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Published at 11th of November 2021 11:09:51 AM


Chapter 672: 672

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Jiang Nan took out a small pointer and patted it in the palm of his hand, looking around the audience!

"Before you start, let's introduce yourself!"

The small dimple jumped to the podium, tilting his head sweetly!

(◍·̀ᴗ·́◍)

"Hello everyone, my name is Little Dimple! I am Lord Silver's pet! The biggest wish is to make Lord Silver fall in love with me!"

In a word, the whole classroom was silent for an instant!

The experts and professors stared at the eyeballs, their faces were full of horror, and they almost broke their glasses!

Hiss~

Really speak, and still so fluent!

Yaoshou!

All the students were stunned. Nanshen is now more than 900 million girls' dreams? Can the spirit beasts be unable to resist the charm of this southerner?

At this moment, Xiong Er on the side spoke up!

"What's inside~ I Xiong Er! The ancestral home of Qiandao Lake, the platinum two-star black bear spirit beast, follow Nan Ge out to have a meal!"

"Today, I am teaching Nange, thank you all for joining me, thank you!"

(░′㉨`░)

Expert Professor: Σ(٥ರ口ರ)

It was Uncle Hanmao last moment, but you told me that you were a bear?

The worldview is completely shattered!

Has this bear used a few years of effort to spur the evolution of mankind for millions of years?

Hurry up and apologize to the theory of evolution!

Below An Xiaoqi waved with excitement: "Look! Look! It's my bear! Uncle Xiong! Isn't it handsome?"

Mo Tian: (≖_≖) I can’t get your points at all!

Li Chuan: Σ(|||ʘдʘ)

"No... it's impossible. Couldn't you find a beastification system spirit martial artist to dress up? What do you use to prove that it is a spirit beast?"

Jiang Nan curled his lips: "Do I need to prove it to you? The teacher is giving a lecture. The following students should not interrupt indiscriminately. Be careful when I throw you chalk with chalk!"

Li Chuan stared, his face flushed. When did the old man ever feel this anger!

[The grievance value from Li Chuan +1000! ]

Xiong Er shrugged: "I have a brain CT film, do you want to watch it? I have a spiritual bead in my head, do you have a baa?"

"Forget it! I still won't show it to you, you will definitely say that I have a tumor in my head after reading it! I will die if I have to deduct it again..."

Everyone couldn't help but laugh, this is too slippery!

At first glance, Nanshen brought it out!

Li Chuan's face turned dark when he heard the laughter next to him, so let's forget about people hitting me, and spirit beasts also hitting me?

[The grievance value from Li Chuan +1000! ]

[From...]

Jiang Nan raised his eyebrows, this little old man was quite temperamental!

Then he cleared his throat and said, "Today, the main thing is to teach you how to incubate eggs quickly!"

"As the first person in China to hatch eggs, no one knows more about hatching eggs than I do!"

Little dimple pecked rice and nodded: "The Lord Silver said everything is right!"

Jiangnan: ・ิ≖w≖・ิ✧

"For the incubation of eggs, I have summarized a complete set of incubation system, called the simulation of each body environment bionic mixed incubation method!"

The eyes of the students were bright, and their faces were amazed!

It’s so complicated. Although we don’t understand what you’re talking about, the name sounds very big!

Jiangnan: "Abbreviation: the law of the jerk!"

Xiao Chuhuo stared, and almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood!

You are a bastard!

I seriously suspect that you are swearing!

The students are suffocating crazy, is this really a lecture?

This person is obviously nonsense!

Xiao Chuhuo: "Ahem...Don't abbreviate it! Let's get to the topic directly!"

Jiang Nan was stunned: "Hey? Isn't it abbreviated? I thought about it for a long time last night, or the mdzz method will do!"

"Simulate the initials of the egg, zz means cub cub, meaning creation!"

Xia Yao: (๑˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅)ノ┳━┳Goose hahaha!

mdzz method?

Xiaonan! You are such a genius!

Are you sure this is the incubation method? Not Meow’s mental retardation?

Xiao Chuhuo covered his face: "Lecture!"

Jiang Nan was speechless, thinking for nothing all night, watching the students below look at him with blushing faces, and couldn't help but stare: "What do you think of me? Look at the textbook!"

Everyone hurriedly looked down at the textbook, Jiang Nan continued to talk, and while he was talking, he wrote on the blackboard!

"This method is mainly to artificially simulate the egg incubation environment of the spirit beast mother!"

"It takes about three months for a normal person to incubate an egg. With this method, it can be hatched in half a month to a month!"

"What do you look at when you read the textbook? Look at the blackboard!"

All students:? ? ?

Did you let us read the textbook?

But under Jiang Nan's stern gaze, he still stared at the blackboard!

Jiang Nan: "This method is personally tested by myself, and it's especially easy to use. That's how small dimples are hatched!"

The little dimple was lying on the desk and shivering, nodding her head, Lord Silver was right!

"First of all, everyone should learn from the egg incubation position!"

"What are you doing looking at the blackboard? Look at me!"

A group of students and professors: (||≖‸≖)

What do you want us to see?

I just hate not having three glasses, or I will be able to meet your requirements!

Um~ you just want to be happy!

I saw Jiang Nan stepping off the podium: "Now let's have a live demonstration! Have you brought the eggs?"

Chang made a smirk: "It is of course that I brought it, and I have carried it with me for 24 years! I can't take it down if I want it!"

A word, many people laughed!

Some girls blushed: "Bah, baah!"

Jiangnan: ꐦ・᷄ᴗ・᷅) can't take it down? I don't believe it!"

"I once succeeded in taking down someone else's! Come on, I'll help you take it, I have experience!"

Chang Fa's face will turn pale when he brushes it, his face is full of horror, and he shook his head frantically. Nanshen Absolutely can do this thing!

Originally wanted to tease Nanshen, but did you come here for real?

Jiang Nan rolled his eyes and said, "Bring your egg over and show you everyone!"

Chang Fa only breathed a sigh of relief and walked to the front holding a fiery red egg!

Seeing Jiang Nan laid a mat on the ground, he said: "The mothers of spirit beasts are all sitting on eggs and hatched, and humans can't do it!"

"So cover the egg as much as possible, and let the egg feel the warmth from you!"

Chang got excited and said: "What am I going to do?"

Jiangnan: (՞ٹ՞) You will know soon!

One minute later!

Chang Fa lay on the mat in the posture of "●| ̄o|_", and he put the pet egg in his arms, his face turned black into briquettes!

Ahhhhhhhh!

This ghost pose is a bit too shame, right?

Still in front of so many people!

And this action is very insecure, I feel a chill on my back!

I always feel like someone wants to pierce me!

The rest of the students are madly happy, do you want to incubate like this?

"Teacher Jiang, I... can I get up?"

Jiang Nan looked back and patted a pointer on Houqiu's Changfa: "Get down, or you might bring three, but only one will go back!"

Frequently issued: (*꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ)

I shouldn't be cheap!

At this moment, someone raised his hand and said, "Southern God, can this speed up the incubation of eggs?"

Jiang Nan smiled and said: "This is just the basic posture, the most important thing is to simulate the incubation environment of the pet egg!"

"Show me what kind of eggs you are!"

The students sitting in the front row took out their soul pet eggs one after another, most of them were red in color!

"It's a flaming chicken! Fire-attributed spirit beasts, we have all been hatched for half a month, and there is no movement!"

"South God asks for advice, we also want to see the little guy born soon!"

"Can your method really speed up the incubation? Three months of incubation is too long!"

Jiang Nan was startled: "Han Ling Ji?"

Can this egg hatch the Flame Fairy?

Li Chuan sneered and said, "Yanling Chicken, a bird family, the lowest adult body is also a gold level!"

"The incubation period is 49 days! The incubation temperature is 700±20 degrees, a bionic simulation? A joke! How can the human body reach this temperature except for the fire-type spirit martial artist?"

"I think you are just being blind..."

Before Li Chuan finished speaking, Jiang Nan raised his hand and popped a piece of chalk, which hit Li Chuan's head with great precision!

He raised his neck and his glasses were crooked!

"This classmate, remember to raise your hand before speaking. Don't disturb classroom discipline. Has the teacher ever taught you?"

Li Chuan:! ! !

Hit me? How dare you hit me with chalk?

[The grievance value from Li Chuan +1000! ]

[From Li Chuan...]

Angrily said with a smile: "Okay! I want to see how you hatched the Yanling Chicken!"

Jiang Nan smiled brilliantly: "Then I will reluctantly show it to everyone!"

All the students couldn't help but get excited, holding their own flame spirit eggs, they are very precious!

It looks like a total of fifty or sixty!

Jiang Nan carried a small hand on his back: "The human body really cannot reach this temperature, but people move to live, and trees move to die!"

"The biggest difference between humans and beasts is that they can use their brains and use tools!"

[The grievance value from Qin Shou is +1000! ]

Give lectures when you lecture!

Why are you scolding me?

When Jiang Nan raised his hand, he took out a huge iron pot with a diameter of three meters from the different dimension!

Throwing out the void chain to wrap around the pot handle, hung directly in the space!

At this moment, everyone looked at Jiangnan blankly, didn't they say that we should teach us to hatch eggs?

What are you doing with the pot out?

Talking about a three-meter iron pan? Where did you get Nanshen?

Anyone with this big pot can lie in it!

Jiang Nan raised his brows: "Okay! Put the eggs in the pot! I'll hatch them for you!"

At this moment, the smiles on the faces of fifty or sixty students holding Flame Spirit Eggs froze, and their eyes were full of horror!

fart!

You are not teaching us to hatch eggs at all! Are you trying to teach us how to cook?

This person is really serious nonsense!




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