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As Ji Yuan was heading toward the exit portal, he was still muttering furiously; he is so close to banging Feng Minyue in his cultivation story!
Not only that; he had also failed the trial at the same time!
This was actually the very first time that he had failed the trial in the Empyrean Warrior Labyrinth.
Xiang Li saw his dark moods and she tried to comfort him, "Big Brother, don't be too sad alright?"
Ji Yuan frowned, "I am not sad."
"Don't be too upset, alright?" Xiang Li giggled. "It is only a trial. At most, we can try to track the others down later."
Ji Yuan grumbled softly, "I am not upset about that either."
Xiang Li asked with a perplexed look, "Why not? It will be very difficult to find all the maidens again."
Ji Yuan laughed jovially, "That is because I'm very sure that they will all fail the trial as well."
"They will fail?" Xiang Li was startled, "How do you know?"
Ji Yuan laughed, "That is because they are only interested in beautiful clothes and their makeups all the time. None of them are honestly interested in cultivation. Moreover they are all saintesses not because of their hard work but it is only because their cultivation clans are rich. They may also probably be born Xiantian and born with a silver spoon as well. They have no idea how hard cultivation is."
"But what if Big Brother you are wrong? Some of them look like very promising writers." Xiang Li asked with a little hesitation.
Ji Yuan roared with laughter, "Maybe if they are given more time but definitely not in a single day. They will probably be clueless on how to start even in the first place."
"Then why are you looking so upset?" Xiang Li asked curiously.
Ji Yuan frowned, "That is because I am so close to banging Maiden Feng, Sisi and Jiajia. I am actually planning a steamy scene with both Sisi and Jiajia together."
Xiang Li: …
Xiang Li: …
Xiang Li: …
Fairy Anyang whispered to Xiang Li, "Maybe he is only trying to comfort himself for failing the trial."
"Xiang Li." Ji Yuan laughed, "Please don't tell them what I've written alright? Promise!"
Xiang Li giggled, "Sure!"
Only to them? What about Xue Qianxue, Jiajia, Saintess Yuluo, Fairy Ye Chengxi and Shangguan Yan?
When Ji Yuan exited the portal, he found himself outside the trial and back to the platform but the three spirit old men were nowhere to be seen.
But in front of him were six maidens; Ling Feiyue, Little Princess, Bai Qianfeng, Shui Xisi, Yu Jingjing and Feng Minyue.
They all had a downcast look but when they saw Ji Yuan, their heavy moods seemed to have been lifted and they had a delightful look at once.
Shui Xisi was laughing jovially as she pointed to Ji Yuan, "I told you so! Ji Yuan is too dumb to pass the intellect trial!"
Ji Yuan: …
I am a dummy?!
But instead of rebuking Shui Sisi, all the maidens were all clapping and exclaiming delightfully;
"Yes, he is a dummy!"
"Glad he is dumb!"
"Ji Yuan can't be so smart…"
"He doesn't know how to write an impressive cultivation hero as well…"
"He was really full of hot air when he first marched inside to take the trial…"
Even Feng Minyue was saying, "He doesn't look that smart…"
Yu Jingjing was beaming happily, "Great Hero Ji Yuan may not be talented in all areas…"
Ji Yuan laughed weakly, "How come all of you seem so glad that I've failed my trial? You've all failed the trial as well?"
Ling Feiyue giggled softly, "Seem that you aren't so smart after all. We are all here because we can't pass the trial. Do you have to ask?"
Ji Yuan rubbed his chin, "Haha. We are the 99.9%."
A moment ago, all six maidens had a gloomy look; it was because they all shared the same fear that Ji Yuan may have already passed the trial and had abandoned them.
Xiang Li's magic can only bring them together if they enter through the same portal and Ji Yuan will probably be taken to another place.
The Warrior Empyrean Labyrinth is a vast labyrinth of worlds and once separated, they will have a hard time finding Ji Yuan again.
But when they saw Ji Yuan again, they were all dancing for joy secretly in their hearts.
Fairy Anyang was secretly startled; don't tell me that he has failed the trial on purpose?!
Ji Yuan laughed as he comforted the six maidens, "Actually, this trial is a little difficult to overcome, not because we lack the intellect but because we don't know the criteria of these three old men."
"Yea!" Ling Feiyue was upset. "Don't remind me of these three old men!"
"They are three froggies!" Little Princess was clearly upset when she was mentioning them as well.
In fact all six of the maidens were muttering soft curses when they had mentioned the three spirit of men.
"These three old men are an insult to my intelligence!" Shui Xisi growled. "I will like to see if they can still remain in their jobs for long!"
At the first opportunity, she would complain to her Mother Consort and the Great God Pangu to screw these three old men.
"Haha." Ji Yuan laughed, "So what did you all write?"
All of a sudden there was a long silence from the six maidens…
Ji Yuan: ???
Ling Feiyue smiled awkwardly, "How about you? Care to share with us first?"
Ji Yuan smiled weakly, "Actually, why don't we forget about this incident instead?"
All of a sudden all seven of them were all laughing jovially at the same time;
"Yea, let's forget about this incident."
"There is nothing interesting about this trial anyway…"
"What a stupid trial…"
"Maybe they are gays…"
"Surely not!" Ji Yuan was laughing jovially along with them.
"Looks can be deceiving…"
Everyone was happy again because they had managed to stick together as a party again.
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The three spirit old men were all shaking their heads with strong disapprovals.
"What is wrong with cultivators nowadays?!" The white hair old man bemoaned.
"Nothing but harem!" The black hair old man sighed.
"We hate harem stories!" The green hair old man shook his fist.
"How can a maiden willingly shares a man with the other maidens?"
"The worst thing is about their stories is that all the male lead is this cultivator that is called Ji Yuan…"
"He has probably turned them into his depraved slaves, that's why…"
"Glad we've failed them…"
The white hair old man sighed heavily, "Does no one ever writes epic cultivation stories like the Brokeback Mountain Cultivator, Pink Panther, Cultivator Boys' Love, Beach Rat Cultivators and Call Me by Your Cultivator Name anymore?"
The green hair old man was also sighing. "The most impressive cultivation hero is the one with the most manly vibes that can attract other men…"
"Let's not forget that we have one more story here. This one is from her." The black hair old man pointed out.
"Even if she is the Goddess' Tear, she won't pass our trial too…"
All of a sudden the three old men were all gasping as they played the memory stone;
Xiang Li's voice was saying sweetly, "He is my cultivation hero."
The memory stone showed all the different expressions that were made by Ji Yuan and nothing else.
But of course, these expressions were mostly made when Ji Yuan was banging his women but the three spirit old men did not know about this.
In the memory stones, Ji Yuan's joys, sweats, sentiments, excitements and his beautiful face were compiled into a long memory.
These images of Ji Yuan's beautiful face and his many different expressions were actually recorded by Xiang Li and she spent all her time replaying it.
When Ji Yuan was banging his women, Xiang Li would be intently looking at his expressions…
"This…"
All three old men were weeping all of sudden as they become overcome by exciting emotions.
"This is true appreciation of a man's manly vibes!" The white hair old man declared loudly. "She passes our trial!"
"Indeed! Indeed!" The other two old men declared emotionally.
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As Ji Yuan was heading toward the exit portal, he was still muttering furiously; he is so close to banging Feng Minyue in his cultivation story!
Not only that; he had also failed the trial at the same time!
This was actually the very first time that he had failed the trial in the Empyrean Warrior Labyrinth.
Xiang Li saw his dark moods and she tried to comfort him, "Big Brother, don't be too sad alright?"
Ji Yuan frowned, "I am not sad."
"Don't be too upset, alright?" Xiang Li giggled. "It is only a trial. At most, we can try to track the others down later."
Ji Yuan grumbled softly, "I am not upset about that either."
Xiang Li asked with a perplexed look, "Why not? It will be very difficult to find all the maidens again."
Ji Yuan laughed jovially, "That is because I'm very sure that they will all fail the trial as well."
"They will fail?" Xiang Li was startled, "How do you know?"
Ji Yuan laughed, "That is because they are only interested in beautiful clothes and their makeups all the time. None of them are honestly interested in cultivation. Moreover they are all saintesses not because of their hard work but it is only because their cultivation clans are rich. They may also probably be born Xiantian and born with a silver spoon as well. They have no idea how hard cultivation is."
"But what if Big Brother you are wrong? Some of them look like very promising writers." Xiang Li asked with a little hesitation.
Ji Yuan roared with laughter, "Maybe if they are given more time but definitely not in a single day. They will probably be clueless on how to start even in the first place."
"Then why are you looking so upset?" Xiang Li asked curiously.
Ji Yuan frowned, "That is because I am so close to banging Maiden Feng, Sisi and Jiajia. I am actually planning a steamy scene with both Sisi and Jiajia together."
Xiang Li: …
Xiang Li: …
Xiang Li: …
Fairy Anyang whispered to Xiang Li, "Maybe he is only trying to comfort himself for failing the trial."
"Xiang Li." Ji Yuan laughed, "Please don't tell them what I've written alright? Promise!"
Xiang Li giggled, "Sure!"
Only to them? What about Xue Qianxue, Jiajia, Saintess Yuluo, Fairy Ye Chengxi and Shangguan Yan?
When Ji Yuan exited the portal, he found himself outside the trial and back to the platform but the three spirit old men were nowhere to be seen.
But in front of him were six maidens; Ling Feiyue, Little Princess, Bai Qianfeng, Shui Xisi, Yu Jingjing and Feng Minyue.
They all had a downcast look but when they saw Ji Yuan, their heavy moods seemed to have been lifted and they had a delightful look at once.
Shui Xisi was laughing jovially as she pointed to Ji Yuan, "I told you so! Ji Yuan is too dumb to pass the intellect trial!"
Ji Yuan: …
I am a dummy?!
But instead of rebuking Shui Sisi, all the maidens were all clapping and exclaiming delightfully;
"Yes, he is a dummy!"
"Glad he is dumb!"
"Ji Yuan can't be so smart…"
"He doesn't know how to write an impressive cultivation hero as well…"
"He was really full of hot air when he first marched inside to take the trial…"
Even Feng Minyue was saying, "He doesn't look that smart…"
Yu Jingjing was beaming happily, "Great Hero Ji Yuan may not be talented in all areas…"
Ji Yuan laughed weakly, "How come all of you seem so glad that I've failed my trial? You've all failed the trial as well?"
Ling Feiyue giggled softly, "Seem that you aren't so smart after all. We are all here because we can't pass the trial. Do you have to ask?"
Ji Yuan rubbed his chin, "Haha. We are the 99.9%."
A moment ago, all six maidens had a gloomy look; it was because they all shared the same fear that Ji Yuan may have already passed the trial and had abandoned them.
Xiang Li's magic can only bring them together if they enter through the same portal and Ji Yuan will probably be taken to another place.
The Warrior Empyrean Labyrinth is a vast labyrinth of worlds and once separated, they will have a hard time finding Ji Yuan again.
But when they saw Ji Yuan again, they were all dancing for joy secretly in their hearts.
Fairy Anyang was secretly startled; don't tell me that he has failed the trial on purpose?!
Ji Yuan laughed as he comforted the six maidens, "Actually, this trial is a little difficult to overcome, not because we lack the intellect but because we don't know the criteria of these three old men."
"Yea!" Ling Feiyue was upset. "Don't remind me of these three old men!"
"They are three froggies!" Little Princess was clearly upset when she was mentioning them as well.
In fact all six of the maidens were muttering soft curses when they had mentioned the three spirit of men.
"These three old men are an insult to my intelligence!" Shui Xisi growled. "I will like to see if they can still remain in their jobs for long!"
At the first opportunity, she would complain to her Mother Consort and the Great God Pangu to screw these three old men.
"Haha." Ji Yuan laughed, "So what did you all write?"
All of a sudden there was a long silence from the six maidens…
Ji Yuan: ???
Ling Feiyue smiled awkwardly, "How about you? Care to share with us first?"
Ji Yuan smiled weakly, "Actually, why don't we forget about this incident instead?"
All of a sudden all seven of them were all laughing jovially at the same time;
"Yea, let's forget about this incident."
"There is nothing interesting about this trial anyway…"
"What a stupid trial…"
"Maybe they are gays…"
"Surely not!" Ji Yuan was laughing jovially along with them.
"Looks can be deceiving…"
Everyone was happy again because they had managed to stick together as a party again.
-
-
-
The three spirit old men were all shaking their heads with strong disapprovals.
"What is wrong with cultivators nowadays?!" The white hair old man bemoaned.
"Nothing but harem!" The black hair old man sighed.
"We hate harem stories!" The green hair old man shook his fist.
"How can a maiden willingly shares a man with the other maidens?"
"The worst thing is about their stories is that all the male lead is this cultivator that is called Ji Yuan…"
"He has probably turned them into his depraved slaves, that's why…"
"Glad we've failed them…"
The white hair old man sighed heavily, "Does no one ever writes epic cultivation stories like the Brokeback Mountain Cultivator, Pink Panther, Cultivator Boys' Love, Beach Rat Cultivators and Call Me by Your Cultivator Name anymore?"
The green hair old man was also sighing. "The most impressive cultivation hero is the one with the most manly vibes that can attract other men…"
"Let's not forget that we have one more story here. This one is from her." The black hair old man pointed out.
"Even if she is the Goddess' Tear, she won't pass our trial too…"
All of a sudden the three old men were all gasping as they played the memory stone;
Xiang Li's voice was saying sweetly, "He is my cultivation hero."
The memory stone showed all the different expressions that were made by Ji Yuan and nothing else.
But of course, these expressions were mostly made when Ji Yuan was banging his women but the three spirit old men did not know about this.
In the memory stones, Ji Yuan's joys, sweats, sentiments, excitements and his beautiful face were compiled into a long memory.
These images of Ji Yuan's beautiful face and his many different expressions were actually recorded by Xiang Li and she spent all her time replaying it.
When Ji Yuan was banging his women, Xiang Li would be intently looking at his expressions…
"This…"
All three old men were weeping all of sudden as they become overcome by exciting emotions.
"This is true appreciation of a man's manly vibes!" The white hair old man declared loudly. "She passes our trial!"
"Indeed! Indeed!" The other two old men declared emotionally.
As Ji Yuan was heading toward the exit portal, he was still muttering furiously; he is so close to banging Feng Minyue in his cultivation story!Not only that; he had also failed the trial at the same time!This was actually the very first time that he had failed the trial in the Empyrean Warrior Labyrinth.Xiang Li saw his dark moods and she tried to comfort him, "Big Brother, don't be too sad alright?"Ji Yuan frowned, "I am not sad.""Don't be too upset, alright?" Xiang Li giggled. "It is only a trial. At most, we can try to track the others down later."Ji Yuan grumbled softly, "I am not upset about that either."Xiang Li asked with a perplexed look, "Why not? It will be very difficult to find all the maidens again."Ji Yuan laughed jovially, "That is because I'm very sure that they will all fail the trial as well.""They will fail?" Xiang Li was startled, "How do you know?"Ji Yuan laughed, "That is because they are only interested in beautiful clothes and their makeups all the time. None of them are honestly interested in cultivation. Moreover they are all saintesses not because of their hard work but it is only because their cultivation clans are rich. They may also probably be born Xiantian and born with a silver spoon as well. They have no idea how hard cultivation is.""But what if Big Brother you are wrong? Some of them look like very promising writers." Xiang Li asked with a little hesitation.Ji Yuan roared with laughter, "Maybe if they are given more time but definitely not in a single day. They will probably be clueless on how to start even in the first place.""Then why are you looking so upset?" Xiang Li asked curiously.Ji Yuan frowned, "That is because I am so close to banging Maiden Feng, Sisi and Jiajia. I am actually planning a steamy scene with both Sisi and Jiajia together."Xiang Li: Xiang Li: Xiang Li: Fairy Anyang whispered to Xiang Li, "Maybe he is only trying to comfort himself for failing the trial.""Xiang Li." Ji Yuan laughed, "Please don't tell them what I've written alright? Promise!"Xiang Li giggled, "Sure!"Only to them? What about Xue Qianxue, Jiajia, Saintess Yuluo, Fairy Ye Chengxi and Shangguan Yan?When Ji Yuan exited the portal, he found himself outside the trial and back to the platform but the three spirit old men were nowhere to be seen.But in front of him were six maidens; Ling Feiyue, Little Princess, Bai Qianfeng, Shui Xisi, Yu Jingjing and Feng Minyue.They all had a downcast look but when they saw Ji Yuan, their heavy moods seemed to have been lifted and they had a delightful look at once.Shui Xisi was laughing jovially as she pointed to Ji Yuan, "I told you so! Ji Yuan is too dumb to pass the intellect trial!"Ji Yuan: I am a dummy?!But instead of rebuking Shui Sisi, all the maidens were all clapping and exclaiming delightfully;"Yes, he is a dummy!""Glad he is dumb!""Ji Yuan can't be so smart""He doesn't know how to write an impressive cultivation hero as well""He was really full of hot air when he first marched inside to take the trial"Even Feng Minyue was saying, "He doesn't look that smart"Yu Jingjing was beaming happily, "Great Hero Ji Yuan may not be talented in all areas"Ji Yuan laughed weakly, "How come all of you seem so glad that I've failed my trial? You've all failed the trial as well?"Ling Feiyue giggled softly, "Seem that you aren't so smart after all. We are all here because we can't pass the trial. Do you have to ask?"Ji Yuan rubbed his chin, "Haha. We are the 99.9%."A moment ago, all six maidens had a gloomy look; it was because they all shared the same fear that Ji Yuan may have already passed the trial and had abandoned them.Xiang Li's magic can only bring them together if they enter through the same portal and Ji Yuan will probably be taken to another place.The Warrior Empyrean Labyrinth is a vast labyrinth of worlds and once separated, they will have a hard time finding Ji Yuan again.But when they saw Ji Yuan again, they were all dancing for joy secretly in their hearts.Fairy Anyang was secretly startled; don't tell me that he has failed the trial on purpose?!Ji Yuan laughed as he comforted the six maidens, "Actually, this trial is a little difficult to overcome, not because we lack the intellect but because we don't know the criteria of these three old men.""Yea!" Ling Feiyue was upset. "Don't remind me of these three old men!""They are three froggies!" Little Princess was clearly upset when she was mentioning them as well.In fact all six of the maidens were muttering soft curses when they had mentioned the three spirit of men."These three old men are an insult to my intelligence!" Shui Xisi growled. "I will like to see if they can still remain in their jobs for long!"At the first opportunity, she would complain to her Mother Consort and the Great God Pangu to screw these three old men."Haha." Ji Yuan laughed, "So what did you all write?"All of a sudden there was a long silence from the six maidensJi Yuan: ???Ling Feiyue smiled awkwardly, "How about you? Care to share with us first?"Ji Yuan smiled weakly, "Actually, why don't we forget about this incident instead?"All of a sudden all seven of them were all laughing jovially at the same time;"Yea, let's forget about this incident.""There is nothing interesting about this trial anyway""What a stupid trial""Maybe they are gays""Surely not!" Ji Yuan was laughing jovially along with them."Looks can be deceiving"Everyone was happy again because they had managed to stick together as a party again.---The three spirit old men were all shaking their heads with strong disapprovals."What is wrong with cultivators nowadays?!" The white hair old man bemoaned."Nothing but harem!" The black hair old man sighed."We hate harem stories!" The green hair old man shook his fist."How can a maiden willingly shares a man with the other maidens?""The worst thing is about their stories is that all the male lead is this cultivator that is called Ji Yuan""He has probably turned them into his depraved slaves, that's why""Glad we've failed them"The white hair old man sighed heavily, "Does no one ever writes epic cultivation stories like the Brokeback Mountain Cultivator, Pink Panther, Cultivator Boys' Love, Beach Rat Cultivators and Call Me by Your Cultivator Name anymore?"The green hair old man was also sighing. "The most impressive cultivation hero is the one with the most manly vibes that can attract other men""Let's not forget that we have one more story here. This one is from her." The black hair old man pointed out."Even if she is the Goddess' Tear, she won't pass our trial too"All of a sudden the three old men were all gasping as they played the memory stone;Xiang Li's voice was saying sweetly, "He is my cultivation hero."The memory stone showed all the different expressions that were made by Ji Yuan and nothing else.But of course, these expressions were mostly made when Ji Yuan was banging his women but the three spirit old men did not know about this.In the memory stones, Ji Yuan's joys, sweats, sentiments, excitements and his beautiful face were compiled into a long memory.These images of Ji Yuan's beautiful face and his many different expressions were actually recorded by Xiang Li and she spent all her time replaying it.When Ji Yuan was banging his women, Xiang Li would be intently looking at his expressions"This"All three old men were weeping all of sudden as they become overcome by exciting emotions."This is true appreciation of a man's manly vibes!" The white hair old man declared loudly. "She passes our trial!""Indeed! Indeed!" The other two old men declared emotionally.
