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I Can’t Be Sword God - Chapter 355

Published at 10th of April 2023 08:16:32 AM


Chapter 355

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355 Huaxu’s most handsome man in 500 years, Lao Ai

“Swish-”

A shout came from the dark, followed by a muffled sound of fists colliding.

Boom-

A huge figure crashed onto the ground, and the solid ground of the second layer of the secret realm actually cracked.

Upon closer inspection, the figure looked like an armored flood Dragon that glowed with an evil red light! Its body was over 300 feet long!

However, just a moment ago, a tiny figure that was a few feet tall jumped into the sky and punched the head of the flood Dragon.

In the next second, the huge flood Dragon was sent flying horizontally and smashed into the ground.

The tiny figure looked down from the sky.

The flood Dragon wailed and struggled on the spot. After letting out a few long Dragon roars, its body completely stopped twisting and then collapsed!

Bang-

The black light spots that filled the sky dispersed, leaving only a blood light spot.

This punch had actually killed the flood Dragon!

“Hahaha.”

After a burst of laughter, an extremely domineering voice slowly said, ” “I told you not to fight me head-on. I’m injured, but you’re losing your life!”

The one who had killed the Dragon with this punch was none other than the Chu family’s young master, Chu Xiangyu, who had an innate Overlord body.

It was domineering and incited the great sui.

After posing for a while, Chu Xiangyu flew down and collected the blood demon crystal.

One could see that there was also a large package hanging behind him, which was filled with dazzling blood demon crystals.

He continued to walk forward, and before long, he suddenly heard footsteps coming from the opposite side.

Just as Chu Xiangyu clenched his fists, he was surprised to see Li Chu’s figure walking out from the darkness.

“Daoist priest Li JR.?”

“Young master Chu?”

Li Chu was surprised too. Did they meet someone from a safer place just like that? This world wasn’t that big.

Although he had encountered Chen huagi the last time, that was because Chen huagi had used an escape technique to run all the way, so his speed was naturally incomparable to that of a normal person who had killed monsters.

If two people set out from different safe points and could meet while fighting monsters and moving forward, it could only mean that Yingying and her brother were abnormal.

Or one of them was extremely abnormal.

Of course, the Chu Xiangyu in front of him was still a mystery, so Li Chu did not approach him rashly. He only greeted him.

“It’s quite a coincidence,”

“Yup,”

Chu Xiangyu glanced at Li Chu and saw that he seemed to be carrying a package in his left hand.

Although his Kasaya was quite big, it was still slightly smaller than his own.

“Did little Daoist priest Li’s harvest not be good?” he asked.

“Yes, my luck today is average.” yes! Li Chu nodded and said, ” I’ve encountered at least ten strong evils, but none of them had a blood-bursting demonic crystal.

I’ve never heard of a Pixiu before. Chu Xiangyu laughed, then he suddenly thought of something and raised his eyes, ” “You didn’t kill a human, did you?”

“I don’t think so.” Li Chu shook his head. they’re all lurking in the dark and would attack me when I pass by. Be it their behavior or aura, they’re no different from the evil.

“That’s good, hehe.” do you want to come over? ” Chu Xiangyu asked. it’s almost time, I’m about to light the blood demon crystal.

“It’s fine, I still have friends over there.” Li Chu rejected her flatly.

“Alright,” he said. Chu Xiangyu didn’t say much and just waved his hand.

Both parties returned to their original routes.

Since he had already seen people in this direction, it meant that there was no way there would be any evil if he continued walking.

The two of them weren’t too obsessed with forming a group. After all, only the weak would be happy to have a group.

Like a certain black-robed guard surnamed Chen.

The truly powerful ones would think that they would get a share of the blood demon crystals if someone else came with them.

Besides, Li Chu was also very concerned about others snatching his kill.

Chu Xiangyu had asked Li Chu for help at a high price, mainly to obtain the right to receive the Golden Phoenix in the first layer of the secret realm. In his mind, it would be more reliable to enter the Huaxu projection himself.

As for Li Chu not accepting his invitation, in his opinion, it was understandable that he wanted to get off work.

He weighed the heavy luggage in his hand and smiled. It seemed that he would be the one to enter the third level of the secret plane this time.

Moreover, there was news that Huaxu’s projection had undergone great changes. Men were no longer unable to do anything, and they could instead stir up trouble.

He still had to fight for that treasure himself.

……

Li Chu returned to the safe spot and placed the small cloth bag on the ground.

The most eye-catching thing was that there were three large bags next to the small cloth bag.

That’s right, Li Chu had already returned three times. Every time, he would go in the same direction and kill the evils until he ran into other people who were safe.

When he met Chu Xiangyu, it was only his fourth trip.

What he said was not wrong. The blood magic crystals he got this time were indeed ordinary, but it was only compared to what he got last time.

It’s too late to go in this direction, many of the evils have been killed. Li Chu said.

“It’s fine,” so many blood magic crystals, ” elder du said with a smile. it’s enough for us to enter the Huaxu projection.

“Yup,” “I always win when I’m working for Daoist Li JR.,” Zhao liangchen laughed awkwardly.”I’m a little embarrassed.”

“We’re all friends.” Li Chu smiled nonchalantly.

In fact, he did prefer teammates who won peacefully and didn’t steal kills. For example, the passerby Niu SANDAO who had lined up the last time insisted on following him out to add more scenes, so he had to waste time taking care of him.

Zhao liangchen was calm.

He could earn money by lying down. The only difficulty was to overcome his sense of shame. Such a good thing was not allowed by law.

Elder du chuckled. He looked a little excited and even rubbed his hands.

“Last time, Chen Huaiji told me that Huaxu’s projection was like heaven on earth. As soon as he entered, he was in a Palace full of women. He dealt with beautiful women all day long, and there were almost no men. I’m really curious to see it for myself, and I don’t know if I’ll have the luck to do so.”

Li Chu thought for a while and said, ” “There’s no problem with that, but …”

After hesitating for a while, he decided not to directly expose old DU’s fantasy.

He would understand it later anyway.

“Be careful not to hurt your eyes later.” He gave the little koi a special reminder.

“En!” The little koi fish nodded, then widened its eyes in anticipation of what would happen next.

Li Chu flicked his hand and threw all the blood demon crystals into it.

Boom–

Although the amount this time was not as much as the last time, it was about the same. At least, the shocking effect was about the same when the flame rose into the sky.

In an instant, more than a dozen safety spots were illuminated by the sun-like radiance.

Suddenly, there were the wails of evil spirits, cries of surprise, and vaguely, there seemed to be a domineering ” what the f * ck “?

Under those shocked gazes, a strong white light descended from the sky and enveloped the four people by the fire.

……

After the last time, Li Chu was quite familiar with the projection this time. Before he opened his eyes, he was prepared to not be surprised by anything he saw.

However, after opening his eyes, he was still a little surprised.

It was not because the scene in front of him had changed, but because the scene in front of him had not changed.

A fire pit was making a crackling sound in the open space.

Next to the fire was a small face with big, bright eyes. Although her hairstyle had changed a little and she had some more gorgeous hair accessories, her face and ahoge remained the same.

It was the little koi fish.

“Eh?” The little koi fish also let out a cry of surprise. didn’t they say that we would be separated into different characters after the projection? How did we end up together again?”

“I think he was lucky.” Li Chu quickly accepted this setting.

He then reminded the little koi fish,’think about who you are, where you are, and what you are doing. Let’s try to feel if there’s any mission guidance.”

“Alright,” he said. The little koi fish obediently closed its eyes.

Li Chu also sank into his sea of consciousness and began to sort out the complicated information.

This was indeed Huaxu country, but it was no longer the Huaxu country that they used to be.

In history, Huaxu should have been destroyed in that catastrophe, but in the last Huaxu projection, Li Chu destroyed the root of the chaos and saved Huaxu.

Therefore, the Huaxu projection continued in a direction that no one knew.

Now, it had been five hundred years since the catastrophe.

“Eh?”

Li Chu frowned. He realized that some things had not changed.

For example, he was Lao Ai, the most handsome man in Huaxu country 500 years later.

AI ~~

Li Chu sighed.

Why can’t I get rid of this title?

He was a little annoyed.

Of course, some things had changed. Now, he was called li sanzhao.

This strange name had puzzled him for a while, but he soon remembered why it was called that.

Because he had two older brothers, the eldest was called li zhaomei, and the second was called li zaizhao, so he was called li sanzhao. There was also a younger brother, li juezhao.

After giving birth to four children, there was no more. At this point, his mother divorced his father because she could not give birth to any girls, and kicked his father and four children out of the house.

Their father, a weak man, was all alone. He had raised four boys and had a taste of the bitterness of life.

In Huaxu country, if there was anything sadder than an old single man, it would be an old single man with a child.

Fortunately, their days were gradually getting better.

Especially li sanzhao, after he grew up to be the most handsome man in Huaxu country, countless women rushed to give him money. Although many of them had ill intentions, he had never been taken advantage of and had a good life.

After all, in this world, a man’s fate was 70% determined by his looks and 30% by his hard work.

It was a peaceful time, but the day before yesterday, the little princess of Huaxu state suddenly came to the door and said that she wanted to draw a portrait of li sanzhao.

The little princess was the emperor’s most beloved daughter. She was lively, talented, and obsessed with painting, especially portraits. The men she wrote were all handsome and charming.

Li sanzhao naturally did not dare to disobey the little princess’s request.

Who knew that he would get into trouble.

In the last 100 years, there was a trend of ” strong men ” in Huaxu country, calling all the men in the country to unite and fight against the oppression of the mother family, discrimination, and injustice.

The reason why women were stronger than men was that women could cultivate Huaxu Sutra while men couldn’t, so women were stronger than men.

A few years ago, there was a magical recipe that could make talented men practice the Huaxu Sutra.

Once the man became stronger, his resistance gradually became more intense. The rebels gradually formed a party and established the “Southwall sect,” which often carried out violent activities.

The little princess’s trip this time had been leaked by someone, and the Southwall sect had moved at the sight of the wind and actually launched a surprise attack on the little princess ‘team.

Li sanzhao and the little princess fled to the vast mountains.

“……”

Li Chu was silent for a while.

It turned out that the situation in Huaxu country had become so complicated after being saved.

The little koi fish opened its eyes and chuckled. “This place is really good.”

“Can you sense your mission?” Li Chu asked.

“No, I didn’t.” The little koi fish shook his head. how does it feel? ”

“If I didn’t feel it, it probably hasn’t been triggered yet.” Li Chu said.

His last mission had only appeared after he had heard people mention the relevant information, so it was probably necessary to trigger it.

“Then what do we do now?” The little koi fish asked in confusion.

Li Chu thought for a moment and said, ” “We should first settle the matter at hand, Yingluo.”

Just a moment ago, he used his heart to scan the surroundings and discovered that countless black shadows had quietly surrounded him.

Hu hu hu!

Sure enough, in the next second, a fire lit up, and a group of men in tattered clothes rushed out from the surrounding trees and rocks, surrounding the two.

“I caught him!”

“Hahaha! I’ve found them!”

“Let them die!”

“……”

All sorts of loud yells rang out. A group of men waved their torches, their faces ferocious.

Li Chu’s gaze was solemn.

Although he had a few ways to escape with the little koi, he was not in a hurry. After all, he had to come into contact with more things in order to trigger the mission.

“What are you guys doing, Yingying?”

The little koi fish was slow to accept the memories in its mind and was still in a daze. When it saw Li Chu’s expression, it was so frightened that it immediately moved closer to Li Chu.

“We’re going to execute you by a thousand cuts, you stinky woman who is hostile to men!” Someone in the crowd shouted.

“I didn’t!” The little koi fish’s eyes widened and he explained, ” “I’ve always been good to men.”

you only treat handsome men well. You’re simply lusting after their beauty. You have no good intentions! Someone else shouted.

“Evidence! This is your painting!”

Someone shouted as he lifted a painting. In the painting, a handsome man was bending over to plow the land, sweating.

“What’s wrong with this painting?” The little koi fish asked weakly, ” isn’t the drawing very nice? ”

“It’s just that the drawing is too good!” “You’re obviously discriminating against ugly men!” Someone roared.

“Ah?” The little koi fish was stunned.

“And why is the person in the painting bending over? This posture is clearly from a perverted woman’s perspective!” “You could’ve drawn it differently!” Someone else shouted.

“What?” The little koi fish was dumbfounded.

“Also, when the envoy from the neighboring country asked you what kind of husband you wanted to find, you actually said Yingluo, you evil thief, you actually said you wanted to find a virtuous man! I’m so angry, you actually dare to mention ‘virtuous’. ” One of them pointed at her and scolded her.

“What?” The little koi fish did not feel good.

Li Chu stood up when he saw that the crowd was furious and the little koi was about to be surrounded by Angry Men.

He raised his hand and said,”everyone calm down, I’ll say something fair ..”

“Shut up! You are a traitor to men!”

Before he could say anything, he was stopped.

you’re so handsome and dressed so handsomely. You’re obviously seducing women! Someone else shouted.

“He just wants to be a slave to women!”

“Bah!”

Li Chu fell silent.

On one hand, he was confused by the unfriendly logic of these people. On the other hand, he had also sensed that something was about to come out of the mountain.

Boom-

Li Chu’s senses were on point.

After a few breaths, the mountain suddenly began to shake. Huge rocks rolled down like rain, and demonic Qi surged.

BOOM!

A mountain peak exploded into pieces!

“Roar!”

With a furious roar, a black shadow suddenly rushed out from the exploded mountain peak! It seemed to be heading towards the crowd!

Looking at its might, once it landed, it was likely that everyone present would not be able to escape!

Boom–

At this critical moment, Li Chu raised his finger, and a fiery meteor flew out, killing the pitch-black demonic shadow in one blow.

It was like a firework had bloomed in the sky.

“……”

In just a short moment, the earth trembled, the mountains exploded, the demonic shadow appeared, and the Suan ni was killed with one strike.

Everything seemed to be fast-forwarded.

But for those who were in it, the fear was real.

Li Chu kept his pure yang sword and looked around.

The surroundings suddenly fell silent.

After a pause, the voice gradually sounded again.

“I still have soup on the stove at home, I’ll go first, Yingluo.”

“It’s the middle of the night, I have to send the child to school, Yingluo.”

“Wait for me. My father died three years ago. I have to go back and bury him.”

“……”

“Wait,” Li Chu said softly.

All the people who wanted to escape stopped in their tracks.

Li Chu’s gaze swept over and saw the faces of the fire fiends smiling or avoiding him. He nodded slightly.

This was the world that he was familiar with and was extremely friendly.





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