The nanny car takes Fang Daichuan directly out of the city.
(T/N : So I tried to but I can’t find a proper English term for this. So here is a long note : nanny car in China apparently means a car big enough for carrying a lot of people [my search told me it should at least be able to hold more than 7 people] so that you can have a space to cook, do makeup or even change clothes inside. So yeah, this car is usually used for celebrities since you know, they usually have a tight schedule and need to be able to change makeup/clothes fast while shooting outdoors.)
“Our outdoor variety show is in Miyun,” while the cameras were off, Tong sat next to Fang Daichuan and briefed him, “there are some small games, Battle of Cute Pets is mainly shooting cute scenes. You remember to interact with the camera more, Beta is quite good, you just need to play with it more, it will attract more audience if it shows the mischief side.”
Fang Daichuan touched the tip of Beta’s tail and smiled bitterly.
Sister Tong is not unhinged outside the camera. She used to be a comedian and the show indeed has a comedy effect. But in fact, her temper is good and she is known for high EQ in the entertainment industry. Fang Daichuan has always felt that people who really do well in comedy must be unhappy in life.
Sister Tong sat and started to retouch her lipstick, smiled while doing so: “You don’t have to act like an idol. You have a good personality, so you should act like a tourist. As long as you act casual and just play casually, you can’t go wrong.”
This is to raise his selling point. Fang Daichuan sat up straight and nodded.
“Relax,” Sister Tong slapped him on the shoulder. “Interact more with the Movie Emperor Guan. You are so good and handsome. If you didn’t become popular before, it is all because of your luck.”
Fang Daichuan nodded as he was taught, but actually he was a little absent-minded. He was still thinking about Li Sinian, who was hanging using his hand under the window. His left hand never recovered. Will it be okay if he uses it for too long? He wants to call, but is afraid of being exposed, so he can’t help but get distracted.
The group first met in the city and the camera was rolling again. Movie Emperor Guan got out of a nanny’s car, with brown sunglasses hanging on the bridge of his nose. He was graceful and charming, with an extraordinary aura. Fang Daichuan was stunned for a moment. If he was not mistaken, Movie Emperor Guan was bringing a native dog?
This kind of dog, commonly known as Tugou, looks a bit like grandpa’s Da Huang.
Movie Emperor Guan himself is down to earth, shook hands with him cordially and even squatted down and commanded the dog to shake hands with Fang Daichuan: “Da Yong, hurry up, say hello to uncle!”
Thinking of it, an actor who raised a native dog and named it Da Yong would not be a pretentious person.
Da Yong tilted its head and licked Fang Daichuan’s hand, the tongue sticking out long, looking stupid and handsome.
Fang Daichuan hurriedly shook Beta’s head: “Beta, you also say hello to Uncle, this is Uncle Guan!”
Beta pushed aside Fang Daichuan’s hand that was licked by the dog in disgust and turned its head away angrily.
Fang Daichuan was a little embarrassed but he could only laugh: “I just sterilised it and it now hates me. It is used to being domineering at home. I apologise to you in advance if Beta bullies Da Yong in the future.”
Movie Emperor Guan waved his hand indifferently: “What are you talking about, Da Yong is as big as twenty betas. How can it be bullied? Right Da Yong?”
Da Yong raised its neck and barked twice, it looked so naïve and innocent and had no idea of what trouble would come for it.
The actor soon realised that Fang Daichuan’s words of apology in advance were not pretence.
On the way to Miyun, everyone got into the same nanny car. There were five guests, five pets, the pets’ sounds mixed together making it a lively group.
Xiao Huasu is carrying a pet pig. The pet pig was a tiny pink one, which pretended to sleep when she got in the car, with double eyelids and long eyelashes, which was quite cute. Another female guest brought a handsome border collie, which is probably the most expensive species among other pets. The dog was quite well behaved, but you could tell it is not her own pet and it wasn’t very close to her and she doesn’t like pets very much. There was also a little brother who was very cool, a rapper, wearing a big thick chain and ripped jeans and Dr. Martens boots, with an arm-sized black python coiled around him.
Movie Emperor Guan and Fang Daichuan sat down together and did not dare to provoke them.
Da Yong stuck his tongue out and looked around, the pig was sleeping, the border collie stood in the corner and looked out the window, the snake’s inorganic pupils glanced around, Da Yong tilted it head and thought for a while and decided to play with Beta.
Beta curled up in Fang Daichuan’s palm and slept using the pillow when felt a smelly paw pressed against its forehead.
Its fur raised, jumped up and scratched Da Yong’s face with one paw.
Da Yong is dumbfounded.
Fang Daichuan and Movie Emperor Guan were also dumbfounded.
“Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof!” Da Yong reacted, roaring and about to bite the hairy ball.
Movie Emperor Guan was so frightened that he hurriedly grabbed it and pulled it to his side desperately: “Hey, Da Yong, Da Yong, don’t be like this! Good dogs don’t fight cats! It is just a layer of skin, you are fine, now shut up! Shut up!!” He was afraid that the show hadn’t been recorded yet, and Da Yong would have bitten someone’s cat to death. Whether the show could be recorded or not is not a big deal. But if it was bitten to death, he and Fang Daichuan might end up fighting too.
Fang Daichuan also put his hands around his little ancestor, and persuaded bitterly: “Beta, Beta, stop! Please, don’t cause trouble, your father is not here, I can’t afford to offend any of these people, please stop!”
There was no chain around Beta’s neck and relying on its flexible figure, it slipped out of Fang Daichuan’s hand, stood on top of Fang Daichuan’s head. The fur was raised high making it look twice the size of the body. It glared down at Da Yong, like an emperor.
Da Yong was provoked by it, jumped up and stretched out his claws but Beta scratched its front paws with quick claws, making it groan in pain.
“Ancestor!” Fang Daichuan almost got a heart attack, he picked up Beta, stuffed it into his shirt and tightened the zipper.
Beta grabbed his pectoral muscles and bared its teeth, making an angry sound from the throat.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Fang Daichuan ignored the fangs on his chest muscles. Bowed to Movie Emperor Guan to apologise, “I’m sorry, Guan-ge, Beta is so ignorant, why don’t you let Da Yong bite me.”
As he said, he tilted his head and looked at Movie Emperor Guan sincerely, the puppy’s eyes were sad and pitiful.
Movie Emperor Guan has no weaknesses in his life, only one. He likes dogs. When looking at such big puppy eyes, he can’t do anything. Besides, if the cat scratches the dog, what can he do? And how can he let his dog bite people? Movie Emperor Guan was exhausted physically and mentally, he hugged his Da Yong and waved his hand: “It is alright, forget it, it was Da Yong who provoke Beta first, I’ll educate him, it’s alright, you coax Beta, your coat is almost torn apart…”
Fang Daichuan kept coaxing and persuading it all the way, threatening with a pillow and baiting with socks, but it didn’t work at all.
Beta tried it best to ignore him and it didn’t touch the pillow. It stared at Da Yong all the time and the dog was withered under the feet of the actor.
Fang Daichuan was helpless, took out his mobile phone and played an audio.
Last night, Li Sinian was holding Fang Daichuan in his arms while laying on the bed to record and there was a bit of laziness in his voice. He seemed to have expected this for a long time. He recorded 28 voices to coax Beta on his mobile phone in advance and told Fang Daichuan this should be enough for a weekend.
Fang Daichuan originally wanted to save this big weapon for a critical moment, but who would have thought the situation would be like this before they even reach the location. Fang Daichuan reluctantly clicked on the first audio.
Li Sinian’s voice came from the speaker, some nasal sounds mixed with electric sounds.
“Beta,” he shouted. Beta suddenly became energetic, with ears pricked, looking around, trying to find its father, “Be obedient, don’t cause trouble to Chuan’er-ge.”
Beta meowed aggrievedly, got close to the speaker, act coquettishly toward its father like a spoiled child.
“Okay, I know you’re wronged, bear with it for Dad.” Li Sinian coaxed, knowing his cat so well that he could even guess Beta’s reaction from a distance.
Beta lowered its head and licked the fur on tje paws. The first audio was coming to an end soon. Li Sinian smiled and said, “Dad loves you, mwah.”
Beta became well behaved, lying on the pillow and playing with its claws, no longer trying to provoke Da Yong.
Fang Daichuan on the side endured it for a while, but he couldn’t help it. He pouted and added in his heart, “Chuan’er-ge loves you too, mwah.”
The nanny car takes Fang Daichuan directly out of the city.
(T/N : So I tried to but I can’t find a proper English term for this. So here is a long note : nanny car in China apparently means a car big enough for carrying a lot of people [my search told me it should at least be able to hold more than 7 people] so that you can have a space to cook, do makeup or even change clothes inside. So yeah, this car is usually used for celebrities since you know, they usually have a tight schedule and need to be able to change makeup/clothes fast while shooting outdoors.)
“Our outdoor variety show is in Miyun,” while the cameras were off, Tong sat next to Fang Daichuan and briefed him, “there are some small games, Battle of Cute Pets is mainly shooting cute scenes. You remember to interact with the camera more, Beta is quite good, you just need to play with it more, it will attract more audience if it shows the mischief side.”
Fang Daichuan touched the tip of Beta’s tail and smiled bitterly.
Sister Tong is not unhinged outside the camera. She used to be a comedian and the show indeed has a comedy effect. But in fact, her temper is good and she is known for high EQ in the entertainment industry. Fang Daichuan has always felt that people who really do well in comedy must be unhappy in life.
Sister Tong sat and started to retouch her lipstick, smiled while doing so: “You don’t have to act like an idol. You have a good personality, so you should act like a tourist. As long as you act casual and just play casually, you can’t go wrong.”
This is to raise his selling point. Fang Daichuan sat up straight and nodded.
“Relax,” Sister Tong slapped him on the shoulder. “Interact more with the Movie Emperor Guan. You are so good and handsome. If you didn’t become popular before, it is all because of your luck.”
Fang Daichuan nodded as he was taught, but actually he was a little absent-minded. He was still thinking about Li Sinian, who was hanging using his hand under the window. His left hand never recovered. Will it be okay if he uses it for too long? He wants to call, but is afraid of being exposed, so he can’t help but get distracted.
The group first met in the city and the camera was rolling again. Movie Emperor Guan got out of a nanny’s car, with brown sunglasses hanging on the bridge of his nose. He was graceful and charming, with an extraordinary aura. Fang Daichuan was stunned for a moment. If he was not mistaken, Movie Emperor Guan was bringing a native dog?
This kind of dog, commonly known as Tugou, looks a bit like grandpa’s Da Huang.
Movie Emperor Guan himself is down to earth, shook hands with him cordially and even squatted down and commanded the dog to shake hands with Fang Daichuan: “Da Yong, hurry up, say hello to uncle!”
Thinking of it, an actor who raised a native dog and named it Da Yong would not be a pretentious person.
Da Yong tilted its head and licked Fang Daichuan’s hand, the tongue sticking out long, looking stupid and handsome.
Fang Daichuan hurriedly shook Beta’s head: “Beta, you also say hello to Uncle, this is Uncle Guan!”
Beta pushed aside Fang Daichuan’s hand that was licked by the dog in disgust and turned its head away angrily.
Fang Daichuan was a little embarrassed but he could only laugh: “I just sterilised it and it now hates me. It is used to being domineering at home. I apologise to you in advance if Beta bullies Da Yong in the future.”
Movie Emperor Guan waved his hand indifferently: “What are you talking about, Da Yong is as big as twenty betas. How can it be bullied? Right Da Yong?”
Da Yong raised its neck and barked twice, it looked so naïve and innocent and had no idea of what trouble would come for it.
The actor soon realised that Fang Daichuan’s words of apology in advance were not pretence.
On the way to Miyun, everyone got into the same nanny car. There were five guests, five pets, the pets’ sounds mixed together making it a lively group.
Xiao Huasu is carrying a pet pig. The pet pig was a tiny pink one, which pretended to sleep when she got in the car, with double eyelids and long eyelashes, which was quite cute. Another female guest brought a handsome border collie, which is probably the most expensive species among other pets. The dog was quite well behaved, but you could tell it is not her own pet and it wasn’t very close to her and she doesn’t like pets very much. There was also a little brother who was very cool, a rapper, wearing a big thick chain and ripped jeans and Dr. Martens boots, with an arm-sized black python coiled around him.
Movie Emperor Guan and Fang Daichuan sat down together and did not dare to provoke them.
Da Yong stuck his tongue out and looked around, the pig was sleeping, the border collie stood in the corner and looked out the window, the snake’s inorganic pupils glanced around, Da Yong tilted it head and thought for a while and decided to play with Beta.
Beta curled up in Fang Daichuan’s palm and slept using the pillow when felt a smelly paw pressed against its forehead.
Its fur raised, jumped up and scratched Da Yong’s face with one paw.
Da Yong is dumbfounded.
Fang Daichuan and Movie Emperor Guan were also dumbfounded.
“Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof!” Da Yong reacted, roaring and about to bite the hairy ball.
Movie Emperor Guan was so frightened that he hurriedly grabbed it and pulled it to his side desperately: “Hey, Da Yong, Da Yong, don’t be like this! Good dogs don’t fight cats! It is just a layer of skin, you are fine, now shut up! Shut up!!” He was afraid that the show hadn’t been recorded yet, and Da Yong would have bitten someone’s cat to death. Whether the show could be recorded or not is not a big deal. But if it was bitten to death, he and Fang Daichuan might end up fighting too.
Fang Daichuan also put his hands around his little ancestor, and persuaded bitterly: “Beta, Beta, stop! Please, don’t cause trouble, your father is not here, I can’t afford to offend any of these people, please stop!”
There was no chain around Beta’s neck and relying on its flexible figure, it slipped out of Fang Daichuan’s hand, stood on top of Fang Daichuan’s head. The fur was raised high making it look twice the size of the body. It glared down at Da Yong, like an emperor.
Da Yong was provoked by it, jumped up and stretched out his claws but Beta scratched its front paws with quick claws, making it groan in pain.
“Ancestor!” Fang Daichuan almost got a heart attack, he picked up Beta, stuffed it into his shirt and tightened the zipper.
Beta grabbed his pectoral muscles and bared its teeth, making an angry sound from the throat.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Fang Daichuan ignored the fangs on his chest muscles. Bowed to Movie Emperor Guan to apologise, “I’m sorry, Guan-ge, Beta is so ignorant, why don’t you let Da Yong bite me.”
As he said, he tilted his head and looked at Movie Emperor Guan sincerely, the puppy’s eyes were sad and pitiful.
Movie Emperor Guan has no weaknesses in his life, only one. He likes dogs. When looking at such big puppy eyes, he can’t do anything. Besides, if the cat scratches the dog, what can he do? And how can he let his dog bite people? Movie Emperor Guan was exhausted physically and mentally, he hugged his Da Yong and waved his hand: “It is alright, forget it, it was Da Yong who provoke Beta first, I’ll educate him, it’s alright, you coax Beta, your coat is almost torn apart…”
Fang Daichuan kept coaxing and persuading it all the way, threatening with a pillow and baiting with socks, but it didn’t work at all.
Beta tried it best to ignore him and it didn’t touch the pillow. It stared at Da Yong all the time and the dog was withered under the feet of the actor.
Fang Daichuan was helpless, took out his mobile phone and played an audio.
Last night, Li Sinian was holding Fang Daichuan in his arms while laying on the bed to record and there was a bit of laziness in his voice. He seemed to have expected this for a long time. He recorded 28 voices to coax Beta on his mobile phone in advance and told Fang Daichuan this should be enough for a weekend.
Fang Daichuan originally wanted to save this big weapon for a critical moment, but who would have thought the situation would be like this before they even reach the location. Fang Daichuan reluctantly clicked on the first audio.
Li Sinian’s voice came from the speaker, some nasal sounds mixed with electric sounds.
“Beta,” he shouted. Beta suddenly became energetic, with ears pricked, looking around, trying to find its father, “Be obedient, don’t cause trouble to Chuan’er-ge.”
Beta meowed aggrievedly, got close to the speaker, act coquettishly toward its father like a spoiled child.
“Okay, I know you’re wronged, bear with it for Dad.” Li Sinian coaxed, knowing his cat so well that he could even guess Beta’s reaction from a distance.
Beta lowered its head and licked the fur on tje paws. The first audio was coming to an end soon. Li Sinian smiled and said, “Dad loves you, mwah.”
Beta became well behaved, lying on the pillow and playing with its claws, no longer trying to provoke Da Yong.
Fang Daichuan on the side endured it for a while, but he couldn’t help it. He pouted and added in his heart, “Chuan’er-ge loves you too, mwah.”
