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Published at 3rd of November 2021 09:20:09 AM


Chapter 1958: 1958

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"Four thousand two hundred and twenty-nine artichokes! Stole from Macy's! Moreover, the crime scene is all your farts/shares/eggs/marks."

Such an absurd and spoofed "script" is obviously the original intention of the show, but Lan Li's brain made the whole script even more absurd; now under the interpretation of the two "comedians", Lan Li and Jimmy, that This sense of absurdity was further magnified, and the entire studio scene burst into laughter.

Don't talk about Jimmy, even Lan Li is hovering on the edge of the laughing field-not because of the script, but more because of the atmosphere of the entire recording scene.

If you are in the West End now, then even no matter how ridiculous the script is, Ren Li can perform it in a serious manner. When he was studying in the college, students had written even more ridiculous spoof scripts, but they still needed to use a serious way Complete the performance of the whole drama.

But now in the studio, the whole audience is laughing, Jimmy is also laughing, and Lan Li himself relaxes his emotions, and the feeling of joy becomes more turbulent.

In order for the sitcom to continue, Jimmy is trying to hold back his smile. Once he laughs completely, he may not be able to hold it anymore, and there is no way to continue the performance. He must let himself hold back his smile for a long, long time. Then I finally found the feeling, "You are so talkative (flibbittyy-gibbitt)!"

However, because the words are really ridiculous, Jimmy's performance has become extremely exaggerated-because body language has no way to match the lines, and in the end it can only be a mess. He opened his arms like a shopping mall. The balloon at the door was like a man, waving his arms wildly, trying to rationalize his lines.

As a direct result, Lan Li always felt that Jimmy's back was all fleas. He sat directly opposite Jimmy and couldn't help but itchy his back.

Lan Li pursed the corners of his mouth, controlled his urge to laugh, and then saw Jimmy like a "black/human rap", raised his right hand and squinted his eyes, and licked his lips, seeming to be provocative. It seemed that he was being molested again, and the flamboyant performance made the corners of Lan Li's mouth rise without holding back.

However, the years of acting experience from stage play to set still gave Lan Li a strong concentration. Although the bottom of his eyes and the corners of his mouth were slowly smiling, he still maintained his expression, glanced at the teleprompter, and then said, "Where were you on the night of Jewish Hanukkah?"

Hahaha.

Hahaha.

The audience burst into laughter, and the applause and laughter couldn't stop. Because Jewish Hanukkah lasts for a full eight days-among the countless holidays, Lanli chose Hanukkah, which lasts eight days. If Lanli chooses to fast, wouldn't it be even more funny? Lan Li's question was only spoken out, and the scene was already derailed with laughter.

Jimmy endured and endured. After all, he didn’t hold it back. He just laughed and laughed out loud, especially when he saw Lan Li’s gradually straightening lip line, and tried his best to control the urge to laugh, the scene became more funny. Now, it also made Jimmy laugh out loud.

Jimmy had already collapsed with laughter. The motion of turning forward and backward made his forehead hit the table. Then he rubbed his head very embarrassedly, laughed again in pain, and then raised his left hand and began to break his fingers. Two, three... eight days, eight nights, how do you answer this?

"Puff." Lanly has reached the limit. Jimmy's finger-breaking gesture is clearly deliberately funny, and he can't help but start to wonder how he thinks of Jewish Hanukkah?

Jimmy finally finished laughing, "I...cough cough..." He laughed too hard and was choked with saliva. "I'm watching'Home Alone', hahahaha." After finishing talking, Jimmy laughed out loud again. Watching "Home Alone" every day and night? And watch a Christmas movie on Jewish Hanukkah? Is this really good?

The recording studio can definitely be described as tragic at this time. The laughter of the audience and staff is too intense and too turbulent, and it has entered the silent mode——

Laughing silently while holding his belly, tears burst into laughter. Who could have imagined that Lan Li's brain could create such a sharp contrast?

Not to mention the audience, even the directors and producers of the program group laughed collectively. The effect of this program is so good that they are completely happy.

Lan Li was also aware of the "conflict" he had created. He pursed the corners of his mouth, and then again. After all, he controlled his emotions, and then said, "Then, why did the surveillance camera capture your figure? You are committing a crime Is the place 0.5 mm next to the scene spinning all the time (twist/butt)?"

Pouch.

After patience and patience, Lan Li still broke his merits after all. When he said this line, he was always on the verge of exploding, and finally said "0.5 mm", but he still couldn't hold it back. , He laughed too-such a permutation and combination of sentences are really too explosive.

Jimmy couldn't hold it anymore, and he turned forward and backward with a smile, the whole chair began to shake violently, and the whole person danced with hands and feet, and it seemed that they might turn over at any time.

Lan Li was also like a fool, sitting still shrugging his shoulders, the corners of his mouth rose uncontrollably, and the bright smile in his eyes was shining.

Just as Lan Li was about to continue to say the following lines, I don’t know which audience member shouted, "Rotating for eight days and eight nights", and then Lan Li’s mind came up with a picture of "I close my eyes while spinning and jumping". He lowered his head directly, and the muffled laughter resonated in his chest-and it was not a ballet dancer's spin, but a pole dance-like twisting of his hips, and then the picture brought Jimmy's face... Lan Li I really can't help it.

Jimmy on the opposite side was killed in action, slumped on a chair, laughed until there was no sound or even strength.

In the end, Lan Li sorted out his emotions, and continued this absurd comedy when the expression was completely broken, "Very well, let's stop playing games in circles, where did you come from?"

Jimmy also rearranged himself, forced himself to make a poker face, and tried to answer, "u...u..." But every time he made the first note, he couldn't help but want to laugh. After three attempts, he said , "Ukraine." This time, he used a Russian accent and turned into a Ukrainian in a second.

The exaggerated tongue sound is not in place at all, but it makes this sense of absurdity more and more obvious.

After speaking, Jimmy looked at Lan Li and burst into laughter, "Haha." There was no way to hide it, so he laughed blatantly.

Lan Li was stimulated by Jimmy's suffocated accent, and had to turn his head to cover up his "amateur" laughter, but his back still revealed his secret, because he held his smile too hard, Lan Li The cheeks are slightly red, and some redness can be seen at the base of the ears.

Turning his head again, the bright blue gift in her eyes reveals childlike excitement. Such a blue gift has never been seen by the audience. "As I guessed. You know, the best one to be a detective The thing is, I can catch criminals like you and go home with my children and pet badgers..."

Having said this, Lan Li himself couldn’t help but pause for a while, and the corners of his mouth were on the edge again. It seemed that he might laugh again at any time, but after all, he managed to control it, “Then said—this city needs to do it again. /Intestines!"

Hahahaha!

Who could have thought that the clown's lines were placed in this "script", and there was a sense of naturalness?

"Very well, this is what I did." Jimmy finally got his sanity, and continued to perform according to the script, and then continued to speak lines in a Russian cursive voice-but that accent was really too bad, at all There is no way to tell what the accent is, "I did rob, it is because I need money, so that I can have money to do a small toe transplant."

Jimmy burst into laughter.

Lan Li burst into laughter.

Two people looked at each other like fools. They couldn't help but smile. They burst into laughter stupidly. Is the money of 4,229 artichokes enough for a small toe transplant? And... what is a little toe transplant?

The most important additional information is is there any relationship between little toe and camel toe? If anything, it appeared on Jimmy...

Is Lan Li's brain hole really an accidental coincidence? This is the third time, and Lenovo has really scorched the earth in the studio, and everyone is laughing staggeringly. Such a scene is comparable to hell.

Even Lan Li and Jimmy realized that they collided with each other by accident, and the laugh point was really irresistible, so both of them laughed.

"I guessed it a long time ago! I said, I guessed it a long time ago!" Lan Li calmed down a bit and sprinted towards the end of the sitcom. "Every time I solve the case, I like to sing this song. There was a sparkle..." Not only singing, Lan Li also raised his hands to simulate the appearance of "stars twinkling", singing and dancing.

Jimmy also stood up and sang together, "The sky is full of little stars..." The two actually sang the entire nursery rhyme seriously~www.novelhall.com~ Finally, Jimmy stretched out his right hand. , Shook hands and bumped shoulders with Lanly, as if greeted by a black/person, expressing his admiration, "Your voice is really perfect! Let the soul be baptized, I really love you! You let me decide what I will do in the future We must correct evil and return to the right!"

Turning around, Jimmy opened his arms to the audience, "Gentlemen and ladies, Renly Hall!"

Amidst the burst of laughter, thunder, and standing, Jimmy had to shout at his maximum volume, "The show is not over yet! Audience friends, the show is not over yet, don’t go away, commercials! After the commercials Let's come back again! Hey, this is not the end of the show, don't get me wrong!"

Ho Ho Ho!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Hahaha!

Laughter, applause, whistle, shouts, all the sounds converge into a ball, because the level of hilarious laughter is too strong and too crazy, the voices of the audience are hoarse, and even their bodies are weak, but they Still squeezed out the remaining strength again, and gave praise and admiration to Lan Li and Jimmy!

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