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Chapter 82

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Using a Wok to Reorganize Life and Fly to Immortality

TLed by Serena Love

Edited by Liya

Chapter 82 - The Venerable of Five Elements

 

An artifact refiner burned a magic weapon into its original animal bone shape and then turned it into a steaming bowl of soup.

Outrageous!if you are reading this on a site other than puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

But when you think about it, it made sense...

Inside and outside of the projection array, everyone panicked and hid their magic treasures in their dantian or their spatial storage bags.

"Fortunately, I didn't fight Junior Sister Su."

Jin Haotian was sweating profusely. His mouth had a wound and the blood flowed non-stop.

He held onto his trident tightly and did not care about his bleeding wound.

"It's another reason to thank the lord of the Earth Palace."

'In the Earth Palace's ring match, if Jinbamen had to face Su Yu...'

'When they start, everyone carries a halberd, but I am afraid everyone will be carrying a plate of food when they return.'

'My gosh, it's terrible to think about it!'

"It turned out that when Junior Sister Su fought with us, she already took it easy."

Xu Tu also got up from the ground with a sigh and helped Yu Dong up beside him.

Hang Wan'er raised her head and said, "So, this is the real ceremony of sending the magic weapon away... Hey, I always thought I had mastered it, but now I know that I am far from Second Senior Sister's ability."

Su Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She could only pinch her own bleeding nose.

Cooking a sixth-grade spear, no, cooking this sixth-grade bone soup was too much for her.

She was bleeding from excitement.

"Second Senior Sister, sending a sixth-grade magic weapon away is your current limit."

Yu Dong voiced out his thoughts.

"And it is already a sixth-grade magic weapon that was weakened by 70%. You must keep this in mind next time. Before you improve your cultivation to Divine Transformation, you can't do this again. Otherwise, the damage to your dantian is not a joke."

"Got it."

It was like staying up late in the kitchen pondering the dishes, which was harmful to her body.

Su Yu nodded, accepted her junior brother's suggestion, and asked them to drink the bone soup that was fresh out of the pot.

Three wood-type spirit keys slowly appeared around her waist.

A vine-like pattern appeared on her forehead, rippling slightly.

'Mei Zhen'er' was still lying on the ground, her hands grabbing onto the arena.

In one breath, they were all spat out by the small world of Wood Palace.

"Congratulations to Junior Niece Su!"

"Congratulations to Master Su!"

The crowd immediately gathered around them.

They all reacted quickly. The elders and disciples of various factions, who were sluggish and whose luck was sucked out, immediately surrounded Mei Zhen'er.

"Tiansheng Sect, you guys are so cruel!"

"I am unstable and greedy for merit, I admit it. But borrowing one and returning ten is despicable!"

"Mei Zhen'er, is this how your father, Mei Youde, teaches you?"

"I thought Tiansheng Sect was an upright sect."

Several elders surrounded Mei Zhen'er.

However, after a while, they looked complicated.

"Oh... this has nothing to do with me, you ask my father..."

When 'Mei Zhen'er' said this, her face had already turned grey.

Her body couldn't hold it anymore and completely collapsed.

Her physical body was at the peak of Nascent Soul, but she had to bear the magic art of a Divine Transformation stage and control a sixth-grade magic weapon. Her body could no longer be repaired.

Unless there was a sixth-grade or higher-level medicinal pill, she would be powerless.

"Mei Youde is so cruel to her daughter."

"How can her body be a Nascent Soul, yet she possessed a primordial spirit in Divine Transformation? How can her body bear this? How can—"

The elders frowned, but their expressions suddenly changed. "Body possession—"

'Mei Zhen'er' looked up mockingly.

'You understand now?'

'Too late.'

She failed to capture the Five Elements Palace and must find a new body.

'Mei Zhen'er' suddenly fell to the ground and her body lost its vitality.

A grey soul flew out of her body and rushed out of the Five Elements Palace.

'Run!'

She went towards Su Yu.

'This woman destroyed my plan to win the Five Elements Palace. Die!'

Su Yu frowned and raised her head.

Then she opened the food waste disposer in her storage bag and operated it.

The grey soul turned back reluctantly. She could only give up. She quickly rushed out of the oasis of the Five Elements Palace and fled to the sky above the western border.

She burned her own soul source, so even the peak of Divine Transformation couldn't catch up with her.

But a huge phantom in the shape of a jasper turtle fell on her soul for a moment.

"No..."

The Jasper Turtle silently followed behind her Primordial Spirit.

He stretched out his claws, hooked a muslin cloth that was very familiar to 'Mei Zhener' and captured her.

He then smashed her into the food waste processor in Su Yu's hands.

"Spirit Severing cultivator, no, you..."

The soul struggled frantically for a moment.

"Wait, it's Mei Youde who is attacking you! I'm just following orders! It has nothing to do with me—"

A stench came from the food waste processor.

The muslin cloth quickly wrapped around it.

The lid of Su Yu's five-element cauldron swayed and flew out, hitting the garbage disposal button.

During the operation, the primordial spirit shattered and returned to dust.

"My Demon World... is not finished with you!"

The last desperate but hideous curse from the grey soul shook the sky, but it quickly dissipated.if you are reading this on a site other than puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

Everyone was stunned.

The Demon World...

There was an uproar in front of the projection array.

"She was from the Demon World!?"

"Tiansheng Sect... It turned out it had been infiltrated by the Demon Race?"

The faces of the elders of each faction suddenly changed color.

On the ground, Mei Zhen'er's body gradually moved.

The grey fog beads on her right hand smashed to the ground and a broken consciousness flew out.

"It's my dad..."

She had lost everything.

She twitched in pain. "It's Mei Youde... it's him... he sacrificed us... he colluded with that primordial spirit..."

From beginning to end, she was just a container for his bad luck.

The real Mei Zhen'er shed tears and a drop of blood.

Then she totally stopped breathing.

Su Yu looked complicated.

Qing Xuan sighed, "I didn't expect that Mei Youde would also help demons to take his daughter's body. But she is not innocent. She made all those luck talismans and now it is considered a causal cycle has been completed."

Elder Zhang snorted, "In the end, she can die in her own body. It can be said that Junior Niece Su had helped her!"

Su Yu pressed on her dantian and wondered about the plotline.

'Is the heroine finished?'

'Who will resist the demons after that?'

'It won't be me who only wants an aged-care retirement.'

"Disciples, please stay in the Five Elements Palace and don't walk around at will. Other Divine Transformation elders and I will go to Tiansheng Sect to check first!"

After Elder Zhang said this, he teleported to the Tiansheng Sect, thousands of miles away, with the elders of various factions.

Taoist Mu was only a Nascent Soul. He did not have the magical power to teleport at will.

With a subtle expression, he glanced at Su Yu who was surrounded by everyone.

He sighed and walked to an open space on the side. "Eldest Disciple, was it you who destroyed the primordial spirit that took over Mei Zhen'er's body?"

Xiao Muge gave a low hum and took a step forward.

A new bandage had been wrapped around the tip of his right finger.

"No, it's me."

The Jasper Turtle lay on top of his bamboo hat. It stretched out its claws towards Taoist Mu and waved.

Taoist Mu glared and sensed the turtle.

The four Nascent Souls in his body all showed the expression of 'I want to die'. 

"This is your artifact spirit? Your artifact spirit also passes the tribulation period?"

'It is not that the whole family is trash. It is just the teacher that is trash!'

Xiao Muge hesitated for a while before speaking, "No, he is now equivalent to Spirit Severing stage."

Taoist Mu: "..."

'Don't explain. I don't want to hear it!'

"Have you been to the Tiansheng Sect?" Taoist Mu automatically ignored this artifact spirit with a higher cultivation level than him.

Xiao Muge nodded. "Everyone in the Tiansheng Sect has died and their luck has reversed. The Sect Leader Mei has retreated to the early stage of Divine Transformation and has disappeared. The eighth-grade Heavenly Book is still on him, so I cannot lock his position."

Taoist Mu took a deep breath. "In the next few days, take good care of your Second Junior Sister to prevent the other party from seeking revenge on her."

Then, the four Nascent Souls in his body coughed.

"Your artifact spirit and your cultivation base, don't tell others."

After five hundred years, Elder Zhang had only stepped into the Divine Transformation stage and defeated Mu Wanyuan. He was in a good mood at the moment.

"Most people's mental state is not as strong as your master."

Taoist Mu stroked his beard.

Xiao Muge was silent for a moment, then nodded. "Okay."

"Eldest Disciple, have you written the thousand-day spiritual transformation experience that Master asked you to write? When can your master get it?"

"..."

"You can't soar by yourself. As my number one disciple, you have to take half of the responsibility for your master. Don't be an unfilial disciple who only cares about himself and soars but doesn't tell your master the trick."

"..."

Taoist Mu confidently brought his four Nascent Souls forward and urged Xiao Muge to write.

Write it down and he would try it out first as the teacher.

If it worked well, he would get other students to try it.

---

Mei Youde held the eighth-grade Heavenly Book.

When he opened a page, he could see several spots of light constantly appearing on the paper.

He immediately teleported away.

"As long as the book from heaven is still around, don't even try to catch this seat!"

On a deserted island, the book in his hand had already turned to the next page.

There was an ink line written on the top.

[The witch is dead.]

[Open the gate of the Demon World. A new king will emerge from the troubled times and the great luck will be reunited.]

Mei Youde's elegant face suddenly revealed a twisted desire.

He clenched his hands.

Whenever a spot of light appeared on the page, he teleported again.

Gradually, more and more inscriptions were drawn on his hands.

---

"Hey, we searched for three days and three nights, but we couldn't find Mei Youde. Every time we sensed his position, we rushed over immediately, but he was nowhere to be seen."

"There is no way for now. I just hope that his eighth-grade Heavenly Book can be damaged as soon as possible."

"Easier said than done. It's self-healing."

"When Little Junior Niece Su reaches Divine Transformation or Spirit Severing, maybe it can be done... After all, she is an artifact refiner."

"She could cook the Book of Heaven."

"Or could she refine an anti-tracking magic weapon?"

Su Yu was in the main hall of the Five Elements Wood Palace, passing through the projection array in the hall from time to time. Hearing the discussions outside, she couldn't help but press her eyebrows.

Their imaginations were boundless.if you are reading this on a site other than puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

An anti-tracking dish... she had no idea how to make it.

She turned to look at the people behind her.

Hang Wan'er and the others woke up on their bamboo seats one after another.

After they won the Wood Palace that day, the lord of the Wood Palace, who seemed to have a perfection obsessive-compulsive disorder, spit them out of the small world.

Then after half a day, he let them re-enter.

They were greeted by three wooden tree houses that had been restored to their original condition.

The ring where they fought was also intact.

Then the Wood Palace master, with a perfection obsessive-compulsive disorder, let them enter the main hall.

He then empowered everyone with spiritual energy according to their performance.

Qingrongmen's Liu Ran's realm was now stable again. Hang Wan'er and Yu Dong had reached the peak of Nascent Soul. Xi Quan was now in the early stage of Nascent Soul and Yan Yan was in the middle stage of Nascent Soul.

The rest also got various benefits.

In front of the projection array, the elders of various sects, who were watching, looked at their disciples' cultivation base and had complicated expressions.

"No wonder the records said that the Five Elements Palace will appear every time a catastrophe is approaching."

Before the catastrophe, the palace would let the most talented and potential disciples come to comprehend. After passing the assessment, the Five Elements Palace also helped them break through several small realms.

It was all for the coming war.

The elders of each faction could not help but sigh.

While they sighed, they heard Elder Zhang shout.

"Stop talking. Come and try Little Su's Duck Blood Noodle Pill."

This was what Su Yu left to them before re-entering the Wood Palace.

"Little Su said these golden beans were derived from your luck. These powders as well, so you have to eat more."

Elder Zhang talked while wearing a mask and scooping soup for them.

Yan Yan and Xi Quan were both inside the Wood Palace.

So Elder Zhang finally had the opportunity to serve dishes.

Previously, Taoist Mu put away the black iron tables and chairs for his disciples, so he just needed to take them out this time. "Don't be polite. Eat while watching. It's also good luck to send these away in person. Next time, don't rush and learn from this experience."

The elders and disciples of all sects could not lift their heads.

Fortune Memorial Service.

Elder Zhang's flying swords brought big white porcelain bowls filled with soup to the black iron tables.

Elder Qing Xuan waved his sleeves and each square table was decorated with a small pot of green plants. According to Junior Niece Su, they should provide "diners" with comfortable enjoyment and a beautiful environment.

The four Nascent Souls in Taoist Mu's body also blew a gust of wind. The open-air 'electric fan' was switched on.

Elder Hong Yun was in charge of lighting the lamps. His hand gestures revealed the brilliance of the day, illuminating the giant bowls on the small table for them.

All the elders and disciples bowed their heads.

Under the white light, a lot of ingredients could be seen floating in the porcelain bowls.

A string of rolling oil beads fluttered gently.

They took a sip of the soup first.

The warm and mellow fragrance immediately entered their throats.

The low-key elegance of duck blood and the grandeur of the big tube bone melted in this clear broth.

This was the taste of the mortal world that the elders, who had stepped into Divine Transformations and Nascent Souls, had forgotten for a long time. They had been fasting for hundreds of years.

They closed their eyes, reminiscing the time when they first stepped into immortal cultivation.

Their primordial spirit and their sea of consciousness were submerged by the warmth and mellowness of the soup.

The tofu puffs had absorbed the essence of the soup. The original tasteless skin had soaked in the flavor and became salty and tender. It was obviously soft when they bit it, but it was slightly firm after chewing it a few times.

Mixed with a few thin transparent vermicelli and the splattered soup slipped onto the tongue. They wished that they could just swallow the whole thing directly.

When they took a hard breath, they tasted the soft duck blood, which trembled and touched their teeth, turning into an extraordinary delicacy.

They soon sweated on their foreheads, but it was blown away by the 'fans' of Taoist Mu.

Elder Zhang cleared his throat and took out the jade slip of eulogy that Hang Wan'er left for them.

"10,000 bowls of Duck Blood Noodles elixir, with a memorial service for luck."

"Start now."

The elders and disciples: "..."

'This eulogy is not comparable to the BBQ last time.'

'It became worse.'

Elder Zhang saw ten lines at a glance. After reading the jade slips up and down, he couldn't stand Hang Wan'er's blabbering, so he went straight to the point.

"Three breaths of silence. Well, the memorial service is over."

"..."

'I have never seen such a bad ceremony!'

They couldn't help looking at Su Yu and Hang Wan'er in the projection array.

'I miss them.'

Especially at this moment, Hang Wan'er in the projection array had completed her meditation on the Wood Palace's pillow seat. She took out a bowl of tube bone soup from her storage bag and carefully held the bone. She leaned close to the opening and sucked the soft and fresh bone marrow in it.

She disliked it for being too plain, so she added a spoonful of broth to it. Then she poked the small bone and inhaled the soup and bone marrow in a delightful way.

The rest did the same.

After eating, she sighed, "These sixth-grade spears are very delicious. In the future, we will increase our strength. Not only will we be able to defeat the enemy, but we will also eat the enemy's magic weapon."

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Jin Haotian was fascinated. "I wonder if magic weapons of the Demon World can be used for refining? It should be possible."

Everyone was looking expectantly at Su Yu.

Master Su touched her nose. "You guys catch one and I'll try it."

The faces of the twenty young disciples in the Wood Palace were instantly filled with excitement.

The catastrophe that the outside world feared, the legendary demons whom each one of them could fight three people, they did not fear them but were excited to fight them.

"If catastrophe must come, then don't go to the poor innocent, weak people. Come to me, Jin Haotian!"

"My Jiuyao Mountain is located at the entrance of the western border. If they come, I, Xu Tu, am bound to stand in the front—"

Outside the projection array, everyone who was eating the Duck Blood Noodles was silent.

These were the elite disciples of human cultivation.

"We are expected to win."

The elders sighed.

Suddenly, they found that the black iron dining tables in front of them were shaking.

[The Five Elements Palace has found its successor and the ancient secret palace is about to open.]

There were five different voices that sounded majestic, elegant or aged.

[Su Yu, come to my Earth Palace.]

[Su Yu, come to my Water Palace.]

[Su Yu, come to my Metal Palace.]

[Little Su, come to my Fire Palace.]

Everyone: "..."

Su Yu: "..."

It was said that if you cultivated to the Spirit Severing stage, you could create a clone.

Too bad she didn't have one yet.

The five voices stagnated and then fell into a long silence.

Su Yu thought for a while, then said, "Why don't you come to my gingerbread house?"

"..."

Seeing that the five were silent, Su Yu assumed they all agreed.

Without a word, she took everyone out of the Wood Palace.

To be fair, she started making a gingerbread house in front of the five palace gates, which was the public area of the Five Elements Palace.

She was very familiar with this, but the cauldron of the five elements in her body was pulsing.

Su Yu pressed it down, but not only did she fail to make it quiet, its appearance also changed—

To be precise, her dantian was changing!

Firewood consumed the fire, creating a red flame that burned the earthen stove.

The five-element cauldron slowly turned golden and was placed on the stove. Spiritual water boiled in it, burning the cocoa ingredients of the gingerbread house.

Her Little Master Su Nascent Soul stood behind the cauldron, holding a ladle and stirring the cauldron.

The five gates of the Five Elements Palace echoed her dantian.

Wood produced fire, fire heated the earth, earth heated the metal, metal heated the water and water produced wood.

Firewood - fire - earthen stove - metal cauldron - spirit water in the pot - spirit plant inside spirit water.

The cooked spirit cocoa in the pot was bubbling and circulated to the starting point of her dantian—the firewood that ignited the flame.

While cooking, Su Yu's entire dantian constantly repeated the cycle of the five elements.

Every time she cooked, her dantian became stronger.

Su Yu put down the gingerbread hut with a complicated look.

Finally, she knew why the more she cooked, the stronger her cultivation became.

The Five Palace Lords of the Five Elements no longer waited for Su Yu to meet them, nor did they wait for the gingerbread house to be completed.

In an instant, they bowed down in front of Su Yu.

Everyone was shocked and even Su Yu did not expect it.

The lord of the Earth Palace, a middle-aged woman with a dignified expression wearing a brown Taoist robe, calmly raised her head towards her.

"It's not that the Five Elements are declining and the inheritance is lost. We finally found you, the new master of the Five Elements Palace, the Venerable of Five Elements."

Everyone: "??"

Su Yu: "?"

The lord of the Water Palace, the beautiful woman with her sleeves like a gurgling lake, leaned over.

"I have eyes, but I cannot see. I didn't know that you are the newly born ruler of the Five Elements Palace."

The sharp-edged master of the Metal Palace, a young and handsome man who looked a bit gangster-like, lowered his head.

"I actually drove you to fight with the heir of the Fire Palace. I was really rude. Please punish me."

The flame-riddled girl blushed even more. "I didn't obey discipline and threw three flaming mountains at you."

A weak boy, the lord of the Wood Palace took a step forward and fell to the ground. Then he became a three-and-a-half-year-old toddler.

Everyone: "..."

This Wood Palace baby with red lips and white teeth burst into tears. "I happened to be in a state of reincarnation, which happens once every three hundred years. I made Your Holiness laugh."

Qingrongmen took a step back.

Why did no one tell them that this was what happened when they reached the Great Perfection in their wood-based exercises?

The others were even more astonished. "Venerable of Five Elements?"

The Five Palace Masters all bowed down.

Su Yu coughed, "Get up..."

But just as she was about to step forward to help them up, the fifteen five-element spirit keys around her waist swayed in the wind.

They turned into five elements of colored glaze and merged into one.

The five masters of the Five Elements Palace immediately introduced themselves.

"Water Spirit (Fire Spirit, Metal Spirit, Wood Spirit, Earth Spirit) has seen the Young Venerable!"

Elder Zhang covered his forehead. "So, you are not looking for the heirs of your palaces but the head of the five elements."

The most amiable palace lord, the three-and-a-half-year-old Wood Palace lord, got up from the ground and patted his overly baggy overcoat with his lotus-like hands.

"Since the last Venerable fell due to the battle with the demons, our Five Elements Palace has not found anyone who can coexist with the five elements for thousands of years."

"We once thought that it was impossible for a new lord of the Five Elements to appear again."

The three-year-old baby with round grape eyes was overflowing with joy.

"I didn't expect that this time I would meet Young Master Su. We finally have a leader again."

The girl playing with fire next to him, with two hair buns full of fire and shining eyes, said, "My Five Elements Palace will rise again."

Su Yu put her hands behind her back.

'What rise?'

'I'm about to retire. You want me to open a Five Elements Palace franchise store?'

"I didn't accept old-fashioned leadership before, but now that I met Young Master Su, I will listen to Young Master Su." Metal Spirit spoke slowly like a teenager.

He regained his youthful voice and no longer used his old voice.

Su Yu looked over and her face stiffened from this change of voice.

"Aren't we looking for an heir? I just wanted to pretend to be more dignified and allow someone who is capable to come to my Metal Palace."

"..."

Water Spirit smiled and explained to Su Yu, "We are the servants of the Five Elements Palace. To be precise, we are not the real masters of the Five Elements Palace."

"But the calamity is approaching. We thought that if we could not find the new venerable, we should open the Five Elements Palace and find an heir for each palace. In case we fall, there are still the heirs to inherit the Five Elements Palace. We can then continue to wait for the arrival of Young Master."if you are reading this on a site other than puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

The flame girl nodded. "Since the Young Venerable has now been found, then we do not need a successor. After we die, Young Master will naturally appoint new five-element servants."

All factions and even everyone from Nanxun looked at Su Yu with complicated expressions.

A spiritual root with all five elements had been regarded as a waste for hundreds of years.

The more spiritual roots, the slower their cultivation speed.

The five elements generated spiritual energy, but the five elements also mutually restrained each other. Most of these cultivators with mixed spiritual roots ran their exercises for a circle and made a mess of their dantian.

Balance was difficult, let alone a state of mutualism.

Unexpectedly, Su Yu turned her dantian into a kitchen, eh no, a set of alchemy and refining tools.

It was no wonder that she could win the Five Elements Palace one by one!

"Young Venerable Su, the five of us will join hands to open the Secret Palace of the Five Elements for you."

Earth Spirit humbly opened her mouth.

Everyone was stunned.

Su Yu was both surprised and thought it was reasonable. This ancient secret palace was also of the five elements.

No wonder her dantian cauldron had been so excited.

The five palace masters nodded.

"The rest of the cultivators can enter and, at most, get a few magic weapons."

"Only Master Su has the opportunity to get its real approval and make it your personal secret palace."

As they spoke, they immediately stood together and sent out their own energy into the air.

The five elements circled together and the interior of the secret palace appeared in the void.

Su Yu was stunned when she saw it.

The seven-story glazed pagoda had round tables and dining chairs on the top floor.

There was also a fully transparent open kitchen and a closed back kitchen.

Wasn't this... a restaurant layout?

Su Yu couldn't help touching her dantian.

She believed it. The successor they were looking for had always been Master Su.

"The assessment is—" Master Su asked.

The lords of the Five Elements Palace said in unison, "In three incense sticks, you need to let the gods of all paths bow their heads."

Su Yu's expression was subtle.

'Why so familiar?'

'Just like a chef game, within a limited time, you need to sell 100 meals to the guests to clear the level and make everyone satisfied?'

'This, I can do it.'





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