Chapter 83: Universe Should Ban Faces Like That
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(A/N- Everything in this novel is fictional. Please do not compare this with real life. And, I am not supporting or blaming anything, anyone, any culture, any race, or any country. I'm only doing this for comedy, so that you can laugh.)
Whoosh!
Near the western part of the Ethen State, a spaceship landed on the ground. It was a massive spaceship with the design of an eagle with jet boosters on the four corners. When the massive spaceship landed on the ground, a group of people walked out.
They were little different than humans, possessing dark scales on their arms and chest which were hidden by a pair of jackets. But their face was pretty much like a human. Though, a pair of horns on their forehead doesn't make them human.
Those dark horns were releasing frightening auras. In that group, there were five boys and three girls. In the middle, there was a boy walking out with his hands behind his head. There was a trace of boring expression on his face.
"Brown, what should we do now? Our navigation system and automation system failed. If we are seen by other humans, it would be a devastating blow for this new pact between humans and us." A girl standing next to a tall man with a toned body. The girl possessed a slim waist, nicely curved ass, with busty boobs and a fairly whitish-pink face, not like an Alkiwon.
Because she was wearing a half-sleeved tank-top unlike most. And, her arms were pretty human. Unlike Brown who was also wearing a half-sleeved t-shirt but his hands were covered with dark scales.
As for others, most of them were wearing jeans. But girls were wearing different outfits. One was on a tank-top, one was wearing a thin jacket, and another was wearing A-Line Boat Neck Top.
Brown looked at the desolated surrounding with a trace of doubt and spoke "This place seems to be infected with Nether Energy. It would be really troublesome if people see us at this moment. I believe this is one of the yearly battle experiences for youths."
"Although it is fairly easy and boring, it says a lot for humans who have just awakened two hundred years ago. They seem to grow too fast unlike those humans from core galaxies. As for our current problem, we have already sent the message to humans. We can only wait until they take any actions."
A man slowly walked around and turned his face towards the tall building. Then, he looked back and shouted while pointing his finger in that direction "Brown, it seems a major battle is going there. Should we go and look?"
"Nah! We don't want to get involved too much. We should stay in our ship and make it invisible." Brown shook his head making everyone sigh in helpless expression. Everyone wanted to explore the earth but Brown was still the leader. They must listen to his words.
But there was one person who didn't listen to him. His eyes were focused on the battle area. Suddenly, his eyes narrowed as a dark circular tomb reflected on his eyes. He was able to see things from thousands of meters away.
His body dashed towards the direction which left some noise. Hearing this noise of the wind, Brown's face instantly turned towards the place where that boy was standing. He raised his hand while chasing the boy and shouting "Jerry, stop! We can't interfere."
Unfortunately, he couldn't notice the fighting intent arising in Jerry's eyes.
In the war field,
"Since your fatigue is gone, help me with that." Mike didn't care about the punch even after eating the dirt. He stood up, patted the dirt from his clothes, and pointed at the sixth prince.
At this moment, Sixth Prince was a little different. The red blood was flowing over those scales of the sixth prince. His eyes changed into round black pupils without the eyes. There was a thin and long tongue falling out of his mouth. His nails were nearly twelve inches long with black and red stripes over his face.
After looking at his face, Jenny thought for a while and said "Mike, you are very handsome and very strong."
"Hey, how could you compare your lover to that ugly thing?" Mike rebuked with displeasure on his face.
"I am sorry, Mike. I can't fight him. He is too disgusting. And, what's with the tongue of his. It's like he had grown dick from his mouth." Jenny acted as if she was vomiting and walked behind Mike.
"Come on, I know that thing is disgusting and ugly. But his strength has doubled after transformation. I can't defeat him on my own." Mike pulled Jenny in front of him and spoke.
"Can't you understand a maiden's feeling? Don't you know just how disgusting his face is? Even your dick….. no, no, even your ass is a thousand times better than his face. And, you want me to fight someone that puts ass on his face. Don't you have any sympathy towards your girlfriend?" Jenny made a cute face with teary eyes trying to convince Mike.
Unfortunately, Mike wasn't convinced by her act and said "Can't you understand a gentlemen's feeling? Do you think I would ask a maiden like you for such a thing if you weren't suited for it? You are like a female gorilla that keeps me in order with violence even though you love me."
"That violence is only momentarily and artificial. But just at his face. Don't you feel like you should stand up and beat the shit out of that ass face? Don't you feel like you should revolt against the universe to ban the faces like that?"
"Don't you feel the burning rage inside your heart? You don't even need to convince your heart to be angry. Just look at that face, you will feel like the universe has hidden every single wonderful thing from you."
Jenny stood silent for a moment. Although she got angry when he called her gorilla. She didn't use violence. Her eyes trembled and her breathing increased.
"Mike! Mike!"
With these words resounding from her mouth, she gradually fell on the ground with her eyes closed. Seeing this, Mike hurriedly rushed towards Jenny and pulled her into his embrace. There was a trace of anxiety on his face.
He stood up and shouted "Everyone, let's go away! Jenny has fainted. We can't win."
Hearing his voice, everyone stopped for a moment. The Sixth Prince who was walking towards them also stopped.
Slap!
Suddenly, a crisp slap resonated in Mike's cheek. Mike slowly looked down as he found the hand that belongs to Jenny. When he looked at her face, he gulped the saliva down his throat. There was anger flashing from her eyes, she was burning like fire and the terrifying murderous aura was released out of her.
"Idiot, can't you understand what I am doing right now? I don't want to fight that ugly thing. I was just pretending to be unconscious because I don't want to fight that shit. So just go and defeat it. Didn't you say that you would surpass me? So, now is your chance. Prove your strength by defeating it on your own." Jenny pinched his ears while lying in his arms and shouted.
Mike felt frustrated after hearing her complain. He didn't understand why was she denying to fight? Finally, he took a deep breath and yelled.
"And, what do you think I'm doing here? I am trying to tell you that I can't defeat him alone. He is not your usual type of monster. That guy might be disgusting but he is still the Peak-Tier Monster. And can't you understand what that means?"
"That guy has the power of thirteenth rank soldier. Not to mention, his transformation has doubled his strength. Yeah, I can defeat that guy with my strongest attack. But he wouldn't let me use my strongest attack. I am not asking you to use that A-Rank skill against him. Just distract him with me and then once I get a chance, I will use my strongest skill."
Jenny finally got silent. Only then she realized she was completely ignoring his cultivation. Mike was right. It would be impossible to defeat him without using the strongest skill. But the strongest skill takes a longer time to get ready.
"Alright, I will help." Finally, Jenny compromised as she got out of his embrace.
"Take this!" Mike passed her a purple potion. Seeing the red potion, her eyes fluctuate as she spoke "So, you are prepared. Indeed, even with power potions, you can't get a chance to use your strongest skill without someone distracting it."
"But, we still have to be cautious. Since he is not letting you use your strongest skill, he might not have something that can counter your skill. Hence, he will do everything to keep an eye on you even with my presence."
"Well, whatever! Let's go!" Mike opened the lid and drank it. Without wasting a few seconds, he rushed towards the sixth prince. Seeing him coming, the sixth prince leaked his face with that long tongue and said "Human, as the sixth prince of Zeon. I will celebrate a feast with your blood and body tonight."
"So die!"
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(A/N- Everything in this novel is fictional. Please do not compare this with real life. And, I am not supporting or blaming anything, anyone, any culture, any race, or any country. I'm only doing this for comedy, so that you can laugh.)
Whoosh!
Near the western part of the Ethen State, a spaceship landed on the ground. It was a massive spaceship with the design of an eagle with jet boosters on the four corners. When the massive spaceship landed on the ground, a group of people walked out.
They were little different than humans, possessing dark scales on their arms and chest which were hidden by a pair of jackets. But their face was pretty much like a human. Though, a pair of horns on their forehead doesn't make them human.
Those dark horns were releasing frightening auras. In that group, there were five boys and three girls. In the middle, there was a boy walking out with his hands behind his head. There was a trace of boring expression on his face.
"Brown, what should we do now? Our navigation system and automation system failed. If we are seen by other humans, it would be a devastating blow for this new pact between humans and us." A girl standing next to a tall man with a toned body. The girl possessed a slim waist, nicely curved ass, with busty boobs and a fairly whitish-pink face, not like an Alkiwon.
Because she was wearing a half-sleeved tank-top unlike most. And, her arms were pretty human. Unlike Brown who was also wearing a half-sleeved t-shirt but his hands were covered with dark scales.
As for others, most of them were wearing jeans. But girls were wearing different outfits. One was on a tank-top, one was wearing a thin jacket, and another was wearing A-Line Boat Neck Top.
Brown looked at the desolated surrounding with a trace of doubt and spoke "This place seems to be infected with Nether Energy. It would be really troublesome if people see us at this moment. I believe this is one of the yearly battle experiences for youths."
"Although it is fairly easy and boring, it says a lot for humans who have just awakened two hundred years ago. They seem to grow too fast unlike those humans from core galaxies. As for our current problem, we have already sent the message to humans. We can only wait until they take any actions."
A man slowly walked around and turned his face towards the tall building. Then, he looked back and shouted while pointing his finger in that direction "Brown, it seems a major battle is going there. Should we go and look?"
"Nah! We don't want to get involved too much. We should stay in our ship and make it invisible." Brown shook his head making everyone sigh in helpless expression. Everyone wanted to explore the earth but Brown was still the leader. They must listen to his words.
But there was one person who didn't listen to him. His eyes were focused on the battle area. Suddenly, his eyes narrowed as a dark circular tomb reflected on his eyes. He was able to see things from thousands of meters away.
His body dashed towards the direction which left some noise. Hearing this noise of the wind, Brown's face instantly turned towards the place where that boy was standing. He raised his hand while chasing the boy and shouting "Jerry, stop! We can't interfere."
Unfortunately, he couldn't notice the fighting intent arising in Jerry's eyes.
In the war field,
"Since your fatigue is gone, help me with that." Mike didn't care about the punch even after eating the dirt. He stood up, patted the dirt from his clothes, and pointed at the sixth prince.
At this moment, Sixth Prince was a little different. The red blood was flowing over those scales of the sixth prince. His eyes changed into round black pupils without the eyes. There was a thin and long tongue falling out of his mouth. His nails were nearly twelve inches long with black and red stripes over his face.
After looking at his face, Jenny thought for a while and said "Mike, you are very handsome and very strong."
"Hey, how could you compare your lover to that ugly thing?" Mike rebuked with displeasure on his face.
"I am sorry, Mike. I can't fight him. He is too disgusting. And, what's with the tongue of his. It's like he had grown dick from his mouth." Jenny acted as if she was vomiting and walked behind Mike.
"Come on, I know that thing is disgusting and ugly. But his strength has doubled after transformation. I can't defeat him on my own." Mike pulled Jenny in front of him and spoke.
"Can't you understand a maiden's feeling? Don't you know just how disgusting his face is? Even your dick….. no, no, even your ass is a thousand times better than his face. And, you want me to fight someone that puts ass on his face. Don't you have any sympathy towards your girlfriend?" Jenny made a cute face with teary eyes trying to convince Mike.
Unfortunately, Mike wasn't convinced by her act and said "Can't you understand a gentlemen's feeling? Do you think I would ask a maiden like you for such a thing if you weren't suited for it? You are like a female gorilla that keeps me in order with violence even though you love me."
"That violence is only momentarily and artificial. But just at his face. Don't you feel like you should stand up and beat the shit out of that ass face? Don't you feel like you should revolt against the universe to ban the faces like that?"
"Don't you feel the burning rage inside your heart? You don't even need to convince your heart to be angry. Just look at that face, you will feel like the universe has hidden every single wonderful thing from you."
Jenny stood silent for a moment. Although she got angry when he called her gorilla. She didn't use violence. Her eyes trembled and her breathing increased.
"Mike! Mike!"
With these words resounding from her mouth, she gradually fell on the ground with her eyes closed. Seeing this, Mike hurriedly rushed towards Jenny and pulled her into his embrace. There was a trace of anxiety on his face.
He stood up and shouted "Everyone, let's go away! Jenny has fainted. We can't win."
Hearing his voice, everyone stopped for a moment. The Sixth Prince who was walking towards them also stopped.
Slap!
Suddenly, a crisp slap resonated in Mike's cheek. Mike slowly looked down as he found the hand that belongs to Jenny. When he looked at her face, he gulped the saliva down his throat. There was anger flashing from her eyes, she was burning like fire and the terrifying murderous aura was released out of her.
"Idiot, can't you understand what I am doing right now? I don't want to fight that ugly thing. I was just pretending to be unconscious because I don't want to fight that shit. So just go and defeat it. Didn't you say that you would surpass me? So, now is your chance. Prove your strength by defeating it on your own." Jenny pinched his ears while lying in his arms and shouted.
Mike felt frustrated after hearing her complain. He didn't understand why was she denying to fight? Finally, he took a deep breath and yelled.
"And, what do you think I'm doing here? I am trying to tell you that I can't defeat him alone. He is not your usual type of monster. That guy might be disgusting but he is still the Peak-Tier Monster. And can't you understand what that means?"
"That guy has the power of thirteenth rank soldier. Not to mention, his transformation has doubled his strength. Yeah, I can defeat that guy with my strongest attack. But he wouldn't let me use my strongest attack. I am not asking you to use that A-Rank skill against him. Just distract him with me and then once I get a chance, I will use my strongest skill."
Jenny finally got silent. Only then she realized she was completely ignoring his cultivation. Mike was right. It would be impossible to defeat him without using the strongest skill. But the strongest skill takes a longer time to get ready.
"Alright, I will help." Finally, Jenny compromised as she got out of his embrace.
"Take this!" Mike passed her a purple potion. Seeing the red potion, her eyes fluctuate as she spoke "So, you are prepared. Indeed, even with power potions, you can't get a chance to use your strongest skill without someone distracting it."
"But, we still have to be cautious. Since he is not letting you use your strongest skill, he might not have something that can counter your skill. Hence, he will do everything to keep an eye on you even with my presence."
"Well, whatever! Let's go!" Mike opened the lid and drank it. Without wasting a few seconds, he rushed towards the sixth prince. Seeing him coming, the sixth prince leaked his face with that long tongue and said "Human, as the sixth prince of Zeon. I will celebrate a feast with your blood and body tonight."
"So die!"
A/N- Everything in this novel is fictional. Please do not compare this with real life. And, I am not supporting or blaming anything, anyone, any culture, any race, or any country. I'm only doing this for comedy, so that you can laugh.Whoosh!Near the western part of the Ethen State, a spaceship landed on the ground. It was a massive spaceship with the design of an eagle with jet boosters on the four corners. When the massive spaceship landed on the ground, a group of people walked out.They were little different than humans, possessing dark scales on their arms and chest which were hidden by a pair of jackets. But their face was pretty much like a human. Though, a pair of horns on their forehead doesn't make them human.Those dark horns were releasing frightening auras. In that group, there were five boys and three girls. In the middle, there was a boy walking out with his hands behind his head. There was a trace of boring expression on his face."Brown, what should we do now? Our navigation system and automation system failed. If we are seen by other humans, it would be a devastating blow for this new pact between humans and us." A girl standing next to a tall man with a toned body. The girl possessed a slim waist, nicely curved ass, with busty boobs and a fairly whitish-pink face, not like an Alkiwon.Because she was wearing a half-sleeved tank-top unlike most. And, her arms were pretty human. Unlike Brown who was also wearing a half-sleeved t-shirt but his hands were covered with dark scales.As for others, most of them were wearing jeans. But girls were wearing different outfits. One was on a tank-top, one was wearing a thin jacket, and another was wearing A-Line Boat Neck Top.Brown looked at the desolated surrounding with a trace of doubt and spoke "This place seems to be infected with Nether Energy. It would be really troublesome if people see us at this moment. I believe this is one of the yearly battle experiences for youths.""Although it is fairly easy and boring, it says a lot for humans who have just awakened two hundred years ago. They seem to grow too fast unlike those humans from core galaxies. As for our current problem, we have already sent the message to humans. We can only wait until they take any actions."A man slowly walked around and turned his face towards the tall building. Then, he looked back and shouted while pointing his finger in that direction "Brown, it seems a major battle is going there. Should we go and look?""Nah! We don't want to get involved too much. We should stay in our ship and make it invisible." Brown shook his head making everyone sigh in helpless expression. Everyone wanted to explore the earth but Brown was still the leader. They must listen to his words.But there was one person who didn't listen to him. His eyes were focused on the battle area. Suddenly, his eyes narrowed as a dark circular tomb reflected on his eyes. He was able to see things from thousands of meters away.His body dashed towards the direction which left some noise. Hearing this noise of the wind, Brown's face instantly turned towards the place where that boy was standing. He raised his hand while chasing the boy and shouting "Jerry, stop! We can't interfere."Unfortunately, he couldn't notice the fighting intent arising in Jerry's eyes.In the war field,"Since your fatigue is gone, help me with that." Mike didn't care about the punch even after eating the dirt. He stood up, patted the dirt from his clothes, and pointed at the sixth prince.At this moment, Sixth Prince was a little different. The red blood was flowing over those scales of the sixth prince. His eyes changed into round black pupils without the eyes. There was a thin and long tongue falling out of his mouth. His nails were nearly twelve inches long with black and red stripes over his face.After looking at his face, Jenny thought for a while and said "Mike, you are very handsome and very strong.""Hey, how could you compare your lover to that ugly thing?" Mike rebuked with displeasure on his face."I am sorry, Mike. I can't fight him. He is too disgusting. And, what's with the tongue of his. It's like he had grown dick from his mouth." Jenny acted as if she was vomiting and walked behind Mike."Come on, I know that thing is disgusting and ugly. But his strength has doubled after transformation. I can't defeat him on my own." Mike pulled Jenny in front of him and spoke."Can't you understand a maiden's feeling? Don't you know just how disgusting his face is? Even your dick.. no, no, even your ass is a thousand times better than his face. And, you want me to fight someone that puts ass on his face. Don't you have any sympathy towards your girlfriend?" Jenny made a cute face with teary eyes trying to convince Mike.Unfortunately, Mike wasn't convinced by her act and said "Can't you understand a gentlemen's feeling? Do you think I would ask a maiden like you for such a thing if you weren't suited for it? You are like a female gorilla that keeps me in order with violence even though you love me.""That violence is only momentarily and artificial. But just at his face. Don't you feel like you should stand up and beat the shit out of that ass face? Don't you feel like you should revolt against the universe to ban the faces like that?""Don't you feel the burning rage inside your heart? You don't even need to convince your heart to be angry. Just look at that face, you will feel like the universe has hidden every single wonderful thing from you."Jenny stood silent for a moment. Although she got angry when he called her gorilla. She didn't use violence. Her eyes trembled and her breathing increased."Mike! Mike!"With these words resounding from her mouth, she gradually fell on the ground with her eyes closed. Seeing this, Mike hurriedly rushed towards Jenny and pulled her into his embrace. There was a trace of anxiety on his face.He stood up and shouted "Everyone, let's go away! Jenny has fainted. We can't win."Hearing his voice, everyone stopped for a moment. The Sixth Prince who was walking towards them also stopped.Slap!Suddenly, a crisp slap resonated in Mike's cheek. Mike slowly looked down as he found the hand that belongs to Jenny. When he looked at her face, he gulped the saliva down his throat. There was anger flashing from her eyes, she was burning like fire and the terrifying murderous aura was released out of her."Idiot, can't you understand what I am doing right now? I don't want to fight that ugly thing. I was just pretending to be unconscious because I don't want to fight that shit. So just go and defeat it. Didn't you say that you would surpass me? So, now is your chance. Prove your strength by defeating it on your own." Jenny pinched his ears while lying in his arms and shouted.Mike felt frustrated after hearing her complain. He didn't understand why was she denying to fight? Finally, he took a deep breath and yelled."And, what do you think I'm doing here? I am trying to tell you that I can't defeat him alone. He is not your usual type of monster. That guy might be disgusting but he is still the Peak-Tier Monster. And can't you understand what that means?""That guy has the power of thirteenth rank soldier. Not to mention, his transformation has doubled his strength. Yeah, I can defeat that guy with my strongest attack. But he wouldn't let me use my strongest attack. I am not asking you to use that A-Rank skill against him. Just distract him with me and then once I get a chance, I will use my strongest skill."Jenny finally got silent. Only then she realized she was completely ignoring his cultivation. Mike was right. It would be impossible to defeat him without using the strongest skill. But the strongest skill takes a longer time to get ready."Alright, I will help." Finally, Jenny compromised as she got out of his embrace."Take this!" Mike passed her a purple potion. Seeing the red potion, her eyes fluctuate as she spoke "So, you are prepared. Indeed, even with power potions, you can't get a chance to use your strongest skill without someone distracting it.""But, we still have to be cautious. Since he is not letting you use your strongest skill, he might not have something that can counter your skill. Hence, he will do everything to keep an eye on you even with my presence.""Well, whatever! Let's go!" Mike opened the lid and drank it. Without wasting a few seconds, he rushed towards the sixth prince. Seeing him coming, the sixth prince leaked his face with that long tongue and said "Human, as the sixth prince of Zeon. I will celebrate a feast with your blood and body tonight.""So die!"
