Host, You’re Too Much!! (3)
Ah, ah, ah. Host, do you know how serious this matter is?!
“Host, I’m serious. This matter is really important. If you don’t go—”
The system still wanted to scare her, but after thinking about it, even “death” was not a particularly amazing thing in its host’s eyes. So what else would threaten her? Nothing!
The system was so angry it almost had a heart attack.
This was because she was too annoying back then, so it kept telling her all those things about it not being a real existence. Now, even its life did not work as a bargaining chip.
What suffering.
The system learned from its failure and said nothing else, intending to just continue with the carrot and the stick.
【Hidden mission: Get the jade pendant back. This concerns the main mission, Host, please take this seriously!! [Takingouthandkerchiefandwipingtears.jpg]
Reward: 50 points】
Fifty points was a huge sum of money for Jiang Xiaoman.
Ever since she was little, the only time she had ever been awarded 50 points was when Yu Wencheng was giving them one million yuan.
Logically speaking, this reward should be enough to tempt her.
But her attention was attracted by something else.
“Wow-” Jiang Xiaoman was surprised. “Brother System, what is that crying little person?”
“…” It denotes sadness!
“It’s so fun. It can even move around! Can you send me another one?”
“…it’s an emoticon!” The system gritted its teeth.
“Why have you never used it before? It’s so cute.”
“…” That’s because she made it so angry it acted without thinking!
Jiang Xiaoman marveled at the emoticon for a long time. She felt that it was very cute and wanted to play with it too.
The system said that she would be able to use them in the future. After she goes online, it would be everywhere. Worry not. She would have what she wanted. The most important thing right now was to get the mission item back. Otherwise, it won’t survive until that time comes.
Jiang Xiaoman had no choice but to bring her attention back.
She continued talking in a low voice, still wanting to decline. “But, Grandma is so fierce. I do not dare to take it… She took it away secretly, so she must have hidden it.”
You just do not want to go, right? Ah, naïve little devil. Adults have been using this trick forever.
The system did not say anything else. It gritted its teeth and increased the rewards.
【Hidden mission: Get the jade pendant back. This concerns the main mission, Host. Please take this seriously!! [Takingouthandkerchiefandwipingtears.jpg] [Takingouthandkerchiefandwipingtears.jpg]
Reward: 70 points】
Did you say you wanted more emoticons? Here, have some just for you!
Jiang Xiaoman was taken aback.
She watched the emoticons for a long time, but this time her attention was not fully on them but also on the reward.
Whoa, there were actually 70 points. That’s so many! She would have to make so many children cry to earn that many points.
Jiang Xiaoman was very interested.
But was it telling her to steal Grandma’s things? She didn’t dare to.
“But…”
【Hidden mission: Get the jade pendant back. This concerns the main mission, Host, please take this seriously!!
Reward: 80 points】
“……”
Jiang Xiaoman was still hesitating, and the system gritted its teeth all the way, raising the reward straight to 100!
This concerned its life. Screw the rules!
Jiang Xiaoman was really surprised.
She was stunned for a long time. Her clever head received inspiration, and she played with her fingers while saying, “Grandma is so fierce and good at beating people up. If I stole her things, she would definitely hit me. After thinking about it, I think it’s still too difficult for me. One hundred points are not enough. Why don’t you give me 800 points?”
This way, she would be left with a lot of points even after paying back her debt!
There was no helping it. After all, she was just too smart and observant. She could learn from analogies and easily apply what she had learned before!
The system was really angry. “In your dreams! Don’t even think about it!”
She was starting to go to the roof and take out the tiles!2
Host, you’re really, really too much!! I won’t give in anymore!
Finally, they reached an agreement for 100 points, and Jiang Xiaoman went to steal the jade pendant.
Footnotes:
2. An idiom that means she’s being at the height of naughtiness
Host, You’re Too Much!! (3)
Ah, ah, ah. Host, do you know how serious this matter is?!
“Host, I’m serious. This matter is really important. If you don’t go—”
The system still wanted to scare her, but after thinking about it, even “death” was not a particularly amazing thing in its host’s eyes. So what else would threaten her? Nothing!
The system was so angry it almost had a heart attack.
This was because she was too annoying back then, so it kept telling her all those things about it not being a real existence. Now, even its life did not work as a bargaining chip.
What suffering.
The system learned from its failure and said nothing else, intending to just continue with the carrot and the stick.
【Hidden mission: Get the jade pendant back. This concerns the main mission, Host, please take this seriously!! [Takingouthandkerchiefandwipingtears.jpg]
Reward: 50 points】
Fifty points was a huge sum of money for Jiang Xiaoman.
Ever since she was little, the only time she had ever been awarded 50 points was when Yu Wencheng was giving them one million yuan.
Logically speaking, this reward should be enough to tempt her.
But her attention was attracted by something else.
“Wow-” Jiang Xiaoman was surprised. “Brother System, what is that crying little person?”
“…” It denotes sadness!
“It’s so fun. It can even move around! Can you send me another one?”
“…it’s an emoticon!” The system gritted its teeth.
“Why have you never used it before? It’s so cute.”
“…” That’s because she made it so angry it acted without thinking!
Jiang Xiaoman marveled at the emoticon for a long time. She felt that it was very cute and wanted to play with it too.
The system said that she would be able to use them in the future. After she goes online, it would be everywhere. Worry not. She would have what she wanted. The most important thing right now was to get the mission item back. Otherwise, it won’t survive until that time comes.
Jiang Xiaoman had no choice but to bring her attention back.
She continued talking in a low voice, still wanting to decline. “But, Grandma is so fierce. I do not dare to take it… She took it away secretly, so she must have hidden it.”
You just do not want to go, right? Ah, naïve little devil. Adults have been using this trick forever.
The system did not say anything else. It gritted its teeth and increased the rewards.
【Hidden mission: Get the jade pendant back. This concerns the main mission, Host. Please take this seriously!! [Takingouthandkerchiefandwipingtears.jpg] [Takingouthandkerchiefandwipingtears.jpg]
Reward: 70 points】
Did you say you wanted more emoticons? Here, have some just for you!
Jiang Xiaoman was taken aback.
She watched the emoticons for a long time, but this time her attention was not fully on them but also on the reward.
Whoa, there were actually 70 points. That’s so many! She would have to make so many children cry to earn that many points.
Jiang Xiaoman was very interested.
But was it telling her to steal Grandma’s things? She didn’t dare to.
“But…”
【Hidden mission: Get the jade pendant back. This concerns the main mission, Host, please take this seriously!!
Reward: 80 points】
“……”
Jiang Xiaoman was still hesitating, and the system gritted its teeth all the way, raising the reward straight to 100!
This concerned its life. Screw the rules!
Jiang Xiaoman was really surprised.
She was stunned for a long time. Her clever head received inspiration, and she played with her fingers while saying, “Grandma is so fierce and good at beating people up. If I stole her things, she would definitely hit me. After thinking about it, I think it’s still too difficult for me. One hundred points are not enough. Why don’t you give me 800 points?”
This way, she would be left with a lot of points even after paying back her debt!
There was no helping it. After all, she was just too smart and observant. She could learn from analogies and easily apply what she had learned before!
The system was really angry. “In your dreams! Don’t even think about it!”
She was starting to go to the roof and take out the tiles!2
Host, you’re really, really too much!! I won’t give in anymore!
Finally, they reached an agreement for 100 points, and Jiang Xiaoman went to steal the jade pendant.
Footnotes:
2. An idiom that means she’s being at the height of naughtiness
