Chapter 2128
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From the elevator indicator before falling, the two fools who were hit by the chandelier came down from the fifth floor.
But I didn't worry at all. I took the elevator to the second floor.
Jiahao hotel is called a hotel, but it's actually a one-stop restaurant.
On the first floor is the hall and coffee and tea house, on the second to the fourth floor is the restaurant, and on the fifth and sixth floors is the bar singing room.
The seventh floor is for bath and massage, and the eighth and ninetieth floor is for guest room hotel.
The top floor is said to be for the hotel's own use and never for external use.
In fact, it's a semi open casino, just not for strangers.
Although there are restaurants on the second and fourth floors, the settings inside are totally different.
The second floor is a fully open hall with a small stage in the middle, suitable for weddings, large banquets and so on.
As soon as I came down the elevator and turned the hallway, I heard a burst of clapping.
Probe a look, the stage stands a big belly balding man. What are you talking about.
On the back of the subtitle is a sentence of unusual dog blood, but full of inflammatory words: "three years and forty million, there is a dream and a future!"
Don't even think about it. It's either invisible MLM or brain damaged group building!
“…… Three years ago, I was a vegetable dealer who squatted on the roadside in the wind and rain to fight wisdom and courage with the city manager, but now! I bought a luxury car, a villa and married a model's wife! What do I rely on? "
"Friends, I have nothing, no education, no background, no beauty and IQ, but why can I succeed? Because of my great loyalty to the future fund! "
"People like me can succeed. What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? "
"Three years! Only three years! Losers become rich, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the top of life! "
The more he talked, the more excited he was, the crazier he was, and he drove the crowd to raise their right arms and shout slogans.
"Win in the future! Win in the future! "
I went up from the red carpet in the middle of the hall and went straight to the stage.
"This friend, do you want to express your enthusiasm? Come on, welcome. " As soon as the guy saw me coming up, he immediately encouraged everyone to clap.
I smiled and took the microphone from him.
Glancing around like a duck, the fools with their necks up ready to be cheated imitate the emphasis of the guy just now: "friends, do you know what the future is?"
I waited for a few seconds, and everyone was staring at me.
"I tell you, the future is a fart!"
The guy on the stage was a little annoyed, and there was a bit of commotion under the stage.
However, they all thought that this was a circular speech, and then I would definitely pull back the theme and ascend to a new height, still waiting foolishly.
"Don't believe it? Then I'll let him say it again. "
I handed the microphone to the guy.
Poof!
As soon as the guy opened his mouth, he made a sound of farting.
He felt something was wrong. He clapped Mike and coughed.
Poop, poop, poop!
The sound of farts continued.
At the beginning, the people under the stage still bear it, but I don't know who laughs the first time, and then it goes out of control and laughs all over the stage.
The guy on the stage, touched his throat, tried to put his hands and shouted loudly, trying to maintain order.
But no matter how he adjusts, how hard he tries, what he will finally produce is the sound of farting!
High, low, short, long, almost all the combinations!
Everyone laughed a long time ago. Some of them squatted on the ground with their stomachs in their hands, some of them covered their mouths, and their faces were red. More people laugh and cry!
But then, everyone seemed to smell the same smell, all covering their noses.
Yes, it's fart!
What a strong smell of fart!
This hall is similar to the biogas digester. The smell is strong and spicy, which is almost breathless!
Someone can't stand it. He ran out with his nose covered.
One, two, twenty, fifty!
Everyone rushed to stand up and ran out with their noses tightly covered! I'm afraid that if I slow down, I will be suffocated alive.
The guy on the stage finally woke up. It seems that I did all this.
Yes.
That's what I did!
The reason why the guy on the stage makes the same sound of farting is that I let out the kid's prank. He seems to be shouting all the time, but he is strangled by the kid's throat. He can't make any sound. The tone of farting is the kid's toy: Wudi whistle. Just blow it upside down, that's the sound.
As for the taste, it is true.
When I was walking to the stage, I spilled dozens of strong fart pills along the road.It's made of skunk's odor source. It's not only strong in smell, but also not volatile. It lasts a long time. It's just a magic weapon!
The reason why I brought this thing is that considering Jiahao hotel is a public place after all, no matter how damned Li Jiahao is, he will not be buried by so many people, right?
So, I will try to drive everyone out one by one, leaving only Li Jiahao and his henchmen, and here we will turn them into their final graves.
And I'm the only grave digger!
The guy found out that I did it, but it was too late!
Under the little devil's control, he quickly and involuntarily stripped off his clothes, and finally ran out naked buttocks and tie.
It seems that when he comes to the stage next time, there will be more capital to blow.
"My friends, once I have no body or appearance, I dare to give up my self-respect and brave streaking. What do I rely on? It's all about confidence in the future! "
The whole second floor was empty in an instant. There was no one left.
From a long distance can hear, from the elevator, from the fire fighting channel to suppress the laughter.
I'm afraid this is the safest and happiest emergency evacuation in the world, isn't it?
I went to the entrance of the corridor and threw down the remaining stinking strong fart pills to prevent any idle people from going upstairs.
Then take the elevator to the third floor.
The third floor is also a restaurant, but it is a large or small upscale private room.
The service staff were very polite. No matter they were carrying empty plates or dishes, when they saw me coming, they took the initiative to hide on both sides to make way for me.
I went down the corridor, from one end to the other, and roughly estimated that there were about twenty guests in the private rooms.
Take out a prepared talisman and think about who to use it on.
Suddenly I saw a man and a woman coming out of the front compartment.
The man is about forty years old, with a pair of glasses, a loyal face, well-dressed and well behaved, but with no loss of bearing. He should be the leader of a leading enterprise or government.
In her early twenties, she was wearing short skirts, stockings, high-heeled shoes, and off the shoulder and through the back lace, just like the housemaid in the island action movie.
The man held the telephone in one hand and the woman in the other hand. He twisted it deliberately, exaggerating his waist like a water snake.
"Well, I can't go back these days. I'm investigating in Daqing Oilfield. Well, yes! " The man walked past me on the phone.
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From the elevator indicator before falling, the two fools who were hit by the chandelier came down from the fifth floor.
But I didn't worry at all. I took the elevator to the second floor.
Jiahao hotel is called a hotel, but it's actually a one-stop restaurant.
On the first floor is the hall and coffee and tea house, on the second to the fourth floor is the restaurant, and on the fifth and sixth floors is the bar singing room.
The seventh floor is for bath and massage, and the eighth and ninetieth floor is for guest room hotel.
The top floor is said to be for the hotel's own use and never for external use.
In fact, it's a semi open casino, just not for strangers.
Although there are restaurants on the second and fourth floors, the settings inside are totally different.
The second floor is a fully open hall with a small stage in the middle, suitable for weddings, large banquets and so on.
As soon as I came down the elevator and turned the hallway, I heard a burst of clapping.
Probe a look, the stage stands a big belly balding man. What are you talking about.
On the back of the subtitle is a sentence of unusual dog blood, but full of inflammatory words: "three years and forty million, there is a dream and a future!"
Don't even think about it. It's either invisible MLM or brain damaged group building!
“…… Three years ago, I was a vegetable dealer who squatted on the roadside in the wind and rain to fight wisdom and courage with the city manager, but now! I bought a luxury car, a villa and married a model's wife! What do I rely on? "
"Friends, I have nothing, no education, no background, no beauty and IQ, but why can I succeed? Because of my great loyalty to the future fund! "
"People like me can succeed. What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? "
"Three years! Only three years! Losers become rich, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the top of life! "
The more he talked, the more excited he was, the crazier he was, and he drove the crowd to raise their right arms and shout slogans.
"Win in the future! Win in the future! "
I went up from the red carpet in the middle of the hall and went straight to the stage.
"This friend, do you want to express your enthusiasm? Come on, welcome. " As soon as the guy saw me coming up, he immediately encouraged everyone to clap.
I smiled and took the microphone from him.
Glancing around like a duck, the fools with their necks up ready to be cheated imitate the emphasis of the guy just now: "friends, do you know what the future is?"
I waited for a few seconds, and everyone was staring at me.
"I tell you, the future is a fart!"
The guy on the stage was a little annoyed, and there was a bit of commotion under the stage.
However, they all thought that this was a circular speech, and then I would definitely pull back the theme and ascend to a new height, still waiting foolishly.
"Don't believe it? Then I'll let him say it again. "
I handed the microphone to the guy.
Poof!
As soon as the guy opened his mouth, he made a sound of farting.
He felt something was wrong. He clapped Mike and coughed.
Poop, poop, poop!
The sound of farts continued.
At the beginning, the people under the stage still bear it, but I don't know who laughs the first time, and then it goes out of control and laughs all over the stage.
The guy on the stage, touched his throat, tried to put his hands and shouted loudly, trying to maintain order.
But no matter how he adjusts, how hard he tries, what he will finally produce is the sound of farting!
High, low, short, long, almost all the combinations!
Everyone laughed a long time ago. Some of them squatted on the ground with their stomachs in their hands, some of them covered their mouths, and their faces were red. More people laugh and cry!
But then, everyone seemed to smell the same smell, all covering their noses.
Yes, it's fart!
What a strong smell of fart!
This hall is similar to the biogas digester. The smell is strong and spicy, which is almost breathless!
Someone can't stand it. He ran out with his nose covered.
One, two, twenty, fifty!
Everyone rushed to stand up and ran out with their noses tightly covered! I'm afraid that if I slow down, I will be suffocated alive.
The guy on the stage finally woke up. It seems that I did all this.
Yes.
That's what I did!
The reason why the guy on the stage makes the same sound of farting is that I let out the kid's prank. He seems to be shouting all the time, but he is strangled by the kid's throat. He can't make any sound. The tone of farting is the kid's toy: Wudi whistle. Just blow it upside down, that's the sound.
As for the taste, it is true.
When I was walking to the stage, I spilled dozens of strong fart pills along the road.It's made of skunk's odor source. It's not only strong in smell, but also not volatile. It lasts a long time. It's just a magic weapon!
The reason why I brought this thing is that considering Jiahao hotel is a public place after all, no matter how damned Li Jiahao is, he will not be buried by so many people, right?
So, I will try to drive everyone out one by one, leaving only Li Jiahao and his henchmen, and here we will turn them into their final graves.
And I'm the only grave digger!
The guy found out that I did it, but it was too late!
Under the little devil's control, he quickly and involuntarily stripped off his clothes, and finally ran out naked buttocks and tie.
It seems that when he comes to the stage next time, there will be more capital to blow.
"My friends, once I have no body or appearance, I dare to give up my self-respect and brave streaking. What do I rely on? It's all about confidence in the future! "
The whole second floor was empty in an instant. There was no one left.
From a long distance can hear, from the elevator, from the fire fighting channel to suppress the laughter.
I'm afraid this is the safest and happiest emergency evacuation in the world, isn't it?
I went to the entrance of the corridor and threw down the remaining stinking strong fart pills to prevent any idle people from going upstairs.
Then take the elevator to the third floor.
The third floor is also a restaurant, but it is a large or small upscale private room.
The service staff were very polite. No matter they were carrying empty plates or dishes, when they saw me coming, they took the initiative to hide on both sides to make way for me.
I went down the corridor, from one end to the other, and roughly estimated that there were about twenty guests in the private rooms.
Take out a prepared talisman and think about who to use it on.
Suddenly I saw a man and a woman coming out of the front compartment.
The man is about forty years old, with a pair of glasses, a loyal face, well-dressed and well behaved, but with no loss of bearing. He should be the leader of a leading enterprise or government.
In her early twenties, she was wearing short skirts, stockings, high-heeled shoes, and off the shoulder and through the back lace, just like the housemaid in the island action movie.
The man held the telephone in one hand and the woman in the other hand. He twisted it deliberately, exaggerating his waist like a water snake.
"Well, I can't go back these days. I'm investigating in Daqing Oilfield. Well, yes! " The man walked past me on the phone.
From the elevator indicator before falling, the two fools who were hit by the chandelier came down from the fifth floor. But I didn't worry at all. I took the elevator to the second floor. Jiahao hotel is called a hotel, but it's actually a one-stop restaurant. On the first floor is the hall and coffee and tea house, on the second to the fourth floor is the restaurant, and on the fifth and sixth floors is the bar singing room. The seventh floor is for bath and massage, and the eighth and ninetieth floor is for guest room hotel. The top floor is said to be for the hotel's own use and never for external use. In fact, it's a semi open casino, just not for strangers. Although there are restaurants on the second and fourth floors, the settings inside are totally different. The second floor is a fully open hall with a small stage in the middle, suitable for weddings, large banquets and so on. As soon as I came down the elevator and turned the hallway, I heard a burst of clapping. Probe a look, the stage stands a big belly balding man. What are you talking about. On the back of the subtitle is a sentence of unusual dog blood, but full of inflammatory words: "three years and forty million, there is a dream and a future!" Don't even think about it. It's either invisible MLM or brain damaged group building! Three years ago, I was a vegetable dealer who squatted on the roadside in the wind and rain to fight wisdom and courage with the city manager, but now! I bought a luxury car, a villa and married a model's wife! What do I rely on? " "Friends, I have nothing, no education, no background, no beauty and IQ, but why can I succeed? Because of my great loyalty to the future fund! " "People like me can succeed. What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? " "Three years! Only three years! Losers become rich, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the top of life! " The more he talked, the more excited he was, the crazier he was, and he drove the crowd to raise their right arms and shout slogans. "Win in the future! Win in the future! " I went up from the red carpet in the middle of the hall and went straight to the stage. "This friend, do you want to express your enthusiasm? Come on, welcome. " As soon as the guy saw me coming up, he immediately encouraged everyone to clap. I smiled and took the microphone from him. Glancing around like a duck, the fools with their necks up ready to be cheated imitate the emphasis of the guy just now: "friends, do you know what the future is?" I waited for a few seconds, and everyone was staring at me. "I tell you, the future is a fart!" The guy on the stage was a little annoyed, and there was a bit of commotion under the stage. However, they all thought that this was a circular speech, and then I would definitely pull back the theme and ascend to a new height, still waiting foolishly. "Don't believe it? Then I'll let him say it again. " I handed the microphone to the guy. Poof! As soon as the guy opened his mouth, he made a sound of farting. He felt something was wrong. He clapped Mike and coughed. Poop, poop, poop! The sound of farts continued. At the beginning, the people under the stage still bear it, but I don't know who laughs the first time, and then it goes out of control and laughs all over the stage. The guy on the stage, touched his throat, tried to put his hands and shouted loudly, trying to maintain order. But no matter how he adjusts, how hard he tries, what he will finally produce is the sound of farting! High, low, short, long, almost all the combinations! Everyone laughed a long time ago. Some of them squatted on the ground with their stomachs in their hands, some of them covered their mouths, and their faces were red. More people laugh and cry! But then, everyone seemed to smell the same smell, all covering their noses. Yes, it's fart! What a strong smell of fart! This hall is similar to the biogas digester. The smell is strong and spicy, which is almost breathless! Someone can't stand it. He ran out with his nose covered. One, two, twenty, fifty! Everyone rushed to stand up and ran out with their noses tightly covered! I'm afraid that if I slow down, I will be suffocated alive. The guy on the stage finally woke up. It seems that I did all this. Yes. That's what I did! The reason why the guy on the stage makes the same sound of farting is that I let out the kid's prank. He seems to be shouting all the time, but he is strangled by the kid's throat. He can't make any sound. The tone of farting is the kid's toy: Wudi whistle. Just blow it upside down, that's the sound. As for the taste, it is true. When I was walking to the stage, I spilled dozens of strong fart pills along the road.It's made of skunk's odor source. It's not only strong in smell, but also not volatile. It lasts a long time. It's just a magic weapon! The reason why I brought this thing is that considering Jiahao hotel is a public place after all, no matter how damned Li Jiahao is, he will not be buried by so many people, right? So, I will try to drive everyone out one by one, leaving only Li Jiahao and his henchmen, and here we will turn them into their final graves. And I'm the only grave digger! The guy found out that I did it, but it was too late! Under the little devil's control, he quickly and involuntarily stripped off his clothes, and finally ran out naked buttocks and tie. It seems that when he comes to the stage next time, there will be more capital to blow. "My friends, once I have no body or appearance, I dare to give up my self-respect and brave streaking. What do I rely on? It's all about confidence in the future! " The whole second floor was empty in an instant. There was no one left. From a long distance can hear, from the elevator, from the fire fighting channel to suppress the laughter. I'm afraid this is the safest and happiest emergency evacuation in the world, isn't it? I went to the entrance of the corridor and threw down the remaining stinking strong fart pills to prevent any idle people from going upstairs. Then take the elevator to the third floor. The third floor is also a restaurant, but it is a large or small upscale private room. The service staff were very polite. No matter they were carrying empty plates or dishes, when they saw me coming, they took the initiative to hide on both sides to make way for me. I went down the corridor, from one end to the other, and roughly estimated that there were about twenty guests in the private rooms. Take out a prepared talisman and think about who to use it on. Suddenly I saw a man and a woman coming out of the front compartment. The man is about forty years old, with a pair of glasses, a loyal face, well-dressed and well behaved, but with no loss of bearing. He should be the leader of a leading enterprise or government. In her early twenties, she was wearing short skirts, stockings, high-heeled shoes, and off the shoulder and through the back lace, just like the housemaid in the island action movie. The man held the telephone in one hand and the woman in the other hand. He twisted it deliberately, exaggerating his waist like a water snake. "Well, I can't go back these days. I'm investigating in Daqing Oilfield. Well, yes! " The man walked past me on the phone.
