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Published at 3rd of November 2021 09:05:12 AM


Chapter 2415: 2415

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Lan Li-Hall, read vicious tweets.

This should be the most anticipated and most popular moment of the year, at least one of them. Under the careful planning of Jimmy Cammore, Lan Li, who has never been active on social networks, finally sat in front of the camera and hated those "hate "Zhe" are facing each other, this is definitely the first time.

It was tense and exciting.

But obviously, as the party involved, Lan Li was particularly calm, and even took the initiative to tune/play the netizens, which made the studio scene breathe a sigh of relief.

Perceiving the movement of the atmosphere in the studio, Lan Li's eyes showed a slight smile and raised his head, "Relax, it's just beginning now."

Is this reminding the audience to fasten their seat belts?

"Oh, look at me, I am Lanly-Hall. I have a perfect body and bright eyes. Go to /grass/yourself, Lanly-Hall."

After Lan Li finished reading, he looked at Cammore with a confused face, "Are you sure this is a vicious Twitter? I must say, thank you for your compliment?"

Amidst the laughter, Cammore scratched his head, "No, I'm not sure." Then he turned to look at the camera, "Hey, powerful netizens, don't show mercy to Lan Li's men, let the attack come even more. Be violent, your performance is humiliating the special part of'Vicious Twitter'."

Even Lan Li couldn't help but laughed softly, and continued to read happily, "Lan Li-Hall, he is even more annoying than Ryan-damn Gosling."

After reading, Lan Li shook his head slightly, "No, you can attack me, but don't involve anyone, okay? Ryan did nothing wrong. In addition, a little hint, do Ryan Gosling than do Lan Li-Hall is much happier. He always carries candies. Who can refuse?"

He could catch Cammore, who was about to be moved. Obviously, he wanted to talk to Ren Li about Ryan Gosling and Paul Walker, but he was not sure whether he should intervene. He didn’t expect Lan Li to take the initiative to turn his head. , "I think our show time may be insufficient, Ryan is a sweetheart strawberry pie, you know that is enough."

Cammore nodded obediently, closed his mouth, and calmed down.

This sing together, burst out wonderful sparks, making the audience clapped and laughed.

"Dear Lanli-Hall, I hate you to my bones. You are the dregs under my feet, Tanya who loves you."

Lan Li read the swear words in an elegant and calm voice, as if he was reading a poem, with a slight smile flowing between his eyebrows, and occasionally a little confused. After reading, he lifted up. He looked at the camera without speaking or moving. He just looked at the camera with a slightly frowned brow. He paused for a moment and raised his eyebrows slightly. The smile flowed like this. No words were enough to express his attitude.

"Len Li-Hall is like a super large glass with three cups of Italian condensed cups, or a half-sugar iced caramel macchiato, both of which are rough for me."

After Lan Li finished reading, he made a low voice, "Oh", it seemed to melt as though seeing a puppy or kitten, and then said softly, "Please pay attention to your weight, health is the most important thing." Then he raised his voice. Raising his eyebrows, he turned to look at Cammore, "You know that the obesity index of children is very worrying now."

Cammore opened his mouth, then took a big breath, and finally shut up—because he was obviously full and troubled.

Seeing Canmore's grievance that hesitated to speak, the scene was already laughing forward and backward.

"Len Li-Hall looks like a clean shaved kiwi."

This time, instead, Lan Li couldn't hold back, "Is anyone going to shave the kiwis clean?" The cheerful smile flowed from the depths of the eyes, as if seeing a big fool-who would? Shaving the kiwi?

Cammore tried to stay calm, but his smile couldn't help but he could only close his mouth, wave his hand again and again, and then gestured: This is your moment! This is your time! You should play freely! However, there is no tactics at all than the gestures, and it looks very funny.

Lan Li smiled more happily, "Len Li-Hall, a fool." After a pause, Lan Li raised his right hand to cover his mouth, but he still couldn't cover the raised corner of his mouth. Then Lan Li looked up at the camera. The camera, "Five words, three of which are spelled incorrectly, even the dumb hat is spelled wrong."

Lan Li frowned slightly and asked with his eyes: Are you serious?

Then the screen of the scene showed the tweet that Lan Li said. Everyone saw this sentence-not only the first name and last name of Lan Li were misspelled, but even the curse words were misspelled. Now, it was really embarrassing to be thrown to grandma's house, and the burst of laughter on the scene surged wildly.

"Go away, Renly-Hall."

Lan Li read it carefully and found that it was all there, and then casually said, "A clever approach." To avoid the possibility of misspelling.

The audience reacted after half a beat. Seeing Cammore's belly laugh on stage, they realized that Lan Li was teasing the last tweet again, and the laughter was late.

"Can people stop saying that Lanly-Hall is handsome and handsome? Lanly-Hall is simply **** disgusting, why no one wants to admit it?"

Lan Li raised his eyebrows slightly, then shook his head, "Is this the best level?" The disappointment was not concealed at all, and even turned his head to look at Cammore, and asked with his eyes: Isn't it more interesting? Is on Twitter? I think netizens should be more talented than this.

Cammore spread his hands, his face full of innocence: the truly amazing, we dare not put it on the show, don't you worry, we are also worried that the show will be banned.

Lan Li was not sure if he interpreted it correctly, but he could feel Cammore's frustration. He pursed the corner of his mouth, and did not continue to make things difficult for him. He read the next one again, "Ran Li-Hall is like a Brooklyn hippie. Rubbish, I'm going to beat him hard." After reading, Lan Li replied in confusion, "Oh, are the Brooklyn hippies now behind the times? Do I need to update it?"

The original offensive Twitter, under Lan Li’s unique interpretation, always carries a sense of joy. The audience can no longer distinguish whether this is an "attack" or a "compliment", so that they have also produced it. Confusion: Is Twitter a big and happy family?

"Very well, look at this one again. Maybe Lanly Hall is an excellent actor, but his "Edge of Tomorrow" is like a big idiot."

"Ha." Lan Li laughed directly, and then nodded happily, "Oh, now we are finally on the right track, and the words really won my heart."

Lan Li's relaxed response showed no signs of falsehood, so that Cammore's eyes were full of magic. He shook his head and asked curiously, "Because the words are correct?"

"The spelling and usage are correct." Lan Li is like an elementary school English teacher who saw a full score composition, with a relieved expression in his eyes, "Oh, is this the last one? Jimmy, I think the program team It's really too friendly and kind. After today's show is over, netizens can attack Jimmy Cammore as much as they want, because they have not come up with the real stuff at all, and it will not be so easy to miss the opportunity."

The audience immediately started booing.

Cammore was shocked: Why did you start attacking me? We are innocent, okay? Why should we treat our program group this way?

Lan Li smiled and began to read the last one, "Is there many colors in Lan Li-Hall's "Chicken/er"?"

Lan Li raised his eyes and looked at the camera, the corners of his mouth smiled, and he said seriously, "Yes, it's like all your girlfriend's lipstick slogans." The whole audience roared, but the roaring sound has not yet fully recovered, Lan Li showed a bright smile again, with a slight sympathy in her eyes, "Sorry, you definitely don't have a girlfriend, I didn't mean to hurt you."

Wow!

There was thunderous applause from the audience. This is the real attack—succinct and clear, and it turns around, especially the perfect London accent of Lan Li, which makes the attack full of elegance and calmness, and truly demonstrates the quality. , The strength interprets what is meant by "swearing without dirty words."

Even Canmore couldn't help but applaud Lan Li. Amidst the sensational applause and whistle, Lan Li also nodded politely, then turned to look at Canmore, and said, "It should be me The assistant screened too hard, right?" Otherwise, the vicious Twitter won't be so simple~www.novelhall.com~ he guessed.

Unexpectedly, Canmore shook his head, "Indeed, we screened out some untimely ones, but in fact, the offensive comments on Twitter are roughly the same." The malicious netizens were not as talented as they thought they were. Cursing is hard to be innovative, "Not everyone can react like you in the end."

Lan Li gestured with his jaw and accepted the compliment without humility.

Canmore laughed helplessly, "God, you have made our links naive and boring, and I now regret letting you read these vicious tweets."

The audience laughed more happily, but they had to admit that it was indeed an eye-opener. It was not only Lan Li’s counterattack, but also Lan Li’s coping style. He never lost his elegance. This emotional intelligence is enough to make him. People admire him a lot-it's just that Cammore's carefully prepared link failed to meet his expectations, which made him extremely embarrassed.

But... this is still not all.

Cammore rubbed his palms and looked at Lan Li with a smile.

Lan Li was slightly surprised, "Oh, that's not all? Is there a second shot?"

Cammore nodded, "Indeed, we also prepared a secret weapon. Honestly, we all know that those malicious tweets can't really hurt you, because you don't mind; so, we prepared another weapon—maybe You don’t mind, but the audience must like it very much."

"Your description interest me too. Could it be a series of spelling mistakes made by netizens?" Lan Li's hand-picked sentence caused laughter to burst out again.

"This is a good idea, and I will write it down." Cammore quickly grabbed the inspiration, "but the real secret weapon is...those hungry tweets."




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