Chapter 5
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“Come on, let’s go”
“”Yes!””
Today is my 5th birthday. I’m supposed to go to the church today. The reason is so I’ll be able to see my status for the first time there. It seems that ordinary children can’t help but look forward to it, but I already know mine, so I’m not looking forward to it. We got on a carriage and we went to the church.
“Adolfo-sama, we’ve been expecting you”
“Please attend to these two.”
“Understood”
I was already taught how to do it, so I knelt in front of the image of the gods and prayed. Looking at the image of the goddess in the middle, it seems that she’s a pretty important god. Should I treat her more politely?
“”Thank you very much””
“No. Please come again.”
The task was just to pray, so it ended early.
“Hurry up! Show me your status!”
“Mother. Let’s take a look at it when we get home.”
“Well, alright …”
I soothe my sometimes childish mother. And in the meantime, I disguised my skills and titles.
“Hurry up and show me your status!”
“Okay!”
I’ve been researching it, so I know the average, but I don’t know the level of my family, so it’s helpful for Sophie to show hers first.
“Status open!”
[Name] Sophia Adolfo
[Race] Human race
[Age] 5
[Level] 1
[HP] 30/30
[MP] 50/50
[Attack] 9
[Defense] 9
[Agility] 9
[Magic Attack] 17
[Magic Defense] 16
[Intelligence] 17
【skill】
・ Arithmetic Lv.2 ・ Etiquette Lv.2 ・ Stealth Lv.1
【title】
・ Natural talent
“Wow! Wow! Sophie is so suited for magic!”
“………”
Sad news. I’m losing out on status totals to my sister…
I mean, 60 is the average total value from attack to intelligence, but she’s lightly exceeding it as a matter of course…
And what the hell? What’s with that “Natural talent”? I want it too! I’m sure she’s been stalking me for a while now, so she acquired the stealth skill.
“Okay next zero!”
“understood…”
“Status open …”
[Name] Zeros Adolfo
[Race] Human race
[Age] 5
[Level] 1
[HP] 40/40
[MP] 40/40
[Attack] 14
[Defense] 10
[Agility] 14
[Magic Attack] 14
[Magic Defense] 10
[Intelligence] 14
【skill】
・ Arithmetic Lv.2 《Lv.6》 ・ Etiquette Lv.2
《・ Crisis detection Lv.2 》《・Swordsmanship Lv.1》 《・Martial arts Lv.2》
・Throwing Lv.1 《Lv.3》 《・Lightning resistance Lv.1》
《・ Magic manipulationLv.2》
[Unique skill]
《・Thunder magic Lv.1》 《・High-speed reflex Lv.5》
《・Disguised Lv.MAX》
[Extra skills]
《・[Title] Collection》
【title】
《・Reincarnated person》
《・Rare magic user》
《・”precocious”
《・Prodigy》
《・Nine deaths and a lifetime》
《・Ikki Tousen》
《・Insect killer》
“………”
“Mother?”
My mother froze while looking at my status.
I disguised my skills by referring to Sophie’s status. And my mother told Sophie that it was very rare to have a title at this age, so I disguised all the titles. She shouldn’t be able to see the parts surrounded by >. I’m checking if I hid it properly, but it should be okay …
“You !!!”
“eh!?”
My mother hurriedly went to call my father. I can only be depressed. Sophie is smiling at me. So cute…
“What!”
“Zero! Show your status to Graham!”
“Yes …”
By the way, Graham is my father’s name. I don’t know what’s going on, but I made up my mind and showed him my status.
“You…you …”
“Huh…?”
“Well done! My son!”
“Wha!”
I was suddenly held in his arms and lifted up, so I let out a strange voice.
“I’m glad. Zero ni-san !!”
What the hell is going on …
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“Come on, let’s go”
“”Yes!””
Today is my 5th birthday. I’m supposed to go to the church today. The reason is so I’ll be able to see my status for the first time there. It seems that ordinary children can’t help but look forward to it, but I already know mine, so I’m not looking forward to it. We got on a carriage and we went to the church.
“Adolfo-sama, we’ve been expecting you”
“Please attend to these two.”
“Understood”
I was already taught how to do it, so I knelt in front of the image of the gods and prayed. Looking at the image of the goddess in the middle, it seems that she’s a pretty important god. Should I treat her more politely?
“”Thank you very much””
“No. Please come again.”
The task was just to pray, so it ended early.
“Hurry up! Show me your status!”
“Mother. Let’s take a look at it when we get home.”
“Well, alright …”
I soothe my sometimes childish mother. And in the meantime, I disguised my skills and titles.
“Hurry up and show me your status!”
“Okay!”
I’ve been researching it, so I know the average, but I don’t know the level of my family, so it’s helpful for Sophie to show hers first.
“Status open!”
[Name] Sophia Adolfo
[Race] Human race
[Age] 5
[Level] 1
[HP] 30/30
[MP] 50/50
[Attack] 9
[Defense] 9
[Agility] 9
[Magic Attack] 17
[Magic Defense] 16
[Intelligence] 17
【skill】
・ Arithmetic Lv.2 ・ Etiquette Lv.2 ・ Stealth Lv.1
【title】
・ Natural talent
“Wow! Wow! Sophie is so suited for magic!”
“………”
Sad news. I’m losing out on status totals to my sister…
I mean, 60 is the average total value from attack to intelligence, but she’s lightly exceeding it as a matter of course…
And what the hell? What’s with that “Natural talent”? I want it too! I’m sure she’s been stalking me for a while now, so she acquired the stealth skill.
“Okay next zero!”
“understood…”
“Status open …”
[Name] Zeros Adolfo
[Race] Human race
[Age] 5
[Level] 1
[HP] 40/40
[MP] 40/40
[Attack] 14
[Defense] 10
[Agility] 14
[Magic Attack] 14
[Magic Defense] 10
[Intelligence] 14
【skill】
・ Arithmetic Lv.2 《Lv.6》 ・ Etiquette Lv.2
《・ Crisis detection Lv.2 》《・Swordsmanship Lv.1》 《・Martial arts Lv.2》
・Throwing Lv.1 《Lv.3》 《・Lightning resistance Lv.1》
《・ Magic manipulationLv.2》
[Unique skill]
《・Thunder magic Lv.1》 《・High-speed reflex Lv.5》
《・Disguised Lv.MAX》
[Extra skills]
《・[Title] Collection》
【title】
《・Reincarnated person》
《・Rare magic user》
《・”precocious”
《・Prodigy》
《・Nine deaths and a lifetime》
《・Ikki Tousen》
《・Insect killer》
“………”
“Mother?”
My mother froze while looking at my status.
I disguised my skills by referring to Sophie’s status. And my mother told Sophie that it was very rare to have a title at this age, so I disguised all the titles. She shouldn’t be able to see the parts surrounded by >. I’m checking if I hid it properly, but it should be okay …
“You !!!”
“eh!?”
My mother hurriedly went to call my father. I can only be depressed. Sophie is smiling at me. So cute…
“What!”
“Zero! Show your status to Graham!”
“Yes …”
By the way, Graham is my father’s name. I don’t know what’s going on, but I made up my mind and showed him my status.
“You…you …”
“Huh…?”
“Well done! My son!”
“Wha!”
I was suddenly held in his arms and lifted up, so I let out a strange voice.
“I’m glad. Zero ni-san !!”
What the hell is going on …
Come on, let's goYes!Today is my 5th birthday.I'm supposed to go to the church today.The reason is so I'll be able to see my status for the first time there.It seems that ordinary children can't help but look forward to it, but I already know mine, so I'm not looking forward to it.We got on a carriage and we went to the church.Adolfo-sama, we've been expecting youPlease attend to these two.UnderstoodI was already taught how to do it, so I knelt in front of the image of the gods and prayed.Looking at the image of the goddess in the middle, it seems that she's a pretty important god.Should I treat her more politely?Thank you very muchNo. Please come again.The task was just to pray, so it ended early.Hurry up! Show me your status!Mother. Let's take a look at it when we get home.Well, alright I soothe my sometimes childish mother.And in the meantime, I disguised my skills and titles.Hurry up and show me your status!Okay!I've been researching it, so I know the average, but I don't know the level of my family, so it's helpful for Sophie to show hers first.Status open!Name Sophia AdolfoRace Human raceAge 5Level 1HP 30/30MP 50/50Attack 9Defense 9Agility 9Magic Attack 17Magic Defense 16Intelligence 17skill Arithmetic Lv.2 Etiquette Lv.2 Stealth Lv.1title Natural talentWow! Wow! Sophie is so suited for magic!Sad news. I'm losing out on status totals to my sisterI mean, 60 is the average total value from attack to intelligence, but she's lightly exceeding it as a matter of courseAnd what the hell? What's with that Natural talent? I want it too! I'm sure she's been stalking me for a while now, so she acquired the stealth skill.Okay next zero!understoodStatus open Name Zeros AdolfoRace Human raceAge 5Level 1HP 40/40MP 40/40Attack 14Defense 10Agility 14Magic Attack 14Magic Defense 10Intelligence 14skill Arithmetic Lv.2 Lv.6 Etiquette Lv.2 Crisis detection Lv.2 Swordsmanship Lv.1 Martial arts Lv.2Throwing Lv.1 Lv.3 Lightning resistance Lv.1 Magic manipulationLv.2Unique skillThunder magic Lv.1 High-speed reflex Lv.5Disguised Lv.MAXExtra skillsTitle CollectiontitleReincarnated personRare magic userprecociousProdigyNine deaths and a lifetimeIkki TousenInsect killerMother?My mother froze while looking at my status.I disguised my skills by referring to Sophie's status.And my mother told Sophie that it was very rare to have a title at this age, so I disguised all the titles.She shouldn't be able to see the parts surrounded by .I'm checking if I hid it properly, but it should be okay You !!!eh!?My mother hurriedly went to call my father.I can only be depressed.Sophie is smiling at me.So cuteWhat!Zero! Show your status to Graham!Yes By the way, Graham is my father's name.I don't know what's going on, but I made up my mind and showed him my status.Youyou Huh?Well done! My son!Wha!I was suddenly held in his arms and lifted up, so I let out a strange voice.I'm glad. Zero ni-san !!What the hell is going on