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YOUR SAN VALUE IS ZERO - Chapter 226

Published at 24th of February 2023 05:42:36 PM


Chapter 226: The mental journey of "Little Hanpi"

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"Little Hanpi" held a small shovel in his hand, and stood majestically in front of a group of players such as [Turbo Duck].

After a few weeks of fighting, it is now also a dog with entry-level strength.

If he returned to his former tribe, he would be treated like a kobold brave.

The neighboring Pug Kobold "Achun" and Teddy Kobold "Little Wave" will definitely be impressed by its mighty body.

Let it wrap its arms around its waist and stick out its tongue for a while, "Abaabaaaba~"

Fantasizing about that wonderful scene, "Little Hanpi" couldn't help but burst into tears.

It's a pity that "Achun" and "Xiao Langhua" have gone to another world, and the two worlds of dogs and ghosts are separated forever.

But the man's ambition is everywhere, and now that he has an immortal body, he can't just be limited to "Achun" and "Little Wave" in the village.

There may be "A Hua" and "Xiao Lang Pi" waiting for me outside.

Today, "Xiao Han Pi" is going to see what kind of monster dares to block the master's way with bold words.

It stood at the forefront with its head held high, but because it was too short, it couldn't see the current situation in Victor County.

[Turbo Boost Duck] Happy to wipe the sword of happiness.

Both [Shui Shui] and [Hell's Cook] were pulled over by him to participate in the battle to regain Victor County.

With the goddess in his heart beside him, he was a little more excited even though he was already optimistic.

But from [Shui Shui]'s point of view, [Turbo Duck] who laughs every day gives people a silly feeling.

It is very different from the image of a male **** in her heart.

But seeing that his strength has already reached the entry-level eighth level, it is difficult to form a temporary team with him to make some contributions.

At the beginning of the battle, "Xiaohanpi" obeyed the order of [Turbo Duck] and took the lead.

It was usually regarded as a group pet, but because there were too many players and it was too short, it was accidentally kicked down by a nearby player who was rushing forward, and then it was trampled crazily.

Fortunately, its strength has risen to the entry-level level, and there are no major problems after these few steps.

[Turbo Duck] Convinced the "little fool" in the crowd.

"Little Hanpi" had mmp in his heart and a smile on his face.



Just when it was about to stand up to meet the enemy, a group of huge rushing waves rushed towards the player.

The appearance of natural enemies made it feel fear from the genetic level.

no! no! I was trampled so hard just now that I can't get up now.

Definitely not because of cowardice.

If he hadn't been knocked down and trampled on just now, he would have rushed up to fight those wolves.

"Little Hanpi" supported the ground with a shovel, barely standing up tremblingly.

Then he looked at [Turbo Boost Duck] with eyes full of powerlessness.

It expresses the thoughts and feelings that he wants to serve the master, but his body is trampled and he is powerless.

[Turbo Duck] I feel distressed, I never expected this to happen.

He lifted the "Little Hanpi", put his legs on his shoulders, and pulled out his hair with both hands.

He stroked the dog's head and said:

""Little fool", it's okay! Our two swords match each other~ You are responsible for attacking the top three lanes of monsters, and I will attack the bottom three lanes. "





"Little Hanpi" lay on top of [Turbo Duck], staring blankly at Ben Lang in front of him.

The Benlang, who is more than 1.8 meters tall, opened his mouth just enough to bite the upper body of a human.

Then lying on top of the master's head, wouldn't he be in the best position for the opponent to bite.

Before it ran on the ground, at least it could escape when threatened.

Even if he is noticed, he is not even qualified to be a Benlang snack with his own size. The opponent will at most use his claws to slap him away, and he will not bite directly.

Now it's all right, being carried on top of the head by the master.

If Benlang opened his mouth to bite at his master, he could serve as a side gift to accompany his master to feed Benlang.

Behind 【Turbo Duck】, followed by a slime suicide squad.

These special slimes are filled with substances that can independently ferment flammable ammonia gas. The slimes wrap their bodies around them, and as long as they are ignited, they can cause huge damage.

[Hell's Chef] The story of cultivating this kind of slime begins with Du Wei's troubles due to urban sanitation problems.

As the number of players increased, Du Wei began to plan public health facilities.

But with the current level and resources at Du Wei's hand, only the simplest public toilets can be built.

It is the kind of special public toilet in the 1980s and 1990s that can be used by people squatting on the septic tank dug deep below and opening directly on the top.

Of course, it is still used in some remote villages and even small towns.

But Du Wei didn't have a manure pumping tool, and he didn't have the ability to allow players to start large-scale civil engineering projects and build a complete set of underground pipelines for Vig City.

Everyone came here to play games, so how could anyone be willing to do that kind of dirty work.

As for farming and construction players, their goal is to build skyscrapers and wonders of the world, not sewer repairmen.

The public toilets initially solved part of the environmental sanitation problems, and also made many older players feel like dreaming back to the 1980s and 1990s.

But the good times didn't last long. After the number of players exceeded 30,000, the mid-world towns without an urban circulation system began to become dirty and messy.

The number of public toilets is too small to meet the needs of players. Fortunately, the slime of [Hell's Cook] has appeared.

After eating the plants with elemental energy, they began to look for other edible elemental energy.

Then it was discovered that the excrement of the players also contained a small amount of elemental energy.

[Hell's Cook] At first, she didn't notice the changes in the slimes, but felt that they were getting yellower and yellower, with a slight smell.

Until one evening, she saw several slimes eating and drinking around the public toilet.

Out of curiosity, [Hell's Cook] quietly went over to check, and then saw a horrifying scene. Slime was looking at her with yellow sauce dripping from his mouth.

[Hell's Cook], who realized what these things were eating, quickly distanced themselves from them.

Seeing movement here, a player holding a torch came over to check the situation ~www.mtlnovel.com~ Then a scene that [Hell's Chef] will never forget happened.

The instant the flame touched the yellow **** lime, it exploded.

In the past, I only heard that some bears would stick firecrackers in cow dung and ignite them, and send a big gift to the neighbors around them.

That kind of hearsay did not touch [Hell's Cook] strongly.

Now that she saw it with her own eyes, she knew how disgusting this kind of behavior was, and how much this kind of brat deserved to be beaten.

But this inspired Du Wei, not only can clean up the dirt in the town, but also can be used as a bomb.

【Hell Cook】Received a special task from Du Wei, she initially refused, but after seeing all kinds of optional rewards, she still succumbed to Du Wei's money offensive.

Even if she doesn't use those rewards herself, if she sells them on the market, she can exchange them for valuable Blue Star Coins.

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