Chapter 1832: New Journey to the Great Holy Marriage
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Based on the stories she listened to, Hua Rose began to weave a play for her husband, a play that seemed to live in a dream without running around for reality.
At this stage, Jun Changxiao had the least burden and the least responsibility. He lived his self and lived his chic.
The plot must not be taken according to the original Journey to the West. After all, Sun Wukong, who is the protagonist, can't fight the heavens, but the Buddha, and is finally suppressed under the Wuzhi Mountain.
As a screenwriter, Hua Rose made a lot of changes in the plot, always letting the actor Jun Changxiao in a self-contained, unrestrained environment.
such as……
"Namo Amitabha!"
Over the Huaguo Mountain, the surviving COS Buddha with his bright head, said: "You stubborn monkey, don't you put down the butcher knife?"
This is the eighth episode of the new version of Journey to the West filmed by Hua Rose as the director and screenwriter. The original text corresponds to the story after Sun Wukong's big trouble in Tiangong.
"Rulai!"
Jun Changxiao took a wooden stick and pointed at him angrily: "You and I have to take part in the grievances of Heaven and the Court!"
"..."
Cross the silence.
Being drawn over temporarily to play Buddha, he has no scripts and no lines, and completely plays on his own.
"What should I do!" Howard said in his heart.
"Humph!"
Jun Chang laughed at the stick, and said coldly: "Since you have to do more business, don't let my grandson be welcome!"
After all, jumped up.
"Hoo!" The power of the true spirit is poured into the stick, gathering strong energy and breaking through the air.
"The monkeys are resting!"
Dou Nan gave a slap in the void and the **** flashed.
According to the accountant's wife, he must lose, so he intends to release water.
However, as soon as the golden palm print came into contact with the wooden stick, it was overbearingly cracked, and Yu Wei, the stick that carried the explosive force, came up.
His face changed.
"Fucked!"
"boom"
"Boom!"
After the crash, he fell heavily in the distance, and a deep red stick mark appeared on his face. Before he was comatose, he did not forget to spit white foam: "This ... not ... in acting ..."
"Hey."
Flower Rose shook his head and said: "Take away."
Several disciples quickly rushed over and carried the faint Buddha actor to the medical hall.
At the moment, there are crowds of wounded people, such as the static knowledge of COS Tianbing Tianjiang and others, and Li Fei and others, the four kings of COS.
They are all a group show drawn by flowers roses.
However, in the process of acting, Jun Changxiao fired fully and was inevitably beaten.
"Hey."
Su Xiaomo covered her swollen face and said, "Why is the Sect Master Strength still!"
"We'll have to cool for a few more shows!" Li Fei said.
It did n’t take long for COS Yang Jian ’s Ye Xingchen to be brought in with Fang Tianhua halberd. The tricky years when his face was beaten forced everyone to turn their heads and say, “It ’s too bad!”
...
The new version of Journey to the West, directed by Hua Rose, is not so much in coordination with the crazy lunatic Jun Chang as it is, it is better to say that senior disciples are beating all the way.
of course.
Certainly not only fighting, but also love and hatred.
In the Nth scene, Jun Changxiao squatted on the stone outside Shuiliandong, and took a bite of peach: "Girl, you admit the wrong person, I am not a supreme treasure."
The flower rose dressed up in Zixia Fairy looked at him with a bitter look and said, "When will you escape?"
"What do I escape?"
"Escape your feelings!"
"I repeat again, I am the Monkey King of Heaven, not the Supreme Treasure! Hurry up and stop harassing me again!"
Flower Rose knows to be acting, knowing that the husband is crazy, and tears still flow down in disappointment.
This is the case.
The reality is the same.
"Why is the lady crying?"
"Too deep in the play!"
The disciples hiding in the mountains and forests in the distance whispered while admiring the acting skills of the patriarch's wife.
"The king."
The old monkey played by Niu Lao came and said, "You said you want to marry Zixia girl."
"When did I say that?"
"Last year!"
"Fart! Why can't I remember!"
Veteran Niu handed over a sword and said, "The king said that if he pulled out the sword, he would marry Zixia!"
"Since you have my Ziqing sword, you also say that you are not a supreme treasure!" Hua rose said.
Jun Chang smiled and ignored her, grabbed the sword with one hand, and pulled out the sheath with the sound of "qiang" under the sunlight.
"King!"
Niu Lao said: "Jun no joke!"
"..."
Jun Changxiao threw the sword on the ground, scolded and returned to Shuiliandong.
Seeing this, Niu Lao hurriedly said: "Ma'am, how will the next play be performed?"
"Prepare for the wedding."
Hua Rose wiped tears from the corners of her eyes and said, "I want to marry him."
"..."
Niu Lao mouth slightly pumped.
Madam's acting is professional enough.
On the same day, a group of little monkeys began to arrange the Shuilian Cave in preparation for the next "Big Saint Marriage."
"Xiaomo."
Hua Rose said: "Fujun he often said that you have a strong acting skills."
"Uh……"
Su Xiaomo scratched his head and said: "Alright."
"So." Hua rose said: "You will play the bull devil king in the next scene."
"what?"
Su Xiaomo dumbfounded.
"This is the script." Hua Rose said.
"..."
Su Xiaomo took over the booklet and opened it to understand that he not only had to play the bull-wielding demon king, but also killed Zixia Fairy while fighting the Supreme Treasure.
"This is a villain role, it's a test of acting skills!"
"any questions?"
"Snapped."
Su Xiaomo closed the script with a serious expression: "No problem!"
In the operation of the mech, he knew that he would dare to be the first among the disciples, and he also dare to be the first among the disciples in terms of acting skills.
but……
To grab the protagonist's daughter-in-law, but also to kill them by mistake, I feel like I will be beaten!
"Will not."
Su Xiaomo comforted himself in his heart: "Straight man such as a steel straight man, certainly does not understand the feelings of men and women!"
...
That night.
The drama of Dasheng's marriage was staged.
In the water curtain hole, red, green, and green have been dotted.
Seniors and disciples COS monsters from all walks of life gathered together and waited for the bride and groom to appear.
Su Xiaomo, who plays the bull demon, is hidden in the dark.
He acted in many scenes, but this time he was a little nervous and his palms were sweating.
"Time is up!"
"Yes, please groom!"
Jun Chang, who was wearing a bright red wedding dress, was drawn in by the monkeys. The expression on his face was so ugly and ugly.
"Yes, please bride!"
When the ceremonial voice fell, everyone looked back subconsciously.
In the field of vision, the flower rose wears a phoenix crown and the shoulders sag, and walks slowly with a beautiful posture.
She didn't like to dress up all the time, she was all over the country, but now she has red makeup, which is so beautiful that she can't do anything.
The people who came to congratulate and marveled at the extraordinary beauty of the matriarch's wife.
"cut."
Jun Chang laughed coldly.
"Baitang!" Master Wei Wei shouted loudly.
"Wait!"
At this moment, Su Xiaomo, who had a buckle on his nose, came out and shouted angrily: "This king is opposed to this marriage!"
I have to say that the makeup technique is high, and it really looks like a bull demon!
"wrong!"
Jun Changxiao vigilantly said: "How has it changed?"
Previously, Niu Lao played the Niu Demon King and had worshipped with him. Although Su Xiaomo is quite similar today, there is a clear difference between the two.
"Less nonsense!"
Niu Dewang said: "Zixia Fairy is mine!"
Jun Chang smiled and sat on the table, took an apple and said, "Then you will chant."
"..."
This sentence directly compared Su Xiaomo and then looked at the Sect Master's wife with help, which means that the plot is wrong, how do I act!
"Boom!"
At this time, Hua Rose dropped the phoenix crown on the ground and looked at Jun Chang with a grudged expression and said: "Supreme treasure, you are so desperate!"
"Please!"
Jun Chang smiled and said angrily: "I have said it ten thousand times, I am not a supreme treasure!"
The flower rose bit her red lips, and her tears couldn't stop flowing down.
At that moment, her expression, her eyes, and even the most subtle body movements were all performed vividly.
The disciples thought that his wife's acting skills were extraordinary, only Wei Lao and Su Xiaomo knew that she was not acting, but real emotions, because both in and out of the play, Jun Changxiao's performance was still fucking.
"it is good!"
Flower Rose hated: "I'm going!"
Let's just go and turn away.
Three thousand blue silks danced, and so did tears.
Here is a slow motion, there is no group show, only flower roses and Jun Chang laugh.
"Hahaha!"
Su Xiaomo clenched his fists: "Thank you brothers for your success!"
The play is not over yet, and the risk of being beaten will continue.
However, Su Gouzuo was quite sensible, not like a wedding robber. Instead, he turned into a bodyguard and followed the flower rose.
"stop!"
When he was about to step out of Shuiliandong, Jun Changxiao's voice sounded.
The flower rose stopped, a heart in my heart.
Husband, do you want to keep yourself?
"Take off Xia'er, but I paid a lot of money from Ao Lai Guo!"
"Boom!"
Wei Lao fell directly to the ground.
The master is crazy, but the stingy character is still there!
The question is, shouldn't you care about your wife at this time? Xia, who cares about farts!
"Hopeless!"
Wei Lao secretly said: "It's completely saved!"
Hua rose stood in front of Dongfu, did not speak for a long time, tears splashed on the ground one by one.
"..."
Seniors and disciples feel aggrieved and grieved for their wives.
"Jun Chang laughs!"
Suddenly, the flower rose turned around, tearing off Xia Er, tears swayed and said: "Is it in your heart that the road I have not rented is of value!"
"..."
Su Xiaomo secretly said: "My wife even shouted the wrong name."
That's right.
At this moment, the flower rose did not regard herself as a fairy of Zixia, nor did she treat Jun Changxiao as a supreme treasure.
"I've been begging you to have me in your heart, even if people are crazy, but ..." Hua rose smiled and made her laugh, saying, "I'm wrong, I think too much."
"Click."
Jun Changxiao sat on the table, chewing an apple in his mouth.
Very sweet.
But the harder the chew, the more painful the more.
In fact, the moment Junhua turned and left, Jun Changxiao's mind became even more chaotic.
Can't tell why.
"I'm tired."
Flower Rose folded Xia Er and put it gently on the table, saying: "I quit."
The last three words said there was no choking. It sounded plain and indifferent, as if the burden on my heart was completely put down, and I was truly alone.
"Snapped!"
Jun Chang smiled and lowered his head, crushing the apple in his hand.
In the lens, the back of the flower rose gradually away, gradually blurred, as if it would disappear at any time.
"..."
Everyone was at a loss.
They are completely unsure now whether this is acting or not, because ... the director didn't call the card!
"Su Xiaomo!"
At this moment, Jun Chang smiled and raised his head, shouting: "Close the door to this seat!"
Su Xiaomo froze for a few seconds, then quickly rushed to the door, closed the two stone doors, and successfully intercepted the lady who was about to disappear.
Jun Chang jumped down, stooped to pick up the phoenix crown on the ground, hooked Xia Lai smoothly, stopped in front of the flower rose, first took off the dust, then gently put on her to put on, wiped out her face tears, with a gentle bass : "The play is not over and you are not allowed to quit."
"you……"
Hua Rose said in amazement: "Are you mad?"
"brush!"
Jun Changxiao directly hugged her, strode toward the main hall, and said: "In the script you wrote, Supreme Master and Zixia Fairy must have a perfect ending."
"Children!"
"play music!"
Everyone recovered, and hurriedly beat the gong and drums.
In this way, Supreme Treasure and Zixia Fairy held their wedding ceremony in joy.
When the whole drama came to a successful conclusion, the word "End of the whole drama" gradually appeared on the screen, and various subtitles were drawn from bottom to top.
Title: Great Sacred Marriage of the New Journey to the West.
Director: Flower Rose.
Screenwriter: Flower Rose.
Starring: Jun Changxiao (Supreme Treasure), Flower Rose (Zixia Fairy)
Actor: Wei Qingfeng (Ceremonial), Su Xiaomo (Bull Demon King) ...
Guest appearances: Quietly Know (Ya Ma), Mao Xiaodao (Ya Ma) ...
Later: Goodbye. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
Opening / Ending Song: Goodbye.
Producer: Reader.
Producer: Doraemon.
...
PS, let ’s talk about it here, Jun Rose ’s emotional line is almost the same as the plot.
In fact, I have been repeatedly hinting in the text that Jun Changxiao was forced to suppress his feelings in order to develop the sect, rather than a real steel straight man, but he was always misinterpreted by the dog.
Jun Changxiao ’s feelings about flowers and roses, I would like to write the feeling of progressiveness. The writing is good or not, you are not allowed to say, because the pen is in my hand, just like the ticket is in your hand, love to give No, am I rare?
Grandma, count the votes!
Please report us if you find any errors so we can fix it asap!
Based on the stories she listened to, Hua Rose began to weave a play for her husband, a play that seemed to live in a dream without running around for reality.
At this stage, Jun Changxiao had the least burden and the least responsibility. He lived his self and lived his chic.
The plot must not be taken according to the original Journey to the West. After all, Sun Wukong, who is the protagonist, can't fight the heavens, but the Buddha, and is finally suppressed under the Wuzhi Mountain.
As a screenwriter, Hua Rose made a lot of changes in the plot, always letting the actor Jun Changxiao in a self-contained, unrestrained environment.
such as……
"Namo Amitabha!"
Over the Huaguo Mountain, the surviving COS Buddha with his bright head, said: "You stubborn monkey, don't you put down the butcher knife?"
This is the eighth episode of the new version of Journey to the West filmed by Hua Rose as the director and screenwriter. The original text corresponds to the story after Sun Wukong's big trouble in Tiangong.
"Rulai!"
Jun Changxiao took a wooden stick and pointed at him angrily: "You and I have to take part in the grievances of Heaven and the Court!"
"..."
Cross the silence.
Being drawn over temporarily to play Buddha, he has no scripts and no lines, and completely plays on his own.
"What should I do!" Howard said in his heart.
"Humph!"
Jun Chang laughed at the stick, and said coldly: "Since you have to do more business, don't let my grandson be welcome!"
After all, jumped up.
"Hoo!" The power of the true spirit is poured into the stick, gathering strong energy and breaking through the air.
"The monkeys are resting!"
Dou Nan gave a slap in the void and the **** flashed.
According to the accountant's wife, he must lose, so he intends to release water.
However, as soon as the golden palm print came into contact with the wooden stick, it was overbearingly cracked, and Yu Wei, the stick that carried the explosive force, came up.
His face changed.
"Fucked!"
"boom"
"Boom!"
After the crash, he fell heavily in the distance, and a deep red stick mark appeared on his face. Before he was comatose, he did not forget to spit white foam: "This ... not ... in acting ..."
"Hey."
Flower Rose shook his head and said: "Take away."
Several disciples quickly rushed over and carried the faint Buddha actor to the medical hall.
At the moment, there are crowds of wounded people, such as the static knowledge of COS Tianbing Tianjiang and others, and Li Fei and others, the four kings of COS.
They are all a group show drawn by flowers roses.
However, in the process of acting, Jun Changxiao fired fully and was inevitably beaten.
"Hey."
Su Xiaomo covered her swollen face and said, "Why is the Sect Master Strength still!"
"We'll have to cool for a few more shows!" Li Fei said.
It did n’t take long for COS Yang Jian ’s Ye Xingchen to be brought in with Fang Tianhua halberd. The tricky years when his face was beaten forced everyone to turn their heads and say, “It ’s too bad!”
...
The new version of Journey to the West, directed by Hua Rose, is not so much in coordination with the crazy lunatic Jun Chang as it is, it is better to say that senior disciples are beating all the way.
of course.
Certainly not only fighting, but also love and hatred.
In the Nth scene, Jun Changxiao squatted on the stone outside Shuiliandong, and took a bite of peach: "Girl, you admit the wrong person, I am not a supreme treasure."
The flower rose dressed up in Zixia Fairy looked at him with a bitter look and said, "When will you escape?"
"What do I escape?"
"Escape your feelings!"
"I repeat again, I am the Monkey King of Heaven, not the Supreme Treasure! Hurry up and stop harassing me again!"
Flower Rose knows to be acting, knowing that the husband is crazy, and tears still flow down in disappointment.
This is the case.
The reality is the same.
"Why is the lady crying?"
"Too deep in the play!"
The disciples hiding in the mountains and forests in the distance whispered while admiring the acting skills of the patriarch's wife.
"The king."
The old monkey played by Niu Lao came and said, "You said you want to marry Zixia girl."
"When did I say that?"
"Last year!"
"Fart! Why can't I remember!"
Veteran Niu handed over a sword and said, "The king said that if he pulled out the sword, he would marry Zixia!"
"Since you have my Ziqing sword, you also say that you are not a supreme treasure!" Hua rose said.
Jun Chang smiled and ignored her, grabbed the sword with one hand, and pulled out the sheath with the sound of "qiang" under the sunlight.
"King!"
Niu Lao said: "Jun no joke!"
"..."
Jun Changxiao threw the sword on the ground, scolded and returned to Shuiliandong.
Seeing this, Niu Lao hurriedly said: "Ma'am, how will the next play be performed?"
"Prepare for the wedding."
Hua Rose wiped tears from the corners of her eyes and said, "I want to marry him."
"..."
Niu Lao mouth slightly pumped.
Madam's acting is professional enough.
On the same day, a group of little monkeys began to arrange the Shuilian Cave in preparation for the next "Big Saint Marriage."
"Xiaomo."
Hua Rose said: "Fujun he often said that you have a strong acting skills."
"Uh……"
Su Xiaomo scratched his head and said: "Alright."
"So." Hua rose said: "You will play the bull devil king in the next scene."
"what?"
Su Xiaomo dumbfounded.
"This is the script." Hua Rose said.
"..."
Su Xiaomo took over the booklet and opened it to understand that he not only had to play the bull-wielding demon king, but also killed Zixia Fairy while fighting the Supreme Treasure.
"This is a villain role, it's a test of acting skills!"
"any questions?"
"Snapped."
Su Xiaomo closed the script with a serious expression: "No problem!"
In the operation of the mech, he knew that he would dare to be the first among the disciples, and he also dare to be the first among the disciples in terms of acting skills.
but……
To grab the protagonist's daughter-in-law, but also to kill them by mistake, I feel like I will be beaten!
"Will not."
Su Xiaomo comforted himself in his heart: "Straight man such as a steel straight man, certainly does not understand the feelings of men and women!"
...
That night.
The drama of Dasheng's marriage was staged.
In the water curtain hole, red, green, and green have been dotted.
Seniors and disciples COS monsters from all walks of life gathered together and waited for the bride and groom to appear.
Su Xiaomo, who plays the bull demon, is hidden in the dark.
He acted in many scenes, but this time he was a little nervous and his palms were sweating.
"Time is up!"
"Yes, please groom!"
Jun Chang, who was wearing a bright red wedding dress, was drawn in by the monkeys. The expression on his face was so ugly and ugly.
"Yes, please bride!"
When the ceremonial voice fell, everyone looked back subconsciously.
In the field of vision, the flower rose wears a phoenix crown and the shoulders sag, and walks slowly with a beautiful posture.
She didn't like to dress up all the time, she was all over the country, but now she has red makeup, which is so beautiful that she can't do anything.
The people who came to congratulate and marveled at the extraordinary beauty of the matriarch's wife.
"cut."
Jun Chang laughed coldly.
"Baitang!" Master Wei Wei shouted loudly.
"Wait!"
At this moment, Su Xiaomo, who had a buckle on his nose, came out and shouted angrily: "This king is opposed to this marriage!"
I have to say that the makeup technique is high, and it really looks like a bull demon!
"wrong!"
Jun Changxiao vigilantly said: "How has it changed?"
Previously, Niu Lao played the Niu Demon King and had worshipped with him. Although Su Xiaomo is quite similar today, there is a clear difference between the two.
"Less nonsense!"
Niu Dewang said: "Zixia Fairy is mine!"
Jun Chang smiled and sat on the table, took an apple and said, "Then you will chant."
"..."
This sentence directly compared Su Xiaomo and then looked at the Sect Master's wife with help, which means that the plot is wrong, how do I act!
"Boom!"
At this time, Hua Rose dropped the phoenix crown on the ground and looked at Jun Chang with a grudged expression and said: "Supreme treasure, you are so desperate!"
"Please!"
Jun Chang smiled and said angrily: "I have said it ten thousand times, I am not a supreme treasure!"
The flower rose bit her red lips, and her tears couldn't stop flowing down.
At that moment, her expression, her eyes, and even the most subtle body movements were all performed vividly.
The disciples thought that his wife's acting skills were extraordinary, only Wei Lao and Su Xiaomo knew that she was not acting, but real emotions, because both in and out of the play, Jun Changxiao's performance was still fucking.
"it is good!"
Flower Rose hated: "I'm going!"
Let's just go and turn away.
Three thousand blue silks danced, and so did tears.
Here is a slow motion, there is no group show, only flower roses and Jun Chang laugh.
"Hahaha!"
Su Xiaomo clenched his fists: "Thank you brothers for your success!"
The play is not over yet, and the risk of being beaten will continue.
However, Su Gouzuo was quite sensible, not like a wedding robber. Instead, he turned into a bodyguard and followed the flower rose.
"stop!"
When he was about to step out of Shuiliandong, Jun Changxiao's voice sounded.
The flower rose stopped, a heart in my heart.
Husband, do you want to keep yourself?
"Take off Xia'er, but I paid a lot of money from Ao Lai Guo!"
"Boom!"
Wei Lao fell directly to the ground.
The master is crazy, but the stingy character is still there!
The question is, shouldn't you care about your wife at this time? Xia, who cares about farts!
"Hopeless!"
Wei Lao secretly said: "It's completely saved!"
Hua rose stood in front of Dongfu, did not speak for a long time, tears splashed on the ground one by one.
"..."
Seniors and disciples feel aggrieved and grieved for their wives.
"Jun Chang laughs!"
Suddenly, the flower rose turned around, tearing off Xia Er, tears swayed and said: "Is it in your heart that the road I have not rented is of value!"
"..."
Su Xiaomo secretly said: "My wife even shouted the wrong name."
That's right.
At this moment, the flower rose did not regard herself as a fairy of Zixia, nor did she treat Jun Changxiao as a supreme treasure.
"I've been begging you to have me in your heart, even if people are crazy, but ..." Hua rose smiled and made her laugh, saying, "I'm wrong, I think too much."
"Click."
Jun Changxiao sat on the table, chewing an apple in his mouth.
Very sweet.
But the harder the chew, the more painful the more.
In fact, the moment Junhua turned and left, Jun Changxiao's mind became even more chaotic.
Can't tell why.
"I'm tired."
Flower Rose folded Xia Er and put it gently on the table, saying: "I quit."
The last three words said there was no choking. It sounded plain and indifferent, as if the burden on my heart was completely put down, and I was truly alone.
"Snapped!"
Jun Chang smiled and lowered his head, crushing the apple in his hand.
In the lens, the back of the flower rose gradually away, gradually blurred, as if it would disappear at any time.
"..."
Everyone was at a loss.
They are completely unsure now whether this is acting or not, because ... the director didn't call the card!
"Su Xiaomo!"
At this moment, Jun Chang smiled and raised his head, shouting: "Close the door to this seat!"
Su Xiaomo froze for a few seconds, then quickly rushed to the door, closed the two stone doors, and successfully intercepted the lady who was about to disappear.
Jun Chang jumped down, stooped to pick up the phoenix crown on the ground, hooked Xia Lai smoothly, stopped in front of the flower rose, first took off the dust, then gently put on her to put on, wiped out her face tears, with a gentle bass : "The play is not over and you are not allowed to quit."
"you……"
Hua Rose said in amazement: "Are you mad?"
"brush!"
Jun Changxiao directly hugged her, strode toward the main hall, and said: "In the script you wrote, Supreme Master and Zixia Fairy must have a perfect ending."
"Children!"
"play music!"
Everyone recovered, and hurriedly beat the gong and drums.
In this way, Supreme Treasure and Zixia Fairy held their wedding ceremony in joy.
When the whole drama came to a successful conclusion, the word "End of the whole drama" gradually appeared on the screen, and various subtitles were drawn from bottom to top.
Title: Great Sacred Marriage of the New Journey to the West.
Director: Flower Rose.
Screenwriter: Flower Rose.
Starring: Jun Changxiao (Supreme Treasure), Flower Rose (Zixia Fairy)
Actor: Wei Qingfeng (Ceremonial), Su Xiaomo (Bull Demon King) ...
Guest appearances: Quietly Know (Ya Ma), Mao Xiaodao (Ya Ma) ...
Later: Goodbye. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
Opening / Ending Song: Goodbye.
Producer: Reader.
Producer: Doraemon.
...
PS, let ’s talk about it here, Jun Rose ’s emotional line is almost the same as the plot.
In fact, I have been repeatedly hinting in the text that Jun Changxiao was forced to suppress his feelings in order to develop the sect, rather than a real steel straight man, but he was always misinterpreted by the dog.
Jun Changxiao ’s feelings about flowers and roses, I would like to write the feeling of progressiveness. The writing is good or not, you are not allowed to say, because the pen is in my hand, just like the ticket is in your hand, love to give No, am I rare?
Grandma, count the votes!
Based on the stories she listened to, Hua Rose began to weave a play for her husband, a play that seemed to live in a dream without running around for reality.At this stage, Jun Changxiao had the least burden and the least responsibility. He lived his self and lived his chic.The plot must not be taken according to the original Journey to the West. After all, Sun Wukong, who is the protagonist, can't fight the heavens, but the Buddha, and is finally suppressed under the Wuzhi Mountain.As a screenwriter, Hua Rose made a lot of changes in the plot, always letting the actor Jun Changxiao in a self-contained, unrestrained environment.such as"Namo Amitabha!"Over the Huaguo Mountain, the surviving COS Buddha with his bright head, said: "You stubborn monkey, don't you put down the butcher knife?"This is the eighth episode of the new version of Journey to the West filmed by Hua Rose as the director and screenwriter. The original text corresponds to the story after Sun Wukong's big trouble in Tiangong."Rulai!"Jun Changxiao took a wooden stick and pointed at him angrily: "You and I have to take part in the grievances of Heaven and the Court!""..."Cross the silence.Being drawn over temporarily to play Buddha, he has no scripts and no lines, and completely plays on his own."What should I do!" Howard said in his heart."Humph!"Jun Chang laughed at the stick, and said coldly: "Since you have to do more business, don't let my grandson be welcome!"After all, jumped up."Hoo!" The power of the true spirit is poured into the stick, gathering strong energy and breaking through the air."The monkeys are resting!"Dou Nan gave a slap in the void and the **** flashed.According to the accountant's wife, he must lose, so he intends to release water.However, as soon as the golden palm print came into contact with the wooden stick, it was overbearingly cracked, and Yu Wei, the stick that carried the explosive force, came up.His face changed."Fucked!""boom""Boom!"After the crash, he fell heavily in the distance, and a deep red stick mark appeared on his face. Before he was comatose, he did not forget to spit white foam: "This ... not ... in acting ...""Hey."Flower Rose shook his head and said: "Take away."Several disciples quickly rushed over and carried the faint Buddha actor to the medical hall.At the moment, there are crowds of wounded people, such as the static knowledge of COS Tianbing Tianjiang and others, and Li Fei and others, the four kings of COS.They are all a group show drawn by flowers roses.However, in the process of acting, Jun Changxiao fired fully and was inevitably beaten."Hey."Su Xiaomo covered her swollen face and said, "Why is the Sect Master Strength still!""We'll have to cool for a few more shows!" Li Fei said.It did n't take long for COS Yang Jian 's Ye Xingchen to be brought in with Fang Tianhua halberd. The tricky years when his face was beaten forced everyone to turn their heads and say, It 's too bad!...The new version of Journey to the West, directed by Hua Rose, is not so much in coordination with the crazy lunatic Jun Chang as it is, it is better to say that senior disciples are beating all the way.of course.Certainly not only fighting, but also love and hatred.In the Nth scene, Jun Changxiao squatted on the stone outside Shuiliandong, and took a bite of peach: "Girl, you admit the wrong person, I am not a supreme treasure."The flower rose dressed up in Zixia Fairy looked at him with a bitter look and said, "When will you escape?""What do I escape?""Escape your feelings!""I repeat again, I am the Monkey King of Heaven, not the Supreme Treasure! Hurry up and stop harassing me again!"Flower Rose knows to be acting, knowing that the husband is crazy, and tears still flow down in disappointment.This is the case.The reality is the same."Why is the lady crying?""Too deep in the play!"The disciples hiding in the mountains and forests in the distance whispered while admiring the acting skills of the patriarch's wife."The king."The old monkey played by Niu Lao came and said, "You said you want to marry Zixia girl.""When did I say that?""Last year!""Fart! Why can't I remember!"Veteran Niu handed over a sword and said, "The king said that if he pulled out the sword, he would marry Zixia!""Since you have my Ziqing sword, you also say that you are not a supreme treasure!" Hua rose said.Jun Chang smiled and ignored her, grabbed the sword with one hand, and pulled out the sheath with the sound of "qiang" under the sunlight."King!"Niu Lao said: "Jun no joke!""..."Jun Changxiao threw the sword on the ground, scolded and returned to Shuiliandong.Seeing this, Niu Lao hurriedly said: "Ma'am, how will the next play be performed?""Prepare for the wedding."Hua Rose wiped tears from the corners of her eyes and said, "I want to marry him.""..."Niu Lao mouth slightly pumped.Madam's acting is professional enough.On the same day, a group of little monkeys began to arrange the Shuilian Cave in preparation for the next "Big Saint Marriage.""Xiaomo."Hua Rose said: "Fujun he often said that you have a strong acting skills.""Uh"Su Xiaomo scratched his head and said: "Alright.""So." Hua rose said: "You will play the bull devil king in the next scene.""what?"Su Xiaomo dumbfounded."This is the script." Hua Rose said."..."Su Xiaomo took over the booklet and opened it to understand that he not only had to play the bull-wielding demon king, but also killed Zixia Fairy while fighting the Supreme Treasure."This is a villain role, it's a test of acting skills!""any questions?""Snapped."Su Xiaomo closed the script with a serious expression: "No problem!"In the operation of the mech, he knew that he would dare to be the first among the disciples, and he also dare to be the first among the disciples in terms of acting skills.butTo grab the protagonist's daughter-in-law, but also to kill them by mistake, I feel like I will be beaten!"Will not."Su Xiaomo comforted himself in his heart: "Straight man such as a steel straight man, certainly does not understand the feelings of men and women!"...That night.The drama of Dasheng's marriage was staged.In the water curtain hole, red, green, and green have been dotted.Seniors and disciples COS monsters from all walks of life gathered together and waited for the bride and groom to appear.Su Xiaomo, who plays the bull demon, is hidden in the dark.He acted in many scenes, but this time he was a little nervous and his palms were sweating."Time is up!""Yes, please groom!"Jun Chang, who was wearing a bright red wedding dress, was drawn in by the monkeys. The expression on his face was so ugly and ugly."Yes, please bride!"When the ceremonial voice fell, everyone looked back subconsciously.In the field of vision, the flower rose wears a phoenix crown and the shoulders sag, and walks slowly with a beautiful posture.She didn't like to dress up all the time, she was all over the country, but now she has red makeup, which is so beautiful that she can't do anything.The people who came to congratulate and marveled at the extraordinary beauty of the matriarch's wife."cut."Jun Chang laughed coldly."Baitang!" Master Wei Wei shouted loudly."Wait!"At this moment, Su Xiaomo, who had a buckle on his nose, came out and shouted angrily: "This king is opposed to this marriage!"I have to say that the makeup technique is high, and it really looks like a bull demon!"wrong!"Jun Changxiao vigilantly said: "How has it changed?"Previously, Niu Lao played the Niu Demon King and had worshipped with him. Although Su Xiaomo is quite similar today, there is a clear difference between the two."Less nonsense!"Niu Dewang said: "Zixia Fairy is mine!"Jun Chang smiled and sat on the table, took an apple and said, "Then you will chant.""..."This sentence directly compared Su Xiaomo and then looked at the Sect Master's wife with help, which means that the plot is wrong, how do I act!"Boom!"At this time, Hua Rose dropped the phoenix crown on the ground and looked at Jun Chang with a grudged expression and said: "Supreme treasure, you are so desperate!""Please!"Jun Chang smiled and said angrily: "I have said it ten thousand times, I am not a supreme treasure!"The flower rose bit her red lips, and her tears couldn't stop flowing down.At that moment, her expression, her eyes, and even the most subtle body movements were all performed vividly.The disciples thought that his wife's acting skills were extraordinary, only Wei Lao and Su Xiaomo knew that she was not acting, but real emotions, because both in and out of the play, Jun Changxiao's performance was still fucking."it is good!"Flower Rose hated: "I'm going!"Let's just go and turn away.Three thousand blue silks danced, and so did tears.Here is a slow motion, there is no group show, only flower roses and Jun Chang laugh."Hahaha!"Su Xiaomo clenched his fists: "Thank you brothers for your success!"The play is not over yet, and the risk of being beaten will continue.However, Su Gouzuo was quite sensible, not like a wedding robber. Instead, he turned into a bodyguard and followed the flower rose."stop!"When he was about to step out of Shuiliandong, Jun Changxiao's voice sounded.The flower rose stopped, a heart in my heart.Husband, do you want to keep yourself?"Take off Xia'er, but I paid a lot of money from Ao Lai Guo!""Boom!"Wei Lao fell directly to the ground.The master is crazy, but the stingy character is still there!The question is, shouldn't you care about your wife at this time? Xia, who cares about farts!"Hopeless!"Wei Lao secretly said: "It's completely saved!"Hua rose stood in front of Dongfu, did not speak for a long time, tears splashed on the ground one by one."..."Seniors and disciples feel aggrieved and grieved for their wives."Jun Chang laughs!"Suddenly, the flower rose turned around, tearing off Xia Er, tears swayed and said: "Is it in your heart that the road I have not rented is of value!""..."Su Xiaomo secretly said: "My wife even shouted the wrong name."That's right.At this moment, the flower rose did not regard herself as a fairy of Zixia, nor did she treat Jun Changxiao as a supreme treasure."I've been begging you to have me in your heart, even if people are crazy, but ..." Hua rose smiled and made her laugh, saying, "I'm wrong, I think too much.""Click."Jun Changxiao sat on the table, chewing an apple in his mouth.Very sweet.But the harder the chew, the more painful the more.In fact, the moment Junhua turned and left, Jun Changxiao's mind became even more chaotic.Can't tell why."I'm tired."Flower Rose folded Xia Er and put it gently on the table, saying: "I quit."The last three words said there was no choking. It sounded plain and indifferent, as if the burden on my heart was completely put down, and I was truly alone."Snapped!"Jun Chang smiled and lowered his head, crushing the apple in his hand.In the lens, the back of the flower rose gradually away, gradually blurred, as if it would disappear at any time."..."Everyone was at a loss.They are completely unsure now whether this is acting or not, because ... the director didn't call the card!"Su Xiaomo!"At this moment, Jun Chang smiled and raised his head, shouting: "Close the door to this seat!"Su Xiaomo froze for a few seconds, then quickly rushed to the door, closed the two stone doors, and successfully intercepted the lady who was about to disappear.Jun Chang jumped down, stooped to pick up the phoenix crown on the ground, hooked Xia Lai smoothly, stopped in front of the flower rose, first took off the dust, then gently put on her to put on, wiped out her face tears, with a gentle bass : "The play is not over and you are not allowed to quit.""you"Hua Rose said in amazement: "Are you mad?""brush!"Jun Changxiao directly hugged her, strode toward the main hall, and said: "In the script you wrote, Supreme Master and Zixia Fairy must have a perfect ending.""Children!""play music!"Everyone recovered, and hurriedly beat the gong and drums.In this way, Supreme Treasure and Zixia Fairy held their wedding ceremony in joy.When the whole drama came to a successful conclusion, the word "End of the whole drama" gradually appeared on the screen, and various subtitles were drawn from bottom to top.Title: Great Sacred Marriage of the New Journey to the West.Director: Flower Rose.Screenwriter: Flower Rose.Starring: Jun Changxiao Supreme Treasure, Flower Rose Zixia FairyActor: Wei Qingfeng Ceremonial, Su Xiaomo Bull Demon King ...Guest appearances: Quietly Know Ya Ma, Mao Xiaodao Ya Ma ...Later: Goodbye. UU reading www.uukanshu.comOpening / Ending Song: Goodbye.Producer: Reader.Producer: Doraemon....PS, let 's talk about it here, Jun Rose 's emotional line is almost the same as the plot.In fact, I have been repeatedly hinting in the text that Jun Changxiao was forced to suppress his feelings in order to develop the sect, rather than a real steel straight man, but he was always misinterpreted by the dog.Jun Changxiao 's feelings about flowers and roses, I would like to write the feeling of progressiveness. The writing is good or not, you are not allowed to say, because the pen is in my hand, just like the ticket is in your hand, love to give No, am I rare?Grandma, count the votes!
