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Published at 3rd of November 2021 10:17:07 AM


Chapter 319: 319

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The drums rang and the audience was boiling.

The host, ricky-gervais, made his debut. Everyone turned around, looked at the stage, and welcomed the host with applause.

Ricky walked onto the stage with a big smile and nodded towards the audience under the stage. Interestingly, with a glass of beer on the host stage, Ricky walked forward, took a sip from the beer glass, and then smiled contentedly, "Hello everyone, welcome to the 68th Golden Globe The award ceremony will be broadcast live at the Beverly Hills Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles. Tonight will be a party and drunken night."

There was a low cheer at the scene, and Ricky nodded in agreement, "Of course, for Charlie-Sheen, this is as simple as a breakfast."

No wonder, it's no wonder that Ricky put a glass of beer on the table, originally intending to tease Charlie. Recently, Charlie’s negative news has been one after another, and the degree of explosiveness is really eye-catching, and the paparazzi are a little too busy. Tonight, Charlie was absent from the awards ceremony.

"Let's make it clear." Ricky put on a serious posture and began to babble and review the recent negative news. "He found a pornstar, pay for it. Invite her to accompany him to dinner and introduce her to her ex-wife. Can you imagine?" Ricky showed a mocking smile and interacted with the audience.

The audience in the last side burst into laughter. It was an open audience seat by the organizer in order to avoid the cold field; however, Lan Li looked around him, and everyone's expressions were a little indifferent, and did not respond much to Ricky's jokes. .

Ricky shrugged, expressing his helplessness, "Then they went to the hotel, got drunk, took off their clothes, made a mess of the place, and then locked the girl in the closet. Also, that day was Monday. If it’s New Year’s Eve, he really doesn’t know what he will do."

The laughter at the scene was a bit dry. Everyone can hear Ricky’s smiles and grooves, but it’s too superfluous and turned into a personal attack. The really smart host stopped at the first sentence of "Breakfast" and clicked to the end, but Tacitly, this kind of effect is the best.

Lanly felt that there was a sense of absurd joy. Ricky is a famous British comedian. His humorous jokes are expected to be popular in the UK, but in the US... it is a bit less politically correct. Lan Li thinks that tonight's Golden Globes should be very interesting.

Sure enough, Ricky went on to say, "This year is the new year of 3d movies. There are'Toy Story','Despicable Me', and'Genesis of War', so many 3d movies. It seems that all the movies this year are It's 3d, except for the "fatal companion"." After this sentence, the atmosphere on the scene was a bit sluggish. After a long time, he laughed. Ricky shook his head and showed an apologetic smile, "Tell this joke," I feel uncomfortable. I admit that I just want to follow the crowd. In fact, I haven't watched the "Deadly Companion Travel". Of course, no one has watched it."

The scene of the car accident.

This is the only thought in Lan Li's head right now, and she can see Angelina Jolie nestled in Brad Pitt's arms from the corner of her eyes, her expression is a bit stiff.

The cameraman standing next to the round table was originally always ready to switch the camera to the guest seat and film the guest’s reaction, which is also the most desired picture for TV audiences; but now, they stand motionless. , The atmosphere in the guest seats on the first floor is really terrifying, almost no one dared to speak, let alone smile.

This deadly low air pressure formed a sharp gap with the laughter of the audience coming from behind. Lan Li exchanged glances with Ryan and Jennifer, and found that they were both holding back a smile, holding back their hard work, so they could only lower their heads and hide their expressions.

"But, but this movie is definitely good, because it was nominated. You guys shut up, okay?" Ricky tried to continue the joke, but Lanly knew that if it was interrupted here, the atmosphere would still be there. It will be better, everyone can laugh, but if you continue, the scene will be terrible.

Ricky continued.

"I want to clarify a ridiculous rumor that the "Deadly Companion" was nominated because of this, the members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association can date Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie."

From the corner of the line of sight, Johnny’s face was pale. He wore a pair of sunglasses tonight and did not take off after the opening, but the sinking face is still clearly visible. Lan Li feels that the car accident is still going on, isn't this kind of mentality of watching the show wrong?

"This is pure nonsense!" Ricky continued, but before Angelina and Johnny could breathe, his words continued to smash, "That's not the only reason. The judges also accepted bribes. "

Johnny smiled, but he was gritting his teeth, the stiff smile on his face could hardly maintain the etiquette of the award ceremony.

"This is also wrong. In fact, they just took the judges to watch a Cher's concert." There was no laughter at the scene this time, and everyone's expressions were a bit embarrassing, but Ricky's Tucao continued, "What kind of bribery is this? Who wants to see Cher? Of course not! Why not? Because it's not 1975."

Lan Li could feel the murderous eyes of the guests at the scene, all gathered and projected towards Ricky on the stage; more importantly, the on-site director observed everyone’s expressions like ants on a hot pot and couldn’t help but hold his forehead. . Tom Hanks even looked directly at the director, with a puzzled look on his face, with a stern look of questioning.

But Lan Li knew that this was not over yet. If Ricky knows the "degree", the first laugh will end at breakfast; the second laugh will end at a place "no one has seen". But the reality is...

"A lot of popular movies have not won nominations, and there is no nomination for'Looking\/ Wang City 2'. But I think the special effects department of the Golden Globes must have visited their poster production team, especially the brush team." This Once, the scene finally showed a smile again, and even the crew of "Yu / Wang City 2" laughed themselves. If you see it here, then it will be fine. unfortunately.

"Girls, we all know your actual age. I have seen you in the "peerless opportunity". Jesus."

"Peerless Opportunity" is a popular American drama in the 1970s.

Lan Li could see that Angelina Jolie slammed her bag directly on the table, Helena Bonham Carter (helena-bonham-carter) was shaking her head again and again, and Annette Bening was even more astonished. Looking at Jacki-Weaver at the same table, she seemed to suspect that she had heard it wrong.

There is hardly any disguise about the discrimination against women in these remarks.

The car accident is still going on, "The same did not get nominated, there are also "I Love You Morris"'s Jim-Carrey (jim-carrey) and Iwan-McGregor (ewan-mcgregor), two heterosexuals. The actor of "played a **** couple, which reminds me of several well-known actors in the Faith \\/learning\\/teaching, their situation is just the other way round.

This is just making fun of Tom Cruise and John Travolta, and the recent rumors that these two actors are **** have once again been very loud.

This time, boos broke out directly at the scene, apparently very dissatisfied with Ricky's perfection, which also opened Lan Li's eyes.

In 2005, Chris Rock (chris-rock) served as the host of the Oscars. In the opening talk show, he repeatedly set the lower limit, exploded many untimely remarks, and caused many big names to turn their faces directly. However, there was no booing at the scene, at best it was just embarrassment.

It now appears that the tit-for-tat between the reporters on the red carpet before is not so strange.

Ricky was very puzzled by the audience's reaction, spreading his hands out to express helplessness, "It's possible." The hiss still didn't stop, Ricky's expression was slightly jerky, and the situation on the scene was unexpected. He Explaining in a playful tone, "My lawyer told me that this joke must be carefully worded." This time the boo was finally calmed down, and he smiled and waved his hand, "Anyway, they are not here." Even if it ended. This is a joke.

Finally, he hasn't lost his sanity completely.

"I originally wanted to say that a certain actor and ballerina had also reversed their positions, but now it seems that I should jump to the TV drama department." Ricky still stabbed Natalie secretly.

Although he did not name her name, Lan Li could clearly feel that the air at their table suddenly froze, and the smile on the corner of Natalie's mouth was obviously stiff~www.novelhall.com~ even the polite etiquette Can't sustain it.

"There are a lot of great dramas this year." Ricky has already continued, "'Atlantic Empire','The Walking Dead'..." Then, he used "The Walking Dead" as a gimmick and satirized "Playboy." "The founder, Hugh-Hefner, is a zombie. He married a new wife of 24 years old at the age of 84, and mocked this lady for Hugh's huge inheritance," she said. The only reason they got married was that he lied about his age. He said he was ninety-four years old." He also joked about their bed\/things, vividly depicting the scene in the bedroom with his left hand, mouth and facial expressions— -A full 15 seconds.

The atmosphere on the scene froze for a while, everyone looked at each other, and did not expect that Ricky would directly show the details of the bed/event on the global live broadcast stage-there is no way to classify the TV. Similarly, the laugh point itself is okay, I don't know how to measure it.

Ricky shrugged his shoulders when the audience did not understand his joke, and then took a sip of beer to express his dissatisfaction with practical actions. But Lan Li could clearly feel that the round tables around were deadly silent, and no one could laugh, and even the polite smile on his face could no longer sustain.

This reminds Lan Li of the 2004 Super Bowl performance stage when Justin Timberlake ripped off Ja-ja's half chest.

"In addition to Hugh, there is another person who concealed his age. Lanly-Hall. I firmly believe that he is only fourteen years old. I am not sure what deal he made with Steven and Tom, but obviously , It’s not the deal I want to hear. However, this deal is a bargain. He received two nominations, just like Johnny Depp."




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