We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single - Chapter 76

Chapter 76: 76




Ying Qiao was carrying a rabbit in his hand, which was four or five times bigger than an ordinary rabbit. Fur is light gray, long ears close to the back, but with a human like face.

He glared at his legs and tried to escape again. However, the back neck skin is firmly held by Ying Qiao, and his proud evasion skill has no effect at all. After realizing this, it seems that it finally gave up the struggle. Its limbs hang down in frustration, and its ears close to its back also shrug to both sides. In Sanban's mouth, it says: "I know it's wrong. You have a lot of them. Don't worry about me."

Its voice is also very good, soft soft sweet sound, let a person listen to not from the heart soft. Just that kind of person's face is still hanging flattering smile, how to see how strange.

"What is this?" Jiang Jiu pulled its short tail and looked at the other party's fat body. His eyes were slightly salivating.

It's so fat. I want to eat it.

This rabbit like thing seems to feel the threat, and even more humbly beg for mercy: "I'm just a rabbit demon in the mountains. I just come out of the mountains. I don't know the rules and I don't know what to do. I bumped into you and asked you to give me a chance to reform."

Jiang Gu didn't believe it: "I've seen the rabbit demon. It's not as ugly as you."

Then he pulled his long ears: "can't a vegetarian grow so fat?" The fat on this body is overflowing.

"I'm a vegetarian! It's easy to get fat by nature. There's no way It repeatedly defended itself.

Ying Qiao hissed, as if he had finally seen enough of its performance. He shook it with his hand, and broke its identity with one word: "the false beast is really the same as the rumor, and there is not a word of truth in his mouth."

The beast was surprised, but no one could recognize him. He said with a dry smile, "what did you say? Why can't I understand? "

Jiang Shu's expression was full of interest: "false beast?"

What is it? No, I haven't.

Seeing his curiosity, Ying Qiao explained: "the body shape of the beast is similar to that of a rabbit, but it has a human like face. Magic and evasion are the skills of false beast. They lie for fun, like to use magic trick to deceive the prey, cheat the prey's trust, and then eat the prey. It is said that the meat of the false beast is very delicious, but people who eat it will also get into the habit of lying. "

"I just heard about this kind of monster. I thought it would be extinct long ago. I didn't expect that I would have a chance to see a live one." Should Qiao a phase, see its eyes cold, no trace of temperature.

The error beast shivered for a while, flattered: "I really have no malice, just want to make a joke with you."

Jiang Jiu punctured it: "false beasts like to lie, so you have to listen to it in reverse."

Then he looked at it with more salivating eyes, pondering how delicious it could be: "will the demon clan lie after eating it?"

Ying Qiao shook his head: "the reason why false beasts are rare is that they are good at telling lies and instigating disputes. But they taste good and become street mice. At last, they are eaten to extinction."

"In this way," Jiang said with deep pain, "I haven't eaten it... But I can't eat it now."

If there is Ying Qiao, the beast must be handed over to the Bureau.

Ying Qiao's eyebrows moved: "would you like to try it?"

Why?

Jiang Jiu looks at Ying Qiao in surprise. A bold idea suddenly comes out of his heart. He even stares round: "can I eat it?"

Ying Qiao rubbed his head and said, "false beasts lie and like to instigate disputes. It's too harmful to keep them. Eating it can be regarded as doing good deeds and contributing to the harmony of Jiangcheng. "

Jiang Shu was so happy that he couldn't wait to say, "then we should eat it quickly!"

What's wrong???

It also tried to struggle, should Qiao in its Tianling cover on a knock, it will completely kick the leg.

Jiang Jiu wakes up Wang Qing and can't wait to finish work and go home for supper.

"What happened?" Wang Qing rubbed his head and got up from the ground in a daze.

Jiang said: "we want to ask you, how did you faint? What about security? "

Wang Qing slowed down for a while, and his heavy head finally became clear. He remembered what happened before he fainted: "I listened to you and came to the security room, but there was no one in the security room. I thought it was convenient for the security guard to go out, so I waited in the security room. As a result, when I sat down, I lost consciousness. "

Then he began to wonder, "what time is it? The security guard hasn't come back yet? Did you meet that monster? "

Jiang Shu, like a baby, holds the false animal's ear and shows it to Wang Qing: "the monster has been caught, and the security guard is it. You call the school to confirm whether there is this person. If not, the school's haunted alarm may also be its hoax. "

Wang Qing opened her mouth wide and muttered to the headmaster on the phone: "what are you trying to cheat us in this big circle? Just to scare people with pranks? "

"Maybe it's for food." Jiang Shu's smile was suddenly gloomy.

Wang Qing got goose bumps when he laughed. He shut up and didn't dare to ask more.

He contacted the headmaster of the primary school. He waited for a long time before he was picked up. The male voice at that end was still sleepy: "who is that?"

Wang Qingxian reported his identity and told the police that there was a prank in the school.

principal:???

He denied Wang Qing's statement: "we didn't report to the police, there were no pranks in the school, and there was no security guard named Li Wen. Are you mistaken? "

“……”

The situation is so complicated and strange that Wang Qing can only ask if he can come to the school.

The other side was even more puzzled: "it's late at night. Where are you from? Do you need to handle a case in the early morning? I'm going to have a rest. I don't have time to talk nonsense with you... "

Then he murmured in a low voice: "now the brain of the liar is not easy to use. I really believe in your evil spirit to engage in fraud in the middle of the night."

Then he hung up without hesitation.

Wang Qing

He awkwardly put away his mobile phone: "it seems that you are right. The alarm should be made by this monster, which has nothing to do with the school."

"Now that it's all right, let's go." Jiang Shu contentedly carried a fat beast and began to think about how to eat it.

It's definitely not good to eat it raw. He thought it was a bit fishy when he ate a few Gudiao in Sanshui village last time.

I still have to pluck my hair and take good care of it.

Things have settled, Wang Qing looked at the quiet school, can only follow Jiang Jiu to leave together.

At the gate of the school, Wang Qing goes back to his home, while Jiang GUI gets on Ying Qiao's car.

He was full of spirit and happy. He held the beast like a baby. Baba asked Ying Qiao, "go to my house? How do you like this? "

Ying Qiao wants to continue the previous topic, but seeing that he's holding the beast in his arms, he can only suppress the idea. He wants to wait until the atmosphere is good.

So they drove back to Jiang's house.

When he went back, he found that the house was still full of lights. It was obvious that lion dragon and Jiaotu had not slept yet. Jiang Jiu wanted to know what the brothers were doing with his toes.

Entering the room, he looked into the room, lion dragon and Jiaotu were fighting the landlord around the flat.

I played so hard that I didn't even find him coming back.

Jiang Shu bent his fingers and knocked on the door.

Lion dragon and Jiaotu are in a panic. Conditioned reflex turns off the tablet and hides it under the quilt. In the middle of hiding it, they suddenly think that it's brother Wu who agreed to play today. Then they take out the tablet again, showing a clever expression and calling "brother Wu" in unison.

Jiang Gu snorted, thinking that the Tibetan tablet movement is so skillful that it must be played secretly at ordinary times.

But looking at them pitifully, Jiang Jiu didn't poke it out and said, "Ying Qiao is here. I'll have supper later."

Lion dragon and Jiaotu let out a small cheering: "let's play two more games."

Jiang Shu turns to the kitchen to deal with the beast.

The false beast has been placed on the kitchen table. Jiang Jiu is eager to show off his cooking skills. He says to Qiao, "I'll do it."

Ying Qiao recalled the meal made by Jiang Jiu. He took a puff at the corner of his mouth and stopped him rationally: "I'll come. You just wait to eat."

With that, he started to deal with the false beast.

Jiang Shiba looked in at the kitchen door. The more he looked, the more he felt that Ying Qiao was so wonderful!

Ying Qiao didn't know that he had received another good man card. He frowned and cleaned up the meat, and then he felt a little numb. As a delicate dragon, he has never been in the kitchen.

But if the big words have been said, we can't break them.

He pretended to read the news, but in fact, he took out his mobile phone to search the menu. After a long time, I found the simplest recipe and cooked the meat as pork.

Blanch the thinly sliced meat with water, then fish it up, and then add the dip sauce, you can eat it.

Ying Qiao's reason is also very legitimate: "it's too late, eat something light."

Jiang has no doubt about him. After all, the hot pink meat looks delicious. Pepper map and garlic smell fragrance, finally put down the game to sit at the table.

Three pairs of round eyes looked at Ying Qiao together, crying for food.

Ying Qiao put the sliced meat on the table and gave them the dip sauce. He looked so gentle that he didn't look like him: "eat it."

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This simple snack was highly praised for its delicious meat.

Four people ate the whole beast, of which ginger greedy ate the most. Ying Qiao once worried that he would eat too much to support himself and advised him to eat less.

In order to prove that he can still eat, Jiang GUI also showed him his flat stomach.

After that, Ying Qiao was silent, and her mind was full of the white belly that looked very soft.

After supper, lion dragon and Jiaotu knead their bellies to sleep contentedly.

The salted fish crumpled on the sofa, savoring the delicious meat. Ying Qiao put the tableware in the kitchen. When he came out, he leaned lazily on the sofa, his eyes half narrowed with satisfaction. Because he was reclining, his coat rolled up, showing a white and tight waist.

Ying Qiao's eyes sank. He went to Jiang Jiu and leaned over to see him.

"Go back to your room when you're sleepy."

"Wait till you go to bed." Jiang Shu opened his eyes to smile at him and said, "it's so late today. You can sleep in my house. The guest room is empty. I'll get you a quilt."

Ying Qiao's eyes flashed slightly: he said yes with a smile.

He said, "I'll borrow your bathroom."

Jiang Jiu nodded, went to get him a new quilt to make his bed, and then ran back and collapsed on the sofa.

E beast meat is so delicious, he can taste it for a long time!

After washing, Ying Qiao meditated for a moment, and then turned into snake tail on purpose.

He had just taken a bath, and the tail of the snake was still emitting wet water vapor. The black scales looked more lustrous and lustrous. When he glided on the milky white carpet, the contrast was sharp, which was hard to ignore.

Jiang Jiu, who was paralyzed on the sofa, was immediately attracted by his eyes and was staring at his tail brightly.

Ying Qiao raised his lips, and his tail glided past. It seemed that he accidentally rubbed Jiang Shu's leg.

Jiang Jiu barefoot, pajamas pants rolled up to the calf, cold scales and skin contact feeling inspired him to curl up toes. He didn't hold back. He reached for Ying Qiao's tail and pinched it with joy.

"Why?" Pretending to go back to the room to have a rest, Ying Qiao turned to see him, but did not withdraw his tail.

Jiang Jiu liked Ying Qiao's tail so much that he tried to suggest, "shall we sleep together?" He wants to sleep with his tail in his arms!

Ying Qiao stares at him deeply and realizes that the opportunity is coming. He moved his tail. The tip of his tail wrapped around Jiang's wrist. His expression was ambiguous: "I only sleep with my boyfriend."

Jiang Jiu suddenly opened his eyes to see him, and his expression was full of doubts: "am I not your boyfriend?"

Mingming Yingqiao said that he would only show him his tail. Isn't that an invitation?

He was so surprised and anxious that he thought Ying Qiao was going to go back. He angrily asked, "or do you want to find another boyfriend?"

"Do you want to be a scum man?"

The last sentence was so loud that Ying Qiao's head exploded.

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Greedy: who else do you want to touch your tail?!

Long long: I can't argue

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Slag dragon!

I've been waiting for a long time. I'm a little late to finish the story. See you later!