Chapter 2359
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Wedding, how to play, has been a controversial topic, some people say it is traditional, some people say it is bad habits. In fact, Oriental herring feels that it's almost like joking. When the fire is in place, it's OK to make a joke bigger. It's OK to get on the highway. If the fire can't be reached, you still need to pay attention to the scale.
In addition, people's character also has a lot to do with it. Some people are naturally noisy and playful. They can accept how crazy they play and have no taboos. Some people are not. They can't play jokes. At this time, they should be more restrained.
Of course, the identity of the Joker also has a lot to do with it. For example, the richest man in China drives a car and talks jokes. No one will feel too much about it. He will only feel funny and cynical. If he is a loser, he will be rejected.
Everything depends on the occasion.
The biggest welfare of bridesmaids is to receive red envelopes. At this time, the character of bridesmaids is very important. Too greedy bridesmaids play bad things to the wedding, it is not uncommon. It's difficult to manage emotions, but it's a matter of minutes to destroy them.
Blocking the door is also a matter of skill. You can't block it hard, otherwise it will be too ugly.
"Don't clap, don't clap, want to enter the door can, but first to answer a few questions, our bride looks beautiful, gentle and generous, also not you these smelly men casually can see, let alone marry home, after five cut six make do with too exaggerated, but how also want to show sincerity." Zhang lu'er yelled, "is the bridegroom ready?"
"Come on, the groom has been preparing for 33 years, quite well." This should have been said by the best man, causing a burst of laughter.
"Isn't the bridegroom only 32 years old? Why did you prepare for another year? " One asked.
"You should know how difficult it is for a man now, so when the groom is still in his mother's stomach and knows that he is a man, he begins to prepare for his future marriage. What is this called?" Best man road.
"Stupid birds fly first!" I don't know who answered, and it caused a burst of laughter.
"You can damage me!" The bridegroom was a little nervous. He was interrupted and relaxed a lot. He yelled to the door, "the beautiful bridesmaids inside, please don't give me such a difficult topic. No matter how well prepared I am, I'm still a student in front of Mr. Zhu. I can't compare with the old teacher."
"Ouch, I know I'm a student. You're very brave. You don't study hard and put your ideas on the teacher." Luo Mengmeng said.
"The bridesmaid didn't know. The bridegroom made up his mind just to study, didn't he? If you want to learn well, you should sleep with the master first. If you want to learn well, you should take a bath with the master often! " I'm the best man before. I'm good at playing. There was another burst of laughter outside.
Zhang lu'er and Luo Meng Meng both spat in a low voice. Oriental herring noticed that in the room, Zhu Yandan, the bride sitting on the bed, twisted her thighs a few times. She didn't know if she thought of any beautiful pictures, and was a little restless. Because she was covered with red cloth, she didn't know how she was sitting. In fact, the wedding dress was not straightened out. There were more on one side and less on the other. When it doesn't move, it doesn't matter. Twisting a few times, the wedding dress on the less side is lifted a little, and the snow-white thigh is exposed again. The skin is not sure whether it is naturally smooth or caused by maintenance. It is smoother than a white wedding dress, and it coagulates fat in general. It's in sharp contrast to the black.
Although Oriental herring as a mother's family, after all, is a man, not suitable to participate in blocking the door. He is not familiar with Hu Qiangqiang and song Shujun, the other two students of Zhu Yandan. Their attention is on the beautiful woman. If they ignore him, he will not do the hot face and cold buttocks, so he stands behind.
Don't want to, his position, just can see a touch of spring in the room, he also knows that this is not appropriate, but there is a strange stimulation.
In the past, they all looked at their own women. Although they were shy, they were willing to do so. Zhu Yandan is different. It's someone else's wife. Well said, wife is better than concubine, concubine is better than steal
Zhang lu'er had already begun to work out a topic when he was thinking wildly.
"The first question, say the bride's birthday, the key is the lunar calendar, can't check the mobile phone, answer time 10 seconds, countdown begins!"
This question is not difficult, the bridegroom answered easily.
Bride's ID number, telephone number and * * account number can not be viewed in second questions, the mobile phone can be answered, the answer time is 20 seconds, and the countdown begins.
ID card number, as long as the master of the law, or better remember, the first few provinces, and the provinces concerned, and then the date of birth, the difference is relatively large is the last 4, the bridegroom is still willing to remember, however, when the phone number is stuck.
The number is stored in the mobile phone, but the note is the name. When you make a call, you only look at the name. Who looks at the number. I can't answer that. I have to give a red envelope as punishment.
Such a question, can only be answered by the bridegroom alone, the best man helplessly, powerless.
"The third question, listen, what does the bridegroom usually call the bride, say at least 10 kinds." Zhang lu'er and Luo Meng Meng are very happy with the red envelope, and the problem becomes simple.
This problem, as long as it is not the kind of straight man, can pass. No matter what the bridegroom says, it's right, because there's no way to prove it.
The bride can prove it, but obviously, the bride helps the groom. The bridegroom was quite generous. Although he got the answer right, he put in a red envelope to express his thanks.
"Bridesmaids, please be merciful. Our bridegroom has no experience in getting married for the first time. He is so nervous that he is shaking." One of the best men joked and the others laughed.
"Don't worry, we are bridesmaids for the first time. We have no experience. We are like each other." Luo Mengmeng said with a smile: "we think that three questions should be opened. Listen to what you mean. If there is another question, we will try our best to come up with another one."
There was a howl outside the door.
"Listen, the last question. The so-called life should not only have a sense of ceremony, but also a small sentiment. In order to verify whether the groom is a positive, optimistic and cheerful person, our topic is telling jokes. When the bridegroom tells a joke, it's only when everyone laughs. If someone doesn't laugh, it's not. " Zhang lu'er said. This problem can be attacked or defended. It can be said that the bridegroom is released or embarrassed. It all depends on how the bridegroom deals with it.
"The bridesmaids are really kind-hearted. Jokes are our bridegroom's unique skill." The best men are very cooperative.
"Listen, I'm going to start." The bridegroom pondered for a few seconds and said, "there's a couple. The wife said," you've touched me nine times since you got married. Are you fuckin 'out there? The husband said: daughter-in-law, we can't leave. I haven't slept since I got married yesterday afternoon. Please let me sleep for a while! "
"Ha ha ha..." the bridegroom's voice fell down, and the door burst into laughter, one by one teasing the bridegroom.
"Is this an early vaccination?"
"That's a bit cruel!"
"Nine times a night!"
……
"It's too yellow. I can't change it!" Zhang lu'er spat. Luo Mengmeng was smiling, but he held back. As for the two male students in the room, Hu Qiangqiang and song Shujun took a look at the room. The new lady Zhu Yandan's shoulders trembled slightly. It's hard for her to endure.
"Well, one more!" It seems that the bridegroom also feels that this paragraph is too reflective. He has a feeling that he can't do it. He secretly scolds himself for losing his head and mends it quickly.
"A college student, when traveling, accidentally went into the mountains and got lost. He took out his cell phone and called the police: "Hello, is that 110? We're trapped in the mountains. "
"Then go to sleep." The policeman returned.
"Hello! Hello, Hello
I hung up... "
The bridegroom's eloquence is good, the cadence of the joke, the rhythm and tone are very good, lifelike, easy to lead the way, that kind of scene, the door once again burst out laughing.
In the room, Zhang lu'er and Luo Meng Meng resisted, and teacher Li rarely showed a smile.
"You're a good joke, but you don't have the impulse to make people laugh. You can say one more thing. Since you've already said two, you can ask for help. As long as you can make everyone laugh, you can pass the test." Luo Mengmeng said.
Guan Yu was shot in the arm by a poisonous arrow. Hua Tuo cures his bones and poisons. Guan Yu asked Hua Tuo, "doctor, will this injury not affect my sex life?" Hua Tuo thought about it and said, "well, it depends on which hand you are used to using." This is the help of one of the best men.
"Poof!"
A piece of stealing laughter, although it's not a burst of laughter, it's passed. Zhang lu'er opens the door. The bridegroom is very smart. He holds a pile of red envelopes in his hand and sends them to people.
The best man is holding a cigarette and candy in their hands, and everyone gives them. In the bustle, we suddenly heard Zhang lu'er scream, and everyone looked at her instantly. She blushed and said to everyone, "it's OK to twist it
"Are you all right?" Luo Mengmeng quickly supports her, and clearly sees a trace of anger and shame in her eyes when she lowers her head.
"Nothing!" Zhang lu'er laughed, reluctantly, and stepped back a few steps, away from one of the best men.
"Is it really OK? Do you want to take it to the hospital? " The groom's name is Wang shunxiu, a very quiet name. He is 170cm tall and slightly fat. He should weigh more than 175KG.
A black suit, tie is festive red, short hair, white skin, the whole person looks very energetic. He looked at Zhang lu'er, showing concern.
It's not a good day to go to the hospital, but if you get hurt, you can't care about the rest. Zhang lu'er came to Chongqing the night before yesterday for dinner and supper. Wang shunxiu met her.
"It's really nothing. It's just a twist, but it doesn't hurt the bone. Please go to pick up the bride. Our bride can't wait." Zhang lu'er raised his head and his face had returned to normal.
"Dagang, you are responsible for taking care of lu'er. You should be careful. If something goes wrong, you are the only one to ask. Lu'er, if you have any questions, just go to Dagang. He is my faxiao. He is very enthusiastic. " Wang shunxiu, without waiting for Zhang lu'er to refuse, has already brought other best men into the room. The bride is the focus of today.
You can't leave the bride alone to deal with the groom's group. Luo Mengmeng decides that Zhang lu'er is OK and goes in. When Li Hongdou wants to go in, he is pulled by the Oriental herring. Li Hongdou stopped, turned to look at him, eyes show doubt.
"Be careful. I saw the best man attack Zhang deer's chest just now." Oriental herring pointed to the burliest best man in a silver suit. If he wore sunglasses, he would be the bodyguard of the big man in the movie. The face is tough, the line is clear, can't say handsome, but full of masculinity, give people a very healthy feeling.
There are only three bridesmaids, and naturally there are only three best men, Dagang and bodyguard man. The last one is slim, wearing glasses, Sven Wen, 172cm tall. A suit is called a suit only when it is worn on him. He is the most common one, but after wearing a suit, he is the most conspicuous one.
The bride finds three beautiful bridesmaids, which are rare. However, because Zhu Yandan is excellent, she will not be pressed down by bridesmaids. Wang shunxiu is different. She feels that his three bridesmaids are here to smash the show.
Dagang's name is vulgar, but he is handsome. He can score at least 70 points. Compared with Wang shunxiu, who can pass the exam, his turnover rate is not a bit high.
The spectacle man and the bodyguard man have the same appearance as Wang shunxiu, but they are more elegant and introverted than Wang shunxiu in temperament. They are tall and have a better physique than Wang shunxiu.
Compared with the four people, Wang shunxiu could not find any advantages and did not know what he thought. It can't be simply because of the relationship. Well, Oriental herring doesn't believe it. There are only three goods in his relationship circle.
"Well!" Li Hongdou nodded to show understanding and walked in.
"I'll do it!" The Oriental herring blocks Dagang, which may be the reason for attacking his chest. Zhang lu'er also resists Dagang and sees him coming and retreating.
Because of this, Oriental herring took the initiative to help. Otherwise, he would not meddle in his own business. He pointed to the room with a smile and said, "let's meet the bride first. There are many opportunities in the back."
"Yes, take care of this beautiful bridesmaid." Dagang is not sure about the relationship between Oriental herring and Zhang lu'er. Seeing Zhang lu'er resist him, he doesn't refuse him. Of course, he thinks they are close. He wants to have some relationship with Zhang lu'er in his heart, but when Oriental herring comes in, he has no chance and enters the room.
"Watch out for yourself!" Oriental herring told a entered the room, he was worried about Li Hongdou. It's the bridesmaid's right to block the door. After the door is opened, the bridesmaid is at a disadvantage. The bridesmaid has the upper hand, and then some games are played to eat the bridesmaid's tofu.
Zhang lu'er was stunned for a moment, and then reacted. The Oriental herring saw the scene just now. There was some shame in my heart and some relaxation. When someone saw it, he had a master, better than carrying it alone. After hesitation, he went into the room and heard the male bodyguard shouting.
"Let's play a game! We can't be so cheap. Shunxiu, such a beautiful sister-in-law, as the best man, we can't see it any more. How can we prove shunxiu's sincerity if we don't go through the ninety-nine eighty-one crisis? "
"Yes Glasses man way.
"It must be!" Dagang agreed.
This should have been the bridesmaid's dilemma for the bridegroom, but now it's the other way round, the bridesmaid's dilemma for the bridegroom.
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Wedding, how to play, has been a controversial topic, some people say it is traditional, some people say it is bad habits. In fact, Oriental herring feels that it's almost like joking. When the fire is in place, it's OK to make a joke bigger. It's OK to get on the highway. If the fire can't be reached, you still need to pay attention to the scale.
In addition, people's character also has a lot to do with it. Some people are naturally noisy and playful. They can accept how crazy they play and have no taboos. Some people are not. They can't play jokes. At this time, they should be more restrained.
Of course, the identity of the Joker also has a lot to do with it. For example, the richest man in China drives a car and talks jokes. No one will feel too much about it. He will only feel funny and cynical. If he is a loser, he will be rejected.
Everything depends on the occasion.
The biggest welfare of bridesmaids is to receive red envelopes. At this time, the character of bridesmaids is very important. Too greedy bridesmaids play bad things to the wedding, it is not uncommon. It's difficult to manage emotions, but it's a matter of minutes to destroy them.
Blocking the door is also a matter of skill. You can't block it hard, otherwise it will be too ugly.
"Don't clap, don't clap, want to enter the door can, but first to answer a few questions, our bride looks beautiful, gentle and generous, also not you these smelly men casually can see, let alone marry home, after five cut six make do with too exaggerated, but how also want to show sincerity." Zhang lu'er yelled, "is the bridegroom ready?"
"Come on, the groom has been preparing for 33 years, quite well." This should have been said by the best man, causing a burst of laughter.
"Isn't the bridegroom only 32 years old? Why did you prepare for another year? " One asked.
"You should know how difficult it is for a man now, so when the groom is still in his mother's stomach and knows that he is a man, he begins to prepare for his future marriage. What is this called?" Best man road.
"Stupid birds fly first!" I don't know who answered, and it caused a burst of laughter.
"You can damage me!" The bridegroom was a little nervous. He was interrupted and relaxed a lot. He yelled to the door, "the beautiful bridesmaids inside, please don't give me such a difficult topic. No matter how well prepared I am, I'm still a student in front of Mr. Zhu. I can't compare with the old teacher."
"Ouch, I know I'm a student. You're very brave. You don't study hard and put your ideas on the teacher." Luo Mengmeng said.
"The bridesmaid didn't know. The bridegroom made up his mind just to study, didn't he? If you want to learn well, you should sleep with the master first. If you want to learn well, you should take a bath with the master often! " I'm the best man before. I'm good at playing. There was another burst of laughter outside.
Zhang lu'er and Luo Meng Meng both spat in a low voice. Oriental herring noticed that in the room, Zhu Yandan, the bride sitting on the bed, twisted her thighs a few times. She didn't know if she thought of any beautiful pictures, and was a little restless. Because she was covered with red cloth, she didn't know how she was sitting. In fact, the wedding dress was not straightened out. There were more on one side and less on the other. When it doesn't move, it doesn't matter. Twisting a few times, the wedding dress on the less side is lifted a little, and the snow-white thigh is exposed again. The skin is not sure whether it is naturally smooth or caused by maintenance. It is smoother than a white wedding dress, and it coagulates fat in general. It's in sharp contrast to the black.
Although Oriental herring as a mother's family, after all, is a man, not suitable to participate in blocking the door. He is not familiar with Hu Qiangqiang and song Shujun, the other two students of Zhu Yandan. Their attention is on the beautiful woman. If they ignore him, he will not do the hot face and cold buttocks, so he stands behind.
Don't want to, his position, just can see a touch of spring in the room, he also knows that this is not appropriate, but there is a strange stimulation.
In the past, they all looked at their own women. Although they were shy, they were willing to do so. Zhu Yandan is different. It's someone else's wife. Well said, wife is better than concubine, concubine is better than steal
Zhang lu'er had already begun to work out a topic when he was thinking wildly.
"The first question, say the bride's birthday, the key is the lunar calendar, can't check the mobile phone, answer time 10 seconds, countdown begins!"
This question is not difficult, the bridegroom answered easily.
Bride's ID number, telephone number and * * account number can not be viewed in second questions, the mobile phone can be answered, the answer time is 20 seconds, and the countdown begins.
ID card number, as long as the master of the law, or better remember, the first few provinces, and the provinces concerned, and then the date of birth, the difference is relatively large is the last 4, the bridegroom is still willing to remember, however, when the phone number is stuck.
The number is stored in the mobile phone, but the note is the name. When you make a call, you only look at the name. Who looks at the number. I can't answer that. I have to give a red envelope as punishment.
Such a question, can only be answered by the bridegroom alone, the best man helplessly, powerless.
"The third question, listen, what does the bridegroom usually call the bride, say at least 10 kinds." Zhang lu'er and Luo Meng Meng are very happy with the red envelope, and the problem becomes simple.
This problem, as long as it is not the kind of straight man, can pass. No matter what the bridegroom says, it's right, because there's no way to prove it.
The bride can prove it, but obviously, the bride helps the groom. The bridegroom was quite generous. Although he got the answer right, he put in a red envelope to express his thanks.
"Bridesmaids, please be merciful. Our bridegroom has no experience in getting married for the first time. He is so nervous that he is shaking." One of the best men joked and the others laughed.
"Don't worry, we are bridesmaids for the first time. We have no experience. We are like each other." Luo Mengmeng said with a smile: "we think that three questions should be opened. Listen to what you mean. If there is another question, we will try our best to come up with another one."
There was a howl outside the door.
"Listen, the last question. The so-called life should not only have a sense of ceremony, but also a small sentiment. In order to verify whether the groom is a positive, optimistic and cheerful person, our topic is telling jokes. When the bridegroom tells a joke, it's only when everyone laughs. If someone doesn't laugh, it's not. " Zhang lu'er said. This problem can be attacked or defended. It can be said that the bridegroom is released or embarrassed. It all depends on how the bridegroom deals with it.
"The bridesmaids are really kind-hearted. Jokes are our bridegroom's unique skill." The best men are very cooperative.
"Listen, I'm going to start." The bridegroom pondered for a few seconds and said, "there's a couple. The wife said," you've touched me nine times since you got married. Are you fuckin 'out there? The husband said: daughter-in-law, we can't leave. I haven't slept since I got married yesterday afternoon. Please let me sleep for a while! "
"Ha ha ha..." the bridegroom's voice fell down, and the door burst into laughter, one by one teasing the bridegroom.
"Is this an early vaccination?"
"That's a bit cruel!"
"Nine times a night!"
……
"It's too yellow. I can't change it!" Zhang lu'er spat. Luo Mengmeng was smiling, but he held back. As for the two male students in the room, Hu Qiangqiang and song Shujun took a look at the room. The new lady Zhu Yandan's shoulders trembled slightly. It's hard for her to endure.
"Well, one more!" It seems that the bridegroom also feels that this paragraph is too reflective. He has a feeling that he can't do it. He secretly scolds himself for losing his head and mends it quickly.
"A college student, when traveling, accidentally went into the mountains and got lost. He took out his cell phone and called the police: "Hello, is that 110? We're trapped in the mountains. "
"Then go to sleep." The policeman returned.
"Hello! Hello, Hello
I hung up... "
The bridegroom's eloquence is good, the cadence of the joke, the rhythm and tone are very good, lifelike, easy to lead the way, that kind of scene, the door once again burst out laughing.
In the room, Zhang lu'er and Luo Meng Meng resisted, and teacher Li rarely showed a smile.
"You're a good joke, but you don't have the impulse to make people laugh. You can say one more thing. Since you've already said two, you can ask for help. As long as you can make everyone laugh, you can pass the test." Luo Mengmeng said.
Guan Yu was shot in the arm by a poisonous arrow. Hua Tuo cures his bones and poisons. Guan Yu asked Hua Tuo, "doctor, will this injury not affect my sex life?" Hua Tuo thought about it and said, "well, it depends on which hand you are used to using." This is the help of one of the best men.
"Poof!"
A piece of stealing laughter, although it's not a burst of laughter, it's passed. Zhang lu'er opens the door. The bridegroom is very smart. He holds a pile of red envelopes in his hand and sends them to people.
The best man is holding a cigarette and candy in their hands, and everyone gives them. In the bustle, we suddenly heard Zhang lu'er scream, and everyone looked at her instantly. She blushed and said to everyone, "it's OK to twist it
"Are you all right?" Luo Mengmeng quickly supports her, and clearly sees a trace of anger and shame in her eyes when she lowers her head.
"Nothing!" Zhang lu'er laughed, reluctantly, and stepped back a few steps, away from one of the best men.
"Is it really OK? Do you want to take it to the hospital? " The groom's name is Wang shunxiu, a very quiet name. He is 170cm tall and slightly fat. He should weigh more than 175KG.
A black suit, tie is festive red, short hair, white skin, the whole person looks very energetic. He looked at Zhang lu'er, showing concern.
It's not a good day to go to the hospital, but if you get hurt, you can't care about the rest. Zhang lu'er came to Chongqing the night before yesterday for dinner and supper. Wang shunxiu met her.
"It's really nothing. It's just a twist, but it doesn't hurt the bone. Please go to pick up the bride. Our bride can't wait." Zhang lu'er raised his head and his face had returned to normal.
"Dagang, you are responsible for taking care of lu'er. You should be careful. If something goes wrong, you are the only one to ask. Lu'er, if you have any questions, just go to Dagang. He is my faxiao. He is very enthusiastic. " Wang shunxiu, without waiting for Zhang lu'er to refuse, has already brought other best men into the room. The bride is the focus of today.
You can't leave the bride alone to deal with the groom's group. Luo Mengmeng decides that Zhang lu'er is OK and goes in. When Li Hongdou wants to go in, he is pulled by the Oriental herring. Li Hongdou stopped, turned to look at him, eyes show doubt.
"Be careful. I saw the best man attack Zhang deer's chest just now." Oriental herring pointed to the burliest best man in a silver suit. If he wore sunglasses, he would be the bodyguard of the big man in the movie. The face is tough, the line is clear, can't say handsome, but full of masculinity, give people a very healthy feeling.
There are only three bridesmaids, and naturally there are only three best men, Dagang and bodyguard man. The last one is slim, wearing glasses, Sven Wen, 172cm tall. A suit is called a suit only when it is worn on him. He is the most common one, but after wearing a suit, he is the most conspicuous one.
The bride finds three beautiful bridesmaids, which are rare. However, because Zhu Yandan is excellent, she will not be pressed down by bridesmaids. Wang shunxiu is different. She feels that his three bridesmaids are here to smash the show.
Dagang's name is vulgar, but he is handsome. He can score at least 70 points. Compared with Wang shunxiu, who can pass the exam, his turnover rate is not a bit high.
The spectacle man and the bodyguard man have the same appearance as Wang shunxiu, but they are more elegant and introverted than Wang shunxiu in temperament. They are tall and have a better physique than Wang shunxiu.
Compared with the four people, Wang shunxiu could not find any advantages and did not know what he thought. It can't be simply because of the relationship. Well, Oriental herring doesn't believe it. There are only three goods in his relationship circle.
"Well!" Li Hongdou nodded to show understanding and walked in.
"I'll do it!" The Oriental herring blocks Dagang, which may be the reason for attacking his chest. Zhang lu'er also resists Dagang and sees him coming and retreating.
Because of this, Oriental herring took the initiative to help. Otherwise, he would not meddle in his own business. He pointed to the room with a smile and said, "let's meet the bride first. There are many opportunities in the back."
"Yes, take care of this beautiful bridesmaid." Dagang is not sure about the relationship between Oriental herring and Zhang lu'er. Seeing Zhang lu'er resist him, he doesn't refuse him. Of course, he thinks they are close. He wants to have some relationship with Zhang lu'er in his heart, but when Oriental herring comes in, he has no chance and enters the room.
"Watch out for yourself!" Oriental herring told a entered the room, he was worried about Li Hongdou. It's the bridesmaid's right to block the door. After the door is opened, the bridesmaid is at a disadvantage. The bridesmaid has the upper hand, and then some games are played to eat the bridesmaid's tofu.
Zhang lu'er was stunned for a moment, and then reacted. The Oriental herring saw the scene just now. There was some shame in my heart and some relaxation. When someone saw it, he had a master, better than carrying it alone. After hesitation, he went into the room and heard the male bodyguard shouting.
"Let's play a game! We can't be so cheap. Shunxiu, such a beautiful sister-in-law, as the best man, we can't see it any more. How can we prove shunxiu's sincerity if we don't go through the ninety-nine eighty-one crisis? "
"Yes Glasses man way.
"It must be!" Dagang agreed.
This should have been the bridesmaid's dilemma for the bridegroom, but now it's the other way round, the bridesmaid's dilemma for the bridegroom.
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Wedding, how to play, has been a controversial topic, some people say it is traditional, some people say it is bad habits. In fact, Oriental herring feels that it's almost like joking. When the fire is in place, it's OK to make a joke bigger. It's OK to get on the highway. If the fire can't be reached, you still need to pay attention to the scale.In addition, people's character also has a lot to do with it. Some people are naturally noisy and playful. They can accept how crazy they play and have no taboos. Some people are not. They can't play jokes. At this time, they should be more restrained.Of course, the identity of the Joker also has a lot to do with it. For example, the richest man in China drives a car and talks jokes. No one will feel too much about it. He will only feel funny and cynical. If he is a loser, he will be rejected.Everything depends on the occasion.The biggest welfare of bridesmaids is to receive red envelopes. At this time, the character of bridesmaids is very important. Too greedy bridesmaids play bad things to the wedding, it is not uncommon. It's difficult to manage emotions, but it's a matter of minutes to destroy them.Blocking the door is also a matter of skill. You can't block it hard, otherwise it will be too ugly."Don't clap, don't clap, want to enter the door can, but first to answer a few questions, our bride looks beautiful, gentle and generous, also not you these smelly men casually can see, let alone marry home, after five cut six make do with too exaggerated, but how also want to show sincerity." Zhang lu'er yelled, "is the bridegroom ready?""Come on, the groom has been preparing for 33 years, quite well." This should have been said by the best man, causing a burst of laughter."Isn't the bridegroom only 32 years old? Why did you prepare for another year? " One asked."You should know how difficult it is for a man now, so when the groom is still in his mother's stomach and knows that he is a man, he begins to prepare for his future marriage. What is this called?" Best man road."Stupid birds fly first!" I don't know who answered, and it caused a burst of laughter."You can damage me!" The bridegroom was a little nervous. He was interrupted and relaxed a lot. He yelled to the door, "the beautiful bridesmaids inside, please don't give me such a difficult topic. No matter how well prepared I am, I'm still a student in front of Mr. Zhu. I can't compare with the old teacher.""Ouch, I know I'm a student. You're very brave. You don't study hard and put your ideas on the teacher." Luo Mengmeng said."The bridesmaid didn't know. The bridegroom made up his mind just to study, didn't he? If you want to learn well, you should sleep with the master first. If you want to learn well, you should take a bath with the master often! " I'm the best man before. I'm good at playing. There was another burst of laughter outside.Zhang lu'er and Luo Meng Meng both spat in a low voice. Oriental herring noticed that in the room, Zhu Yandan, the bride sitting on the bed, twisted her thighs a few times. She didn't know if she thought of any beautiful pictures, and was a little restless. Because she was covered with red cloth, she didn't know how she was sitting. In fact, the wedding dress was not straightened out. There were more on one side and less on the other. When it doesn't move, it doesn't matter. Twisting a few times, the wedding dress on the less side is lifted a little, and the snow-white thigh is exposed again. The skin is not sure whether it is naturally smooth or caused by maintenance. It is smoother than a white wedding dress, and it coagulates fat in general. It's in sharp contrast to the black.Although Oriental herring as a mother's family, after all, is a man, not suitable to participate in blocking the door. He is not familiar with Hu Qiangqiang and song Shujun, the other two students of Zhu Yandan. Their attention is on the beautiful woman. If they ignore him, he will not do the hot face and cold buttocks, so he stands behind.Don't want to, his position, just can see a touch of spring in the room, he also knows that this is not appropriate, but there is a strange stimulation.In the past, they all looked at their own women. Although they were shy, they were willing to do so. Zhu Yandan is different. It's someone else's wife. Well said, wife is better than concubine, concubine is better than stealZhang lu'er had already begun to work out a topic when he was thinking wildly."The first question, say the bride's birthday, the key is the lunar calendar, can't check the mobile phone, answer time 10 seconds, countdown begins!"This question is not difficult, the bridegroom answered easily.Bride's ID number, telephone number and * * account number can not be viewed in second questions, the mobile phone can be answered, the answer time is 20 seconds, and the countdown begins.ID card number, as long as the master of the law, or better remember, the first few provinces, and the provinces concerned, and then the date of birth, the difference is relatively large is the last 4, the bridegroom is still willing to remember, however, when the phone number is stuck.The number is stored in the mobile phone, but the note is the name. When you make a call, you only look at the name. Who looks at the number. I can't answer that. I have to give a red envelope as punishment.Such a question, can only be answered by the bridegroom alone, the best man helplessly, powerless."The third question, listen, what does the bridegroom usually call the bride, say at least 10 kinds." Zhang lu'er and Luo Meng Meng are very happy with the red envelope, and the problem becomes simple.This problem, as long as it is not the kind of straight man, can pass. No matter what the bridegroom says, it's right, because there's no way to prove it.The bride can prove it, but obviously, the bride helps the groom. The bridegroom was quite generous. Although he got the answer right, he put in a red envelope to express his thanks."Bridesmaids, please be merciful. Our bridegroom has no experience in getting married for the first time. He is so nervous that he is shaking." One of the best men joked and the others laughed."Don't worry, we are bridesmaids for the first time. We have no experience. We are like each other." Luo Mengmeng said with a smile: "we think that three questions should be opened. Listen to what you mean. If there is another question, we will try our best to come up with another one."There was a howl outside the door."Listen, the last question. The so-called life should not only have a sense of ceremony, but also a small sentiment. In order to verify whether the groom is a positive, optimistic and cheerful person, our topic is telling jokes. When the bridegroom tells a joke, it's only when everyone laughs. If someone doesn't laugh, it's not. " Zhang lu'er said. This problem can be attacked or defended. It can be said that the bridegroom is released or embarrassed. It all depends on how the bridegroom deals with it."The bridesmaids are really kind-hearted. Jokes are our bridegroom's unique skill." The best men are very cooperative."Listen, I'm going to start." The bridegroom pondered for a few seconds and said, "there's a couple. The wife said," you've touched me nine times since you got married. Are you fuckin 'out there? The husband said: daughter-in-law, we can't leave. I haven't slept since I got married yesterday afternoon. Please let me sleep for a while! ""Ha ha ha..." the bridegroom's voice fell down, and the door burst into laughter, one by one teasing the bridegroom."Is this an early vaccination?""That's a bit cruel!""Nine times a night!""It's too yellow. I can't change it!" Zhang lu'er spat. Luo Mengmeng was smiling, but he held back. As for the two male students in the room, Hu Qiangqiang and song Shujun took a look at the room. The new lady Zhu Yandan's shoulders trembled slightly. It's hard for her to endure."Well, one more!" It seems that the bridegroom also feels that this paragraph is too reflective. He has a feeling that he can't do it. He secretly scolds himself for losing his head and mends it quickly."A college student, when traveling, accidentally went into the mountains and got lost. He took out his cell phone and called the police: "Hello, is that 110? We're trapped in the mountains. ""Then go to sleep." The policeman returned."Hello! Hello, HelloI hung up... "The bridegroom's eloquence is good, the cadence of the joke, the rhythm and tone are very good, lifelike, easy to lead the way, that kind of scene, the door once again burst out laughing.In the room, Zhang lu'er and Luo Meng Meng resisted, and teacher Li rarely showed a smile."You're a good joke, but you don't have the impulse to make people laugh. You can say one more thing. Since you've already said two, you can ask for help. As long as you can make everyone laugh, you can pass the test." Luo Mengmeng said.Guan Yu was shot in the arm by a poisonous arrow. Hua Tuo cures his bones and poisons. Guan Yu asked Hua Tuo, "doctor, will this injury not affect my sex life?" Hua Tuo thought about it and said, "well, it depends on which hand you are used to using." This is the help of one of the best men."Poof!"A piece of stealing laughter, although it's not a burst of laughter, it's passed. Zhang lu'er opens the door. The bridegroom is very smart. He holds a pile of red envelopes in his hand and sends them to people.The best man is holding a cigarette and candy in their hands, and everyone gives them. In the bustle, we suddenly heard Zhang lu'er scream, and everyone looked at her instantly. She blushed and said to everyone, "it's OK to twist it"Are you all right?" Luo Mengmeng quickly supports her, and clearly sees a trace of anger and shame in her eyes when she lowers her head."Nothing!" Zhang lu'er laughed, reluctantly, and stepped back a few steps, away from one of the best men."Is it really OK? Do you want to take it to the hospital? " The groom's name is Wang shunxiu, a very quiet name. He is 170cm tall and slightly fat. He should weigh more than 175KG.A black suit, tie is festive red, short hair, white skin, the whole person looks very energetic. He looked at Zhang lu'er, showing concern.It's not a good day to go to the hospital, but if you get hurt, you can't care about the rest. Zhang lu'er came to Chongqing the night before yesterday for dinner and supper. Wang shunxiu met her."It's really nothing. It's just a twist, but it doesn't hurt the bone. Please go to pick up the bride. Our bride can't wait." Zhang lu'er raised his head and his face had returned to normal."Dagang, you are responsible for taking care of lu'er. You should be careful. If something goes wrong, you are the only one to ask. Lu'er, if you have any questions, just go to Dagang. He is my faxiao. He is very enthusiastic. " Wang shunxiu, without waiting for Zhang lu'er to refuse, has already brought other best men into the room. The bride is the focus of today.You can't leave the bride alone to deal with the groom's group. Luo Mengmeng decides that Zhang lu'er is OK and goes in. When Li Hongdou wants to go in, he is pulled by the Oriental herring. Li Hongdou stopped, turned to look at him, eyes show doubt."Be careful. I saw the best man attack Zhang deer's chest just now." Oriental herring pointed to the burliest best man in a silver suit. If he wore sunglasses, he would be the bodyguard of the big man in the movie. The face is tough, the line is clear, can't say handsome, but full of masculinity, give people a very healthy feeling.There are only three bridesmaids, and naturally there are only three best men, Dagang and bodyguard man. The last one is slim, wearing glasses, Sven Wen, 172cm tall. A suit is called a suit only when it is worn on him. He is the most common one, but after wearing a suit, he is the most conspicuous one.The bride finds three beautiful bridesmaids, which are rare. However, because Zhu Yandan is excellent, she will not be pressed down by bridesmaids. Wang shunxiu is different. She feels that his three bridesmaids are here to smash the show.Dagang's name is vulgar, but he is handsome. He can score at least 70 points. Compared with Wang shunxiu, who can pass the exam, his turnover rate is not a bit high.The spectacle man and the bodyguard man have the same appearance as Wang shunxiu, but they are more elegant and introverted than Wang shunxiu in temperament. They are tall and have a better physique than Wang shunxiu.Compared with the four people, Wang shunxiu could not find any advantages and did not know what he thought. It can't be simply because of the relationship. Well, Oriental herring doesn't believe it. There are only three goods in his relationship circle."Well!" Li Hongdou nodded to show understanding and walked in."I'll do it!" The Oriental herring blocks Dagang, which may be the reason for attacking his chest. Zhang lu'er also resists Dagang and sees him coming and retreating.Because of this, Oriental herring took the initiative to help. Otherwise, he would not meddle in his own business. He pointed to the room with a smile and said, "let's meet the bride first. There are many opportunities in the back.""Yes, take care of this beautiful bridesmaid." Dagang is not sure about the relationship between Oriental herring and Zhang lu'er. Seeing Zhang lu'er resist him, he doesn't refuse him. Of course, he thinks they are close. He wants to have some relationship with Zhang lu'er in his heart, but when Oriental herring comes in, he has no chance and enters the room."Watch out for yourself!" Oriental herring told a entered the room, he was worried about Li Hongdou. It's the bridesmaid's right to block the door. After the door is opened, the bridesmaid is at a disadvantage. The bridesmaid has the upper hand, and then some games are played to eat the bridesmaid's tofu.Zhang lu'er was stunned for a moment, and then reacted. The Oriental herring saw the scene just now. There was some shame in my heart and some relaxation. When someone saw it, he had a master, better than carrying it alone. After hesitation, he went into the room and heard the male bodyguard shouting."Let's play a game! We can't be so cheap. Shunxiu, such a beautiful sister-in-law, as the best man, we can't see it any more. How can we prove shunxiu's sincerity if we don't go through the ninety-nine eighty-one crisis? ""Yes Glasses man way."It must be!" Dagang agreed.This should have been the bridesmaid's dilemma for the bridegroom, but now it's the other way round, the bridesmaid's dilemma for the bridegroom.www.mylovenovel.com , the fastest update of the webnovel!
