Who knew that Jiang Siming became restless as soon as Aluka and his wife left.Of course, he must have no interest in money.But he is very interested in pranks.Jiang Siming said to the Great God and them: "Do you want to leave some unforgettable memories for Aluka's wedding?"Wei Shen asked openly: "You don't want to **** on his marriage bed, do you?"Jiang Siming had a black thread, and he used the pillow on the sofa to give him a headshot'. Damn, he would vomit out the wedding dinner he just ate."Then do you have any good ideas?" Great God smiled awkwardly, his own idea is indeed a bit non-human, disgusting~Jiang Siming looked towards Forever, and said: "Forever, now you go to the supermarket downstairs and buy 20 alarm clocks.""Buy an alarm clock? What for?" Always wondering."Just buy it, go quickly, remember, don't let Aluka find out.""Okay Brother Jiang, I will go now."Always get up immediately and go downstairs to buy an alarm clock.Before long, he came back with a large box of alarm clocks.Jiang Siming smiled and said to everyone: "We set up these alarm clocks, starting from 8 o'clock in the evening, setting an alarm clock every half an hour, and then hiding them in every corner."When the great gods heard them, they all showed treacherous eyes.This idea...it hurts, hahahaha, but they like it!"At that time, when Brother Car and sister-in-law, there will be an alarm clock ringing, hahaha, will Brother Car hit the club and beat us the next day?" I'll always understand."It's okay, just learn how to retired God of War and let Chris close the door." Great God is not afraid at all.Duoyu added with a smirk: "Why don't you set one every five minutes, one in half an hour, I don't think it will take half an hour at all."Poof, hahahaha.Everyone laughed.The final decision is to set an alarm clock every ten minutes, hoping that Aluka will fight for his breath and don't hand in his gun within ten minutes.Several people started doing bad things', set all the alarm clocks, and hid them one by one.Kite will not participate in this bad thing' anymore, these men are too bad cover their mouths.Bathrooms, sofas, TV cabinets, wedding rooms, and even the ceiling.In short, it's hard to find where to hide. More than twenty alarm clocks are all hidden.Not long after, Aluka returned with his wife."Come here, let's continue to drink some brothers." Aluka greeted warmly.Jiang Siming shook his head and said: "What's the matter with drinking with us on the wedding night, staying with your wife, and working hard is the key. It's not too early. I have to go home. There are children at home. "After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he got up and took the kite to bid farewell. The great gods and the others followed.Aluka had no choice but to send them out.Before leaving, the Great God patted Aluka on the shoulder and said, "Can you do it on the day of your wedding? If you drink so much wine today, it won't be gone in three minutes, right?"Aluka smiled contemptuously and said: "You are farting, brother is a "God of War", OK, usually it is impossible to retreat in twenty minutes."This is relieved when everyone hears it, I hope he is not bragging.After Jiang Siming and the others left, Aluka returned home thoughtfully.The wife asked him what happened."I don't know, I can't tell, it just feels like these guys have a conspiracy.""There is no conspiracy, I am going to take a bath, are you going?""Hey, of course! My wife is waiting for me."At night, Aluka and his wife were planning to make some rain, but he didn't know that a big conspiracy' was waiting for him.Just entering the state, drip, drip.This wave of alarm clocks shocked both of them.Aluka thought it was a thief who had come in, and hurried out of the bedroom carefully, but found an alarm clock."Awei and the others must have done it." Aluka smiled bitterly and immediately turned off the alarm clock and went back to the room to continue.But after a while, another alarm sounded.that's it...The next day I heard that Aluka ran to the club with black eye circles and gritted her teeth, and gave the Great God a fat beating'.He and his wife looked for an alarm clock all night last night, and all the oil they used was wasted. He had nowhere to vent all night and almost didn't break...Although the great gods kept saying that it was Jiang Siming's idea, he was the mastermind.However, Aluka didn't care and only "beaten" them. As for Brother Jiang, he couldn't have such an idea, they must be framed!Well, it must be so!First today~Thank you everyone for your blessings on sake yesterday. Sake has been seen in the book review. Thank you. Thank you~ You can only use the update to thank you~
