Chapter 67: Divine Slapping Technique
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Bang!
Mike lifted his hand. In an instant, the gravity control was activated. But this time, only a small hole was created below his legs. He opened his palm while facing a genderless monster on his right side. The gravitational force was released out of his palm.
The power of gravity instantly sucked the genderless monsters towards him. But suddenly, Mike's eyelids twitched and he screamed a fast jump "Jump!"
"Why the hell am I shouting? There is no one following me."
He deactivated the moment he clutched the genderless monster's neck. He pulled the monster up with him, dodging massive chunks of rocks and metals.
"Damn! This is disgusting." In the excitement to check the power of Gravity Control, he forgot to wear the gloves. His hand drowned in the disgusting and pungent drool of the monster. In mid-air, he lets go of the monster's neck.
When the monster fell below, he leaned closer and clenched his fist. Slightly activating the Gravity Control, he accelerated down while the body of the monster flew up. The moment it reached near him, he smashed his fist on the flat dark chest of the monster, slamming it on the ground.
Bang! Puff!
The monster smashed on the ground and blasted like a balloon. The Gravity Control was activated, sucking in the Nether Energy. He used the system to store the Nether Energy in meantime. Mike took out a scarlet potion while he was landing on the ground.
The moment he landed on the ground, those remaining monsters instantly rushed towards him. The power of collision had already startled other monsters. So, he instantly opened the lid and dropped the scarlet potion on the ground.
The moment the entire potion dropped to the ground, a scarlet circular rune emerged with a cloud of red smoke. There were four triangles, with each pointing at a certain inner area of the circular rune. Mike turned around and gushed away like a cannonball.
His single step on the ground was enough to create three inches deep hole. When those monsters arrived in that area, they found something else. There were twelve skeletons. These were humanoid skeletons with the height of a meter only.
Each skeleton was equipped with a bone shield and a bone sword. It was Undead Summoning Potion that he bought due to his curiosity. When Mike turned his head back and saw a dozen skeletons holding a bone sword and shield fighting against a monster, his jaw almost hit the ground.
He thought these skeletons would be powerful to delay the monsters and gather more monsters in one place but when he saw the monster breaking the bone shield in a single strike, he felt speechless. Still, these skeletons succeed in attracting the hordes of genderless monsters.
It was enough for him. Not to mention, he didn't use most of his ability energy. While running back, he muttered "Cheap products are really bad. Next time, I should spend more bronze coins to buy higher rank Undead Summoning Potion."
"The person who has awakened necromancy innate ability should be earning gold. With this kind of potion, why would you even need an army? But first...… This smell is killing me. This time I can't wash my hands in ten-second no matter which hand-wash I use. This time, I must wash my hand for an entire minute."
While cursing the genderless monster, he reached the home.
Now, time to wash my hand.
Wash your hand, wash your hand, clean and neat, no escape, and no cheat. He didn't open the door instead walked towards the tap behind the house.
After he spent a full minute washing his hand, he finally entered the room. Just like the morning, he saw Luke, Lucas, Jenny, and Sunny sitting on the couch. Seeing them resting like this made him a little angry.
I just went out almost attracting buildings within me, risking my life, covering my hands in that disgusting drool. And, they are resting on a couch as nothing happened.
They should at least lay out the booms around the area.
But suddenly, a picture came to his mind. Mike was rushing towards the home with his hands covered in drool. He was in so much hurry that he only focused on a tap. Doing so, he accidentally placed his foot over a bomb.
Boom!
With a big explosion in his mind, Mike recovered from his dream.
Thank god, they are lazy. If they were hardworking people, I would be working together with dead souls, lifting soul brick, and constructing soul houses.
Indeed, lazy people are best. They never do anything unless they are instructed.
"Umm, let's go out and place the bomb around the house." Mike's entry had already earned their attention. He pointed his thumbs outside and spoke.
"Uhh! What do you mean by placing the bomb? Duh! We are not lazy people like you. We have already done that. Wait a minute, we have already placed the bomb and you weren't supposed to enter the house. Why are you here?" Jenny suddenly stood up in shock as she explained.
Fuck, what do you mean by that? This is my house. And, why aren't you a lazy person? More importantly, I didn't press the bomb, right? I think, they placed the bombs in a different areas, keeping a certain distance between each.
Wait a minute, something exploded. Was it not my imagination?
"Did you place the time bomb?" Mike shouted as his eyes almost popped out. The cold sweat appeared on his forehead.
"Of course not! There is not a single time bomb. And, why would we place a time bomb in such a short distance? We have placed those bombs nearly five hundred meters away from."
"Those bombs do not cover much area during explosion but the firepower is extremely powerful. So, we placed each bomb with a distance of twenty meters." Jenny shook her head and explained.
"Thank god, I didn't step on any of those bombs." Mike wiped away the cold sweat from his forehead and release a deep breath.
"What do you mean by not stepping on those bombs? They weren't completely hidden and couldn't be touched. Each bomb is linked by a meter thick but flat wire that surrounds the entire house that was supposed to activate the boom."
"You were supposed to tell us that you are returning before you truly return home." Jenny looked at him speechlessly and explained.
"My god! What are you trying to say? Are you saying that I should be dead? Are you trying to say that I should've stepped on the wire and exploded with those bombs, going to heaven, fucking those cute angels? Can't you stop saying anything related to the bomb?"
"I am right here, right in front of you, alive. So, why are you trying to kill me by over-explaining the functions of those bombs?" Hearing her words, Mike almost freaked out. He smashed his palm on his head and speaks in a fast manner.
Jenny didn't say anything. She walked near him and raised her hand.
Slap!
A power and crispy slap resounded in the hall. After slapping, Jenny released a deep breath and said "Thank god, you are alive."
Tears came out of Mike's eyes. He never felt so frustrated and confused as he was feeling right now. He almost choked "Jenny, at least tell me why are you so angry?"
The slap was so powerful that it instantly gave him enlightenment.
He felt if he receive ten slaps each day, he can cultivate Divine Ability on his own within a week.
That would be the power of a slap. Divine Slapping Technique!
"So, you finally understand huh! Tell me, did you die a virgin in your previous life?" Jenny clutched his ears and stretched them out.
"I didn't die with virginity. I broke my virginity." When he heard her words, a burning flame arises from his heart. It was as if she had caught his weak point.
"Huh! Do you remember your previous life?" Those burning flames in his eyes were the proof. She instantly realized that it was his weak point. But, she also got curious and asked.
"Ehh! How is that possible? I just wanted to tell you how can a person who fucked and win the heart of three ladies in a week be a virgin in his previous life? It's almost impossible, right?" Mike didn't expect to spill the bean. Although he doesn't know what will be the consequences if he reveals this secret, he was still cautious.
He didn't want to suffer bad luck.
"Then, tell me why on earth a guy who can win a heart of three girls in a single week would establish prostitution? Are you trying to sell us as a prostitute?" Jenny pulled his ears harder while questioning him.
"Ehh! You learned about it." Mike was surprised by her words. But suddenly, he warped his right arm around her waist and pulled her into his embrace. He lightly kissed her rosy lips for a moment. After separating his lips, he made affectionate eyes and spoke "You belong me, only me. No one has the right to take you away from me, not even me."
"I will give that eight out ten." Jenny chuckled and released his ears only to found that his ear was completely red. But surprising to her, Mike didn't make any scream or made an act while she grabbed his ears.
'Thank god, I watched romantic movies to get the girlfriend in my previous life.' Mike released a deep breath calming his heartbeat. Suddenly, an image came to his mind.
'Was that you? But it shouldn't be possible, right? How are you nowadays? Did you find a new boyfriend? Or, did you already marry someone? I don't know why but I still love you like those days.'
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Bang!
Mike lifted his hand. In an instant, the gravity control was activated. But this time, only a small hole was created below his legs. He opened his palm while facing a genderless monster on his right side. The gravitational force was released out of his palm.
The power of gravity instantly sucked the genderless monsters towards him. But suddenly, Mike's eyelids twitched and he screamed a fast jump "Jump!"
"Why the hell am I shouting? There is no one following me."
He deactivated the moment he clutched the genderless monster's neck. He pulled the monster up with him, dodging massive chunks of rocks and metals.
"Damn! This is disgusting." In the excitement to check the power of Gravity Control, he forgot to wear the gloves. His hand drowned in the disgusting and pungent drool of the monster. In mid-air, he lets go of the monster's neck.
When the monster fell below, he leaned closer and clenched his fist. Slightly activating the Gravity Control, he accelerated down while the body of the monster flew up. The moment it reached near him, he smashed his fist on the flat dark chest of the monster, slamming it on the ground.
Bang! Puff!
The monster smashed on the ground and blasted like a balloon. The Gravity Control was activated, sucking in the Nether Energy. He used the system to store the Nether Energy in meantime. Mike took out a scarlet potion while he was landing on the ground.
The moment he landed on the ground, those remaining monsters instantly rushed towards him. The power of collision had already startled other monsters. So, he instantly opened the lid and dropped the scarlet potion on the ground.
The moment the entire potion dropped to the ground, a scarlet circular rune emerged with a cloud of red smoke. There were four triangles, with each pointing at a certain inner area of the circular rune. Mike turned around and gushed away like a cannonball.
His single step on the ground was enough to create three inches deep hole. When those monsters arrived in that area, they found something else. There were twelve skeletons. These were humanoid skeletons with the height of a meter only.
Each skeleton was equipped with a bone shield and a bone sword. It was Undead Summoning Potion that he bought due to his curiosity. When Mike turned his head back and saw a dozen skeletons holding a bone sword and shield fighting against a monster, his jaw almost hit the ground.
He thought these skeletons would be powerful to delay the monsters and gather more monsters in one place but when he saw the monster breaking the bone shield in a single strike, he felt speechless. Still, these skeletons succeed in attracting the hordes of genderless monsters.
It was enough for him. Not to mention, he didn't use most of his ability energy. While running back, he muttered "Cheap products are really bad. Next time, I should spend more bronze coins to buy higher rank Undead Summoning Potion."
"The person who has awakened necromancy innate ability should be earning gold. With this kind of potion, why would you even need an army? But first...… This smell is killing me. This time I can't wash my hands in ten-second no matter which hand-wash I use. This time, I must wash my hand for an entire minute."
While cursing the genderless monster, he reached the home.
Now, time to wash my hand.
Wash your hand, wash your hand, clean and neat, no escape, and no cheat. He didn't open the door instead walked towards the tap behind the house.
After he spent a full minute washing his hand, he finally entered the room. Just like the morning, he saw Luke, Lucas, Jenny, and Sunny sitting on the couch. Seeing them resting like this made him a little angry.
I just went out almost attracting buildings within me, risking my life, covering my hands in that disgusting drool. And, they are resting on a couch as nothing happened.
They should at least lay out the booms around the area.
But suddenly, a picture came to his mind. Mike was rushing towards the home with his hands covered in drool. He was in so much hurry that he only focused on a tap. Doing so, he accidentally placed his foot over a bomb.
Boom!
With a big explosion in his mind, Mike recovered from his dream.
Thank god, they are lazy. If they were hardworking people, I would be working together with dead souls, lifting soul brick, and constructing soul houses.
Indeed, lazy people are best. They never do anything unless they are instructed.
"Umm, let's go out and place the bomb around the house." Mike's entry had already earned their attention. He pointed his thumbs outside and spoke.
"Uhh! What do you mean by placing the bomb? Duh! We are not lazy people like you. We have already done that. Wait a minute, we have already placed the bomb and you weren't supposed to enter the house. Why are you here?" Jenny suddenly stood up in shock as she explained.
Fuck, what do you mean by that? This is my house. And, why aren't you a lazy person? More importantly, I didn't press the bomb, right? I think, they placed the bombs in a different areas, keeping a certain distance between each.
Wait a minute, something exploded. Was it not my imagination?
"Did you place the time bomb?" Mike shouted as his eyes almost popped out. The cold sweat appeared on his forehead.
"Of course not! There is not a single time bomb. And, why would we place a time bomb in such a short distance? We have placed those bombs nearly five hundred meters away from."
"Those bombs do not cover much area during explosion but the firepower is extremely powerful. So, we placed each bomb with a distance of twenty meters." Jenny shook her head and explained.
"Thank god, I didn't step on any of those bombs." Mike wiped away the cold sweat from his forehead and release a deep breath.
"What do you mean by not stepping on those bombs? They weren't completely hidden and couldn't be touched. Each bomb is linked by a meter thick but flat wire that surrounds the entire house that was supposed to activate the boom."
"You were supposed to tell us that you are returning before you truly return home." Jenny looked at him speechlessly and explained.
"My god! What are you trying to say? Are you saying that I should be dead? Are you trying to say that I should've stepped on the wire and exploded with those bombs, going to heaven, fucking those cute angels? Can't you stop saying anything related to the bomb?"
"I am right here, right in front of you, alive. So, why are you trying to kill me by over-explaining the functions of those bombs?" Hearing her words, Mike almost freaked out. He smashed his palm on his head and speaks in a fast manner.
Jenny didn't say anything. She walked near him and raised her hand.
Slap!
A power and crispy slap resounded in the hall. After slapping, Jenny released a deep breath and said "Thank god, you are alive."
Tears came out of Mike's eyes. He never felt so frustrated and confused as he was feeling right now. He almost choked "Jenny, at least tell me why are you so angry?"
The slap was so powerful that it instantly gave him enlightenment.
He felt if he receive ten slaps each day, he can cultivate Divine Ability on his own within a week.
That would be the power of a slap. Divine Slapping Technique!
"So, you finally understand huh! Tell me, did you die a virgin in your previous life?" Jenny clutched his ears and stretched them out.
"I didn't die with virginity. I broke my virginity." When he heard her words, a burning flame arises from his heart. It was as if she had caught his weak point.
"Huh! Do you remember your previous life?" Those burning flames in his eyes were the proof. She instantly realized that it was his weak point. But, she also got curious and asked.
"Ehh! How is that possible? I just wanted to tell you how can a person who fucked and win the heart of three ladies in a week be a virgin in his previous life? It's almost impossible, right?" Mike didn't expect to spill the bean. Although he doesn't know what will be the consequences if he reveals this secret, he was still cautious.
He didn't want to suffer bad luck.
"Then, tell me why on earth a guy who can win a heart of three girls in a single week would establish prostitution? Are you trying to sell us as a prostitute?" Jenny pulled his ears harder while questioning him.
"Ehh! You learned about it." Mike was surprised by her words. But suddenly, he warped his right arm around her waist and pulled her into his embrace. He lightly kissed her rosy lips for a moment. After separating his lips, he made affectionate eyes and spoke "You belong me, only me. No one has the right to take you away from me, not even me."
"I will give that eight out ten." Jenny chuckled and released his ears only to found that his ear was completely red. But surprising to her, Mike didn't make any scream or made an act while she grabbed his ears.
'Thank god, I watched romantic movies to get the girlfriend in my previous life.' Mike released a deep breath calming his heartbeat. Suddenly, an image came to his mind.
'Was that you? But it shouldn't be possible, right? How are you nowadays? Did you find a new boyfriend? Or, did you already marry someone? I don't know why but I still love you like those days.'
Bang!Mike lifted his hand. In an instant, the gravity control was activated. But this time, only a small hole was created below his legs. He opened his palm while facing a genderless monster on his right side. The gravitational force was released out of his palm.The power of gravity instantly sucked the genderless monsters towards him. But suddenly, Mike's eyelids twitched and he screamed a fast jump "Jump!""Why the hell am I shouting? There is no one following me."He deactivated the moment he clutched the genderless monster's neck. He pulled the monster up with him, dodging massive chunks of rocks and metals."Damn! This is disgusting." In the excitement to check the power of Gravity Control, he forgot to wear the gloves. His hand drowned in the disgusting and pungent drool of the monster. In mid-air, he lets go of the monster's neck.When the monster fell below, he leaned closer and clenched his fist. Slightly activating the Gravity Control, he accelerated down while the body of the monster flew up. The moment it reached near him, he smashed his fist on the flat dark chest of the monster, slamming it on the ground.Bang! Puff!The monster smashed on the ground and blasted like a balloon. The Gravity Control was activated, sucking in the Nether Energy. He used the system to store the Nether Energy in meantime. Mike took out a scarlet potion while he was landing on the ground.The moment he landed on the ground, those remaining monsters instantly rushed towards him. The power of collision had already startled other monsters. So, he instantly opened the lid and dropped the scarlet potion on the ground.The moment the entire potion dropped to the ground, a scarlet circular rune emerged with a cloud of red smoke. There were four triangles, with each pointing at a certain inner area of the circular rune. Mike turned around and gushed away like a cannonball.His single step on the ground was enough to create three inches deep hole. When those monsters arrived in that area, they found something else. There were twelve skeletons. These were humanoid skeletons with the height of a meter only.Each skeleton was equipped with a bone shield and a bone sword. It was Undead Summoning Potion that he bought due to his curiosity. When Mike turned his head back and saw a dozen skeletons holding a bone sword and shield fighting against a monster, his jaw almost hit the ground.He thought these skeletons would be powerful to delay the monsters and gather more monsters in one place but when he saw the monster breaking the bone shield in a single strike, he felt speechless. Still, these skeletons succeed in attracting the hordes of genderless monsters.It was enough for him. Not to mention, he didn't use most of his ability energy. While running back, he muttered "Cheap products are really bad. Next time, I should spend more bronze coins to buy higher rank Undead Summoning Potion.""The person who has awakened necromancy innate ability should be earning gold. With this kind of potion, why would you even need an army? But first... This smell is killing me. This time I can't wash my hands in ten-second no matter which hand-wash I use. This time, I must wash my hand for an entire minute."While cursing the genderless monster, he reached the home.Now, time to wash my hand.Wash your hand, wash your hand, clean and neat, no escape, and no cheat. He didn't open the door instead walked towards the tap behind the house.After he spent a full minute washing his hand, he finally entered the room. Just like the morning, he saw Luke, Lucas, Jenny, and Sunny sitting on the couch. Seeing them resting like this made him a little angry.I just went out almost attracting buildings within me, risking my life, covering my hands in that disgusting drool. And, they are resting on a couch as nothing happened.They should at least lay out the booms around the area.But suddenly, a picture came to his mind. Mike was rushing towards the home with his hands covered in drool. He was in so much hurry that he only focused on a tap. Doing so, he accidentally placed his foot over a bomb.Boom!With a big explosion in his mind, Mike recovered from his dream.Thank god, they are lazy. If they were hardworking people, I would be working together with dead souls, lifting soul brick, and constructing soul houses.Indeed, lazy people are best. They never do anything unless they are instructed."Umm, let's go out and place the bomb around the house." Mike's entry had already earned their attention. He pointed his thumbs outside and spoke."Uhh! What do you mean by placing the bomb? Duh! We are not lazy people like you. We have already done that. Wait a minute, we have already placed the bomb and you weren't supposed to enter the house. Why are you here?" Jenny suddenly stood up in shock as she explained.Fuck, what do you mean by that? This is my house. And, why aren't you a lazy person? More importantly, I didn't press the bomb, right? I think, they placed the bombs in a different areas, keeping a certain distance between each.Wait a minute, something exploded. Was it not my imagination?"Did you place the time bomb?" Mike shouted as his eyes almost popped out. The cold sweat appeared on his forehead."Of course not! There is not a single time bomb. And, why would we place a time bomb in such a short distance? We have placed those bombs nearly five hundred meters away from.""Those bombs do not cover much area during explosion but the firepower is extremely powerful. So, we placed each bomb with a distance of twenty meters." Jenny shook her head and explained."Thank god, I didn't step on any of those bombs." Mike wiped away the cold sweat from his forehead and release a deep breath."What do you mean by not stepping on those bombs? They weren't completely hidden and couldn't be touched. Each bomb is linked by a meter thick but flat wire that surrounds the entire house that was supposed to activate the boom.""You were supposed to tell us that you are returning before you truly return home." Jenny looked at him speechlessly and explained."My god! What are you trying to say? Are you saying that I should be dead? Are you trying to say that I should've stepped on the wire and exploded with those bombs, going to heaven, fucking those cute angels? Can't you stop saying anything related to the bomb?""I am right here, right in front of you, alive. So, why are you trying to kill me by over-explaining the functions of those bombs?" Hearing her words, Mike almost freaked out. He smashed his palm on his head and speaks in a fast manner.Jenny didn't say anything. She walked near him and raised her hand.Slap!A power and crispy slap resounded in the hall. After slapping, Jenny released a deep breath and said "Thank god, you are alive."Tears came out of Mike's eyes. He never felt so frustrated and confused as he was feeling right now. He almost choked "Jenny, at least tell me why are you so angry?"The slap was so powerful that it instantly gave him enlightenment.He felt if he receive ten slaps each day, he can cultivate Divine Ability on his own within a week.That would be the power of a slap. Divine Slapping Technique!"So, you finally understand huh! Tell me, did you die a virgin in your previous life?" Jenny clutched his ears and stretched them out."I didn't die with virginity. I broke my virginity." When he heard her words, a burning flame arises from his heart. It was as if she had caught his weak point."Huh! Do you remember your previous life?" Those burning flames in his eyes were the proof. She instantly realized that it was his weak point. But, she also got curious and asked."Ehh! How is that possible? I just wanted to tell you how can a person who fucked and win the heart of three ladies in a week be a virgin in his previous life? It's almost impossible, right?" Mike didn't expect to spill the bean. Although he doesn't know what will be the consequences if he reveals this secret, he was still cautious.He didn't want to suffer bad luck."Then, tell me why on earth a guy who can win a heart of three girls in a single week would establish prostitution? Are you trying to sell us as a prostitute?" Jenny pulled his ears harder while questioning him."Ehh! You learned about it." Mike was surprised by her words. But suddenly, he warped his right arm around her waist and pulled her into his embrace. He lightly kissed her rosy lips for a moment. After separating his lips, he made affectionate eyes and spoke "You belong me, only me. No one has the right to take you away from me, not even me.""I will give that eight out ten." Jenny chuckled and released his ears only to found that his ear was completely red. But surprising to her, Mike didn't make any scream or made an act while she grabbed his ears.'Thank god, I watched romantic movies to get the girlfriend in my previous life.' Mike released a deep breath calming his heartbeat. Suddenly, an image came to his mind.'Was that you? But it shouldn't be possible, right? How are you nowadays? Did you find a new boyfriend? Or, did you already marry someone? I don't know why but I still love you like those days.'
