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Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 75

Published at 18th of July 2022 06:33:19 AM


Chapter 75

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Chapter 75 - [Duration] [Time] [First Time] Men Are Very Concerned About This Word!

“It’s just a walk on the street. It’s not a big deal,” Shinpachi couldn’t help but suggest, “Why don’t we do that right now?”

“Eh? Really? Is it really possible?” Eromesu said in disbelief, “It’s great that I took up the courage to say it~”

She was so moved that tears flowed down his face, “Ah, what’s going on? I can’t see clearly~”

As she spoke, she even wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes…



Seeing this scene, Otae and Kagura went crazy. Kawaki and Gintoki were pressed down on the ground by the two of them.

“It’s better to be blind and not see for the rest of your life!” Kagura said fiercely as she pounded her fist.

“So why did you hit me? Go straight for her!” Gintoki shouted at the top of his lungs.

“Hey! That’s enough!” Kawaki couldn’t help but reach out and grab Otae’s hand.

Looking at the serious Kawaki, Otae blushed, “Looking at me so seriously… I…”

As she said that, Otae pulled back her hand, but the strength might be a little strong, and she directly threw Kawaki away.

When Kawaki got up, he wiped the blood off his head and looked into the distance. At this time, Shinpachi and the girl were already holding hands and walking further and further away…

“Hey, the two of them have already left…”



At this time, Kawaki and the other three followed Shinpachi to a strange building.

“Eromesu’s home.” Kawaki looked at the signboard and readout, “I didn’t think that Shinpachi-kun really wanted to take that step bravely.”

“In the first episode. Shinpachi rescued the cat-eared girl who was harassed by the drunk on the train, and went to the girl’s house for various reasons…” Gintoki chattered on the side as he reviewed the last episode.

“You don’t have to say that!” Kawaki couldn’t help but remind him, “There is no need to talk about that kind of thing!”

“Eh? Why?”

“Because today is the third chapter!” Kawaki replied.

“Huh? Really? That lazy author really did three chapters in a row? What’s going on? Is his brain broken?” Gintoki asked in surprise.

“You two are enough!” Otae reminded, “If this continues, this work may really change its name. Although I don’t care, it’s better to change it to [Maybe a Fake Gintama, but Taetama]!”

“Then it’s better to call it [Kaguratama]-aru!” Kagura clasped her hands and said from the side.

“Then how about we call it [Otaetama × Kaguratama]?” Otae suggested.

“It’s possible-aru!” Kagura replied, “As expected of the Big Sister! To think that she could think of such a good name!”

“What are you two doing! The author has instructed that this episode must end in this chapter. This kind of water world number is not good! We must end this chapter in the next thousand and nine hundred words!” Kawaki said harshly.

[Foreign Voice]: You are all too much, okay? The ones who are dragging the word count are you guys, okay? Can you start now!

“Another hundred words have been lost, so let’s start over again!” Kawaki shouted and looked at Eromesu’s house again, “What do you think Shinpachi-kun is doing now? ”

“Shedding the young skin-aru!” Kagura was the first to raise her hand.

“Who taught you to say such words?” Kawaki spurted out wildly, then stretched out a finger and said solemnly, “It should be said that it is ready to go to the base. This metaphor is better.”

“It’s better to just say [Beep—] followed by [Beep—] and finally [Beep—],” Gintoki said.

“Don’t worry, it has all been silenced,” Kawaki said to Otae.

“You guys…” Otae said as she raised his fist, “Enough!”



At this time, Shinpachi had just prepared to step onto adulthood and take a bath for himself. However, just as he walked out of the bathroom, he found that Eromesu had already disappeared.

“Eromesu-chan? Where did she go?” Shinpachi muttered. But the next moment, he turned around and saw a card.

Shinpachi picked up the card and took a look at it.

[I’ve taken your heart and your wallet. Cat’s Ear, the Phantom Thief(Kiss) ]

Shinpachi adjusted his glasses, and then… exploded in an instant! “AHH!!”



“Hey, she’s coming out…” Kawaki looked at Eromesu who came out of the strange building and reminded the three people beside him, “Isn’t it too fast? Is Shinpachi-kun’s physical strength a little weak? This is troublesome. What should we do now?”

“I can only pretend that I don’t know,” Gintoki suggested seriously, “In the future, we better not say words like [time], [duration], [first time], or [launch] in front of Shinpachi-kun. The boys definitely can’t stand such words.”

“That makes sense. I hope he can walk out slowly by himself…” Kawaki sighed and said, “Hey? Where is Shinpachi-kun? Why isn’t Shinpachi-kun out?”

“He must be too embarrassed to come out because he thinks he is too useless. It must be like this!” Gintoki analyzed.

“Ah, I don’t think so-aru. Because…” Kagura pointed at Eromesu, who had already gone far away, and said, “The girl is holding Shinpachi’s wallet…”

Kawaki/ Gintoki/ Otae, “…”

“What a joke! Why don’t you go to Yoshiwara if you have to pay for it! I can still give him some discounts!” Kawaki was the first to express his dissatisfaction.

“It’s not like this!” Gintoki could not help but punch Kawaki, “No matter how I look at it, that girl is a thief!”

“Eh? Really? Is that really the case?” Kawaki asked uncertainly.

“No matter how I look at it, she is!” As Gintoki spoke, he took the lead and rushed towards the direction that the girl had escaped in, “Stop right there! Bastard!”

Eromesu glanced at the back and sneered. She did not say anything and continued to run forward.

Seeing that the other party did not show any signs of stopping, Gintoki pulled out his wooden sword and threw it over.

However, as expected of a cat, Eromesu gently jumped and dodged Gintoki’s wooden sword. At the same time, she steadily stood on a bulletin board by the road.

“Ahahahahaha…” Eromesu sneered, “Who are you? Are you the family of that little boy? His brother? Why are you acting so shamelessly? Are you following me because you’re worried about that boy?”

“Don’t worry, I didn’t do anything. I didn’t destroy your brother’s chastity. All I want is love. That’s right, I’m a cat that steals hearts. Phantom Thief Cat’s Ear!”

“The most beautiful thing in this world is love!” Eromesu, no, it should be called Cat’s Ear. She looked at Gintoki with interest and continued, “But love is intangible, so as evidence of stealing love. I will borrow their little wallet.”

Looking at Cat’s Ear who took out a wallet and kissed it, Gintoki could not help but say, “That is Shinpachi’s wallet? I don’t know what strange words you are saying. In the end, aren’t you a thief who stole money?”

“Your brother is really a masterpiece. I didn’t expect that there would be such a simple child these days. He completely fell for my trick. He even wore the cat ears I gave him on a whim. It’s really funny.” As she spoke, Cat’s Ear acted like he was putting on an act, “It makes me feel like I’m in my first love, and my heart beats faster. It makes me want to continue playing.”

“Hey, hey, I say, you don’t have to pretend to be cute anymore, right?” Gintoki couldn’t help but remind her, “I really like that kind of cute character.”

“Hey? Gintoki, do you like that kind of character?” Kawaki appeared out of nowhere, “I thought you liked girls with short hair who looked like someone with purple hair~.”

“Who do you think likes Takasugi?” Gintoki shouted.

“Eh? So you like Takaji! I actually didn’t know about it.” Kawaki said in surprise.

“Hey! You! When did you…” Cat’s Ear was shocked because Kawaki’s voice appear behind her.

“In fact, there is a reason. If I let you escape like this, I feel a little sorry for Shinpachi-kun.” Kawaki frowned, “But I have never hit a girl before. I’m so confused. What should I do?”

“Don’t worry!” Otae’s voice came from the top of Kawaki’s head.

“Leave it to us two girls-aru!” Kagura’s voice came.

“Ah, then I’ll have to trouble the two ladies.” Kawaki looked up at Kagura and Otae on the roof and said. Then, he jumped down from the bulletin board.

At the same time, Otae and Kagura jumped down at Cat’s Ear.

Boom !!!

Cat’s Ear reacted quickly and jumped off the bulletin board first. She then heaved a sigh of relief, but when she turned around, she saw the huge bulletin board smashing towards her…

Boom !!!

The dust rose, and Kagura and Otae landed safely at the same time.

However, when the dust dissipated, everyone realized that Cat’s Ear was unharmed!

It was Shinpachi! It was Shinpachi who blocked the bulletin board!

“Everyone, stop!” Shinpachi shouted and pushed the bulletin board away, “They say that the losers in love are the ones who fall in love, right?”

As he spoke, Shinpachi wiped his sweat and glanced at Cat’s Ear behind him. He smiled and said, “It doesn’t matter. Anyway, I don’t hate Eromesu-chan. I should say that I want to thank you. Although the time is short, you let me experience a happy time of love, so please allow me to say something…”

Cat’s Ear was gradually influenced by Shinpachi’s words, and the blush on her face was getting thicker and thicker, ‘This boy, this boy actually didn’t hate her at all, and even…’

“… I’m just kidding! Stupid!” After shouting, Cat’s Ear was already knocked down by the furious Shinpachi…

Kawaki/ Gintoki: “…”

Only Otae smiled and clapped for her younger brother.

Shinpachi slowly walked past Kawaki and Gintoki. After walking to a certain place, Shinpachi took out the cat ear accessory in his arms, took a look at it, and directly threw it into the sky…

(Shinpachi’s love story is over!)




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