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Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 209

Published at 24th of January 2023 11:11:17 AM


Chapter 209

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There seemed to be a strange electric spark between Toshiro and Kitaoji, but before they could do anything, Kyubei’s voice came from the entrance of the dojo.

“Enough,” Kyubei stood at the main entrance of the dojo, “They are my wife’s friends. Don’t be too rude.”

“But…” Kitaoji pointed at the three people lying on the ground and explained, “They were the ones who did something rude first! Tojo, Nishino, and Minamito were all…”

“Maybe it was your lack of hospitality,” As he spoke, Kyubei walked in and stood in front of Kawaki and the others. He glanced at the three people on the ground and said, “I don’t remember that the Four Deva of my Yagyu family were so weak. How long are you going to sleep? Tojo.”

“I just thought it was very interesting, so I wanted to watch the monkey show for a while longer.” Tojo got up from the ground and said with a smile.

If not for the wooden board on Tojo’s head, the rest of the people might really believe it.

“Why are you looking at me like that? I’m really not trying to be brave! Young Master!” Tojo couldn’t stand being stared at by everyone and quickly explained.

However, everyone was still staring at the wooden board stuck on his head.

“Are you talking about this? This is not something strange.” Only then did Tojo notice the wooden board on his head and quickly pull it out, “This is just a hair ornament! It’s a very popular style recently!”

“I think you’d better go to the hospital,” Shinpachi said expressionlessly, “Although it looks very beautiful, your head is spurting blood like a fountain.”

“I already said there’s no need!” Tojo shouted, “This is just a fountain-like hair ornament!”

Then, Tojo looked at Minamito and Nishino, who was lying on the ground, and scolded, “You two, get up quickly! The Young Master is here!”

“Ah, oh, oh, I didn’t expect that these small fries would alarm the Young Master.” Minamito snorted and got up from the ground. He wanted to say something but was interrupted by Kawaki.

“Shut up, J [Beep—]. I don’t want to hear people like J [Beep—] speak.” Kawaki waved his hand and said.

“J… J [Beep—]?!” Minamito stuttered, “It was a d*ck-face just now, but now it has directly become J[Beep—]?!”

“Shut up, J[Beep—]. He’s clearly just a J[Beep—]-like guy.” Sogo said again, “e’s clearly just a J[Beep—]-like guy.”

“Pfft!” Minamito spat out another mouthful of blood, “Why do you have to repeat it again…”

“Speaking of which, shouldn’t a guy like him be covered in mosaic tiles all over his body?” Kawaki whispered to Gintoki, “Why would a guy who looks like J[Beep—] come out? Just because there is no PTA?”

“Maybe they forgot,” Gintoki replied after thinking for a while.

“This can’t be done. Let’s give him a mosaic; otherwise, this work may be cut in half.” As he spoke, Kawaki came to Minamito’s side. He took out a piece of mosaic from somewhere and placed it on Minamito’s body. After he finished, he clapped his hands, “Alright! It’s done!”

“Wait a minute!” Minamito, whose entire body was covered in mosaic, quickly shouted, “What is this?! Why am I getting mosaic?! Why is my entire body covered in mosaic?!”

“After all, the audit at the starting point is very strict,”

“After all, the audit at the starting point is very strict. For a guy like you who looks like a J[Beep—], it’s better to block it with mosaic tiles.” Kawaki explained.

“There’s no need at all!” Minamito wailed, “What exactly is that J[Beep—]! Tell me clearly! It’s not easy to appear once; what should I do with this human-shaped obscene object’s appearance!”

“Human-shaped obscene objects?” Kawaki said with an expression of approval, “It seems that you are quite self-aware. Continue to work hard.”

“What kind of work do I have to add?” Minamito was a little mad and then began to tear off the mosaic on his body desperately, but he could not tear it off, “Why can’t I tear it off?! Young master, you must be fair! I really don’t look like a d*ck-face at all!”

“Shut up. Don’t you feel embarrassed enough?” Kyubei glanced at the human-shaped mosaic beside him and said. However, he secretly thought, ‘It turns out that a man’s crotch is like this…’

At the same time, only Gintoki noticed that Kyubei’s face was slightly red, but it was only for a moment.

“You have to accept the setting of being a human-shaped obscene object, Minamito.” Nishino snorted and got up from the ground, “Adding Mosaic, it seems that your setting has become more solid. You should be happy.”

“Shut up, pervert,” Kawaki said without thinking.

“Do you think this level of insult can break my heart?” Nishino laughed, “Don’t joke around. Who do you think I am? I am one of Yagyu’s Four Devas!”

“I see.” Kawaki nodded, “So your name is “the only pervert among the Yagyu’s Four Devas”, it’s really a good name.”

“What did you say? I’ll kill you! You stinking brat!” Nishino curse.

“This pervert is really amazing~” Kawaki moved closer to Gintoki and whispered, “A man wearing a hip-length kimono is not ashamed but proud. Are all the perverts nowadays so bold and confident?”

The veins on Nishino’s face began to throb, and angrily said, “Why is it that everyone can hear your whispers?! And why is a man wearing a hip-length kimono a pervert? Who said that?!”

“No, you are not only wearing a hip-length kimono but also eating a children’s meal. You are already a proper pervert.” Kawaki said.

“This… kind… of… thing…” Nishino gritted his teeth and said word by word. Then, he pulled off his clothes, leaving only a loincloth, “Then what about this?! Do I still look like a pervert without the hip-length kimono?!”

Shinpachi held his forehead and muttered, “This time, the title of pervert has been confirmed, and it’s the kind that can’t be washed off.”

“These people are really interesting.” Kawaki couldn’t help but laugh, “What Four Devas? They are obviously four idiots, hahaha…”

“Give some respect to others, Kawaki,” Gintoki complained, “Even if they are idiots, you can’t say it out loud, right? They also want face, okay?”

However, just as he finished speaking, Gintoki could not help but burst out laughing.

Looking at the laughing Gintoki and Kawaki, the Yagyu’s Four Devas wanted to rush up and beat the two of them up to release the anger in his heart. However, Kyubei did not say anything, so they did not move.

“Hahaha… cough cough cough,” As he laughed, Kawaki suddenly coughed twice, “Not good, I’m a little too complacent. “

“Enough; what are you doing here?” Kyubei looked at Kawaki and the others and asked. Then, he looked at Shinpachi and said, “Shinpachi-kun, I didn’t expect you to be so obsessed with your sister.”

“Today, I’m not here as a younger brother but as the master of Koudoukan.” Shinpachi walked out, looked straight at Kyubei, and said with a serious face, “Shimura Tae is an important disciple of Koudoukan! So, if you want to take her away, you have to discuss it with me, the master!”

“Discuss? Discuss what?” Kyubei’s face was full of disdain.

“You are also a swordsman; you should understand.” Kondo said, “As a samurai, instead of using your mouth, it is better to use the sword directly.”

“A samurai lives by the sword and dies by the sword.” Sogo continued, “So…”

“Take the woman with your sword,” Toshiro added.

“Let’s fight to the end! You bastard!” Kagura shouted.

“Victory or defeat?” Kyubei sneered, and his face was full of disdain, “You want my Yagyu family to fight with your crappy dojo? Don’t joke around.”

“We should be the ones that should be disgusted, right?” Kawaki glanced at the four people behind Kyubei with disdain. “One is a human-shaped obscene object; one is a pervert; one is a four-eyed man that makes people feel uncomfortable, and… a blind man. I didn’t expect that the disciple of the famous Yagyu family was such a character. It really makes people sigh. Do you think so? Gintoki?”

The four people behind Kyubei heard this and became even more annoyed.

“You are right. I didn’t expect that the disciple of the famous Yagyu family was such a character.” Gintoki showed a look of disdain and added, “To think that I was looking forward to it before I came~.”

“Hey, Kawaki-san, the four eyes you said just now also scolded me,” Shinpachi said expressionlessly.

“No, there is still a big difference between you and that four eyes.” Kawaki comforted.

Gintoki also nodded, “That’s right. That one over there has four eyes, but you are not! Your original body is the glasses! It is different from those four eyes! You have to have confidence in yourself, Shinpachi!”

“Whose original body is the glasses!” Shinpachi shouted.

“I can’t really tell who is the trash now~” Kawaki narrowed his eyes and said with a smile.

“These barbaric fellows are only good at talking. Young Master, let us get rid of them!” Kitaoji clenched the sword hilt at his waist and said.

The other three nodded and looked at Kyubei.

Kyubei pondered for a moment, then slightly raised the corners of his mouth. He looked at Kawaki and the others and said, “Then, as you wish…”



In a small room next to Yagyu’s kitchen, Otae was having his bride training with Yagyu’s family’s Granny Otaki.

“Miss Otae, may I know what this is?” Granny Otaki asked as she picked up the black substance on the plate and looked at Otae.

“Fried eggs,” Otae replied with a smile. Then, she covered her mouth with one hand and pretended to be surprised. She continued, “I used to be very good at making fried eggs. I thought I had it already perfect it, but I did as you asked, Granny Otaki, and improved it.”




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