Chapter 1667
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Once I heard that the money is divided into ten million yuan. Originally excited, the villagers who are going to sleep are in spirits again. They gather together without my urging.
Liu Laoliu first asked several villagers to make a bonfire, and he moved a chair to sit at present.
Then, he developed his ability to make up lies.
He's actually a director - I think he's more like an actor, and he's a real show guy.
The purpose of his coming here is to find the most primitive and simple village and make a documentary about ancestor worship in the countryside.
The blonde girl who escaped in the first half of the night is an actor in the group. She is just coming to test whether the people in this village are honest and trustworthy? How about acting? It turns out that innocent village is the best choice. After a while, the camera will come and start shooting.
After the auction, there will be a 10 million bonus to everyone as hard work.
Don't tell me what the old man really looks like. He leans on the chair, cocks up his legs, speaks a pair of thin slow language, mixed with a few unfamiliar Cantonese, which is really like that.
Then he called the river fish and introduced them to the public, saying, "this is the scene and the scenery teacher.". Everyone first set up the background according to his requirements. As soon as the camera arrives, it will start shooting!
Liu Laoliu's lies are flawless, and he doesn't know how he came up with them, and he can enter the role so quickly.
Jiang Dayu is obviously not as skilled as Liu Laoliu in the profound knowledge of deceiving people, but he is his old business in building the altar.
More than an hour later, after the altar was built, Liu Laoliu talked about everything. Once the movie was released, your village would be famous all over the country and become a famous tourist attraction. You can make a lot of money in any business. You can get at least ten yuan for a baked potato and nine yuan is not for sale! How much do you charge for a night's sleep in this Adobe Kang hut? what? Three hundred? It was the first half of the night! You have to make an appointment at least 800 yuan a night. You have to make an appointment a week in advance. You are not late.
This is his nonsense, not how to get out of the door, not to mention the villagers who have never seen the big world.
After a while, two dazzling lights flashed in the distance, followed by a horn.
At a closer look, two cars came.
In the front is a Hummer and in the back is an off-road jeep.
It's a remote village. Usually there is no car coming. When the villagers meet, they look at Liu Laoliu with more respect.
Until the car stopped outside the crowd, a group of people came down from the car, some with cameras, some with money boxes, hurried to come. The villagers' faces rose as if they had seen the day when the innocent village was rich in oil.
The first group of people is a little fat man with disheveled hair and a sleepy face.
"Six masters......" "I've brought the money and the camera, and the crane has started. It's on the way. Maybe it'll be a while before we arrive," he said
"Well." Liu Laoliu didn't lift his eyelids, just answered lightly. Then he pointed to the man carrying the money box: "take the money."
The man hurried forward and handed the box over.
Liu Laoliu opened two money boxes and, with a crash, poured a whole bunch of brand-new 100 yuan bills on the ground.
How could the villagers have seen so much money? Their eyes were straight at once!
Liu Laoliu stood up and said, "OK, now I'll tell you how to perform this play."
"There are two kinds of people who worship ancestors. You have girls in this village. Do you have ghost surnames? One family name is the master and the other is the slave. The master's family name is divided into eight million and the slave's family name is divided into two million. You can study who is the master and who is the slave. But it's only one minute. If you haven't decided after the timeout, I will burn ten thousand yuan every ten seconds. All right, let's start timing. "
Listen to him, not only the villagers and the people who later sent money to carry the camera, but also Jiang Da Yu and I were a little confused. What kind of medicine does he sell in this gourd?
At first, the villagers were a little confused, but then they argued fiercely.
Liu Laoliu looked at it with interest and then looked at the time on his mobile phone.
"Is it settled? No! " Said a shake hands, picked up a bundle of hundred yuan notes are still into the fire, the moment burned paper ash.
"Not yet, is it?" Another bundle.
He didn't seem to care, but these villagers had subconsciously taken the money as their own. It was painful to see him burning like this.
After he burned more than 100000 yuan in a row, the sister-in-law stood up and said, "director Liu, let's make it up. The woman's surname is the master and the ghost's is the slave."
"Well, good." Liu Laoliu nodded with a smile, then pointed to the driveway: "do you see that car? That's called Hummer. This car will be sold as an old one. It costs more than this pile of money. Now I'm going to choose a master of sacrifice. Whoever wins the election will be the owner of the car. It's still the old rule. Give you a minute, or I'll tear it down. "The fat man, who came first, swallowed his saliva fiercely. He contracted his neck, but he didn't dare to make a sound.
As soon as the villagers heard about it, they began to argue more fiercely. The eight million yuan or two million yuan was distributed to everyone, but now this car is for one person!
"Sixth master, do you think this method works? This group of villagers don't come together to fool you, just make a person, no matter who gets it, it's all the money of the whole village. Don't you ruin the play? "
Liu Laoliu smiled and said: "in many cases, the process is more important than the result. What I want to see is the process of their discussion, from which we can find clues. It is not important to choose what kind of result."
Seeing that no one stood up, Liu Laoliu took out a thick stick from the bonfire, went to the car and said loudly, "it's not a result yet, is it?"
With a crack, the reversing mirror was smashed down.
PA!
Another one!
Snap! The front windshield also broke into pieces, but it still stuck and didn't fall off.
Every time he smashed, the villagers' eyes were beating, and the fat man's body was shaking.
"No! Don't blow it! Director Liu, we have chosen The sister-in-law stood up again and pushed forward a child.
It's her son.
"Oh, good boy, come here." Liu Laoliu dropped the short stick in his hand and greeted it with a smile.
The child timidly came over, Liu Lao Liu touched his head and asked, "how old are you?"
"Eight years old."
"What's your name?"
"The devil is safe."
Liu Laoliu, with a cold face, swished a gun out of his back and hit the local dog standing outside the crowd.
He didn't kill him on purpose, and the dog barked miserably.
The next second, Liu six gun head turn, top in the child's forehead!
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Once I heard that the money is divided into ten million yuan. Originally excited, the villagers who are going to sleep are in spirits again. They gather together without my urging.
Liu Laoliu first asked several villagers to make a bonfire, and he moved a chair to sit at present.
Then, he developed his ability to make up lies.
He's actually a director - I think he's more like an actor, and he's a real show guy.
The purpose of his coming here is to find the most primitive and simple village and make a documentary about ancestor worship in the countryside.
The blonde girl who escaped in the first half of the night is an actor in the group. She is just coming to test whether the people in this village are honest and trustworthy? How about acting? It turns out that innocent village is the best choice. After a while, the camera will come and start shooting.
After the auction, there will be a 10 million bonus to everyone as hard work.
Don't tell me what the old man really looks like. He leans on the chair, cocks up his legs, speaks a pair of thin slow language, mixed with a few unfamiliar Cantonese, which is really like that.
Then he called the river fish and introduced them to the public, saying, "this is the scene and the scenery teacher.". Everyone first set up the background according to his requirements. As soon as the camera arrives, it will start shooting!
Liu Laoliu's lies are flawless, and he doesn't know how he came up with them, and he can enter the role so quickly.
Jiang Dayu is obviously not as skilled as Liu Laoliu in the profound knowledge of deceiving people, but he is his old business in building the altar.
More than an hour later, after the altar was built, Liu Laoliu talked about everything. Once the movie was released, your village would be famous all over the country and become a famous tourist attraction. You can make a lot of money in any business. You can get at least ten yuan for a baked potato and nine yuan is not for sale! How much do you charge for a night's sleep in this Adobe Kang hut? what? Three hundred? It was the first half of the night! You have to make an appointment at least 800 yuan a night. You have to make an appointment a week in advance. You are not late.
This is his nonsense, not how to get out of the door, not to mention the villagers who have never seen the big world.
After a while, two dazzling lights flashed in the distance, followed by a horn.
At a closer look, two cars came.
In the front is a Hummer and in the back is an off-road jeep.
It's a remote village. Usually there is no car coming. When the villagers meet, they look at Liu Laoliu with more respect.
Until the car stopped outside the crowd, a group of people came down from the car, some with cameras, some with money boxes, hurried to come. The villagers' faces rose as if they had seen the day when the innocent village was rich in oil.
The first group of people is a little fat man with disheveled hair and a sleepy face.
"Six masters......" "I've brought the money and the camera, and the crane has started. It's on the way. Maybe it'll be a while before we arrive," he said
"Well." Liu Laoliu didn't lift his eyelids, just answered lightly. Then he pointed to the man carrying the money box: "take the money."
The man hurried forward and handed the box over.
Liu Laoliu opened two money boxes and, with a crash, poured a whole bunch of brand-new 100 yuan bills on the ground.
How could the villagers have seen so much money? Their eyes were straight at once!
Liu Laoliu stood up and said, "OK, now I'll tell you how to perform this play."
"There are two kinds of people who worship ancestors. You have girls in this village. Do you have ghost surnames? One family name is the master and the other is the slave. The master's family name is divided into eight million and the slave's family name is divided into two million. You can study who is the master and who is the slave. But it's only one minute. If you haven't decided after the timeout, I will burn ten thousand yuan every ten seconds. All right, let's start timing. "
Listen to him, not only the villagers and the people who later sent money to carry the camera, but also Jiang Da Yu and I were a little confused. What kind of medicine does he sell in this gourd?
At first, the villagers were a little confused, but then they argued fiercely.
Liu Laoliu looked at it with interest and then looked at the time on his mobile phone.
"Is it settled? No! " Said a shake hands, picked up a bundle of hundred yuan notes are still into the fire, the moment burned paper ash.
"Not yet, is it?" Another bundle.
He didn't seem to care, but these villagers had subconsciously taken the money as their own. It was painful to see him burning like this.
After he burned more than 100000 yuan in a row, the sister-in-law stood up and said, "director Liu, let's make it up. The woman's surname is the master and the ghost's is the slave."
"Well, good." Liu Laoliu nodded with a smile, then pointed to the driveway: "do you see that car? That's called Hummer. This car will be sold as an old one. It costs more than this pile of money. Now I'm going to choose a master of sacrifice. Whoever wins the election will be the owner of the car. It's still the old rule. Give you a minute, or I'll tear it down. "The fat man, who came first, swallowed his saliva fiercely. He contracted his neck, but he didn't dare to make a sound.
As soon as the villagers heard about it, they began to argue more fiercely. The eight million yuan or two million yuan was distributed to everyone, but now this car is for one person!
"Sixth master, do you think this method works? This group of villagers don't come together to fool you, just make a person, no matter who gets it, it's all the money of the whole village. Don't you ruin the play? "
Liu Laoliu smiled and said: "in many cases, the process is more important than the result. What I want to see is the process of their discussion, from which we can find clues. It is not important to choose what kind of result."
Seeing that no one stood up, Liu Laoliu took out a thick stick from the bonfire, went to the car and said loudly, "it's not a result yet, is it?"
With a crack, the reversing mirror was smashed down.
PA!
Another one!
Snap! The front windshield also broke into pieces, but it still stuck and didn't fall off.
Every time he smashed, the villagers' eyes were beating, and the fat man's body was shaking.
"No! Don't blow it! Director Liu, we have chosen The sister-in-law stood up again and pushed forward a child.
It's her son.
"Oh, good boy, come here." Liu Laoliu dropped the short stick in his hand and greeted it with a smile.
The child timidly came over, Liu Lao Liu touched his head and asked, "how old are you?"
"Eight years old."
"What's your name?"
"The devil is safe."
Liu Laoliu, with a cold face, swished a gun out of his back and hit the local dog standing outside the crowd.
He didn't kill him on purpose, and the dog barked miserably.
The next second, Liu six gun head turn, top in the child's forehead!
Once I heard that the money is divided into ten million yuan. Originally excited, the villagers who are going to sleep are in spirits again. They gather together without my urging. Liu Laoliu first asked several villagers to make a bonfire, and he moved a chair to sit at present. Then, he developed his ability to make up lies. He's actually a director - I think he's more like an actor, and he's a real show guy. The purpose of his coming here is to find the most primitive and simple village and make a documentary about ancestor worship in the countryside. The blonde girl who escaped in the first half of the night is an actor in the group. She is just coming to test whether the people in this village are honest and trustworthy? How about acting? It turns out that innocent village is the best choice. After a while, the camera will come and start shooting. After the auction, there will be a 10 million bonus to everyone as hard work. Don't tell me what the old man really looks like. He leans on the chair, cocks up his legs, speaks a pair of thin slow language, mixed with a few unfamiliar Cantonese, which is really like that. Then he called the river fish and introduced them to the public, saying, "this is the scene and the scenery teacher.". Everyone first set up the background according to his requirements. As soon as the camera arrives, it will start shooting! Liu Laoliu's lies are flawless, and he doesn't know how he came up with them, and he can enter the role so quickly. Jiang Dayu is obviously not as skilled as Liu Laoliu in the profound knowledge of deceiving people, but he is his old business in building the altar. More than an hour later, after the altar was built, Liu Laoliu talked about everything. Once the movie was released, your village would be famous all over the country and become a famous tourist attraction. You can make a lot of money in any business. You can get at least ten yuan for a baked potato and nine yuan is not for sale! How much do you charge for a night's sleep in this Adobe Kang hut? what? Three hundred? It was the first half of the night! You have to make an appointment at least 800 yuan a night. You have to make an appointment a week in advance. You are not late. This is his nonsense, not how to get out of the door, not to mention the villagers who have never seen the big world. After a while, two dazzling lights flashed in the distance, followed by a horn. At a closer look, two cars came. In the front is a Hummer and in the back is an off-road jeep. It's a remote village. Usually there is no car coming. When the villagers meet, they look at Liu Laoliu with more respect. Until the car stopped outside the crowd, a group of people came down from the car, some with cameras, some with money boxes, hurried to come. The villagers' faces rose as if they had seen the day when the innocent village was rich in oil. The first group of people is a little fat man with disheveled hair and a sleepy face. "Six masters......" "I've brought the money and the camera, and the crane has started. It's on the way. Maybe it'll be a while before we arrive," he said "Well." Liu Laoliu didn't lift his eyelids, just answered lightly. Then he pointed to the man carrying the money box: "take the money." The man hurried forward and handed the box over. Liu Laoliu opened two money boxes and, with a crash, poured a whole bunch of brand-new 100 yuan bills on the ground. How could the villagers have seen so much money? Their eyes were straight at once! Liu Laoliu stood up and said, "OK, now I'll tell you how to perform this play." "There are two kinds of people who worship ancestors. You have girls in this village. Do you have ghost surnames? One family name is the master and the other is the slave. The master's family name is divided into eight million and the slave's family name is divided into two million. You can study who is the master and who is the slave. But it's only one minute. If you haven't decided after the timeout, I will burn ten thousand yuan every ten seconds. All right, let's start timing. " Listen to him, not only the villagers and the people who later sent money to carry the camera, but also Jiang Da Yu and I were a little confused. What kind of medicine does he sell in this gourd? At first, the villagers were a little confused, but then they argued fiercely. Liu Laoliu looked at it with interest and then looked at the time on his mobile phone. "Is it settled? No! " Said a shake hands, picked up a bundle of hundred yuan notes are still into the fire, the moment burned paper ash. "Not yet, is it?" Another bundle. He didn't seem to care, but these villagers had subconsciously taken the money as their own. It was painful to see him burning like this. After he burned more than 100000 yuan in a row, the sister-in-law stood up and said, "director Liu, let's make it up. The woman's surname is the master and the ghost's is the slave." "Well, good." Liu Laoliu nodded with a smile, then pointed to the driveway: "do you see that car? That's called Hummer. This car will be sold as an old one. It costs more than this pile of money. Now I'm going to choose a master of sacrifice. Whoever wins the election will be the owner of the car. It's still the old rule. Give you a minute, or I'll tear it down. "The fat man, who came first, swallowed his saliva fiercely. He contracted his neck, but he didn't dare to make a sound. As soon as the villagers heard about it, they began to argue more fiercely. The eight million yuan or two million yuan was distributed to everyone, but now this car is for one person! "Sixth master, do you think this method works? This group of villagers don't come together to fool you, just make a person, no matter who gets it, it's all the money of the whole village. Don't you ruin the play? " Liu Laoliu smiled and said: "in many cases, the process is more important than the result. What I want to see is the process of their discussion, from which we can find clues. It is not important to choose what kind of result." Seeing that no one stood up, Liu Laoliu took out a thick stick from the bonfire, went to the car and said loudly, "it's not a result yet, is it?" With a crack, the reversing mirror was smashed down. PA! Another one! Snap! The front windshield also broke into pieces, but it still stuck and didn't fall off. Every time he smashed, the villagers' eyes were beating, and the fat man's body was shaking. "No! Don't blow it! Director Liu, we have chosen The sister-in-law stood up again and pushed forward a child. It's her son. "Oh, good boy, come here." Liu Laoliu dropped the short stick in his hand and greeted it with a smile. The child timidly came over, Liu Lao Liu touched his head and asked, "how old are you?" "Eight years old." "What's your name?" "The devil is safe." Liu Laoliu, with a cold face, swished a gun out of his back and hit the local dog standing outside the crowd. He didn't kill him on purpose, and the dog barked miserably. The next second, Liu six gun head turn, top in the child's forehead!
