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Published at 27th of October 2022 06:30:47 AM


Chapter 91

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Chapter 91 - Finger Biscuits & Tiger Skin Chicken Feetif you are reading this on a site other than puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

A small passage opened on the east side of the mountain.

The demon world was so close at hand.

But everyone stopped.

They were now waiting for the farewell ceremony for the scrapped 'vacuum hose'.

Taoist Mu and Metal Spirit participated in the motor assembly just now, while Wood Spirit, Earth Spirit and Water Spirit were in charge of guarding the area. They were very tired and needed to rest.

Immediately, Hang Wan'er stood up and spoke solemnly.

"Just like the destruction of this hose, today, we commemorate that we humans and demons are united, working together and opening a passage to a new world."

"As long as a demon is upright, he is a good demon. If a human is not upright, he is a bad person."

"There is no good or bad about being human beings and demons. Let us remember the proof of our common struggle today—"

"Macaroni Vacuum Hose Elixir, go slowly." Hang Wan'er finished her recitation.

The demons were all excited.if you are reading this on a site other than puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

The demons were under the eaves and had to bow their heads to human beings.

Although they signed a contract, they were afraid that these human cultivators would not really accept them.

After everything was over, they would be killed or imprisoned forever.

But now, they couldn't help but silently turn their heads away and wipe the corners of their eyes.

They didn't expect that human cultivators would also commemorate the day when they worked together with demons.

Even the Demon Lord would not give them such a commemorative ceremony.

"It's all because I, Mo Mie, was useless!"

Mo Mie slammed hard. He was thinking of the hose magic weapon that sucked the aura just now, which was a sixth-grade weapon but was split into four or five pieces under his hand. The aura of the treasure was shattered and completely destroyed.

"If my, Mo Mie's demonic essence is stronger, I will have a thicker vein and won't absorb spiritual energy too slowly, which causes this hose magic weapon to be overwhelmed."

The less he absorbed, the slower the aura delivered to the next demon.

This caused a lot of aura to be blocked in the pipeline, which accelerated the damage of the hose magic weapon.

"I am also responsible."

The demon standing in second place bowed his head deeply.

"It's all because I was too eager to perform. If we queue ourselves according to the thickness of our meridians, I shouldn't be placed second in the line."

The rest of the demon generals dropped their shoulders when they heard this.

Their failures were inseparable from the two abolished sixth-grade magic weapons.

If they made such a mistake in the demon realm, they would definitely be whipped.

The demons were a little panicked.

However, a flying sword with a peach wood tray flew in front of them.

Before they could say anything, a fragrant smell came out from the tray.

Hang Wan'er smiled at them. "Let's take the wreckage of this magic weapon together. Remember what we learned today and mourn for it."

The demons: ...

Creamy Black Truffle Chicken Macaroni.

"You're welcome."

Su Yu had already carried a plate and started to enjoy it.

"Today's quantity is large. If not enough, I can add more."

Two broken 30-foot-long tubes of macaroni were cooked in two large pots.

As soon as she said this, the demons did not dare to linger.

They immediately looked at the large stone-colored, shallow discs on the tray.

There were scattered sections of broken goose-yellow macaroni hoses on this dark grey stone-coloured plate. Each of them was covered with a thick cream sauce.

The shaved black truffles were put on top.

Everyone could not help but look at Mo Tu.

Mo Tu immediately raised his chest.

This was the truffle he created together with Wood Spirit using his dark and damp demon energy after he took the mutton soup with bread, and his demon essence was repaired.

Each piece was big and fragrant.

According to Master Su's words, this was the output of his labor.

He should eat more.

Mo Tu took out bamboo chopsticks to start eating, but Su Yu gave them each a silver fork.

As soon as the fork pierced the macaroni, it also took a little of the thick cream sauce. It could pierce three or four macaroni in one go on its shiny silver tines.

In order to remove too much milky greasiness, black vinegar was also added.

In one bite, the dense cream hung on the outer part of the macaroni could be tasted. The milky fragrance was overflowing and was just perfectly combined with the acidity of the black vinegar, which was appetizing.

The little pieces of truffles also revealed a moist forest smell on the tongue, like dewdrops rolling down from the pine branches, bringing a faint aroma of grass and soil.

Mellow yet fresh, elegant but not frivolous.

Multi-layered aftertaste was completely preserved in each tube of the macaroni.

When they chewed a bite, it oozed out.

Not only was it not greasy, but they also felt its value.

"I cultivated this with my demonic energy?"

Mo Tu did not expect it.

Everyone was very comfortable.

The macaroni hose ruptured because it was filled with too much aura. After eating it in this way, the aura that Taoist Mu and Wood Spirit consumed was instantly replenished.

Facing the opening of the demon world passage, everyone was eager to proceed.

"In addition to the main city where the Demon Lord is located, there are seven other smaller demon cities, all guarded by demon commanders. The commander we are looking for this time, Mo Er, is in the City of Wrath."

Mo Mie opened his mouth.

"Even ordinary demons must be very careful of the demonic energy of the City of Wrath."

Several demon generals nodded.

"Once possessed by their demonic energy, it is easy to become angry, violent, and unable to control oneself. You will want to destroy the things around you and even your same kind."

Su Yu understood.

She took a look at her storage bag. The white buns that could be torn to vent were already in place.

She waved her hand. "Okay, then drive our mobile elixir truck in."

"...!"

Master Su's strategy this time was to eat slowly.

They would eat those demons slowly from the edge to the center of the enemy's city without them noticing.

Combined with the mobility of this food truck, it was easy to go into battle. Once the battle was over, they could quickly retreat, which was in line with the word "mobile".

Yu Dong took out his abacus and began to calculate the value of each elixir.

"This time, we have two tasks. One is to capture the enemy's demon commanders, leaving the Demon Lord alone and helpless, and the army of 100,000 would be empty."

"The second is to collect demonic energy, find new varieties of elixir and let the demons buy them. The more, the better."

"Drive!"

Yu Dong also waved his hand together with his second senior sister.

The entrance of the passage seemed to be separated from the human world. It was pitch black and they couldn't even see their own five fingers.

The vortex was no longer there, but no one knew if something unknown and terrible was inside.

Qing Xuan, Elder Zhang and Yan Yan had volunteered to join the search of Mei Youde's squad, taking turns with other sects.

Because they were patrolling the four realms, they did not come this time.

Wei Zhao, Hang Wan'er and other core junior brothers and sisters followed Su Yu this time.

Also accompanying them were the five spirits kitchen team, as well as the cyclone power, Taoist Mu, the law enforcer, Xiao Muge and Jasper Turtle, and the important lighting expert, Elder Hong Yun.

"Be careful, everyone."

After all, the passage was dark. It seemed to be a flat road and you could just walk in.

However, Su Yu already smelled a rotten stench. Her exposed skin also felt an uncomfortable coldness and dampness.

The dark, chaotic, irritable and other negative emotions were so thick that they all attacked her.

In the demon world, even low-level ordinary demon soldiers would feel uncomfortable. Let alone human cultivators.

After everyone walked a few steps, they all took out some spirit stones from their storage bag and took a deep breath.

Su Yu made a gesture without hesitation. "Get in the truck."

In an instant, a pumpkin carriage made by her cooking and refining, the sixth-grade magic weapon, appeared in the passage - their mobile food truck.

In the compartment was a spacious kitchen that could accommodate about ten people.

There were cooking countertops for cutting and prepping, cleaning water counters and three stove spaces.

There were also windows on both sides, where food could be served and placed.

Then a small bench, where Yu Dong collected money, was placed on the edge of the food truck window.

The fully equipped mobile food truck would be open soon!

After getting on the carriage, Master Su touched the stove, feeling a little excited.

The exterior of the pumpkin carriage seemed to be plated with gold. The four huge wooden rollers, which served as the carriage's wheels, quickly drove into the passage.

Hong Yun lit up the road ahead like the sun for a moment.

But the demonic energy was too strong. His light could only illuminate the distance of ten feet in front of the truck.

Their sense of consciousness could not be used frequently here. There were uncomfortable negative and suppressed emotions everywhere, which doubled the consumption of spiritual energy and divine consciousness.

"Master Su, we will hold up our demonic energy as a shield for you!"

The twelve demons guarded the carriage and immediately acted as bodyguards and thugs.

Mo Mie and Mo Tu were on the left and right, looking around alertly.

The City of Wrath was not their main city and they were not familiar with it.

"Here!"

After they went through the passage for about five miles, there was light in front of them.

A whole black-and-white world, as if it was splashed with ink, slowly unfolded in front of them.

The dry and hard soil was black, the withered tree trunks were black, and even the three big birds, with a few strange-sounding calls that occasionally passed by, spread their broad black wings over their carriage.

Light was casted from the sky, but it was very faint.

It was as if a grey-black veil was casted in front of their eyes. Everything that entered their eyes was hazy and dark.

"This is the outer wilderness of the City of Wrath. Generally, few demons will come here. The demon soldiers above the third rank live in the city or in the military camp outside the city."

Mo Mie introduced the demon city to them.

He pointed in the direction straight ahead.

"If Commander Mo Er returns, he will also return to the city lord's mansion in the center. The guards in the City of Wrath are said to be the loosest among the seven cities. We have a chance here."

In the City of Wrath, anyone could be mad and irritable at any time.

The demon soldiers guarding the city would not investigate carefully when they see a demon higher level than themselves, lest the other party suddenly get angry and attack them.

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Their... pumpkin gold carriage was not very conspicuous as long as it was painted black.

Just like the golden horns on their foreheads, which were being temporarily blacked out to hide in this dense fog environment. These swell-headed and crazy demons would not discover them at all.

But as soon as Mo Mie finished speaking, he saw the mobile food truck, escorted and hidden by them, only moved a step towards the demon territory.

One step, then stop.

Twelve demon generals: "?"

"We have arrived." Hang Wan'er explained to them.

The demons: "?"

'What about driving in?'

'Just rolling the wheels once?'

They looked back and saw the entrance of the City of Wrath in the distance.

This was far from the center of the city.

Su Yu smiled at them. "Generally, the food trucks are placed in places with the largest traffic flow."

Hang Wan'er put her hands on her hips confidently and added brightly, "Where my second senior sister is is the place with the largest traffic flow."

Su Yu coughed lightly.

Her Junior Sister swelled up again.

She was looking at the future of this place.

Once humans and demons established diplomatic relations, the passage here would be equivalent to a transportation hub, a subway transfer station.

Master Su's first food truck would be placed here.

There would be a lot of people and a bright future.

"Don't worry. We will hand out flyers if the guests don't come."

'Guests? Do you mean Commander Mo Er?'

---

In the City of Wrath, inside the city's main mansion, Commander Mo Er returned to his room and smashed the tiger skull on the bed with a violent fist.

He failed to show off his skills in front of Mei Youde. The trace of demonic energy he released was refined and disappeared. He had to return to the demon world in a dreadful way.

Just now, he was scolded by the Demon Lord in front of several other great commanders and he lost his face. He went all the way back to his city, but he was still annoyed.

"Damn!"

He clenched his fist and released his anger.

'The Demon Lord is a fart!'

'If you are so capable.'

'Why don't you go out and kill Nanxun?'

'Just call me trash...'

But as soon as he had this thought, the demonic essence in his forehead twitched. The piercing pain stirred his brain, about to tear him apart.

Mo Er's face sank instantly and he clenched his fist against his throbbing forehead.

Even though he was already a commander-in-chief, one of the heads of the seven cities and only one step away from the position of the Demon Lord, he was just a puppet.

If the Demon Lord wanted him to die, he would not survive tomorrow.

A new demon would replace him soon.

"Trash... that's right."

Mo Er gritted his teeth and took out a piece of paper from under his stone pillow covered in black mist.

He immediately recited, "O great Demon Lord, you are my light. Please lead me forward."

'Bah!'

"As long as you lead me, I, Mo Er, will smear the ground and charge for you. I will definitely make up for this omission!"

'I must find a way to get rid of the demon essence monitoring after the passage is opened in 27 days!'

He was about to turn the page, but a strange oil paper suddenly fell out of the paper stack in his hand.

Mo Er was startled and bowed his head.

[What do you want? ]

[Demonic essence, meridian, dantian, Nascent Soul, a stronger physique? ]

[Power, demon stones, or a pleasant enjoyment? ]

[Come to our mobile elixir truck. Your future is here. The address is... ]

Mo Er: "???"

Who cleaned his room and moved his things!

And stuffed this false propaganda to him?

He was about to tear the oil paper, but he frowned and teleported to the corridor.

"Er Dong, where are you going!"

In the black stone corridor, there was a little boy whose height had just reached his thighs. He looked like six or seven years old and wore the broken armor of a demon soldier in the City of Wrath. He was also wearing a leather cloak with many holes. The cloak was almost mopping the floor.

This little boy looked like him, but his face was blackened on the left but white and tender on the right. He was holding a dagger in his right hand and looking stubbornly at him.

He showed a few tiger teeth. "Nowhere."

But as soon as he finished speaking, an ebony sign fell from his waist.

[The main city demon youth competition. ]

Mo Er was furious. "I said, you are not suitable for enlisting in the army! Play in the city with peace of mind! You are not allowed to go!"

The child turned his face away, holding the dagger tightly.

The three fingers on his little hand were wearing finger guards made of black iron. He was staring at the ground at this moment.

"You yourself became the commander of the Demon Lord, Big Brother, but you won't let me do it."

"Are you afraid that I'm better than you, will inherit your demon essence and kill you?"

Mo Er almost tilted his head in anger.

Young demons competed. Once they won, they would be taken by that guy. In the future, they would be the next generation of demon commanders and demon generals.

How could that be good stuff?

He knew it but couldn't say it.

If he said it, that guy wouldn't let him go.

Mo Er covered his forehead. He was just thinking about the guy sitting on the throne and had a splitting headache.

He didn't speak and the little boy was even angrier. "I heard what my big brother sang in your room about the Demon Lord just now. Why can't I be like you, fighting for the lord?"

Mo Er: ...

"Big Brother has always been on your own when you have good things. You never cared about me and were afraid that I would rob you. Just because I am not from the same mother as you? Then you leave me alone."

After the little boy finished speaking, he turned his head and ran away.

"Damn!"

Mo Er took a deep breath.

He soon ordered a guard hiding in the darkness. "Follow him and don't allow him to go to the main city. Even if you have to break his leg, bring him back to me!"

The little boy ran out and wiped his tears with his backhand.

But the iron-shelled finger armor on his hands stung his face.

His stubborn phoenix eyes widened, trying not to shed tears.

But he was still sobbing.

He turned around and saw two guards who were following him in the distance. He snorted even more and ran towards the city gates with his two short legs.

But halfway through, he stopped.

After his tears dried, he blinked.

"Mobile elixir..."

'The oil paper that Mo Er just held—what is it?'

'A stronger body.'

'Whatever I want, the mobile elixir truck can do it?'

He turned around immediately, got rid of the two attendants and ran towards the wilderness outside the city.

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In the mobile elixir truck, Mo Mie had just released the invisibility pill state he took, revealing his figure.

"Flyers... were sent."

"In the City Lord's mansion and the army."

Su Yu nodded in satisfaction.

She was processing some ingredients she had just found in the demon realm, black fungus, black mushrooms, etc.

"But will he come?" Mo Tu scratched his neck.

Don't talk about Commander Mo Er. They hadn't even seen half a demon in this wild ghost place.

But soon, a young voice sounded in front of him. "Is it a mobile elixir truck? Can you make me the Demon Lord?"

Mo Tu: ...

Mo Mie: ...

...

In the entire demon world, there was only one Demon Lord.

From 1,300 years ago to the present, the Demon Lord had never been replaced.

Today's group of demon generals and demon commanders were born after the last war between humans and demons. That is to say, from the previous generation, even the previous previous generation, all served the same Demon Lord.

Although the twelve demon generals in the food truck at the moment had asked themselves, more or less, and they had secretly thought that one day they would replace the Demon Lord, and even thought a little about the fall of the demon master, but—

For a large number of demon soldiers and ordinary demons with shorter lives, the Demon Lord was the symbol of the eternity of the demon world.

"Child, where are you from?" Mo Mie didn't understand and looked at the little boy who had not yet reached his waist.

He found that the child's face was half black and half normal.

'Hey, you want to be the Demon Lord when you only have half of the demon essence?'

"Your parents never taught you to be loyal to the Demon Lord?" Mo Mie couldn't help squatting down and looked directly at the boy in the demon armor and leather cloak.

If his demon essence was complete, the better he was, the harder it was to escape the control of the Demon Lord.

This child's mind was dangerous.

Little Er Dong bared his teeth but didn't overdo it. "Didn't you say that everything I want can be achieved here?"

He looked up at the bronze carriage that was taller than his brother.

The carriage was in the shape of a round teapot. The side walls were carved with lotus pond moonlight carving. The wheels on the charred mud on the ground were rolling out fine lines of water.

And at the top of the carriage, there was even a curly vine of melon seedlings in dark green color.

He was only a child. After a few more glances, he found it very interesting.

However, he quickly returned to his senses. His black and white phoenix eyes earnestly looking at the demon in front of him.

"Can you do it?"

"If not, I'll go!"

Mo Mie: "..."

'M***er, I also want to be the demon lord.'

But Su Yu, who was standing in the carriage, put her hands behind her back and stuck her head out with interest.

Yu Dong took out his abacus and flicked it. "The price of becoming the Demon Lord is not low. At least tens of millions of high-grade demon stones, is this reasonable?"

Little Er Dong gritted his teeth. The black iron finger cuffs on his hands released the dagger.

"I don't have that much, but my big brother has money."

"Don't think that I am young. I have reached the legal adult age of the demon race. I can use my big brother's demon stones freely."

The demons and the crowd: "..."

Maybe everyone's eyes were too straightforward.

Little Er Dong's ears were also hot.

He lowered his head and rubbed his toes on the black muddy ground.

Then, he took out three or four large demon stones from his pocket.

"Then let's not be the Demon Lord."

Mo Mie breathed a sigh of relief.

But then, he heard him say. "I want to be the lord of the City of Wrath first."

"Are you the younger brother of Commander Mo Er?"

The demons finally reacted.

It was no wonder they didn't expect that. The child whose height just reached their thighs in front of them was too different from the irritable and tall Commander Mo Er in their impression.

They had also heard that Mo Er and his younger brother were not of the same mother. They were also more than four hundred years apart in age.

He seldom took his younger brother out when he usually held meetings in the main city or went out to the army.

Moreover, they all heard that Mo Er's younger brother was born with a disability.

Mo Mie immediately swept his gaze to the little guy. He wore what was obviously a worn-out cloak he had picked up by himself. He had imagined a discordant family battle between elders and children.

But Little Er Dong was looking at the plaque on the 'food truck'.

[Meridian Elixir, 10,000 middle-grade demon stones per half.]

[Demonic Essence Princess Bed Pill, 10,000 middle-grade demon stones per 5 pieces.]

[Other elixirs are negotiable.]

Er Dong immediately looked into the exquisite small window of the carriage. "I want the third item, the other elixirs."

He didn't know where the mobile elixir truck came from, but he saw it on the paper held by his eldest brother.

What Big Brother could touch must not be ordinary things.

But Er Dong knew that his request was difficult.

The demon generals and lieutenants he usually came in contact with couldn't help him, let alone his little friends.

He didn't know if this elixir would work, but when he looked up, he saw Su Yu, who smiled at him and had a gentle face but bright eyes.

His phoenix eyes froze.

Maybe... she could.

"Sister, I want to defeat my big brother and replace him as the commander."

Er Dong bowed his head, took a deep breath, and said it all at once.

"He often has headaches. I can feel that every time he comes back from work, the frequency and severity of his headaches are getting worse and worse."

"I want my big brother to play at home. I will be the commander instead of him."

The twelve demons were stunned.

Yu Dong, who was planning to capture Mo Er and thinking about how much he would charge, also stopped in surprise.

Su Yu smiled and beckoned to the little guy. "Can you tell your sister specifically? As the first order for this business, your sister can give you a 50% discount."

Er Dong grinned immediately, but soon he pressed down the corners of his mouth, holding back his happy look.

The little face with clear black and white sides imitated a mature demon's appearance and nodded fiercely.

"If you can't do it, I won't pay a penny!"

"Then let me talk about my own situation first. I only have half of the demonic essence, but I have already been able to defeat a few demon teenagers from the reserve army of the City of Greed next door. The power gap between my eldest brother and me is probably the strength of a hundred demon generals."

Mo Mie's forehead twitched.

'So you know it!'

"In addition..." Little Er Dong lowered his eyelids and pretended to inadvertently sweep the three black iron finger cuffs on his left hand. "Do you sell fingers?"

Mo Mie: ...

'Finger cookies, yes.'

'Cough.'

Master Su nodded, facing the anticipation of the child.

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[Mo Er, your younger brother spent 10,394 medium-grade demon stones in the mobile elixir truck. Consumption item: Three Finger Elixir. ]

[Commander Mo Er, your younger brother consumed 19,495 high-grade demon stones in the mobile elixir truck. Consumption items: Twelve Standard Vessels and Eight Extraordinary Veins Pills. ]

[...Consumption of 14,355 high-grade demon stones, consumption items: Demonic Essence Princess Bed Pill. ]

[...Consumption item: Fifth-grade battle axe demon weapon (tailored for children's version). ]

Mo Er was counting the number of troops that were going to the human world after 27 days and watching combat drills at the training grounds before returning to his army tent.

As a result, seeing the constantly vibrating communication demon stone, he slammed over the commander's seat and stood up.

[Your credit limit in the mobile elixir truck has maxed out. ]

[Today's bill totals 860,000 high-grade demon stones. It is detected that you may not have enough deposit. Do you want to borrow money from the other six cities' commanders or your friends? If it is not returned in time, the mobile elixir truck will come to your door to collect the debt - your demon city will be sold to pay it off. ]

Mo Er: "???"

---

In the mobile food truck, Er Dong was sitting in front of the black iron table with a bag of freshly baked cocoa crispy finger biscuits, a small steamer of chicken feet in soy sauce and three skewers of grilled sausages.

His face was flushed and a little flustered. He didn't know where to start.

It took him a long time to seriously start with the fragrant, dark-surfaced biscuits (the cheapest).

When he sat on the black iron chair, his two short legs could not reach the ground and he could only sway it.

He looked up and saw a small sun-like sphere of light floating on his forehead—the spell casted by Elder Hong Yun.

And in his ears, there was a clear and sweet qin sound like spring water - Lu Yizhou's live music.

A black lotus the size of a palm was blooming on the table.

In the distance, Wood Spirit and Earth Spirit were studying the soil and plants of the demon world.

They had just cooperated with the demons and they had spawned a few black wheat hybrids with demonic energy and aura, which were the source of the newly-baked biscuits.

Er Dong couldn't help shaking his little feet.

Although it was expensive and he didn't know if it would work, the mobile elixir truck was really interesting.

Er Dong wanted to call his friend, or... his big brother, to come and see.

Thinking about it, the cocoa biscuit in his mouth melted slowly and densely. He took it out a little reluctantly and looked down at the dark sweetness wrapped in a crunchy long strip.

He opened his mouth and took a bite, and his mouth was filled with the fragrance of grain.

The fragrant taste made him unable to resist. His cheeks bulged like a little squirrel and he continued to eat.

He stretched out his little hand and opened the steaming steamer on the table. He hesitatingly grabbed a tiger skin chicken feet pill dripping with red soy sauce, oozing grease and full of chewiness.

Unlike the majestic name, the tiger-skin-like claws were soft and tender. It trembled and swayed as soon as it was grasped in his hand.

This dish used black chicken.

The feathers, skin and bones were black like ink.

But after it was rolled with thick oily red sauce, this black color was dyed a little red, which was very attractive.

Little Er Dong was about to take a mouthful when he heard a familiar and oppressive irritable voice.

"What did you buy, Er Dong?!"




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