“Right. Of course they don’t need to see you to tell that you’re looking at them, dumbfuck. Keep calm, just play the subservient peddler and you’ll be fine…” the griller told himself as he tried as hard as he could to stay small and not look at them.
His own eyes betrayed him, and he gave up in trying to avoid getting a good look at them, knowing that he wouldn’t have a choice either way.
The smiling, two-meter-tall barbarian stomped about in metal, brass-plated boots, wearing unreasonably tight snake-leather pants that barely contained the tree trunks she had for legs, her left arm entirely encased in a gleaming gauntlet with a damn field cannon on the forearm and her waist wrapped in a belt holding said cannon’s shells.
Meanwhile, the rest of her unrealistically chiseled yet simultaneously shapely upper body went mostly uncovered, four straps of black and gold fabric the only things somehow holding in her considerable bosom. Six thick, calf-length red braids dangled behind her, each tipped with a short, wicked-looking blade, their bell-like jangling belying their magickal nature - they were wrought of cold-iron. The hair atop her head, strangely enough, was as white as snow. Strange, unnatural scars that glimmered like the joins of silver-mended pottery separated her right arm and neck from her torso, and another scar still could be seen just under her left armpit, all three implying dismemberment and reattachment. Her face was… Distinct, to say the least, her facial structure being halfway between that of a typical Ikesian and Grekurian. Her eyes sat half-closed, yet a baleful blue light burned just behind the silver colour of her irises. She didn’t seem to have any weapons, but then, a cultivator’s body was a weapon. He also noticed a half-open leather sheath strapped to the barbarian’s lower back, a blackstone handle poking out on the right side, strange talismans wrapped around it and billowing in the breeze.
The other woman’s entire appearance outright screamed “Snow Devil”, as if she had gone out of her way to lean into the wartime propaganda of Ikesian warriors as inhuman fighting-machines, just like the actual machines they used in war. What first grabbed Nestor’s eye was her long, platinum blonde hair and markedly pale skin, both due to contrast with the dark colours of her clothing. The second was the gas mask around her neck, designed as the lower half of a skull, and the third thing was her single open eye - emerald-green and double-pupiled. A Homunculus Eye; though not exclusive to soldiery, it was near-perfect proof of the blonde’s legitimate military background, as it was the result of a notorious mutagenic procedure used to help soldiers cope with the loss of an eye wherein one eye was modified, and the other replaced with an arcane seeing-apparatus that had to be nailed into the brain through the empty socket - a Brass Eye. Where a Homunculus Eye allowed one supreme sight of the mundane world, a Brass Eye saw beyond, allowing users to see spirits and people’s souls at the cost of terrible mental strain. She was about a head shorter than her counterpart, by his reckoning.
She wore knee-high combat boots whose tops were covered by a strange, black-red dress that reached just below her knees, its design a blend of modern, fashionable aesthetic with grim militarism, including epaulettes and an officer’s cap. Both were designed without any identifying marks, as though to state that though she was a soldier, she answered to no higher authority - except for the preserved belladonna flower pinned to her cap, a symbol of death. A gigantic pistol of some sort sat holstered inside a cylindrical holster of blackstone on her right hip, while a weirdly folded-in-half rifle of some type sat in a leather holster on her left.
“Did she get that in a dungeon? No, can’t be…” the griller thought at the blackstone holster, only to find that they’d already come within spitting distance. The tall barbarian loomed over Nestor’s stand, briefly glancing down at him, then at his wares, a few of the most commonly ordered ones sizzling over the Ignis burners.
An electric tension surrounded her and her presence felt absolutely colossal, but this up close, the tall woman’s aura was… Magnanimous. Warm, jovial even. Looking up at her felt like staring up at the clouds of a welcome rainstorm in the middle of a dry summer, no fear of being struck came into his mind.
She looked down on him, smiling as she politely ordered with a husky, cordial tone of voice:
“Two racks of calf ribs and a half-dozen bear-meat skewers, please. Extra chili on half of the order.”
“Sure one rack will be enough?” the blonde asked with a quizzical smile as she looked up at her… Friend? Nestor wasn’t so sure, and he wasn’t about to guess. The barbarian smiled back, then changed her order: “Make that four racks of ribs instead, extra chili on three of them and on half of the skewers.”
“Right, it’ll be just a moment,” Nestor said and did as asked, clearing some space on the grill. The two watched him put the meat on the grill and, to his surprise, patiently waited for it to be done. Not only that, but when it came time to pay, they made no attempt to haggle the price down through implicit threat, instead just paying what was due and even leaving a tip that totaled nearly a fifth of the total price. That was rare even before the war, let alone in this economy.
As the duo went on their way, he overheard them speaking to one another, the barbarian questioning how Arches had such a large underworld despite its small size. It was a fair question, a question of whose answer even Nestor wasn’t sure. Business had just been uncharacteristically good since the war.
Despite knowing better for his own good, Nestor had to wonder.
“Just who are those two?”
“Hrm… How does a place that barely qualifies as a city have a larger underworld than a metropolis six, seven times its population?” Zelsys asked between stripping ribs with her teeth.
Her counterpart, Zefaris, furrowed her brow in thought for a moment, finishing a skewer before she answered: “Think about it - a remote, independent municipality with strong natural defenses, ruled by a single family under hereditary claim that goes back to the Three Kings Era. Arches is all but immune to political finagling from either side, and therefore, a perfect place for legally grey elements to move to from occupied cities.”
Zel just grunted affirmatively, horrific crunching noises emanating from her mouth as she moved onto the bone part of a rib rack. They were quite small, but still easily hard enough to not be quite edible for any normal person. Nevertheless, she ate them, too - not just the marrow inside. As they ate and idly wandered in the general direction of the amphitheater, Zelsys took in her surroundings, scanning the side alleys and thinly-veiled black-market establishments that lined the sides of Scarlet Silk Road. This place was impressive, but… Only in the context of what a tiny town Arches was. It didn’t even come close to matching the economy-shaping grandeur of commerce and excess that the Krishorn Caravan had brought with it to what she considered to be her home: The sovereign city-state of Willowdale. Despite having bought considerably more food of the two, Zelsys had downright devoured her order by the time Zefaris was on her third skewer, now having idly set her arm around Zef’s waist as they walked.
The moment Zefaris was done with her food she tossed the wooden skewers into a nearby fire and leaned into Zel’s side, her head resting perfectly against the side of her counterpart’s bosom, her arms wrapping around the bronze-skinned woman’s waist - the right stroking across the rock-like muscles of her stomach, while the left found its way squarely onto her rear. As amused by such public displays of affection as ever, Zelsys shifted her own hand down a bit and squeezed as softly as she could, eliciting a momentary blush from Zefaris where, a few months ago, it would’ve made her face flush pink in its entirety.
Despite a few sideways glances and strange looks, there were none in Scarlet Silk Road - not even among its violent thugs - that would have dared try to accost the two lovebirds as they made their way to the amphitheater. It wasn’t as if what they were doing stood out in the slightest, considering the vulgar sounds of sex that emanated from damn-near every fourth house on this road of hedonism. Soon enough they reached their destination, making their way inside to see that its quite spacious interior had been modified to house two counters and four fighting pits, the first counter being a bar, and the second serving all the needs of an establishment such as this, from betting, to fighter registrations, payouts, and everything in between. While three of the pits were familiar, their walls lined by leather-wrapped wood and filled with sand, the fourth was twice as wide and about half again as deep as the others, with a barred entryway on one side. A number of heavy-duty tables stood arranged all around the space, many placed where the amphitheater’s original seating arrangements had once been, elevated in concentric ovals of increasing height. Already, the three smaller pits each contained two fighters - two strongfat Ikesian men in one pit, a lanky Ikesian and a downright obese Grekurian in another pit, and a muscular Grekurian covered in burns versus a coal-skinned, one-armed Scorchlander in the third. The Scorchlander’s pitch-black, hairless body was completely covered in glowing veins, his fist and feet both glowing with inner heat. As impressive as the Scorchlander looked and as good as his technique was, none of the fighting-pits contained who they were looking for.
People milled about the amphitheater, being mostly spectators, with a notable minority of those who Zelsys could look at and instantly know that they had what it took to get down in the pit. Peoplewatching, however, wasn’t the reason they were here - even fighting in the pits wasn’t the reason, even if Zel knew it to be inevitable. The reason why they’d come here in the first place was the fulfillment of a responsibility, as well as a means of accruing both wealth and leverage with the forces beneath Ikesia’s surface.
A boxy array of Fog-writing nozzles hung above the betting counter - a column of five rows with luminescent, agitated Fog lazily spraying out of them and forming the names of the top five fighters ranked top to bottom.
Adalbert Von Wickten Baldwin von Burgghusen Wolfgang Masonson Jacob Hillerin Gideon Rÿser“I’ll register for the tourney, find a good seat to watch me beat some manhood into Von Wickten alright?” Zel asked Zef jokingly, splitting off from her lover and heading towards the betting counter; her real intention was to speak with a contact who was to hand over crucial intel, but as she would soon find out, the part of her that truly wished to fight the knight-captain would soon be vindicated.
Zef had already picked out a spot, of course, and shamelessly staring at Zel’s rear as she walked for a few seconds, she made her way over to the table.
The counter was manned by a slick-looking Grekurian, his curly brown hair done up into a ponytail and his face so aggressively handsome that it couldn’t have been natural. Still, he just barely fell short of looking unsettling. His hazel eyes glanced at Zelsys a few times as she approached, the man disappearing somewhere behind the counter only to return with a small piece of paper palmed in his hand, which he slid across the counter before she could even speak. As she came within hand’s reach of the counter, she felt the noise of her surroundings fade out, a subtle thumping reverberating through the air - the unmistakable signs of an active Sound Barrier Generator, a means of keeping sound from escaping its area of effect.
“Directions to the auction,” he said, only barely lowering his voice. “Your friends at the Bureau have discerned some new information since you accepted this assignment - the auction won’t get you all the info you need, not without a passphrase to make them trust you as a referred customer. Adalbert knows the phrase, so call him out. Get him to fight you, and take him seriously - he’s a hubris-ridden fool, but he exaggerates his strength much less than you might expect. Bet him a jade ornament, he’ll bite - his Noon Dust dealer only takes jade. Once I snap out of this, ask me to register for the tourney - I’ll conveniently find a free slot, courtesy of the Bureau.”
The moment he finished talking, the man shook his head and blinked a few times, looking Zelsys up and down.
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“Right. Of course they don’t need to see you to tell that you’re looking at them, dumbfuck. Keep calm, just play the subservient peddler and you’ll be fine…” the griller told himself as he tried as hard as he could to stay small and not look at them.
His own eyes betrayed him, and he gave up in trying to avoid getting a good look at them, knowing that he wouldn’t have a choice either way.
The smiling, two-meter-tall barbarian stomped about in metal, brass-plated boots, wearing unreasonably tight snake-leather pants that barely contained the tree trunks she had for legs, her left arm entirely encased in a gleaming gauntlet with a damn field cannon on the forearm and her waist wrapped in a belt holding said cannon’s shells.
Meanwhile, the rest of her unrealistically chiseled yet simultaneously shapely upper body went mostly uncovered, four straps of black and gold fabric the only things somehow holding in her considerable bosom. Six thick, calf-length red braids dangled behind her, each tipped with a short, wicked-looking blade, their bell-like jangling belying their magickal nature - they were wrought of cold-iron. The hair atop her head, strangely enough, was as white as snow. Strange, unnatural scars that glimmered like the joins of silver-mended pottery separated her right arm and neck from her torso, and another scar still could be seen just under her left armpit, all three implying dismemberment and reattachment. Her face was… Distinct, to say the least, her facial structure being halfway between that of a typical Ikesian and Grekurian. Her eyes sat half-closed, yet a baleful blue light burned just behind the silver colour of her irises. She didn’t seem to have any weapons, but then, a cultivator’s body was a weapon. He also noticed a half-open leather sheath strapped to the barbarian’s lower back, a blackstone handle poking out on the right side, strange talismans wrapped around it and billowing in the breeze.
The other woman’s entire appearance outright screamed “Snow Devil”, as if she had gone out of her way to lean into the wartime propaganda of Ikesian warriors as inhuman fighting-machines, just like the actual machines they used in war. What first grabbed Nestor’s eye was her long, platinum blonde hair and markedly pale skin, both due to contrast with the dark colours of her clothing. The second was the gas mask around her neck, designed as the lower half of a skull, and the third thing was her single open eye - emerald-green and double-pupiled. A Homunculus Eye; though not exclusive to soldiery, it was near-perfect proof of the blonde’s legitimate military background, as it was the result of a notorious mutagenic procedure used to help soldiers cope with the loss of an eye wherein one eye was modified, and the other replaced with an arcane seeing-apparatus that had to be nailed into the brain through the empty socket - a Brass Eye. Where a Homunculus Eye allowed one supreme sight of the mundane world, a Brass Eye saw beyond, allowing users to see spirits and people’s souls at the cost of terrible mental strain. She was about a head shorter than her counterpart, by his reckoning.
She wore knee-high combat boots whose tops were covered by a strange, black-red dress that reached just below her knees, its design a blend of modern, fashionable aesthetic with grim militarism, including epaulettes and an officer’s cap. Both were designed without any identifying marks, as though to state that though she was a soldier, she answered to no higher authority - except for the preserved belladonna flower pinned to her cap, a symbol of death. A gigantic pistol of some sort sat holstered inside a cylindrical holster of blackstone on her right hip, while a weirdly folded-in-half rifle of some type sat in a leather holster on her left.
“Did she get that in a dungeon? No, can’t be…” the griller thought at the blackstone holster, only to find that they’d already come within spitting distance. The tall barbarian loomed over Nestor’s stand, briefly glancing down at him, then at his wares, a few of the most commonly ordered ones sizzling over the Ignis burners.
An electric tension surrounded her and her presence felt absolutely colossal, but this up close, the tall woman’s aura was… Magnanimous. Warm, jovial even. Looking up at her felt like staring up at the clouds of a welcome rainstorm in the middle of a dry summer, no fear of being struck came into his mind.
She looked down on him, smiling as she politely ordered with a husky, cordial tone of voice:
“Two racks of calf ribs and a half-dozen bear-meat skewers, please. Extra chili on half of the order.”
“Sure one rack will be enough?” the blonde asked with a quizzical smile as she looked up at her… Friend? Nestor wasn’t so sure, and he wasn’t about to guess. The barbarian smiled back, then changed her order: “Make that four racks of ribs instead, extra chili on three of them and on half of the skewers.”
“Right, it’ll be just a moment,” Nestor said and did as asked, clearing some space on the grill. The two watched him put the meat on the grill and, to his surprise, patiently waited for it to be done. Not only that, but when it came time to pay, they made no attempt to haggle the price down through implicit threat, instead just paying what was due and even leaving a tip that totaled nearly a fifth of the total price. That was rare even before the war, let alone in this economy.
As the duo went on their way, he overheard them speaking to one another, the barbarian questioning how Arches had such a large underworld despite its small size. It was a fair question, a question of whose answer even Nestor wasn’t sure. Business had just been uncharacteristically good since the war.
Despite knowing better for his own good, Nestor had to wonder.
“Just who are those two?”
“Hrm… How does a place that barely qualifies as a city have a larger underworld than a metropolis six, seven times its population?” Zelsys asked between stripping ribs with her teeth.
Her counterpart, Zefaris, furrowed her brow in thought for a moment, finishing a skewer before she answered: “Think about it - a remote, independent municipality with strong natural defenses, ruled by a single family under hereditary claim that goes back to the Three Kings Era. Arches is all but immune to political finagling from either side, and therefore, a perfect place for legally grey elements to move to from occupied cities.”
Zel just grunted affirmatively, horrific crunching noises emanating from her mouth as she moved onto the bone part of a rib rack. They were quite small, but still easily hard enough to not be quite edible for any normal person. Nevertheless, she ate them, too - not just the marrow inside. As they ate and idly wandered in the general direction of the amphitheater, Zelsys took in her surroundings, scanning the side alleys and thinly-veiled black-market establishments that lined the sides of Scarlet Silk Road. This place was impressive, but… Only in the context of what a tiny town Arches was. It didn’t even come close to matching the economy-shaping grandeur of commerce and excess that the Krishorn Caravan had brought with it to what she considered to be her home: The sovereign city-state of Willowdale. Despite having bought considerably more food of the two, Zelsys had downright devoured her order by the time Zefaris was on her third skewer, now having idly set her arm around Zef’s waist as they walked.
The moment Zefaris was done with her food she tossed the wooden skewers into a nearby fire and leaned into Zel’s side, her head resting perfectly against the side of her counterpart’s bosom, her arms wrapping around the bronze-skinned woman’s waist - the right stroking across the rock-like muscles of her stomach, while the left found its way squarely onto her rear. As amused by such public displays of affection as ever, Zelsys shifted her own hand down a bit and squeezed as softly as she could, eliciting a momentary blush from Zefaris where, a few months ago, it would’ve made her face flush pink in its entirety.
Despite a few sideways glances and strange looks, there were none in Scarlet Silk Road - not even among its violent thugs - that would have dared try to accost the two lovebirds as they made their way to the amphitheater. It wasn’t as if what they were doing stood out in the slightest, considering the vulgar sounds of sex that emanated from damn-near every fourth house on this road of hedonism. Soon enough they reached their destination, making their way inside to see that its quite spacious interior had been modified to house two counters and four fighting pits, the first counter being a bar, and the second serving all the needs of an establishment such as this, from betting, to fighter registrations, payouts, and everything in between. While three of the pits were familiar, their walls lined by leather-wrapped wood and filled with sand, the fourth was twice as wide and about half again as deep as the others, with a barred entryway on one side. A number of heavy-duty tables stood arranged all around the space, many placed where the amphitheater’s original seating arrangements had once been, elevated in concentric ovals of increasing height. Already, the three smaller pits each contained two fighters - two strongfat Ikesian men in one pit, a lanky Ikesian and a downright obese Grekurian in another pit, and a muscular Grekurian covered in burns versus a coal-skinned, one-armed Scorchlander in the third. The Scorchlander’s pitch-black, hairless body was completely covered in glowing veins, his fist and feet both glowing with inner heat. As impressive as the Scorchlander looked and as good as his technique was, none of the fighting-pits contained who they were looking for.
People milled about the amphitheater, being mostly spectators, with a notable minority of those who Zelsys could look at and instantly know that they had what it took to get down in the pit. Peoplewatching, however, wasn’t the reason they were here - even fighting in the pits wasn’t the reason, even if Zel knew it to be inevitable. The reason why they’d come here in the first place was the fulfillment of a responsibility, as well as a means of accruing both wealth and leverage with the forces beneath Ikesia’s surface.
A boxy array of Fog-writing nozzles hung above the betting counter - a column of five rows with luminescent, agitated Fog lazily spraying out of them and forming the names of the top five fighters ranked top to bottom.
Adalbert Von Wickten Baldwin von Burgghusen Wolfgang Masonson Jacob Hillerin Gideon Rÿser“I’ll register for the tourney, find a good seat to watch me beat some manhood into Von Wickten alright?” Zel asked Zef jokingly, splitting off from her lover and heading towards the betting counter; her real intention was to speak with a contact who was to hand over crucial intel, but as she would soon find out, the part of her that truly wished to fight the knight-captain would soon be vindicated.
Zef had already picked out a spot, of course, and shamelessly staring at Zel’s rear as she walked for a few seconds, she made her way over to the table.
The counter was manned by a slick-looking Grekurian, his curly brown hair done up into a ponytail and his face so aggressively handsome that it couldn’t have been natural. Still, he just barely fell short of looking unsettling. His hazel eyes glanced at Zelsys a few times as she approached, the man disappearing somewhere behind the counter only to return with a small piece of paper palmed in his hand, which he slid across the counter before she could even speak. As she came within hand’s reach of the counter, she felt the noise of her surroundings fade out, a subtle thumping reverberating through the air - the unmistakable signs of an active Sound Barrier Generator, a means of keeping sound from escaping its area of effect.
“Directions to the auction,” he said, only barely lowering his voice. “Your friends at the Bureau have discerned some new information since you accepted this assignment - the auction won’t get you all the info you need, not without a passphrase to make them trust you as a referred customer. Adalbert knows the phrase, so call him out. Get him to fight you, and take him seriously - he’s a hubris-ridden fool, but he exaggerates his strength much less than you might expect. Bet him a jade ornament, he’ll bite - his Noon Dust dealer only takes jade. Once I snap out of this, ask me to register for the tourney - I’ll conveniently find a free slot, courtesy of the Bureau.”
The moment he finished talking, the man shook his head and blinked a few times, looking Zelsys up and down.
Akaso
If you’d like to read ahead, consider heading on over to the Patreon! Patrons gain access to up to 20 days of advance content, with further expansion planned for the future. So if you want to help fund my crippling addiction to commissioning art, consider reading a couple chaps ahead.
I’d also greatly appreciate it if you could rate my story, or even leave a review. Reviews and ratings alike weigh heavily in the eyes of the algorithm (not to mention prospective new readers), so that pretty much means they determine the success of my work. A single review or even just a rating can noticeably influence the novel’s performance, especially when it has few ratings overall like this one does as of me posting this.
Same goes for review voting - the reviews with the most upvotes are the ones that most people will see, so you as readers decide which reviews are legitimate.
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