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Published at 19th of April 2023 06:30:59 AM


Chapter 13

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Apple let out a snort as he plodded along the uneven dirt lane. Whether it was the rapidly degrading quality of the roads or the new company he found himself in that was the source of his ire, I would never know.

Beside us was Coppelia, walking at an easy pace despite the many sacks she was swinging. Swinging. Not carrying. She didn't sling those sacks of loot over her back like some overworked mule, but swung them as she walked like a young girl toying with a basket of flowers in the meadows.

It was a ridiculous sight. A girl keeping up with a trotting horse while also carrying more than the animal's burden. Granted, as a work horse, Apple was no galloping steed. He went as fast as he wanted. And that was very slow.

Still, I had to accept the slight on Apple's image. The horse could not have carried the extra weight. He lacked the bridle necessary to pull a cart. And while I'm certain I would have fashioned a solution, I wasn't one to reject the appeasement of commoners.

Thus, girl on foot.

Or rather, a clockwork doll.

“You know, you've been staring for a while,” said Coppelia, turning to show the giant golden key sticking out of her back. “Go on. Want to touch it?”

She didn't look the slightest bit shy. And I didn't act the slightest bit incurious.

It'd take a level of ignorance neither of us possessed to pretend that she wasn't an extreme rarity in this kingdom. Only a few workshops possessed the knowledge, technical and magical expertise to build clockwork dolls. And none of them were in Tirea.

The fabrication process required to create one was said to be so demanding that it was always clear when a doll was being built. Sales of coffee beans boomed.

And now I fully understood why.

A girl whose beauty almost rivalled mine. Almost. She looked my age, or perhaps a year younger. A sweet and dignified appearance, yet she had a spritely smile full of mischief … as well as cogs, sprockets and gears.

Seeing such a marvel of engineering before me, I now fully understood what I had to do.

… I had to build my own!

What was this?! Not only was she pretty. But she was strong! She couldn't just carry tea cups. She could carry me! With someone like that by my side, I wouldn't need to work an extra day in my life!

“M-May I?” I replied, urging Apple to slide over as I reached down for the golden key. “Do I just … touch it?”

“Sure. Just make sure you don't turn it.”

“I see … and what would occur should I accidentally turn it?”

Coppelia puffed up her cheeks, then popped the air.

“Boom.”

My hand froze. I looked at Coppelia.

She didn't correct herself.

“Per … Perhaps it's better if I don't,” I said, swiftly uprighting myself on the saddle. “Besides, you're hardly some plaything to be prodded and poked. I apologise for my less than discreet ogling. Clockwork dolls are not known to visit Tirea.”

“I bet. I mean, who'd want to visit this tiny kingdom out in the boonies?”

I almost choked on my response, such was the speed at which my indignation sought to leave my lips.

No matter how wonderful this invention of engineering was, that didn't give her a blank cheque to disregard my kingdom like some downtrodden restaurant!

“T-Tiny?! The … The boonies?! Miss—”

“Coppelia.”

“Coppelia! This is a majestic kingdom, graced with verdant fields and enterprising scholars! I assure you, there is nothing tiny or … or boonie-like about this rich land!”

“Really? My memory core must be out of whack. It says the Kingdom of Tirea is the second smallest independent nation-state by surface area on this continent, and that it's gross economic output—”

“Shhshhshhshh!! This … This kingdom holds treasures beyond the definition of crowns and industry. We measure prosperity in different ways. In culture. In harmony. And in peace.”

“You were attacked by bandits five minutes ago.”

“A most unfortunate and poorly timed coincidence that doesn't reflect the safe and harmonious nature of this kingdom.”

Coppelia giggled, delicately bringing up the back of her hand to hide her lips … all the while still gripping those huge sacks.

Such brutish strength! It was … marvellous!

Imagine if I had such a useful attendant by my side! The next time Roland hid behind a door to frighten me, I could order her to rip the door off and launch it and him through the nearest window! The possibilities were endless!

“Unfortunate and poorly timed coincidences are the domain of Ouzelia, actually. It's pretty much our trademark, and we guard it zealously. I'm afraid you can't have that.”

Her words could have been written as jest, but her tone was anything but.

“I see. My tutors always said that Ouzelia was a land of splendour and opportunity, and that its freedoms exceeded even that of Tirea.”

“A rotten lie. What did they actually say?”

“That it was full of oddballs and I should stay away.”

“Much better.” Coppelia twirled as she took her next steps forwards, swinging the sacks perilously close to Apple's side as she spun. “Ah, Ouzelia, where dragons roam the skies and there exists no fiction in fairytales. Humans live with ogres. Ogres live with goblins. Goblins live with … well, nobody since they're kinda grouchy. How are the ones here?”

I gave it a moment's thought, then decided to answer honestly.

“Still grouchy.”

“Goblins, eh?”

“Goblins.”

I nodded, needing to say little else.

At least ours were fiercely isolationist. As were our ogre clans. Such a mixing of cultures could never be considered in Tirea, where few non-natives other than the odd troll caravan or questing minotaur could be found passing through our towns and villages.

Then again—

As I stole a glance at the girl alternating between walking and skipping beside me, at the heavy sacks in her hands, and the large golden key protruding from her back, I couldn't help but think that even a dragon probably wasn't as rare as a princess and a clockwork doll passing through our streets together, either.

“Have you been searching for this missing book for long? I'm curious how much time you've spent wandering the kingdom.”

“Waaay too long. These shoes weren't made for walking. But books are hard to find. Especially the one I'm after. Alas, if only I had a different job. My sisters, they got jobs like cleaning bookcases. How wonderful is that? Books always get lost. But bookcases? If that's all I had to do, I'd be able to relax at the—”

“I understand!”

“Eh?”

A flush of excitement ran through me as I seized on the opportunity at once.

Ohhoho! Indeed, rejoice, fair clockwork maiden! No insinuation was lost on me!

As a princess trained in the art of reading cues and desires, I was adept at understanding the words between the lines as keenly as a conductor sensed the notes weaving amongst a grand sonata.

And my instincts were telling me ... that she wished to serve under me as my personal attendant!

“A-Ahem, if cleaning is something you wish to experience, I can offer you a position as attendant. You see, I happen to have left my previous residence without any. Therefore, you may be at ease, as from now, I will declare you to be my sole—”

“I refuse.”

“Geh?!”

My jaw dropped at the abruptness of her rejection.

Could … Could it be that I was wrong? Or perhaps I'd pressed her too suddenly? True, it was only natural to react with inappropriate modesty when presented with such an envied position as the personal attendant to a princess. There were rivalries to consider. New enemies to watch. Old allies to turn. To become my sole attendant was to make one's social debut in high society. Even a maid could be elevated to the lowest rungs of lower nobility by adopting such an exclusive role.

Hmm?

But wasn't I forgetting something?

Ah, but of course! She didn't know I was a princess!

“I refuse,” she repeated cheerfully. “Thank you for the offer. But I've no need for a mistress. My loyalty is to my library.”

A bizarre croak exited my mouth as a thousand responses amalgamated into one.

I … I couldn't tell her!

I was supposed to be incognito, not hiring new employees!

“Sooo, well-dressed, haughty girl who wants an attendant ... is it just 'Juliette'? Or is there a 'High Ladyship' or 'Her Revered Countess, Holy Destroyer of Unwanted Beetles' title somewhere in there as well?”

I winced.

Partly because my masterful disguise as a titleless 'Juliette' was clearly not enough to hide the fact I was simply far too dignified to pass as anything less than nobility. But also because she'd just butchered our entire peerage system in one single sentence.

“Those are not titles.”

“My cunning word trap worked. So, nobility?”

“Undisclosed.”

Coppelia raised an eyebrow.

“Royalty?”

“............”

Hmm?

What … What was that?

Was that … sweat? Why was I sweating? How long had I been riding for? When had sitting in a saddle been such a taxing activity on me?

“U-Undisclosed ...”

For a moment, Coppelia had the look of someone who wished to make an unnecessary comment. I was relieved when she didn't.

… She didn't suspect!

Really now. That was too close. And the fault lay entirely with me.

It was vexing, but the truth is that I didn't enjoy parading myself as anything less than a princess. To do away with my title was difficult enough. But to adopt another was quite another. I needed to find a compromise … eventually.

Eventually.

Meaning ... there was no rush!

I had no need to dive straight into the details of my subterfuge, did I? Once I picked an identity, I'd need to actively utilise it or risk being outed. I couldn't have that. A poor identity was more suspicious than having none. It'd undermine everything!

Therefore, the best thing to do was to disclose nothing. The less I spoke about my background, the less anyone would suspect I was a princess. If anyone asked me if I was Juliette Contzen, 3rd Princess to the Kingdom of Tirea, I could simply refuse to answer and they'd be none the wiser.

Ohohoho! Genius.

Why make things harder? Sometimes, less truly was more.

“To answer slightly more, I can't offer myself for any role other than that which I'm already sworn to do. My purpose is to search for unreturned books. That means I'm forbidden from washing the dishes of any ladies of high standing. Or putting on their socks. That one is specifically ruled out.”

I nodded, taking the loss of a potential handmaiden with good grace.

… Ohhhohoho!! Until next time, of course!

Fortunes waver and ambitions stir. When this girl wished to seek a rewarding new career path in the exciting world of courtly backstabbing, treachery and betrayal, I'd ensure that the door remained open.

“I see. A terrible shame. Nevertheless, I applaud your loyalty to your library. Indeed, by refusing my first offer, you passed the first test to becoming my personal attendant. Should you wish to continue this application, you may do so at any time.”

She connected her thumb and index finger into a circle and smiled lazily.

“O-kay~”

I contented myself with that somewhat lackadaisical response. It lacked the dirt eating grovelling that I usually received when overseeing prospective hires … but I was nothing if not mildly flexible!

When it came to receiving a promising new attendant who could carry my extensive wardrobe wherever I pleased, I was willing to bide my time.

In fact, if she could display such wonderful strength, would that not also make her an excellent candidate to be a bodyguard? If so, that'd make her a two-for-one attendant! I'd be the envy of the soirée!

“By any chance, does your prodigious ability to carry large weights hint towards how you defend yourself in this peaceful and harmonious land?”

“Hmm?” Coppelia looked down, then blinked at the sacks in her hands. “Oh, this? This is nothing.”

“I disagree! … Hence why I note that you carry no weapons on your person, and yet you're able to traverse the perilous wilds that exist between Ouzelia and Tirea. Tell me, would you happen to be proficient in overcoming physical confrontations?”

“My, my, my … what are you implying? I have my feminine wiles and girlish charms. What else do I need to travel the wide world?”

Coppelia flicked her fluffy golden hair and gave a smile as radiant as the sunshine.

I was appalled.

Who did this girl think she was? Me?

Clearly, she had to boast martial skill or magical ability. Not everyone possessed a princess's charisma. And for all the confidence in her smile, that also included her.

“Charm and wit is not enough to negotiate the dangers that pervade this world, unless you're me. Everyone else requires the knowledge of a scholar and the intuition of a rogue. To challenge, to compromise, or to flee based on coldly evaluating every morsel of insight available to you. This is the trifecta of choices one must continually master in order to overcome foes who wish to force victory through brute force alone.”

Coppelia nodded, interest sparkling in her turquoise eyes as she had the politeness to feign the correct amount of intrigued. A valuable skill set. My tutors would be pleased.

“I see, I see … but what if your foe isn't someone who wants to talk or fight?”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, what if it's say, a blight? How would you overcome that?”

“A blight?”

“A blight affecting crops and pastures, a faceless enemy with no notion of negotiation or belligerence. That'd be pretty tricky, wouldn't it? I just want to know where on the manual that is.”

I tilted my head slightly.

It was a concept I had to wrap my head around. To be frank, something which didn't try to sully my reputation or outright assassinate me wouldn't truly count as a foe.

At least not until I saw the first inklings of withering intruding upon the corner of my eye.

Apple came to a stop as I tugged back his reins.

Turning my gaze slowly, I took in the sight of the fields that lay ahead.

Appalling parched fields crept down from across the horizon. Beyond half-wilted lines of hedgerows and trees, a scene of death and decay promised to wait for me. The contrast to the green fields to my sides were stark.

Beyond a rotting demarcation as clear as lines in the sand, I saw a vision of the fine pastures fit for napping replaced by a barren stretch of broken livelihoods.

I couldn't believe it. Was this what was meant by failing crops?

This was beyond what I had imagined! We hadn't even entered the lowlands yet! Was this some disease in the soil? How far did it stretch? How much of our farmland was lost?

It was more morbid than anything I could have envisaged. I could literally see the trail of tax income from yield percentages to stall revenues collapsing in front of me! Each fallen stalk of wheat was another feather snatched from my pillow!

It was horrible!

Beside me, Coppelia was cheerfully humming an unknown melody.

Judging from the brightness of her tune, the state of the kingdom's collapsing grain reserves and the riots that were certain to follow ranked lower on her reasons to be concerned list than it did mine. It was not, after all, my fate that she shared. Even now, I could see a grim future where my family was forced to sell our gold framed portraits and ruby inlaid candlesticks just to appease the peasant masses.

The indignity almost knocked me off my saddle.

Awakening from my stupor, I clenched my fists and spurred Apple onwards.

It was time for Juliette Contzen, the Third Princess of the Kingdom of Tirea, to do her duty. No matter what, I would prevent a future where I was forced to degrade my quality of life. To live as though I were mere nobility.

Or worse, common-born nobility.

No blight would stand in my way.

This, I solemnly vowed.





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