Chapter 1364: by nodie
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Chapter 1364 no as nodie
"The imperial examination is supposed to select the pillars of the country, but it uses stereotyped essays as the selection criteria. It uses stereotyped essays to select scholars. What kind of scholars are selected?! Absurd, absurd. Ridiculous, ridiculous."
After the embarrassment of the greasy fat man, he picked up the flagon and poured himself a glass, and said emotionally, indignant at the stereotype.
Zhu Pingan listened to the fat man's words, and nodded unobtrusively. He agreed with the fat man's words.
The imperial examinations are definitely a historical progress and political correctness, but the stereotyped method of selecting scholars is a retrograde of history.
Stereotyped essay is a kind of word game, although it can select some quick-witted people, but more of them are nerds who are divorced from reality. The modern analysis of stereotyped essays is very thorough. Freedom of thought is not much to say here.
"Ridiculous?! Then you still have to take the exam and say you want to win the exam" Liu Dadao sneered.
"The reality is so **** up, I can only take off my pants." The greasy fat man spat heavily on the ground, then stepped on the chair with one foot, arrogantly tilted his head and made a big effort at Zhu Ping'an Chin, and asked with the smell of alcohol, "Hey, have you ever taken the imperial examination?"
Zhu Ping'an nodded.
"Since you have played the game before, you should know what virtue is stereotyped, right?" the greasy fat man said to Zhu Pingan.
Zhu Ping'an nodded, "I know a little bit."
"Let me tell you, Stereotypes are a piece of shit!" Greasy Fatty talked about Stereotypes, and he was not usually excited. Participated in the township examination, and the topic at that time was "Yuan Rang Yiqi, Que Party boy will be ordered."
Speaking of this, Greasy Fatty paused, looked sideways at Zhu Pingan, and asked, "Do you know what this question is about?"
"This question is a question of interception. 'Yuan Rang Yi Teng' comes from the twelfth chapter of "The Analects of Confucius" 'Yuan Rang Yi Teng.' Zi said: 'You are not a grandson, you are not a grandson, you are old but you have nothing to say, you are old and you are not dead. , is a thief.'Knock his shins with a stick.'; Que Party boy will order from "The Analects of Confucius Xianwen Chapter 44"'Que Party boy will order. Or ask: "The one who benefits?" Zi said :'I live in the position, and I see that he is parallel with Mr. He is not a person who seeks benefits, but a person who wants quick success.'" Zhu Pingan responded.
The questions of stereotyped essays in the imperial examination all use the words and sentences in the "Four Books and Five Classics", but the Four Books and Five Classics are only tens of thousands of words. After so many years of imperial examinations, almost all the questions that can be tested have been passed. In order to avoid repeated questions and affect fairness, this kind of question that splits scriptures and pieced together grafted questions came into being. To do this kind of stereotyped writing, you need to quickly find the source of the plausible sentence, and then break the question to answer the question.
After arriving in Daming, Zhu Pingan put a lot of effort into the stereotyped essay, a tool for becoming an official. Whether it is the Four Books and Five Classics, or the stereotyped essay, those who are familiar with it cannot be more familiar. This kind of interception is just pediatrics.
"Huh? Not bad, you are qualified to listen to me." The greasy fat man was a little surprised. He didn't expect the rich man opposite him to solve the problem so quickly, and nodded in satisfaction.
"Heh, you are really brazen!" Liu Dadao couldn't help but let out a sigh after hearing what the greasy fat man said. You are a talented scholar, you actually took the exam for the number one scholar, and even told the number one scholar that you are qualified to listen to me!
"As for you, it's playing the piano against the cow." The greasy fat man glanced at Liu Dadao and raised his chin.
Liu Dadao responded with a haha.
"Do you know how I broke the composition?!" The greasy fat man's face lit up.
Zhu Ping'an shook his head, I really don't know this.
"Yuan Yihou, the master kowtowed to his head with a stick, the original three souls were dim, and the seven souls were boundless, and a gust of breeze turned him into a boy of the Que Party." After drinking a cup for himself, the greasy fat man got up from his seat, cadenced read aloud.
"Wonderful, wonderful!" Zhu Pingan couldn't help but clapped his hands in admiration when he heard the words, "How can such a wonderful essay fail?!"
"It would be great if the examiner's eyes were the same as yours." The greasy fat man slumped on the chair.
"It shouldn't be. Such a strange essay, but who was the examiner at that time?" Zhu Pingan asked puzzled.
"The name of the chief examiner at that time was taboo Lin Moyu." The greasy fat man couldn't help gnashing his teeth when he mentioned the name of the chief examiner.
"Lin Moyu?! No way?!" Zhu Pingan read the name silently, and soon got the impression, but Lin Moyu's style evaluation is not bad in the impression, he has a lot of encouragement for the underachievers, he is not a random person what.
"Why not!" Thinking of the past, the greasy fat man felt very excited. He reached out and tore off another lame leg from the table, and gnawed hard, as if it was Lin Moyu's flesh.
"Does Examiner Lin have any comments?" Zhu Ping'an asked.
"This old pedant thinks my article is too short, and criticizes me as 'the article is too short and thick-skinned, and the ranking is behind Sun Shan.'" The greasy fat man mentioned Lin Moyu's comment to him, with a fat face as black as the bottom of a pot .
Zhu Pingan frowned slightly after hearing what examiner Lin said about the fat man.
The article is a bit short, but the condensed content is the essence. In addition, what the **** is the "thick-skinned" in Lin's comment. But if you read the article, how can you tell that you have a thick skin? You can't just say that someone is thick-skinned just because they are fat, right? Examiner Lin's comment was a bit of a joke. It didn't match the opinion of examiner Lin in the eyes of the public. Zhu Pingan couldn't figure it out for a while.
Things should not be so simple, right?
Therefore, Zhu Pingan looked up at the fat man and asked, "Brother Hu, why did the examiner Lin comment 'thick-skinned'? Is there any misunderstanding?"
"There is no misunderstanding, he is blind, jealous, and can't appreciate my masterpieces and paintings."
The greasy fat man gritted his teeth.
"I can't appreciate your masterpiece and wait, brother Hu, what did you just say, painting?!"
Zhu Ping'an felt that something was wrong. You claim that there is nothing wrong with a good work, but what the **** is a painting? !
"Oh, the exam questions are so easy and casual, I picked up the pen and finished it overnight, leaving a lot of time to do nothing, so I drew a picture behind the exam paper" the greasy fat man said disapprovingly.
What? ! Did you draw a picture after the test paper? !
Zhu Ping'an was stunned when he heard the words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't say a word for a long time. Except for "no for nodiewhyyoutry", he really didn't know what to say.
This is an imperial examination, my dear, it’s not just a joke, can you be more serious, you draw a picture behind the test paper, isn’t this a crime!
You are equivalent to marking the test paper! The picture on the test paper is your test paper. In theory, you are cheating. If you do this, even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu comes, he will not dare to admit you. Fraud in the imperial examination is to shake the foundation of the rule. No matter which feudal dynasty you belong to, it is a felony among felonies. If the examiner dares to admit you, then he will not only lose his official career, but also lose his head.
(end of this chapter)
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Chapter 1364 no as nodie
"The imperial examination is supposed to select the pillars of the country, but it uses stereotyped essays as the selection criteria. It uses stereotyped essays to select scholars. What kind of scholars are selected?! Absurd, absurd. Ridiculous, ridiculous."
After the embarrassment of the greasy fat man, he picked up the flagon and poured himself a glass, and said emotionally, indignant at the stereotype.
Zhu Pingan listened to the fat man's words, and nodded unobtrusively. He agreed with the fat man's words.
The imperial examinations are definitely a historical progress and political correctness, but the stereotyped method of selecting scholars is a retrograde of history.
Stereotyped essay is a kind of word game, although it can select some quick-witted people, but more of them are nerds who are divorced from reality. The modern analysis of stereotyped essays is very thorough. Freedom of thought is not much to say here.
"Ridiculous?! Then you still have to take the exam and say you want to win the exam" Liu Dadao sneered.
"The reality is so **** up, I can only take off my pants." The greasy fat man spat heavily on the ground, then stepped on the chair with one foot, arrogantly tilted his head and made a big effort at Zhu Ping'an Chin, and asked with the smell of alcohol, "Hey, have you ever taken the imperial examination?"
Zhu Ping'an nodded.
"Since you have played the game before, you should know what virtue is stereotyped, right?" the greasy fat man said to Zhu Pingan.
Zhu Ping'an nodded, "I know a little bit."
"Let me tell you, Stereotypes are a piece of shit!" Greasy Fatty talked about Stereotypes, and he was not usually excited. Participated in the township examination, and the topic at that time was "Yuan Rang Yiqi, Que Party boy will be ordered."
Speaking of this, Greasy Fatty paused, looked sideways at Zhu Pingan, and asked, "Do you know what this question is about?"
"This question is a question of interception. 'Yuan Rang Yi Teng' comes from the twelfth chapter of "The Analects of Confucius" 'Yuan Rang Yi Teng.' Zi said: 'You are not a grandson, you are not a grandson, you are old but you have nothing to say, you are old and you are not dead. , is a thief.'Knock his shins with a stick.'; Que Party boy will order from "The Analects of Confucius Xianwen Chapter 44"'Que Party boy will order. Or ask: "The one who benefits?" Zi said :'I live in the position, and I see that he is parallel with Mr. He is not a person who seeks benefits, but a person who wants quick success.'" Zhu Pingan responded.
The questions of stereotyped essays in the imperial examination all use the words and sentences in the "Four Books and Five Classics", but the Four Books and Five Classics are only tens of thousands of words. After so many years of imperial examinations, almost all the questions that can be tested have been passed. In order to avoid repeated questions and affect fairness, this kind of question that splits scriptures and pieced together grafted questions came into being. To do this kind of stereotyped writing, you need to quickly find the source of the plausible sentence, and then break the question to answer the question.
After arriving in Daming, Zhu Pingan put a lot of effort into the stereotyped essay, a tool for becoming an official. Whether it is the Four Books and Five Classics, or the stereotyped essay, those who are familiar with it cannot be more familiar. This kind of interception is just pediatrics.
"Huh? Not bad, you are qualified to listen to me." The greasy fat man was a little surprised. He didn't expect the rich man opposite him to solve the problem so quickly, and nodded in satisfaction.
"Heh, you are really brazen!" Liu Dadao couldn't help but let out a sigh after hearing what the greasy fat man said. You are a talented scholar, you actually took the exam for the number one scholar, and even told the number one scholar that you are qualified to listen to me!
"As for you, it's playing the piano against the cow." The greasy fat man glanced at Liu Dadao and raised his chin.
Liu Dadao responded with a haha.
"Do you know how I broke the composition?!" The greasy fat man's face lit up.
Zhu Ping'an shook his head, I really don't know this.
"Yuan Yihou, the master kowtowed to his head with a stick, the original three souls were dim, and the seven souls were boundless, and a gust of breeze turned him into a boy of the Que Party." After drinking a cup for himself, the greasy fat man got up from his seat, cadenced read aloud.
"Wonderful, wonderful!" Zhu Pingan couldn't help but clapped his hands in admiration when he heard the words, "How can such a wonderful essay fail?!"
"It would be great if the examiner's eyes were the same as yours." The greasy fat man slumped on the chair.
"It shouldn't be. Such a strange essay, but who was the examiner at that time?" Zhu Pingan asked puzzled.
"The name of the chief examiner at that time was taboo Lin Moyu." The greasy fat man couldn't help gnashing his teeth when he mentioned the name of the chief examiner.
"Lin Moyu?! No way?!" Zhu Pingan read the name silently, and soon got the impression, but Lin Moyu's style evaluation is not bad in the impression, he has a lot of encouragement for the underachievers, he is not a random person what.
"Why not!" Thinking of the past, the greasy fat man felt very excited. He reached out and tore off another lame leg from the table, and gnawed hard, as if it was Lin Moyu's flesh.
"Does Examiner Lin have any comments?" Zhu Ping'an asked.
"This old pedant thinks my article is too short, and criticizes me as 'the article is too short and thick-skinned, and the ranking is behind Sun Shan.'" The greasy fat man mentioned Lin Moyu's comment to him, with a fat face as black as the bottom of a pot .
Zhu Pingan frowned slightly after hearing what examiner Lin said about the fat man.
The article is a bit short, but the condensed content is the essence. In addition, what the **** is the "thick-skinned" in Lin's comment. But if you read the article, how can you tell that you have a thick skin? You can't just say that someone is thick-skinned just because they are fat, right? Examiner Lin's comment was a bit of a joke. It didn't match the opinion of examiner Lin in the eyes of the public. Zhu Pingan couldn't figure it out for a while.
Things should not be so simple, right?
Therefore, Zhu Pingan looked up at the fat man and asked, "Brother Hu, why did the examiner Lin comment 'thick-skinned'? Is there any misunderstanding?"
"There is no misunderstanding, he is blind, jealous, and can't appreciate my masterpieces and paintings."
The greasy fat man gritted his teeth.
"I can't appreciate your masterpiece and wait, brother Hu, what did you just say, painting?!"
Zhu Ping'an felt that something was wrong. You claim that there is nothing wrong with a good work, but what the **** is a painting? !
"Oh, the exam questions are so easy and casual, I picked up the pen and finished it overnight, leaving a lot of time to do nothing, so I drew a picture behind the exam paper" the greasy fat man said disapprovingly.
What? ! Did you draw a picture after the test paper? !
Zhu Ping'an was stunned when he heard the words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't say a word for a long time. Except for "no for nodiewhyyoutry", he really didn't know what to say.
This is an imperial examination, my dear, it’s not just a joke, can you be more serious, you draw a picture behind the test paper, isn’t this a crime!
You are equivalent to marking the test paper! The picture on the test paper is your test paper. In theory, you are cheating. If you do this, even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu comes, he will not dare to admit you. Fraud in the imperial examination is to shake the foundation of the rule. No matter which feudal dynasty you belong to, it is a felony among felonies. If the examiner dares to admit you, then he will not only lose his official career, but also lose his head.
(end of this chapter)
Chapter 1364 no as nodie "The imperial examination is supposed to select the pillars of the country, but it uses stereotyped essays as the selection criteria. It uses stereotyped essays to select scholars. What kind of scholars are selected?! Absurd, absurd. Ridiculous, ridiculous."After the embarrassment of the greasy fat man, he picked up the flagon and poured himself a glass, and said emotionally, indignant at the stereotype.Zhu Pingan listened to the fat man's words, and nodded unobtrusively. He agreed with the fat man's words.The imperial examinations are definitely a historical progress and political correctness, but the stereotyped method of selecting scholars is a retrograde of history.Stereotyped essay is a kind of word game, although it can select some quick-witted people, but more of them are nerds who are divorced from reality. The modern analysis of stereotyped essays is very thorough. Freedom of thought is not much to say here. "Ridiculous?! Then you still have to take the exam and say you want to win the exam" Liu Dadao sneered."The reality is so **** up, I can only take off my pants." The greasy fat man spat heavily on the ground, then stepped on the chair with one foot, arrogantly tilted his head and made a big effort at Zhu Ping'an Chin, and asked with the smell of alcohol, "Hey, have you ever taken the imperial examination?"Zhu Ping'an nodded. "Since you have played the game before, you should know what virtue is stereotyped, right?" the greasy fat man said to Zhu Pingan.Zhu Ping'an nodded, "I know a little bit.""Let me tell you, Stereotypes are a piece of shit!" Greasy Fatty talked about Stereotypes, and he was not usually excited. Participated in the township examination, and the topic at that time was "Yuan Rang Yiqi, Que Party boy will be ordered." Speaking of this, Greasy Fatty paused, looked sideways at Zhu Pingan, and asked, "Do you know what this question is about?""This question is a question of interception. 'Yuan Rang Yi Teng' comes from the twelfth chapter of "The Analects of Confucius" 'Yuan Rang Yi Teng.' Zi said: 'You are not a grandson, you are not a grandson, you are old but you have nothing to say, you are old and you are not dead. , is a thief.'Knock his shins with a stick.'; Que Party boy will order from "The Analects of Confucius Xianwen Chapter 44"'Que Party boy will order. Or ask: "The one who benefits?" Zi said :'I live in the position, and I see that he is parallel with Mr. He is not a person who seeks benefits, but a person who wants quick success.'" Zhu Pingan responded.The questions of stereotyped essays in the imperial examination all use the words and sentences in the "Four Books and Five Classics", but the Four Books and Five Classics are only tens of thousands of words. After so many years of imperial examinations, almost all the questions that can be tested have been passed. In order to avoid repeated questions and affect fairness, this kind of question that splits scriptures and pieced together grafted questions came into being. To do this kind of stereotyped writing, you need to quickly find the source of the plausible sentence, and then break the question to answer the question.After arriving in Daming, Zhu Pingan put a lot of effort into the stereotyped essay, a tool for becoming an official. Whether it is the Four Books and Five Classics, or the stereotyped essay, those who are familiar with it cannot be more familiar. This kind of interception is just pediatrics. "Huh? Not bad, you are qualified to listen to me." The greasy fat man was a little surprised. He didn't expect the rich man opposite him to solve the problem so quickly, and nodded in satisfaction. "Heh, you are really brazen!" Liu Dadao couldn't help but let out a sigh after hearing what the greasy fat man said. You are a talented scholar, you actually took the exam for the number one scholar, and even told the number one scholar that you are qualified to listen to me! "As for you, it's playing the piano against the cow." The greasy fat man glanced at Liu Dadao and raised his chin. Liu Dadao responded with a haha. "Do you know how I broke the composition?!" The greasy fat man's face lit up.Zhu Ping'an shook his head, I really don't know this."Yuan Yihou, the master kowtowed to his head with a stick, the original three souls were dim, and the seven souls were boundless, and a gust of breeze turned him into a boy of the Que Party." After drinking a cup for himself, the greasy fat man got up from his seat, cadenced read aloud. "Wonderful, wonderful!" Zhu Pingan couldn't help but clapped his hands in admiration when he heard the words, "How can such a wonderful essay fail?!" "It would be great if the examiner's eyes were the same as yours." The greasy fat man slumped on the chair. "It shouldn't be. Such a strange essay, but who was the examiner at that time?" Zhu Pingan asked puzzled. "The name of the chief examiner at that time was taboo Lin Moyu." The greasy fat man couldn't help gnashing his teeth when he mentioned the name of the chief examiner."Lin Moyu?! No way?!" Zhu Pingan read the name silently, and soon got the impression, but Lin Moyu's style evaluation is not bad in the impression, he has a lot of encouragement for the underachievers, he is not a random person what. "Why not!" Thinking of the past, the greasy fat man felt very excited. He reached out and tore off another lame leg from the table, and gnawed hard, as if it was Lin Moyu's flesh. "Does Examiner Lin have any comments?" Zhu Ping'an asked."This old pedant thinks my article is too short, and criticizes me as 'the article is too short and thick-skinned, and the ranking is behind Sun Shan.'" The greasy fat man mentioned Lin Moyu's comment to him, with a fat face as black as the bottom of a pot .Zhu Pingan frowned slightly after hearing what examiner Lin said about the fat man.The article is a bit short, but the condensed content is the essence. In addition, what the **** is the "thick-skinned" in Lin's comment. But if you read the article, how can you tell that you have a thick skin? You can't just say that someone is thick-skinned just because they are fat, right? Examiner Lin's comment was a bit of a joke. It didn't match the opinion of examiner Lin in the eyes of the public. Zhu Pingan couldn't figure it out for a while. Things should not be so simple, right?Therefore, Zhu Pingan looked up at the fat man and asked, "Brother Hu, why did the examiner Lin comment 'thick-skinned'? Is there any misunderstanding?" "There is no misunderstanding, he is blind, jealous, and can't appreciate my masterpieces and paintings." The greasy fat man gritted his teeth. "I can't appreciate your masterpiece and wait, brother Hu, what did you just say, painting?!"Zhu Ping'an felt that something was wrong. You claim that there is nothing wrong with a good work, but what the **** is a painting? ! "Oh, the exam questions are so easy and casual, I picked up the pen and finished it overnight, leaving a lot of time to do nothing, so I drew a picture behind the exam paper" the greasy fat man said disapprovingly. What? ! Did you draw a picture after the test paper? !Zhu Ping'an was stunned when he heard the words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't say a word for a long time. Except for "no for nodiewhyyoutry", he really didn't know what to say.This is an imperial examination, my dear, it's not just a joke, can you be more serious, you draw a picture behind the test paper, isn't this a crime!You are equivalent to marking the test paper! The picture on the test paper is your test paper. In theory, you are cheating. If you do this, even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu comes, he will not dare to admit you. Fraud in the imperial examination is to shake the foundation of the rule. No matter which feudal dynasty you belong to, it is a felony among felonies. If the examiner dares to admit you, then he will not only lose his official career, but also lose his head.end of this chapter
