Chapter 978
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"Stop talking." I was afraid that they would fight, and I quickly stopped them: "let's go! It's important to go to the hell village and do business. "
Pockmarked Li and he Yongfu just stopped talking and sat down in their seats without saying a word.
Yin Xinyue is obviously not from fear, curled up in the back seat, like a frightened kitten. Seeing Yin Xin's appearance, I feel very sad. I wish I could hold her in my arms and comfort her.
The atmosphere in the car is more and more dreary. Fortunately, there is no such thing as fighting against the wall
I cleared my throat, looked out at the night and said, "let me tell you a joke."
"Poof Chi, do you still tell jokes?" Wang xun'er covered her mouth and said with a smile, "I thought you'd always been an old-fashioned person, only playing with those antiques."
"Of course not." I said seriously: "listen, the joke is like this. There is a big fat man who wants to lose weight, but he fails every time. Later, the fat man saw an advertisement from a weight-loss company, promising that the beauty would accompany you to lose weight for only three weeks, but could not get a full refund. The fat man thought that would be a try! Guess what? "
Speaking of this, I deliberately sold it and saw that the success attracted the attention of the people in the car. Then I said: "after that fat man went to the weight-loss company, in the first week, the staff took him into a small room, where there was a blonde and blue eyed beauty with a sign on her neck that said," follow me, I will accompany you! " So the fat man chased him to death and finally caught the blonde girl. She accompanied him for a week... "
"The next week, the fat man was taken to another room. There was a black beauty with big breasts and big hips. The black beauty also had a sign on her neck, which also said," catch me, I'll accompany you! " The fat man chased and ran so hard that he finally caught the black beauty and spent a week's night of ecstasy. In the third week, the fat man found out the routine of this weight-loss company and thought, with what kind of beauty you are, I just don't move. When the time comes, I will pay back. Guess what's in the third room? " I asked.
"I can't guess. Say it. Say it." Li Mazi hurried impatiently.
"The third room is as big as the basketball court," I said with a faint smile. "There's a female orangutan in the room. There's a sign on her neck that says," run fast, I'll catch her, ten times a day! ".
Finally, I said it with my voice in my hands, and the people in the car laughed loudly. Yin crescent laughed and kneaded his stomach and scolded me: "you are a dead man, I didn't expect you have such a hand."
I was relieved to see the atmosphere in the car ease down.
Unconsciously, the car drove out of the boundless forest. He Yongfu pointed to the rugged mountain road on the right: "go through this small road, and then half an hour to the Yinren village..."
Sure enough, there was a rusty road sign on the path, with three big red characters: "Yinren village".
Looking at the rusty spots on the road signs, I can't help but sigh that the Yinren village is really remote enough. Even the road signs are the ones in the 1970s, which have never been replaced.
The car bumped on the mountain road for a while. Sure enough, a small village appeared in front of us.
There are not many households in the village, about 50 or 60. They are the same as most rural areas in China.
I remember that smoked son said that the body Buddha sitting in the VAT was buried under a big locust tree at the entrance of the village.
I picked up my binoculars and looked around, and found that there were no big locust trees in the village for more than a hundred years, or even few of them were bare. I couldn't help wondering, did we go to the wrong place?
He Yongfu replied with great certainty, "no mistake! This is Yinren village. My mother came out of this village before. As for the big locust tree you said, I think it may have withered away in a long time. We can ask the village head later about the specific situation. The village head here is my little uncle. "
After that, he Yongfu went to the village.
I don't know why. I always feel awkward. The village head is his aunt? What's the matter? How can a village with such a closed concept make a stranger the village head?
With such doubts, we have followed he Yongfu to the village head's house.
The village head is a rural man in his thirties, with a big body and dark skin. It can be seen from his calloused hands that he is an industrious farmer.
"Hello, village head." He Yongfu came forward to say hello to the village head.
The village head said with a simple smile, "it's Yongfu. It's been a long time!"
He Yongfu scratched his head and hurriedly took out the gift from his backpack: "yes, time flies fast. This is the gift I brought you from the city. "
"Come on, you're welcome."
The village head took over the things, his eyes were all smiling: "come on, come on, come in and sit down."
"Is Yongfu here?" A woman's loud voice came from the house, and then a rural woman in a cotton padded jacket came out of the house.
"Hello, aunty." He Yongfu saw the woman and hurriedly stood up to say hello."Good." Rural women seem to be very happy to see he Yongfu: "sit, sit, how is your mother?"
"All right!" "I went to Taiwan for a tour the other day," he said
"Go to Taiwan." When the rural women heard the word "Taiwan tourism", their eyes suddenly brightened: "it's my sister who is blessed, who is like me, who has to stay in this shit place all her life."
For a while, we didn't know what to say, but the village head turned off the topic: "there are guests! Make some tea. "
Then he sat on the small chair, took out a cigarette gun and put it into his mouth. His eyes were a little polished: "Yongfu, is there something to do this time?"
He Yongfu looked at me at a loss. I cleared my throat and said: "the village head is an understanding person, so I won't beat around the bush. Village head, this time we came to Yinren village to find something. "
"What?" Asked the village head with a frown.
"Sitting on a vat of flesh Buddha." I said five words clearly.
When the village head heard this, he fell on the ground with his cigarette and gun, and his smile showed a trace of hostility.
At the first sight of the village head's response, I couldn't help but feel a little happy.
It seems that the village head is an insider, and we have found the right place. It's said that it's true. The Buddha sitting in the VAT is in this village!
"There's nothing you want here." The village head suddenly drove us away with a black face: "go! Leave the village. "
I know it's time to rely on Pockmarked Li. Now I winked at him. Pockmarked Li quickly took out a stack of 100 yuan bills and said with a smile, "village head, since people in the village are not living well, why not consider exchanging money with treasure? As long as you are willing to tell us the whereabouts of the Buddha, this money is yours. What do you think of another 100000 yuan to thank you after the event? "
"Who wants your stinking money?" The village head pushed away Pockmarked Li and shouted angrily, "I don't know what it means to sit in a vat, get out, get out, get out!"
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"Stop talking." I was afraid that they would fight, and I quickly stopped them: "let's go! It's important to go to the hell village and do business. "
Pockmarked Li and he Yongfu just stopped talking and sat down in their seats without saying a word.
Yin Xinyue is obviously not from fear, curled up in the back seat, like a frightened kitten. Seeing Yin Xin's appearance, I feel very sad. I wish I could hold her in my arms and comfort her.
The atmosphere in the car is more and more dreary. Fortunately, there is no such thing as fighting against the wall
I cleared my throat, looked out at the night and said, "let me tell you a joke."
"Poof Chi, do you still tell jokes?" Wang xun'er covered her mouth and said with a smile, "I thought you'd always been an old-fashioned person, only playing with those antiques."
"Of course not." I said seriously: "listen, the joke is like this. There is a big fat man who wants to lose weight, but he fails every time. Later, the fat man saw an advertisement from a weight-loss company, promising that the beauty would accompany you to lose weight for only three weeks, but could not get a full refund. The fat man thought that would be a try! Guess what? "
Speaking of this, I deliberately sold it and saw that the success attracted the attention of the people in the car. Then I said: "after that fat man went to the weight-loss company, in the first week, the staff took him into a small room, where there was a blonde and blue eyed beauty with a sign on her neck that said," follow me, I will accompany you! " So the fat man chased him to death and finally caught the blonde girl. She accompanied him for a week... "
"The next week, the fat man was taken to another room. There was a black beauty with big breasts and big hips. The black beauty also had a sign on her neck, which also said," catch me, I'll accompany you! " The fat man chased and ran so hard that he finally caught the black beauty and spent a week's night of ecstasy. In the third week, the fat man found out the routine of this weight-loss company and thought, with what kind of beauty you are, I just don't move. When the time comes, I will pay back. Guess what's in the third room? " I asked.
"I can't guess. Say it. Say it." Li Mazi hurried impatiently.
"The third room is as big as the basketball court," I said with a faint smile. "There's a female orangutan in the room. There's a sign on her neck that says," run fast, I'll catch her, ten times a day! ".
Finally, I said it with my voice in my hands, and the people in the car laughed loudly. Yin crescent laughed and kneaded his stomach and scolded me: "you are a dead man, I didn't expect you have such a hand."
I was relieved to see the atmosphere in the car ease down.
Unconsciously, the car drove out of the boundless forest. He Yongfu pointed to the rugged mountain road on the right: "go through this small road, and then half an hour to the Yinren village..."
Sure enough, there was a rusty road sign on the path, with three big red characters: "Yinren village".
Looking at the rusty spots on the road signs, I can't help but sigh that the Yinren village is really remote enough. Even the road signs are the ones in the 1970s, which have never been replaced.
The car bumped on the mountain road for a while. Sure enough, a small village appeared in front of us.
There are not many households in the village, about 50 or 60. They are the same as most rural areas in China.
I remember that smoked son said that the body Buddha sitting in the VAT was buried under a big locust tree at the entrance of the village.
I picked up my binoculars and looked around, and found that there were no big locust trees in the village for more than a hundred years, or even few of them were bare. I couldn't help wondering, did we go to the wrong place?
He Yongfu replied with great certainty, "no mistake! This is Yinren village. My mother came out of this village before. As for the big locust tree you said, I think it may have withered away in a long time. We can ask the village head later about the specific situation. The village head here is my little uncle. "
After that, he Yongfu went to the village.
I don't know why. I always feel awkward. The village head is his aunt? What's the matter? How can a village with such a closed concept make a stranger the village head?
With such doubts, we have followed he Yongfu to the village head's house.
The village head is a rural man in his thirties, with a big body and dark skin. It can be seen from his calloused hands that he is an industrious farmer.
"Hello, village head." He Yongfu came forward to say hello to the village head.
The village head said with a simple smile, "it's Yongfu. It's been a long time!"
He Yongfu scratched his head and hurriedly took out the gift from his backpack: "yes, time flies fast. This is the gift I brought you from the city. "
"Come on, you're welcome."
The village head took over the things, his eyes were all smiling: "come on, come on, come in and sit down."
"Is Yongfu here?" A woman's loud voice came from the house, and then a rural woman in a cotton padded jacket came out of the house.
"Hello, aunty." He Yongfu saw the woman and hurriedly stood up to say hello."Good." Rural women seem to be very happy to see he Yongfu: "sit, sit, how is your mother?"
"All right!" "I went to Taiwan for a tour the other day," he said
"Go to Taiwan." When the rural women heard the word "Taiwan tourism", their eyes suddenly brightened: "it's my sister who is blessed, who is like me, who has to stay in this shit place all her life."
For a while, we didn't know what to say, but the village head turned off the topic: "there are guests! Make some tea. "
Then he sat on the small chair, took out a cigarette gun and put it into his mouth. His eyes were a little polished: "Yongfu, is there something to do this time?"
He Yongfu looked at me at a loss. I cleared my throat and said: "the village head is an understanding person, so I won't beat around the bush. Village head, this time we came to Yinren village to find something. "
"What?" Asked the village head with a frown.
"Sitting on a vat of flesh Buddha." I said five words clearly.
When the village head heard this, he fell on the ground with his cigarette and gun, and his smile showed a trace of hostility.
At the first sight of the village head's response, I couldn't help but feel a little happy.
It seems that the village head is an insider, and we have found the right place. It's said that it's true. The Buddha sitting in the VAT is in this village!
"There's nothing you want here." The village head suddenly drove us away with a black face: "go! Leave the village. "
I know it's time to rely on Pockmarked Li. Now I winked at him. Pockmarked Li quickly took out a stack of 100 yuan bills and said with a smile, "village head, since people in the village are not living well, why not consider exchanging money with treasure? As long as you are willing to tell us the whereabouts of the Buddha, this money is yours. What do you think of another 100000 yuan to thank you after the event? "
"Who wants your stinking money?" The village head pushed away Pockmarked Li and shouted angrily, "I don't know what it means to sit in a vat, get out, get out, get out!"
"Stop talking." I was afraid that they would fight, and I quickly stopped them: "let's go! It's important to go to the hell village and do business. " Pockmarked Li and he Yongfu just stopped talking and sat down in their seats without saying a word. Yin Xinyue is obviously not from fear, curled up in the back seat, like a frightened kitten. Seeing Yin Xin's appearance, I feel very sad. I wish I could hold her in my arms and comfort her. The atmosphere in the car is more and more dreary. Fortunately, there is no such thing as fighting against the wall I cleared my throat, looked out at the night and said, "let me tell you a joke." "Poof Chi, do you still tell jokes?" Wang xun'er covered her mouth and said with a smile, "I thought you'd always been an old-fashioned person, only playing with those antiques." "Of course not." I said seriously: "listen, the joke is like this. There is a big fat man who wants to lose weight, but he fails every time. Later, the fat man saw an advertisement from a weight-loss company, promising that the beauty would accompany you to lose weight for only three weeks, but could not get a full refund. The fat man thought that would be a try! Guess what? " Speaking of this, I deliberately sold it and saw that the success attracted the attention of the people in the car. Then I said: "after that fat man went to the weight-loss company, in the first week, the staff took him into a small room, where there was a blonde and blue eyed beauty with a sign on her neck that said," follow me, I will accompany you! " So the fat man chased him to death and finally caught the blonde girl. She accompanied him for a week... " "The next week, the fat man was taken to another room. There was a black beauty with big breasts and big hips. The black beauty also had a sign on her neck, which also said," catch me, I'll accompany you! " The fat man chased and ran so hard that he finally caught the black beauty and spent a week's night of ecstasy. In the third week, the fat man found out the routine of this weight-loss company and thought, with what kind of beauty you are, I just don't move. When the time comes, I will pay back. Guess what's in the third room? " I asked. "I can't guess. Say it. Say it." Li Mazi hurried impatiently. "The third room is as big as the basketball court," I said with a faint smile. "There's a female orangutan in the room. There's a sign on her neck that says," run fast, I'll catch her, ten times a day! ". Finally, I said it with my voice in my hands, and the people in the car laughed loudly. Yin crescent laughed and kneaded his stomach and scolded me: "you are a dead man, I didn't expect you have such a hand." I was relieved to see the atmosphere in the car ease down. Unconsciously, the car drove out of the boundless forest. He Yongfu pointed to the rugged mountain road on the right: "go through this small road, and then half an hour to the Yinren village..." Sure enough, there was a rusty road sign on the path, with three big red characters: "Yinren village". Looking at the rusty spots on the road signs, I can't help but sigh that the Yinren village is really remote enough. Even the road signs are the ones in the 1970s, which have never been replaced. The car bumped on the mountain road for a while. Sure enough, a small village appeared in front of us. There are not many households in the village, about 50 or 60. They are the same as most rural areas in China. I remember that smoked son said that the body Buddha sitting in the VAT was buried under a big locust tree at the entrance of the village. I picked up my binoculars and looked around, and found that there were no big locust trees in the village for more than a hundred years, or even few of them were bare. I couldn't help wondering, did we go to the wrong place? He Yongfu replied with great certainty, "no mistake! This is Yinren village. My mother came out of this village before. As for the big locust tree you said, I think it may have withered away in a long time. We can ask the village head later about the specific situation. The village head here is my little uncle. " After that, he Yongfu went to the village. I don't know why. I always feel awkward. The village head is his aunt? What's the matter? How can a village with such a closed concept make a stranger the village head? With such doubts, we have followed he Yongfu to the village head's house. The village head is a rural man in his thirties, with a big body and dark skin. It can be seen from his calloused hands that he is an industrious farmer. "Hello, village head." He Yongfu came forward to say hello to the village head. The village head said with a simple smile, "it's Yongfu. It's been a long time!" He Yongfu scratched his head and hurriedly took out the gift from his backpack: "yes, time flies fast. This is the gift I brought you from the city. " "Come on, you're welcome." The village head took over the things, his eyes were all smiling: "come on, come on, come in and sit down." "Is Yongfu here?" A woman's loud voice came from the house, and then a rural woman in a cotton padded jacket came out of the house. "Hello, aunty." He Yongfu saw the woman and hurriedly stood up to say hello."Good." Rural women seem to be very happy to see he Yongfu: "sit, sit, how is your mother?" "All right!" "I went to Taiwan for a tour the other day," he said "Go to Taiwan." When the rural women heard the word "Taiwan tourism", their eyes suddenly brightened: "it's my sister who is blessed, who is like me, who has to stay in this shit place all her life." For a while, we didn't know what to say, but the village head turned off the topic: "there are guests! Make some tea. " Then he sat on the small chair, took out a cigarette gun and put it into his mouth. His eyes were a little polished: "Yongfu, is there something to do this time?" He Yongfu looked at me at a loss. I cleared my throat and said: "the village head is an understanding person, so I won't beat around the bush. Village head, this time we came to Yinren village to find something. " "What?" Asked the village head with a frown. "Sitting on a vat of flesh Buddha." I said five words clearly. When the village head heard this, he fell on the ground with his cigarette and gun, and his smile showed a trace of hostility. At the first sight of the village head's response, I couldn't help but feel a little happy. It seems that the village head is an insider, and we have found the right place. It's said that it's true. The Buddha sitting in the VAT is in this village! "There's nothing you want here." The village head suddenly drove us away with a black face: "go! Leave the village. " I know it's time to rely on Pockmarked Li. Now I winked at him. Pockmarked Li quickly took out a stack of 100 yuan bills and said with a smile, "village head, since people in the village are not living well, why not consider exchanging money with treasure? As long as you are willing to tell us the whereabouts of the Buddha, this money is yours. What do you think of another 100000 yuan to thank you after the event? " "Who wants your stinking money?" The village head pushed away Pockmarked Li and shouted angrily, "I don't know what it means to sit in a vat, get out, get out, get out!"
